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Oppressive regimes are buying games companies and prices for subscription services are skyrocketing but at least Kojima is still doing his damn thing. We wrap up the announcements from the recent Beyond The Strand presentation and we sink our teeth into Ghost of Yotei, a classic revenge story set in a massive and beautiful open world. Plus we've played some Final Fantasy Tactics and Mario Galaxy 2!Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code FILTHY at checkout. Download the Saily app or go to https://saily.com/filthy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

▷ SUBSCRIBE TO FILTHY FELLAS https://bit.ly/FilthyFellasSub ▷ FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE: https://bit.ly/FilthyFantasy ▷ LISTEN ON SPOTIFY: https://bit.ly/FilthyFellasSpot ▷ LISTEN ON APPLE PODCASTS: https://apple.co/3GIFthj ▷ LISTEN ON AMAZON MUSIC: https://amzn.to/44aouyk HAVE WE SEEN ENOUGH TO MAKE SOME BIG BALLS PREDICTIONS BEFORE THE SEASON'S DONE?! YEAH, WHY NOT… IT'S HARVESTER FESTIVAL AFTER ALL… A TIME FOR GIVING. (PAUSE) THIS WEEK, WE'RE JOINED BY SE DONS DON STRAPZY, WHITE YARDIE, AND HUSSEIN OF BARRA BRUVVAS — AND THEY ARE ALL THROWING DOWN SOME WILD PREDICTIONS GABRIEL MAGALHÃES WILL OUTSCORE BENJAMIN ŠEŠKO THIS SEASON! CHELSEA WON'T GET CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FOOTBALL NEXT SEASON! NOTTINGHAM FOREST IN A RELEGATION BATTLE?! WEST HAM COMPETING FOR EUROPE?! DO WE AGREE? DO YOU AGREE? DO WE AGREE TO DISAGREE? FILTHY FELLAS ON SOCIAL ▷ PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/filthyfellas ▷ TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@filthy_fellas ▷ INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/filthy_fellas ▷ X: https://x.com/Filthy_Fellas ▷ MERCH: https://filthyatfive.com FOLLOW THE MANDEM POET https://www.instagram.com/poetscorneruk STEVO THE MADMAN https://www.instagram.com/stevothemadman LIPPY https://www.instagram.com/dondadalippy SAVAGE DAN https://www.instagram.com/savagedan10 MARGS https://www.instagram.com/margsmt LOONS https://www.instagram.com/fruitpunch_papi KG https://www.instagram.com/kgthacomedian SKITS https://www.instagram.com/skitsybuddha SKRIBZ https://www.instagram.com/skribzst JOHN WICK https://www.instagram.com/johnwick_nvb MENACE https://www.instagram.com/mseven_____

▷ SUBSCRIBE TO FILTHY FELLAS https://bit.ly/FilthyFellasSub ▷ FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE: https://bit.ly/FilthyFantasy ▷ LISTEN ON SPOTIFY: https://bit.ly/FilthyFellasSpot ▷ LISTEN ON APPLE PODCASTS: https://apple.co/3GIFthj ▷ LISTEN ON AMAZON MUSIC: https://amzn.to/44aouyk THIS WEEK WE WELCOME BACK WHITE YARDIE. GAMEWEEK 6 IS DONE AND DUSTED. SOME THINGS HAVE CHANGED, AND SOME THINGS HAVEN'T. SO, WHAT HASN'T CHANGED?! WELL FOR STARTERS, RUBÉN AMORIM IS STILL MANCHESTER UNITED MANAGER AND THEY LOST YET AGAIN, HE CLAIMS THAT HE'S “COMFORTABLE WITH THE JOB.” WHAT'S CHANGED?! LIVERPOOL LOST FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS SEASON, THANKS TO A LAST-MINUTE WINNER FROM CRYSTAL PALACE/EX-ARSENAL STRIKER EDDIE NKETIAH. AND ARSENAL LEARNED FROM LIVERPOOL'S GAME WEEK 1–5 ANTICS, WINNING IN THE LAST MINUTES AT NEWCASTLE…CLOSING THE GAP ON LIVERPOOL TO JUST 2 POINTS. WHAT ELSE IS NEW?! RAF PILOTS AND BOXING FIGHTS BETWEEN EX-TEAMMATES ALSO FEATURE ON THIS WEEK'S FILTHY @ FIVE. PEACE. FILTHY FELLAS ON SOCIAL ▷ PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/filthyfellas ▷ TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@filthy_fellas ▷ INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/filthy_fellas ▷ X: https://x.com/Filthy_Fellas ▷ MERCH: https://filthyatfive.com FOLLOW THE MANDEM POET https://www.instagram.com/poetscorneruk STEVO THE MADMAN https://www.instagram.com/stevothemadman LIPPY https://www.instagram.com/dondadalippy SAVAGE DAN https://www.instagram.com/savagedan10 MARGS https://www.instagram.com/margsmt LOONS https://www.instagram.com/fruitpunch_papi KG https://www.instagram.com/kgthacomedian SKITS https://www.instagram.com/skitsybuddha SKRIBZ https://www.instagram.com/skribzst JOHN WICK https://www.instagram.com/johnwick_nvb MENACE https://www.instagram.com/mseven_____

How Katherine Ryan turned grit into greatness. Katherine Ryan might just be the funniest person on Earth. She's a brilliant comedian, actress, writer and podcaster who says it exactly how it is.I first met Katherine a few years ago and I've always admired her energy and determination to succeed. Long before she became one of the UK's biggest comedians, she was working on the stand-up circuit while raising her daughter Violet as a single mum. Now, with an incredible career and her fourth child on the way, she's still doing it all completely on her own terms.We cover:How Katherine navigated life as a single mum in her twentiesShifting her mindset: overcoming insecurities and embracing gratitudeHer journey to succeed in a male-dominated industryWhy she treats her kids as capable individuals, not babiesOvercoming the challenges of maintaining intimacy during pregnancyI love every conversation I have with Katherine - and this one was no different. It reminded me how we can always learn more about ourselves and the way we approach life.Listen to Katherine's new show, Write Me Dirty, where two comedians write FILTHY fiction about each other, here: OUT NOW!And I've got a new book coming out, Boys Don't Cry which you can pre-order here: boysdontcry.co.uk If you enjoyed the show, you can also follow us: Instagram- @greatcompanypodcastTikTok - @greatcompanypodcast And if you've got thoughts, questions and comments, you can email us at: greatcompany@jampotproductions.co.uk THE CREDITS Exec Producer: Jemima Rathbone Assistant Producer: Rhoda Abrokwa Video: Jake Ji & Josh BennettAudio: Rafi Amsili Social Media: Laura Coughlan & Anthony Barter - Great Company is an original podcast from JamPot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

