Sultans of Slap

(originally recorded oct 24th 2022) Holy toledo batman, Ryan's been neglecting this podcast like a middle child. The episode might shed some light as to why. But who cares A ton of technical difficulties in this one. Bare with us.

buga boo bay, titty titty bay end of the sultans year lot of rundgren in this one

More like revenge of the not so stinkers... Some of these tunes actually slap, HARD!

Originally recorded 8.18 Ryan's goin through some shit, been neglecting the podcast. Flog him.

Grocery store bangers. And mash.

OHHHHH YEAHHHHH! I FORGOT ABOUT THAT ONE!

Our heart rates are bumpin'

Two Words: Chicken Pussy...think about it. Is it enticing?

White boy Spanish is the best isn't it.

You ever see the movie Belly? DMX, NAS, Mike and I were living it.

Only energy vampires and/or blues lawyers allowed.

94. Don't look back by Sultans of Slap

Look up that word, "pusillanimous." Just do it.

we gotta dump it

We're too faded for this one doh.

90. Cotopaxi by Sultans of Slap

Me thinks the lady doth protest too much.

I take long poops

We can't all be smarmy pricks.

Lamborghini in a bayou baby yeah.

We definitely need therapy.

Jackie Johnoff Approved.

We're gonna yacht rock ya to sleep...

takin' aboot de Askaars.

Brought to you by the Disney Channel. ahhhhh-whink! ;)

ITS NOT A METAPHOR RYAN! IT'S A SIMILE! This ones a skipper. Ryan and Josi are sauced.

It tastes just like it smells. Delicious. Doin a death cab deep dive.

AFTER HOURS EPISODE! Brought to you by adrenochrome.

Molly's Hatcheting my brain with all this NFT light speed stupid nonsense. Trigger warning: Bunch of gen xers crawling out of the sewer. "Yo dude, did I just hear some power chords?"

Big Dick Energy.

Richard (QUAK)-ER! FUCK YOU DUDE! Fuck you.

D.C. TALK SUPERNATURAL IS ONE OF THE BEST ALBUMS EVER! FIGHT ME MOTHERFUCKER!

Dude, quit talking about your John bag. Especially around your mom. Zero class in this episode.

Anthony Fauci is a SAINT! And if you don't agree, then you're a right-wing pig licker.

A diet slap. A real bud light of an episode.

BEAVER FEVER BABY! Dads jokin, endless cash grabs. And its not the only thing we're grabbin. Bleak. Very bleak. everything sucks.

HEY! You ever heard of the Beatles? Yeah? You dig a pigmy? hmm? How's abouts ya take it to boom city? Yeah.

don't touch my malt!

I'd say that's a diet sprite, if I ever heard one.

We take a dump. And it gave us a shiver. Twas a good dump.

...tell me how you want it...

If she doesn't remember corn nuts and push pops, she's too young for you bro. BRO PARTIES! Quackin' out the haters up in this piece. LINKIN PARK IS THE HEAVIEST BAND EV-ER!

Dude doesn't know Bloc Party. Blowin' leaves. Might as well call me 'Jaw-Breaker.' Our parents REALLY don't know what they're doing. Just a couple socialist, commie bastards. We should be flogged in the town square. Fool me once.

Its just drugs fam. We're all drugmen. All of our least favorite cryptids. Hey babe, grab me a Lacroix...babe? Lots of mouth-breather bashin' cuh. "Can I ask you a question tho...can I spit in your mouth?" "...You may not."

61. Revenge of the Stinkers: Birra, Vermouth e gin by Sultans of Slap

LRB Evangelists here. Writing checks that our monkey business CAN cash! And you can take that to the bank. Along with a primo set of truck balls. Ford v. Chevy talk. Endless Shinfo...just...oodles of it.

How. Many. Times. Can. Josi. GO. PEE!

We don't sit in the plebeian section! Filthy peasants with their common folk customs. Take some shekels and be on your way swain. Mehr! Josi-sode 6 baby. Also, were sirens just suuper thick seals that made sailor's nether regions engorge? And yet, the world still turns. "ARK ARK ARK!" We. Are. Children.

How many innuendo's can be had in a 70's slayer? Montrose would probably argue all of em. So sit back, smoke your best shwack and trudge through some boring prattle until we get past it. If the hotel room is a rockin, then, that probably means we're having sex. budgy

Bet this one cranks your yank. Stealing other comedians bits, Scooby doo noises and trashing a mutual acquaintance. But we subbed his name with a quack. SO FUCK YOU (QUACK!), Fucking cobbler looking, colossal asshat. Bitch. Query: You, uh, ever just push air?......... BUDGY!

9/11 conspiracies. The modern marvel of New York City. So many people, just shitting, all day long. So much Op-ed's from two dudes who know nothing of politics. Ryan didn't even graduate college. Please take all this with a GIANT grain of salt. Never forget. (imagine an eagle shedding a single tear.) RAWWWWWWK!'