Still Demented

Hear the wacky and sometimes unexpected songs of comedians presented by two guys that are neither comedic or good at singing, Steve and Jared! Sometimes we wish people would just stick to their day job, but if these celebs did that, we wouldn't have a show today. Decide for yourself if these artists missed their calling and should have been a musical act this whole time. And as usual, be on the lookout for TV Time Out and our weekly Dial-A-Song from They Might Be Giants!

Like or hate it, we are back on air again this week, talking about Liking, Loving or Hating something. I like that we are back again. I love Still Demented. And I hate... Um, having to think of things I hate.

Grab your favorite pair of pants, fancy socks or skirt. We are talking about about clothes, but only from the waist down... because let's face it, if you want to picture Steve and Jared only wearing one thing, you want it to cover the bottom half...

When your wit fails you, do what Steve and Jared do, resort to potty humor! When the lack of toilet paper as you feeling down in the sewer, don't stink up everyone's day with a number 2 attitude. Listen to Still Demented and feel wiped fresh and clean!

Don't Panic... Let Steve and Jared do it for you! We play all the hits about the world coming to an end. Of course, even if the world does end, three things will survive: Twinkies, Cockroaches and "Weird Al" Parodies!

Find a job your love and you'll never work a day in your life... that being said, Steven and Jared are hard a work putting together this episode for you! This week we talk all about being employed and the different jobs out there. We also have our obligatory song by "Weird Al" and don't forget the weekly They Might Be Giants' Dial-A-Song!

Steve and Jared have been told their whole lives that they have a face for radio. Today we talk about being ugly. It’s not rude to do if you are ugliest person in the room. We just can’t decide which host is uglier.

We all like to escape hearing about Donald Trump by fun things like Still Demented. So just for grins we are going to make you listen to all things Trump! This week we poke a little fun at the president while he is suffering with impeachment issues. Whether your left wing right wing or just like a chicken wing this episode has something for you. So leave your partisan politics at the door and just sit back and have a laugh.

They say in mixed company you should never discuss religion or politics. Since we’ve already discussed politics let’s talk about religion! Today we touch on the taboo and see how many people we can offend with today’s subject.

It’s an anniversary! No not the day that Steve met Jared, it’s the anniversary of the Brady Bunch and Scooby Doo. Both cultural juggernauts are marking 50 years since inception. We lovingly make fun of them and also pay tribute in the special episode of Still Demented.

It’s Steve’s birthday, so we are doing a whole episode dedicated to the event. There’s a lot more to birthday music than that one repetitive song you feel obligated to sing all the time. Even “Weird Al” has his own version. Come back and listen on your birthday!

2019.08.25-08.05.14-S This week we pay homage to recently passed Kip Addotta, a staple of the original Doctor Demented. But, since that only takes half the hour, we fill the second hour with our favorite "Weird Al" polkas! Even if you aren't a fan of polka, you'll love these!

Have a health issue? Grab a tissue! Still Demented took a long hiatus due to the health issue of one of the hosts. Steve recently had a stroke. But since he is on the mend, it's time to tell jokes about it! This week we talk all things ill health. Calling in sick, operations and diseases abound. Don't worry, the only thing contagious in this episode are a few of the tunes.

Who better to sing the praises of fathers than Steve and Jared? One is a father and the other has daddy issues (you will have to guess which is which).

Why is Jared wearing his best showgirl unitard? Because it’s Musicals week at Still Demented. Broadway is just the beginning; movies and even TV shows get toe-tappingly twisted. Sing along if you’re demented enough!

Break out your itsy bitsy teenie weenie polka dot bikini, its summertime! Steve and Jared just got done lathering each other up in sun screen to share their best demented summer-themed tunes.

When you are a geek like Steve, you care more about the nerdy holidays, like today’s inspiration: May the 4th Be With You. Jared takes the week off as Steve shares his favorite Star Wars themed songs and skits. Listen to the whole show before Revenge of the 6th.

You would think we were under the influence of something to do a whole hour dedicated to Cheech & Chong. We plead the 5th! There’s more to this burned out comedy duo than just drug jokes, and you’ll hear it all on Still Demented.

We are the DJ's who say, "Ni!" And now for something completely different... April 2019 marks the 40th anniversary of Monty Python's Life of Brian and May 2019 is the 50th anniversary of the comedy troupe. How could we let those milestones pass without a special episode for the funniest cross dressers in British history? Discover what lumberjacks wear under their flannel. Learn the meaning of life. And find out how you can tell a dead parrot when you see one. All this information and more on this week's special "Monty Python" episode of Still Demented!