▷ SUBSCRIBE TO FILTHY FELLAS https://bit.ly/FilthyFellasSub ▷ FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE: https://bit.ly/FilthyFantasy ▷ LISTEN ON SPOTIFY: https://bit.ly/FilthyFellasSpot ▷ LISTEN ON APPLE PODCASTS: https://apple.co/3GIFthj ▷ LISTEN ON AMAZON MUSIC: https://amzn.to/44aouyk THIS WEEK ON FILTHY, THE BOYS GO AROUND THE TABLE AND EACH NAME THREE PLAYERS FROM THIS SEASON: • ONE PLAYER WHO HAS IMPRESSED THE MOST • ONE PLAYER WHO HAS BEEN THE BIGGEST LETDOWN • AND ONE PLAYER THAT SURPRISED THEM THE MOST PLUS, MR. HMRC IS BACK WITH MORE RECEIPTS AND HE'S NOT HOLDING BACK. EXPECT DEBATES, SHOCKING PICKS, AND PLENTY OF FILTHY TAKES AS ALWAYS. MAKE SURE YOU SUBSCRIBE SO YOU NEVER MISS AN EPISODE AND DROP YOUR OWN PICKS IN THE COMMENTS – WHO HAS IMPRESSED, DISAPPOINTED, AND SURPRISED YOU THIS SEASON? *FILTHY FELLAS ON SOCIAL* ▷ PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/filthyfellas ▷ TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@filthy_fellas ▷ INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/filthy_fellas ▷ X: https://x.com/Filthy_Fellas ▷ MERCH: https://filthyatfive.com *FOLLOW THE MANDEM* POET https://www.instagram.com/poetscorneruk STEVO THE MADMAN https://www.instagram.com/stevothemadman LIPPY https://www.instagram.com/dondadalippy SAVAGE DAN https://www.instagram.com/savagedan10 MARGS https://www.instagram.com/margsmt LOONS https://www.instagram.com/fruitpunch_papi KG https://www.instagram.com/kgthacomedian SKITS https://www.instagram.com/skitsybuddha SKRIBZ https://www.instagram.com/skribzst JOHN WICK https://www.instagram.com/johnwick_nvb MENACE https://www.instagram.com/mseven_____

They say they're FILTHY and MILFY and this is a new podcast you will thoroughly enjoy! Ellen Ancui and Sophie Levine are the FILTHY MILFS. Sophie says, “We're just a couple of randy, curious, highly intelligent horny ladies.”  What a fun conversation!Topics include:The power of female sexualityEmbracing the SLUT labelSocial standards for the sexual behavior of womenSelf empowerment that comes with BDSM, kink, Femdom, and sex work.Sexual pleasure and agingExploring the popularity of MILFSSexually experienced women and confidence.What did family and friends think of the name of the podcast?Join us for this uncensored and intimate conversation with the FILTHY MILFS.Look for the FILTHY MILFS podcast on all the podcast platforms and Youtube!Here's the FILTHY MILFS on SpotifyMistress Olivia's blog: Experienced MistressOlivia@EnchantrixEmpire.comMistress Erika's blog: Intelligent Phone FantasyErika@EnchantrixEmpire.comDISCORD: LDWOlivia and LDWErika

In this episode the Filthy Spoon Jon welcome Hoon and Logan from Foul Mouth TV for an honest, hands‑on conversation about breaking into duck hunting. They discuss refuges vs. private rice blinds, gear and decoy setups, shot timing, and practical tips for new hunters. The show also highlights local sponsors and the importance of mentoring — encouraging kindness, peer coaching, and learning through experience to grow and protect the sport.

Nick rambles for over an hour trying to describe just how 90s rad the Age of Apocalypse event was for comic book nerds. The story was dark but heartfelt and our favourite characters were doomed from the start but still had a meaningful arc throughout. Plus a lot of them were smokin' hot! Stick around for smash or pass at 1:04:50.

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It's a packed episode this week with Reece Plumbing / Auspex and Melbourne Racing Club getting on board! We chat to our Plumber's Plummer 'James Binney' who is a mate of Butts and a local cricket star! Plenty of laughs in this for you as we also preview the Grand Final with some Cats radio, but Buttsy is FILTHY with Benny over a comment he made out the Cats.... This episode of the "Recovery” is brought to you by Salt Movement & Recovery — Melbourne's ALL-IN-ONE wellness hub! Train YOUR way with fully customisable memberships: • High-Performance Gym Floor  • Recovery Zone • Normatec Compression Lounge • Group Fitness Classes Whether you're recovering from a brutal game like Chom and Drapes, pumping iron in the gym like me, or sweating off magnums like Butts — Salt Movement & Recovery has you covered. Ready to train smarter and recover better? Hit up saltfit.com.au and get moving today! Quote '200Plus' when signing up at reception and you'll get a $0 sign up fee + the first 2 weeks free! Send us your voice messages here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://memo.fm/200pluspodcast/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Produced by Josh Moffitt 200 PLUS Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/200pluspod/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Sam Draper:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ www.instagram.com/drvper/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Nick Butler: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/nick_butler10/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Charlie Comben: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/charliecomben/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Clubby Sports: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/ClubbySports⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Producey:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://producey.com/

Are you tired of lame and boring video games podcasts that DON'T talk about the new advertisement for Sonic Racing Crossworlds, patents in video games, hidden bosses in Silksong as well as reviews of Cronos: The New Dawn and the very, very beginning of Trails In The Sky 1st Chapter? Well, you've come to the right place because on this cool podcast for cool people, we talk about all of those topics - unlike those other loser podcasts which don't have the guts. Also, this podcast is hosted by two guys who definitely know what blast processing is.Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code FILTHY at checkout. Download the Saily app or go to https://saily.com/filthy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Mark 7:1–23, Jesus exposes the futility of man-made religion. The Pharisees clung to rituals, believing they could make them clean, but Jesus makes clear the true problem isn't dirty hands—it's a defiled heart. No amount of scrubbing, no tradition or rule, can wash away the sin that flows from within us. But the good news is this: what religion cannot reach, Jesus restores. Through His sacrifice on the cross, He took our filth upon Himself and shed His blood to purify us, giving us a new heart and Spirit. Where our rituals only mask, His redemption makes us truly clean. Nothing but the blood of Jesus can wash away our sin, and nothing but His grace can make us whole.

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Is this an appropriate time to talk about censorship? How about freedom of speech? How about the First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States Of America? We didn't plan it this way but history is rhyming in a big way right now, so we're actually glad to be taking a narrow-eyed look back at the past. 40 years ago this month Washington was abuzz with pending legislation to make laws determining some music obscene and ripe for censorship. Tipper Gore and her Parents Music Resource Center had the government all up in your business in 1985, and thankfully three REAL free speech warriors - Twisted Sister's Dee Snider, Frank Zappa and the unlikeliest of heroes, our man John Denver told Congress TO THEIR FACES to back off. Tipper's crusade against arbitrarily-deemed "filth" yielded ATTT a project. The so-called "Filthy Fifteen" is a list that's ripe for review, and the ATTT All-Stars are more than up for the task of ranking these songs using our patent-pending Worst To First format. Picks 7-1 are featured here in Part 2. If you missed Part 1 and the, uh, "worst" part of the list in picks 15-8, listen up here:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-686-tipper-gores-filthy-fifteen-worst-to-first/id573735994?i=1000726746433LIsten up and listen well to the official Tipper Gore's "Filthy Fifteen" Worst To First playlist, featuring all (available) songs heard in Parts 1 & 2:https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3dcC3hNJMhA4U5DQheUPws?si=dcca6c2e382843bdIf you haven't watched them, do yourself a favor and check out Frank, Dee and John's testimony from 1985:Frank - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgAF8Vu8G0w&t=126sDee - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0Vyr1TylTEJohn - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH0hYabzudkOur All-Stars are always up to stuff. Follow them on the social medias:Shannon - https://www.instagram.com/shannonsongs/Joe - https://www.instagram.com/therealjoelavelle/Matt - https://www.instagram.com/the_la_frankenstein_channel/Ryan - https://www.instagram.com/soulsurfhb/David - https://www.facebook.com/xyzyxGabe - https://www.facebook.com/gabescaloneWe've lowered our prices, but not our standards over at the ATTT Patreon! Those who are kindly contributing $2 a month are receiving an exclusive monthly Emergency Pod episode featuring our favorite guests and utilizing our patent-pending improv format in which we miraculously pull a playlist out of thin air. Ryan Stockstad returned for his second EP attempt, and there was much rejoicing! Check out Volume 19 out September 1st. Find out more at https://www.patreon.com/c/alltimetoptenWe're having a blast chatting it up about music over on the ATTT Facebook Group. Join us and start a conversation about music!https://www.facebook.com/groups/940749894391295

Yuri Landman verkent de donkere evolutie van de popcultuur vanaf Ozzy Osbourne tot de zombie-metafoor van vandaag. Van de Satanic Panic en false memory syndrome tot black metal terrorisme en het verdwijnen van popiconen - een diepgaande analyse van jeugdrebellie, massahysterie en culturele ontbinding in de moderne samenlevingSteun DNW en word patroon op http://www.petjeaf.com/denieuwewereld.Liever direct overmaken? Maak dan uw gift over naar NL61 RABO 0357 5828 61 t.n.v. Stichting De Nieuwe Wereld. Crypto's doneren kan via https://commerce.coinbase.com/checkout/31d3b502-6996-41f6-97aa-ef2958025fb8-- Bronnen en links bij deze uitzending: --- 0:00 Inleiding en Ozzy Osbourne's Doorbraak- 2:27 Van Beatles tot Heavy Metal: De Evolutie van de Rockmuziek- 7:20 De Satanic Panic en Recovered Memory Syndrome- 10:14 Filthy 15 en Muziekverboden op Scholen- 21:05 Black Metal: Van Provocatie naar Terrorisme- 27:30 Popcultuur in Stripboeken en Manga- 31:54 New Wave, Joy Division en Persoonlijke Muzieksmaak- 39:52 Het Einde van Grote Jeugdbewegingen na 2000- 43:25 Zombie Cultuur en The Walking Dead Fenomeen- 51:15 Ontlijving en Virtualisering van de Samenleving- 55:21 Het Verdwijnen van Popiconen en Culturele Leiders- 59:03 Afsluiting en Dankwoord--De Nieuwe Wereld TV is een platform dat mensen uit verschillende disciplines bij elkaar brengt om na te denken over grote veranderingen die op komst zijn door een combinatie van snelle technologische ontwikkelingen en globalisering. Het is een initiatief van filosoof Ad Verbrugge in samenwerking met anchors Jelle van Baardewijk en Marlies Dekkers. De Nieuwe Wereld TV wordt gemaakt in samenwerking met de Filosofische School Nederland. Onze website: https://denieuwewereld.tv/ DNW heeft ook een Substack. Meld je hier aan: https://denieuwewereld.substack.com/