I hope you have your passport handy because Steve and Jared are taking you around the world. Feel free to be the stereotypical rude American tourist without the shame. Mocking music about our friends to the north, Canada. Laugh at stand up about China from Jim Gaffigan. And its never a bad time to poke fun at the French! So get your shots and come along with us on a Still Demented world tour!

I hope your gaming thumb is calloused. This week are all about video games. From the Atari to the Nintendo to hand held gaming, we cover it all. Play a drinking game and take a swig of Mountain Dew Code Red every time we play a song about Pac-Man. Even Weird Al has one!

Steve is out of town so Jared is flying solo. In honor of the missing Steve Grosz, our theme this week is, "Eww, Gross!" Boogers, farts, burbs, trash and toilet talk take over the show. I sure hope you're not squeamish for this blue collar hour of disgusting humor!

Steve and Jared might be goody little two shoes, but they know all about debauchery. Smoking, Drinking, Gambling and other vices are the subject of today's show. You could play along at home and take a shot for every vice you suffer from! I'll be take a bite of chocolate every time one of them says "demented."

It's the biggest season for novelty music, Christmas! There's so much demented classic Christmas that we have to break it up into 2 hours. Even "Weird Al" had to do two crazy Christmas songs. We'll play them both and much, much more on part two of our festive Demented Christmas Special!

It's the biggest season for novelty music, Christmas! There's so much demented classic Christmas that we have to break it up into 2 hours. Even "Weird Al" had to do two crazy Christmas songs. We'll play them both and much, much more on our festive Demented Christmas Special!

It's a good thing fat guys float, because this week Steve and Jared are out to sea! Naughty nautical nonsense and aquatic hilarity to come!

Steve and Jared are still watching cartoons. That's good news for you because they've put together their favorite cartoon versions of TV shows and movies. I've you've never seen the Fonzy cartoon, or the animated version of Star Trek your life is incomplete! Today is your chance to be a kid again on Still Demented!

Welcome to part two of our special Halloween broadcast. This hour we feature Alice Cooper, find the closest thing to a Halloween song "Weird Al" has ever made and check in with friends of the show, They Might Be Giants for a witch-themed Dial-A-Song. And let's not forget all the fun and cooky novelty songs we must hear every October. It will be frightfully fun!

We're celebrating Halloween at Still Demented. In this special hour 1 of a 2 hour special we highlight the best Halloween novelty music and comedy out there. We also pay homage to Bobby "Borris" Pickett as our featured artist this week. There's more to Halloween music than the Monster Mash and Thriller. You'll here them here on Still Demented!

Still Demented is going to the dogs! This week our theme is all America's best friend. It fits since Steve loves dogs and Jared smells like a wet dog. It was pretty hard finding a good "Weird Al" song that fits this theme, but the guys got something. And don't forget to be on the lookout for this week's all new Dial-A-Song from friends of the show, They Might Be Giants.

Since Steve and Jared are always being accused of being pregnant, they're talking about  child birth this week. Songs about pregnancies, stand up about babies keeping you up and more. But wait, there's more... Celebrating the 52nd anniversary of Star Trek, there's all sorts of fun Star Trek material to laugh at and enjoy.

No, Steve and Jared are not real doctors, but they play one on the radio. Today we talk about the apple's arch nemesis, the doctor. Not just the kind you are thinking of. We also have Doctor Who, witch doctors and more. Wash your hands up to your elbows and join us in the ER for today's episode of Still Demented!

So many people accuse Steve and Jared of being from outer space they decided to dedicate a whole hour to aliens. What's happening on Mars? What's it like to be abducted and probed? Are the odd folk at Walmart actually from this planet? The answer to these questions and more get answered today on Still Demented!

They're hairy, wild and only partially housebroken. Of course, I'm talking about Steve and Jared. Oh, and also animals. This week we hear wacky music and zany standup about cats, dogs, horses, elephants and more. And remember, have your Steves and Jareds spade or neutered.

Back to school time is worse for teachers than it is for students. Since Steve and Jared are both also teachers, it's fresh on their minds. In this week we play all of the classic songs from Yester-year as well as current education riffs. You'll never guess today's Weird Al song for this subject.

It may be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of our weekly theme: Money! Sure, Steve and Jared are light in the wallet, but they have a lot to share about finances. From Monty Python to Weird Al and even stars like Elvis and Willie Nelson; everybody has something to say about money. Cash inspired parodies, standup and more on this week's free show!