Introduction: Signs That You are Self-Deceived (Matthew 7:21-23) You profess the truth without being CHANGED BY THE TRUTH. (Matt 7:21) Romans 10:9 – Because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. You point to your works rather than CHRIST'S WORK. (Matt 7:22) Isaiah 64:6 – All of us have become like one who is unclean, and all our righteous acts are like filthy rags; we all shrivel up like a leaf, and like the wind our sins sweep us away. You presume that you know Jesus but JESUS DOES NOT KNOW YOU. (Matt 7:23) Sermon Notes (PDF): BLANKHint: Highlight blanks above for answers! Small Group DiscussionRead Matthew 7:21-23What was your big take-away from this passage / message?How can you evaluate if you are self-deceived and lack self-awareness of who you are and whose you are?How has the truth of the gospel changed you? In what areas do you need to be further changed?What is the difference between knowing a lot about Jesus and knowing Jesus?Why do you love Jesus?BreakoutPray for one another. AUDIO TRANSCRIPT Please turn your Bibles to Matthew chapter 7.Matthew chapter 7.Have you ever met a person who thought they had a certain skillthat they actually didn't possess?Have you ever been that person?You were convinced that you had this talent, you had this ability.But then someone came along to burst your bubble,or you put yourself out there and you embarrassed yourself big time.I can think of no better example than this than American Idol.Who's watched American Idol at some point in their lives?I don't know about you, but I've never watched an entire season of American Idol.I always turn it off after the first round.Because what happens after the first round,all the terrible singers are sent home.And maybe this tells you something about me,but I love to watch those horrible auditions of those people who think they can sing,but they can't carry a tune in a bucket.They confidently stand before Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson, and Simon Cowellto claim that they are phenomenal singers.And then they belt out the most wretched noises imaginable.Today, I will sing Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You."And I will always love you.Thank you.You'll never know if that's my real singing voice or my fake singing voice.After giving it their all, these individuals are absolutely shocked at the judge's reactions.They weep as Paula Abdul lets them down gently.Their jaws are on the floor as Randy Jackson gives his patented "pfft" to know from me, dog.And they fight back in Simon Cowell when he says something horrible like,"That was absolutely dreadful."And as you watch it at home, you can't help but think to yourself,how do they not recognize that they sound horrible?How do they not realize that they are terrible singers?Do you know the answer to those questions?The answer is self-deception.Self-deception.They are clueless to who they actually are.They are lying to themselves.Their view of themselves has no basis in reality.They lack self-awareness.And it's so easy for you and I to sit in our couches and pass judgment on these individualsas their delusions go before our eyes.But never forget an important truth.You too can be self-deceived.You too can lack self-awareness.You may not truly understand who you are and whose you are.Your self-deception may be far worse than believing that you're a world-class vocalist.Your self-deception may have eternal consequences.What if you think you're a Christian but you're actually not?What if you confidently believe that you are a child of God but you're actually a son or daughterof the devil?What if you believe that you are heading to heavenwhile you're on the path to hell?We're in the final section of the Sermon on the Mount, the heart ready for judgment.It's been made abundantly clear that Jesus is not going to pull any punchesas he rounds out his most famous sermon.Two weeks ago, Pastor Jeff unpacked the really tough truth that the gate to everlasting life is what?Narrow. And few people go that way because it is hard.While the gate to never-ending punishment is wide, it is massive.And most people go that way because it is so easy.And last week we learned that there are so many false teachers pointing to the wide gate.And it's obvious who they are because of the fruit that they produce.Maybe you heard those messages and even agreed with those messagesbut you didn't internalize what was said.You didn't truly evaluate your heart to see if you're on the narrow path or the wide pathto see if you are falling for false teaching.Well this morning, Jesus is going to tighten the net even more.The walls are going to be closing in on you so that there's no more wiggle roomto escape what the Lord has to say about judgment.Matthew chapter 7 verses 21 through 23 contain the most chilling words in the entire Bible.And for me, there isn't a close second.Jesus says that many are self-deceived in this lifeand they will be shocked that they won't end up in heaven someday.I want to encourage you, please do not tune out and think,"Well, there's no way Jesus is talking about me so I can just kind of daydreamand plan out the rest of my week."No, tune in and ask yourself, "What if Jesus is talking about me?"What if I am self-deceived?What if I am lacking self-awareness of who I am and who's I am?So before we continue, let's go the Lord and ask for His help.I ask that you pray for me.Are we faithful in proclaiming God's Word?And I will pray for you that you are faithful to receive it.Father, we come to you and we ask that your spirit will bring clarity,that He would bring illumination, that He would bring conviction and challenge.Lord, in the past 13 years of preaching, I don't know if I ever felt more inadequateto proclaim a text than this one.But I thank you in advance that you will preach a much better sermonin people's hearts than I ever could with my mouth.Show up in a great mighty way, Lord.Come to seek and save the lost.And for the rest of us, Lord, help us to be blown away by your awesome love.And we ask all these things in Jesus' name, amen.Signs that you are self-deceived.Sign one, you profess the truth without being changed by the truth.You profess the truth without being changed by the truth.Let's read chapter 7 verse 21.This is the Lord Jesus speaking."Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,' will enter the kingdom of heaven.But the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven."In this verse, Jesus talks about the here and now as well as the there and then.According to Jesus, what you say about who you are here and now may be proven to be wrongthere and then at the final judgment.What you profess to believe with your mouth here and now may be proven to not be a genuinereality in your heart there and then as you stand before Jesus.You can be confident here and now that heaven is in your future,but then be banned from heaven when that future finally arrives.You can call Jesus Lord, Lord, which means that you claim him as God.You can even claim Jesus as your God.You can say all the right things about Jesus, but still not be able to enter the kingdom of heaven.Isn't that terrifying?You may be thinking to yourself, "Taylor, how is that possible?"I thought it's all just about believing and confessing.That's it.Well, the combination of belief and confession is absolutely essential and you cannot be savedwithout it.Paul backs this up in Romans 10, 9, "If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lordand believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved."What a glorious truth that you should cherish, memorize, and hold on to.But unfortunately, so many people misuse and abuse that verse.Well, as long as you pray the prayer, as long as you say the right words, you're good to go.God has stamped your one-way ticket to heaven.Doesn't really matter what you do or how you live from now on.Once saved, always saved.But people who say that miss a key word in this verse, heart.Believe in your heart.This belief in Christ must take root at the deepest level of who you are.This belief in Christ must take over every single aspect of your life.True belief isn't a mere acknowledgement of the facts.It is an act of faith that transforms you from the inside out.Some who say, "Lord, Lord will enter the kingdom of heaven because they were transformed by theirbelief." Many others who say, "Lord, Lord will not enter the kingdom of heaven because they werenever transformed by their belief." It is possible to profess the truth without being changed by thetruth. And if you have not been changed by the truth of the gospel, then let me tell you,you have not truly believed in the truth of the gospel.So how can you tell if you have been changed by the truth or not?It's a very simple test according to Jesus. He says, "You don't just say, 'Lord, Lord,' you dothe will of your Father who is in heaven. You say and you do."Last week, Pastor Jeff said that false teachers are revealed by their words and their actions.The same is true for followers of Christ. Genuine faith is proven by believing and confessing theright things, but that can't be the only standard according to our Lord. Genuine faith is also provenby doing the right things. Doing the will of your Father in heaven means that you obeyHis word. You have an internal desire to do what God says, and then you act on that desire.You act on what you say you believe. You say that you should passionately pursue after the Lordand His word and in prayer. So you do passionately pursue after the Lord in word, in His wordand in prayer. You say that you should daily repent and turn from your sin, so you do dailyrepent and turn from your sin. You say that you should share your faith more and make disciples,so you do share your faith more and make disciples. What you say carries no weightif it doesn't line up with what you do.I want to make something crystal clear to avoid being misunderstood.You are not saved by what you do. You are not saved by what you do, but what you do revealsif you are saved or not. What you do reveals if you are saved or not.You know, almost 20 years ago, I took the written test to get my learner's permit.I studied that PA Driver's Manual inside and out. I knew all the right answers about driving,and I could regurgitate them on a test. Let me ask you, did passing that 18 question permit testmake me a driver? No. For a number of years, I went to seminary. I went to a number of classes,read a countless number of books, listened to so many lectures, and I learned about what a pastorshould be, what a pastor should do. In 2020, I was given my Master of Divinity. Let me ask you,did receiving that piece of paper in the mail make me a pastor? Not one bit. You can get 100%on your permit test and still not be able to enter a car and drive it with any level of competency.You can get the best theological training in the world and still not be able to enter into a churchand be its pastor. You can ace a Bible Pop quiz and still not enter the kingdom of heaven.Do not be deceived and think that you're safe and sound just because you grew up in a Christianfamily and went to church when you were younger. Do not be deceived and think that you're safe andsound just because you fill a seat on Sunday mornings. It is not enough just to have thecorrect facts stored in your brain. The correct facts must change who you are.Signs that you are self-deceived. Sign number two, you point to your works rather than Christ's work.You point to your works rather than Christ's work.Let's read verse 22. On that day, many will say to me, "Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your nameand cast out demons in your name and do many mighty works in your name?"Once again, Jesus is taking us into the future. He fasts forward the movie of life to show uswhat the final judgment will look like. As we've already seen, some who say, "Lord, Lord, willenter the kingdom of heaven." But many others who say, "Lord, Lord, will not enter the kingdom ofheaven." And that second group is the focus of this verse. In verse 21, "Lord, Lord was a professionof belief, but in verse 22 it is used as a desperate plea." This is a Hail Mary pass. It is a one lasteffort to avoid judgment. This is an attempt to convince Jesus that a mistake has been made.Lord Jesus, I know you have a lot of people to see and judge today. It makes sense that a fewpeople are going to fall through the cracks and a few mistakes are going to be made. Let me remindyou of who I am. Let me remind you of all the things I've done for you. Here's my resume.It's a really impressive resume, isn't it? Casting out demons,prophesying, doing many mighty works in miracles. You may look at this list and think,"How could someone with this resume not enter the kingdom of heaven? How could someone like thisnot be saved?" Well, there are three possible explanations that lead to the same sad result.Option number one, these mighty works are done by the power of the evil one.These mighty works are done by the power of the evil one.Pastor Jeff talked about this in depth last week, but Instagram, Facebook, YouTube,Christian TV stations are filled with corrupt and dishonest pastors who claim to proclaim the wordof God and do many mighty miracles in the name of Christ. They look really great with their threepea suits, their expensive sneakers, their luxurious jets and fancy cars, but they are nothing butfrauds and workers of Satan. They are not in ministry for you. They are not in ministry for Jesus.They are in ministry for themselves. They are after power, money and public adoration.At the very least, they operate in their own power, or at the very worst, they operate by the power ofSatan himself. And you may be thinking, "Taylor, you seem to be a bit too tough on these guys."Well, Pastor Jeff, I'm simply applying your message from last week. I'm evaluating the fruitsthat these false teachers produce. Could it be that you don't like what I'm saying because youare being fooled? Because you are being led astray. Could it be that you're mistaking their bad fruitfor good fruit? Option number two, these people are making false claims.Have you ever interviewed someone who patted out their resume with accomplishments they didn'tactually accomplish, with awards they didn't actually win? What leads a person to lie aboutthings they're so easily fact-checked in 2025? Once again, the answer is self-deception.There's no way I'll get caught. I can get away with it. They try to puff out theirchest and make themselves look better than they actually are. They polish their imaginary trophies.Is it a good idea to lie to your potential employer? Let me ask that again so you can wakeup a bit. Is it a good idea to lie to your potential employer? Is it a good idea to lieto Jesus Christ? Maybe you don't worry about where you'll end up in eternity because you have a highopinion of your ability to sweet talk your way into things or sweet talk your way out of things.I spoke into a lot of guys in the past that, "Yeah, I'm not worried about the afterlife.God and I will have a conversation at the pearly gates and he'll see why I should be in there.I'll be just fine." That is a horrible plan. That plan is foolishness. You cannot smooth talk Jesus.He knows everything and he sees everything. He knows what you've done and he knows what you haven'tdone. He sees right through your flimsy resume of fake accomplishments. Third option, God allowsphony believers to accomplish amazing things for his kingdom and glory. God allows phony believersto accomplish amazing things for his glory and kingdom. Let me just think about the storylineof Scripture and how this plays out in the Old Testament and the New Testament. God put hisown words in the mouth of a dirty donkey and then in the mouth of a wicked false prophet.The high priest Caiaphas who hated and opposed Jesus unintentionally prophesied that Jesus woulddie for the nation. In Philippians, the apostle Paul rejoices in the truth that men with horriblemotivations can truly proclaim the good news of Jesus. Let's step away from biblicalillustrations for a second and hit a bit closer to home. You can take the preaching class atharvest and deliver a killer sermon while you are engaging in a secret affair that you have no plansto confess or end. You can teach kids back at Harvest Academy while you mistreat your ownchildren at home. You can go on mission trips overseas and help a ton of people over therewhile you defraud and deceive your clients over here. You can be the number one most dependablevolunteer at harvest while being the most loyal customer at your local liquor store.God can use whoever he wants, whenever he wants to accomplish whatever he wants.God can use those who are walking in holiness and he can use those who are not walking in holiness.God can use those who truly belong to him as well as those who don't truly belong to him.Listen, you can keep yourself busy with religious activities while you destroy yourself behindclosed doors and travel down the highway to hell. Serving your church, serving your community aregood and godly activities, but those good and godly activities cannot save you. Only Jesus Christcan save you. Rip up your religious resume because I promise you it is not as good as you think itis. Even your best efforts are stained by sin, pride, and mixed motivations.Isaiah gives us a reality check about this when he says all of our righteous acts are like filthyrags. What are filthy rags good for? What's the answer? Nothing. Filthy rags should be thrown away.I assume that some of you will be going to a restaurant after church today with family andfriends. Imagine trying to pay the bill with garbage that you found in the dumpster outside therestaurant. Would your server and the manager be very pleased with you? Why? Because you're offeringthem worthless garbage. Trying to hand God your religious resumes that you can be saved is likehanding him trash and expecting that he'll be impressed. At this point, you may be kind ofconfused. Taylor, you spent a long time talking about the importance of doing the right things,but now you're kind of acting like doing the right things. Isn't that important?Well, again, I want to emphasize that good works must flow out of your salvation,but good works cannot contribute to your salvation, even a tiny bit. Salvation is 100%the work of God and 0% you. Some of you are operating as if you're responsible for half.25%, 