Throw on your favorite pair of chaps and largest 10-gallon hats! This week Steve and Jared are going full-on Redneck. Of course we'll be hearing from Jeff Foxworthy, but we also play parodies, TV themes and a hick-like Weird-Al song or two. And don't forget our weekly Dial-A-Song from our friends at They Might Be Giants.

It's time to play demented music It's time to turn it up It's time to meet Steve and Jared on Still Demented tonight! Our very special theme this week is The Muppets and Sesame Street. You'll hear classic originals, tribute songs, parodies, standup about Jim Henson's lovable characters and more. Take a trip to your inner child with us! Can you tell me how to get? How to get Still Demented?

”Weird Al” Yankovic and Still Demented go together like peanut butter and the roof of a dog’s mouth. Who can forget Weird Al’s treatment to Michael Jackson hits or polka-ized pop songs? In this special one-hour tribute to his best parodies you will hear his earliest, recent and best parodies of all time. Steve and Jared’s favorite 5 will be counted down just for you!

”Weird Al” Yankovic and Still Demented go together like peanut butter and the roof of a dog’s mouth. If you are one of those people who say, “Weird Al does original songs, too?” then shame on you! But you can redeem yourself in this special one-hour tribute to his best original tunes. Steve and Jared’s favorite 5 will be counted down just for you!

Getting your summer trip plans together? So are Steve and Jared with today's theme of Planes, Trains and Automobiles! Classic car songs, standup about airplane peanuts and at least one song about trains await you.

Everyone knows the best part of the Super Bowl is the commercials. Today, the best part of Still Demented is our commercials, because our whole show is the best commercials ever! We'll "buy the world a Coke," break you a piece of that Kit-Kat bar and "plop, plop, fizz, fizz" through a sponsor free hour of ads and jingles that you can't stop singing along with. Join us for this ironically commercial-free hour of fun!

Summer is coming! Let's get ready for the the great outdoors by making that this week's theme. Campfire songs, getting lost in the woods, and finding yourself up a creek without a paddle: all things we know and say we loved once we get back home. Grab your headphones and download this podcast to listen in the wild green yonder.

We get political in this week's show. But don't worry, only in a demented way! Whether you lean left, right or just slightly off, you have keep a sense of humor about politics. In this episode we hear tribute songs to our past presidents, songs remembering our most forgettable presidents and even some jokes told by POTUS. And let's not forget our weekly Dial-A-Song by friends of the show, They Might Be Giants.

What has two left feet and loves zanny music? Steve and Jared, of course! This week we share our favorite toe-tapping tunes. We're not rehashing the Macarena or Electric Slide. Learn the Juicy Wiggle, try out the Curly Shuffle or dance along with Disco Duck. Does "Weird Al" have a dance song? Listen and find out...

Hey Dementees! Steve and Jared are taking a week off, but we didn’t want to leave you hanging. Here’s a replay of our very first episode of Still Demented, all about Food. We’ll see you next week with a new episode. Enjoy!

Steve and Jared's arrested development becomes the muse for today's theme: Children's Music. Find your inner child with classic themes from shows you grew up watching. Check out a great Schoolhouse Rock parody we found by The Simpsons. We also find some kids songs by hit bands. And let's not forget we also have our weekly installment of Dial-a-Song from our friends They Might Be Giants.

You know the saying "Talk what you know about." So this week Steve and Jared dig deep into today's theme: Fat! You can't do a theme like "Fat" without Weird Al's iconic parody of Bad. There's one theme we couldn't leave out of TV Time Out when talking about being overweight; you'll know it when you hear it. And we hear from some of our favorite fat comedians, too. No, not Steve and Jared, other funny fat guys...

Take a break from your job to listen to Steve and Jared do theirs! This week our theme is "jobs," both employment and the founder of Apple. Listen this week to hear some classic Simpsons songs about jobs, a Steve Jobs and Bill Gates rap battle, and some Adam Sandler comedy. We also debut a brand new "Weird Al" polka song. And let's not forget a new Dial-A-Song from our friends, They Might Be Giants.

It's part two of a two-hour They Might Be Giants extraordinaire! The twin quasars of rock are coming to our sleepy burrough and we are celebrating with classic TMBG songs, rarities, and even an exclusive interview with John Flansburgh, one of the original duo of the band! Find out Steve and Jared's top 5 They Might Be Giants songs. Can you guess our number 1 pick?

It's part one of a two-hour They Might Be Giants extraordinaire! The twin quasars of rock are coming to our sleepy burrough and we are celebrating with classic TMBG songs, rarities, live concert audio and more! You'll be surprised at some of the places you've heard They Might Be Giants on the small screen in our TV Time Out. And enjoy some of their best kids songs that adults enjoy, too.