5%, 2%, even 1% is too much. It's all of Jesus Christ.Listen, your resume stinks while Christ's resume soars. Your resume is imperfect whileChrist's resume is perfect. You are a loser on your own while Christ is a winner.But the good news is you can share in his victory by letting go of what you have to offerby grabbing a hold of what he has to offer. Jesus Christ lived the perfect life you could never live.He succeeded in every single way that you have failed. He then died the death that you deserve to die.He rose again to give you the new life that you can never work your way towards. Do not be deceivedand rely on your own goodness and track record. Do not rest your eternal destiny on yourself.Rest in Christ's work, not your own. Place your trust in Christ alone becauseHe alone can give you what you need, both now and forever.Signs that you are self-deceived, final sign, and this is the hardest one of them all.You presume that you know Jesus, but Jesus does not know you.You presume that you know Jesus, but Jesus does not know you.So after the religious resume has been read, Jesus gives the most devastating response.And then I will declare to them, I never knew you.Depart from me, you workers of lawlessness.Can you imagine anything more terrifying than hearing that from the most important personin existence? Get away from me. I want nothing to do with you.You are nothing but an unrepentant lawbreaker and evildoer.Does that response shock you? You may be thinking, but how could Jesus say something so harsh?Isn't He the definition of love and forgiveness?Well, what's the reason He gives in the text? You are acting like you know me, but I don't know you.You know, as a preacher, I enjoy listening to a lot of preachers. I'm somewhat of a pastoral nerd.I follow a lot of pastors on social media. I have a list of my favorites that I've listened to some for decades.And I learn about their personal lives. I learn about their ministries and their messages and their books,and it can really feel like I know them. But do I actually know them?I know a lot about them, but I don't know them. There is no relationship. There is no back andforth. There is no give or take. It's just a one-sided admiration from afar.Imagine I drive across the country to the house of my favorite online preacher.I show up on his doorstop at 10 o'clock at night and I knock on his door,keep ringing the doorbell. Eventually, his poor preacher shuffles the door and his bathrobe and his slippers, the toothbrush in hand.As soon as he opens the door, I launch into, "Hey, man, it's Taylor. I got a lot of problems right now.I really need your advice. Can I come in and chat?" How do you think he's going to respond?Dude, you're acting like you know me, but I don't know you at all. You are a total stranger.My wife and kids are at home and they're sleeping. I'm not just going to invite you in. You need to leave right now.Is that an appropriate response? Yes, that's how he should respond. I should be turned away from him in that moment.Let's change up the scenario a bit. At 10 o'clock tonight, I show up on Pastor Jeff's doorstep.Knock on the door, ring the doorbell. He opens it and I give him the same exact spiel.Will there be a different outcome? Will there be a different response? Why?Because I don't just listen to Pastor Jeff from afar. I don't watch him on a screen.We've been close friends for 13 years and he is my pastor.I know Pastor Jeff and Jeff knows me. I don't just know a lot about him.Do you know a lot about Jesus or do you know Jesus?Does Jesus consider you a stranger or does he know you as his close friend,his faithful follower, his blood-bought brother or sister?Does he really actually know you?Maybe you're thinking to yourself, "Well, how can I know if I know Jesus and he knows me?What's the test of that?" Well, years ago, I heard a pastor say something in a sermon thatnever forgot sense. He said, "You can tell a lot about a person by how they respond to a simplequestion. Why do you love Jesus? Why do you love Jesus?"He said, "You'd be shocked by how many people have no idea how to answer that question."Because their intellectual knowledge of Jesus has not created affection for Jesus.Friends, why do you love Jesus? If you can't think of anything, that's a huge problemand you shouldn't ignore it. Imagine pulling me aside for a service and saying, "Taylor,what do you love about your wife?" And I respond, "What does that tell you? I don't have a personaland in-depth knowledge of my wife. I don't love her like I presume to. I should say, "Hey,do you have a couple of days because my list is very, very long. There's not just one thing aboutmy wife that I love. There's a countless number of them. My wife has my heart, so my list of whyI love her is very long. But how much longer should your list be in my list be when it comes to JesusChrist and why we love Him? Life is too short to plumb the depths of His awesomeness. Why do youlove Jesus? I love Jesus because He died for me when I wanted nothing to do with Him. I loveJesus because He loves me no matter what I do. I love Jesus because He is not ashamed to call meHis brother despite all the ways that I fail Him. I love Jesus because He cares about everythingthat I go through. And He sympathizes with all of my weaknesses. I love Jesus because right nowHe is interceding for me in heaven before the Father. I love Jesus because all the promises ofScripture find their yes in Amen in Him. I love Jesus because He is always with me and He willnever forsake me even to the very end. I could keep going and going and going. Could you?How can you say that you love Jesus if you don't even know why you love Him?How can you expect that you'll worship Jesus for all of eternity if you can't think of a singlereason to worship Him right now? Do not be deceived. Heaven is not a place for fans and admirers ofJesus. Heaven is a place for those who love Christ with a full heart. If you don't know Jesusbefore your life comes to an end, Jesus will deny knowing you in the next.For years, I used to laugh at the nickname that the Apostle John gave himselfin his own Gospels. Does anyone know what his nickname he gave himself was? The disciple whomJesus, what? Really, John? Ask him the nickname you gave yourself, the one whom Jesus loved.And for years, I thought John was saying, "Yeah, you know what? I was Jesus' favorite.Peter may be the most popular, but what can I say? Jesus loves me more."Recently, I've come to the realization that's not at all what John had in mind. John is claiminghis identity by saying, "I am the one whom Jesus loved." He was saying the love of Jesuswas the most important thing about him. It doesn't even matter what my name is. What matters is thatJesus loves me. The love of Jesus was the foundation of who he was and the motivation for all that hedid. How do you identify yourself? Do you primarily identify yourself as someone who has all the rightanswers and says all the right things? Do you identify yourself as a good person who has animpressive religious resume of good works? Do you identify yourself as someone who knows a lotabout Jesus? All of those identities are deceptive and destructive. All of those identities willlead you to everlasting destruction. If those are your identities, you are self-deceived. You lackself-awareness. I beg you to reject those identities and grab ahold of the love of Jesus Christ.Embrace who he is and what he wants to give you. Give your life to him and Christ will become yourlife. Give your identity to him and Christ will become your identity. You can be known as the onewhom Jesus loves by bowing the knee to him in unending submission. Make the love of Jesus Christthe foundation of who you are and the motivation for all that you do.It's so easy to lose sight of these spiritual realities in a physical world, isn't it?In His infinite grace, God has chosen to give us a physical picture of His love in the Lord's Supper.As we come to this meal together, we are graphically reminded of how Christ has shown His lovefor us. He took our place on the cross. He died for us and He took upon Himself the wraththat you and I deserve. Our worship leaders and communion servers can now make their way forward.You don't need to be a member of Harvest Bible Chapel to take part in communion,but you do need to be a member of the family of God.Communion is only for those who know Christ and are known by Christ.If you want to know Jesus as your Lord and Savior, we're going to have two individuals back in guestreception, Pastor Jeff and Lexie Cole. They would love to talk and pray with you.And please just look at me for a minute. Please do not pass up this opportunity.The Bible says that today is the day of salvation. Tomorrow is not a great day for salvation.Next week is not a great time for salvation. When it's more convenient, it's not a great time forsalvation. Today is a great day for salvation. Jesus is commanding you to know Him today,to love Him today, to trust in Him today. So please push aside your pride, push aside anyembarrassment you may feel. And go talk to Pastor Jeff and Lexie in the back. They would love topray for you and point you to Jesus and what next steps with Him looks like.

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PART 1 of 9 - THE MONSTER... SERIES.When the shadows move, you're not imagining things… the monster under your bed has been waiting for you. In this erotic audio story, told in raw female POV, a humanoid creature with long fingers, claws, and writhing tentacles drags you into a night of brutal, primal pleasure. Fear melts into hunger as he takes control ... filling, restraining, and f

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40 years ago this week our nation was under assault by forces of evil. These forces were conspiring to control artists and take away Americans' constitutionally-guaranteed rights to freedom of expression. In the halls of the United States Senate, three righteous warriors - Frank Zappa, Dee Snider and John Denver - stood up for artists and free speech by directly confronting the evil in power. The evil in power were the so-called "Washington Wives" - spouses to powerful Senators that were weighing a bipartisan violation of the first amendment to the constitution. The head of this clan otherwise known as the PMRC, or the Parents Music Resource Center, was the dreaded Tipper Gore. In the name of "protecting children" Tipper and her friends aimed for censorship. In the process, they gave us a weird but fascinating playlist they dubbed "The Filthy Fifteen" - fifteen songs they deemed to be obscene. This playlist is worth another look, and ATTT has decided to enlist our friends the ATTT All-Stars to give it our patented Worst To First treatment. Shannon Hurley, Gabe Scalone, Joe Lavelle, Matt Dinan and David Daskal were on hand to rank these songs and wax poetic about what a fucked up time the Reagan years were. Picks 15-8 are featured here in Part 1.If you haven't watched them, do yourself a favor and check out Frank, Dee and John's testimony from 1985:Frank - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgAF8Vu8G0w&t=126sDee - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0Vyr1TylTE John - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH0hYabzudkOur All-Stars are always up to stuff. Follow them on the social medias:Shannon - https://www.instagram.com/shannonsongs/Joe - https://www.instagram.com/therealjoelavelle/Matt - https://www.instagram.com/the_la_frankenstein_channel/Ryan - https://www.instagram.com/soulsurfhb/David - https://www.facebook.com/xyzyxGabe - https://www.facebook.com/gabescaloneWe've lowered our prices, but not our standards over at the ATTT Patreon! Those who are kindly contributing $2 a month are receiving an exclusive monthly Emergency Pod episode featuring our favorite guests and utilizing our patent-pending improv format in which we miraculously pull a playlist out of thin air. Ryan Stockstad returned for his second EP attempt, and there was much rejoicing! Check out Volume 19 out September 1st. Find out more at https://www.patreon.com/c/alltimetoptenWe're having a blast chatting it up about music over on the ATTT Facebook Group. Join us and start a conversation about music!https://www.facebook.com/groups/940749894391295

The Power of Dirndls And Lederhosen: Part 1Hans channels his grandfather's German roots, to overcome his inadequacies with women.Based on the post by cb summers, in 2 parts. Listen to the ► Podcast at Connected.September 22October was almost here. Outside, a cold, gusty wind was blowing the freshly fallen leaves across the campus commons. But I was warm in my room, snuggled under the covers, devouring chapter seven of Advanced Organic Chemistry. I had a test scheduled for the next morning, but studying wasn't a chore for a nerd like me. It was a joy. I was basking in the awesome power of carbon, and the stunning ways it had chemically combined with other compounds over the unimaginable eons of time to form the very basis of life itself.I loved learning. I loved science. I loved textbooks. They allowed me to escape myself. In textbooks I wasn't a loveless, lonely virgin. I wasn't an awkward, babbling dork. I didn't have a disappointing body with deep pockmarks from a high-school bout with acne, and crooked teeth from parents too poor to pay for braces. And I didn't become embarrassingly tongue-tied in the presence of hotties, because there were no hotties in textbooks. There wasn't even a me. Lost in the mysteries and majesty of science, I became the universe itself. Immortal. Beautiful. Content.It was a blessed relief from all the stress I'd been under of late. You see, I could understand carbon. I could understand DNA. I could understand calculus, non-Euclidean geometry and superstring theory. But girls? They were a total mystery to me.My roommate Troy had been trying to share his ‘wisdom' about the fairer sex with me, but it wasn't easy for me to take his advice. After all, he was a Neanderthal. Normally, I avoided guys like him. You know, big dumb lunks, with handsome faces, muscular bodies, and cocky attitudes. Troy was willfully ignorant about the natural world. He didn't believe in evolution, because it just didn't make sense to him, but he did believe in Bigfoot because he saw a movie about it once. I mean, he was just an idiot. I never would have chosen a guy like him to be my roommate, but my roomie for the last two years suddenly transferred to Columbia just before school started in September, so Troy, was assigned to me at random.I'll never forget the day I met the big dope. He swaggered into my room as if he owned the place. He was tall and broad, with a thick, strong neck, short tan hair, and an infuriating air of confidence. I hated him instantly. But I resolved to try to get along with him, so I said, “Hi. I'm Hans. Hans Willis.”He replied, “Look dude, here's the deal I'm gonna fuck a lot of girls in this room, so we need to work out some kinda arrangement. If you see a sock hanging on the doorknob, don't come in. Got it? Just assume I'm boning some chick. I don't care if you have to sleep in the lobby, don't come between me and my pussy. But don't worry, same rules apply for both of us. If I see the sock, I'll stay out too. Those are now the house rules. Name's Troy, by the way.” He held his fist out for me to bump, so I bumped it.A Crushing Defeat To The Neanderthal.But the one girl I actually did go on one date with, that September, ended up becoming my roommate's main fuck buddy, Briona. She's maybe the smartest female in the science department, but her primal desires led her to the neanderthal, Troy.  It wasn't even a week after my one feeble date. Briona basically ignored me in class, and I was miserable. I became depressed and stayed in my dorm, sulking myself to sleep.So there I was, lost in my textbook on a cold September evening, when voices in the hallway brought me out of my reverie. They stopped in front of my door and began to talk back and forth in hushed tones. I recognized Troy's voice. He started talking loudly. “No, really, don't worry about my roommate. He's asleep. Sleeps like a fucking log.”A girl's voice whispered, “Really? I don't know about this. Are you sure?”He answered loudly, “Yeah, I toldja, he's on some kinda meds to keep his acne from coming back. Those things knock him out like a light. It's actually kinda bizarre. Hey, why don't you see for yourself?”He was fumbling with his keys, and then he dropped them loudly on the floor. I realized with shock that he was hoping I'd hear him so I could pretend to be asleep. I was gripped with utter terror. He'd never done anything like this before. He usually called me if he wanted to bring a girl over, to give me time to clear out. But he must have met this girl at some late night party, and didn't think I'd agree to leaving the room at 2:15 in the morning. So what was his plan? He wanted me to stay? To, what? Pretend to be asleep while he fucked this girl? It was a crazy idea! Utterly indecent! Utterly wonderful! Two conflicting thoughts raced through my head at the same time. One: I don't have time for this! I have to study! Two: Oh holy shit, oh holy shit, shit,!What a position to put me in! But I felt I had no choice but to play possum! I heard the key clicking into place, so I barely had time to put my books on the floor, flip out my bedside lamp, and yank the covers messily over my head before the door swung open. I didn't see them coming in, but I heard their voices.He said, in a normal voice, “See? What did I tell you? Out like a light.”She whispered, “No, really?”The door closed, and he said, “Here. Let me show you.” He tromped over to me, shook me and shouted, “Wake up, roomie! The building's on fire!” Then he leaned down close enough to whisper, “Please, Hans. Just go with it.” I didn't make a peep, so he said loudly, “What did I tell you? Dead to the world. It's just you and me, sweetheart.'She giggled and whispered, “Damn. Those must be some killer meds. Which one does he take? Xeotrex, or Iso…”She fell silent. From the sound of the wet little smacking sounds I heard, he must have started kissing her to stop her questions. Damn, what a caveman he was. But she didn't complain. Soon she was making hungry little moans and wet slobbering gasps and groans. Oh shit. I couldn't believe they were making out, right there in my room! My cock started to harden. It was a good thing I'd turned to my side, or she might have seen a volcano rising under my sheets.I just lay there in shock for the next five minutes, unable to block out those sexy sounds. I couldn't believe this was actually happening. But it only got more shocking when I heard the unmistakable sound of a belt buckle clinking open. Troy moaned, “Oh yeah, baby. Fuck yeah.”She giggled, saying, “Let's see what you got in here, big boy. Oh, hot damn. It's so big. Damn. My fingers barely fit around it. Fuck. I gotta get a taste of that.” Then she inhaled and made a wet slurping sound.Troy moaned deeply, “Oh, fuck.”Up to that very moment, I'd had no intention of peeking. But once I realized that a girl was giving Troy a blowjob just a few feet away from me, and the only thing that stood between them and my eyes was my blanket, well I just couldn't resist. I had to see. I just had to! So I slowly moved my hand up to my face and began to tug at the blanket to form a shadowy little opening to peep through. The first thing I saw was Troy's rapturous face, illuminated by his bedside light. He looked right at me. I thought he'd be pissed, but he just smiled and put his finger to his lips, then pointed down, grinning like a birthday boy showing off his brand new BB gun.With that encouragement, I pulled the opening a little more open, and laid my eyes on a sight that absolutely shook me to the core.Briona Skorsczi was on her knees sucking my roommate's big fat cock.I couldn't have been more shocked if I'd suddenly seen my family being eaten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex. It was horrifying, yet I couldn't look away. I just couldn't. Briona's big, beautiful nose was bobbing forward and back, her glasses sliding down to the tip as she sucked him into her beautiful mouth. Her delightful bunny teeth were sliding gently over the raw, naked flesh of that frighteningly huge cock of his. It had to be eight or nine inches long. Maybe more.She must have taken off her coat and shirt before getting on her knees, because I saw her enormous tits absolutely straining to escape the confines of her lacy white bra. I'd been right all along. She had been hiding a smoking hot body under all those baggy clothes. Her tits were even bigger than I'd suspected, probably full D cups, and her creamy white cleavage was wiggling like a bowl of Jell-O as she slurped Troy's cock with increasing eagerness.I watched all of this in utter shock. I couldn't believe this was actually happening. The sweet, innocent, genius of my dreams was polishing a Neanderthal's knob. It was wrong on so many levels; I just couldn't wrap my head around it. How the hell had he met her anyway? I hadn't told either of them about each other, but Prairie Tech wasn't a very big college, so this was just one of those random coincidences that happen from time to time. Only this time it was happening to me, goddamn it!It was heartbreaking to watch. But I had to. I had to. Those full, beautiful lips, which I'd been too timid to kiss, were now sliding and slurping over the bulbous head of Troy's throbbing meat. And her delicate pink tongue, which had said so many fascinating things to me over the course of our evening together, was now slipping out, and flicking that sensitive spot on the underside of his glans. All the while she stroked his long shaft with those delicate hands I'd imagined holding in my own. Then she lifted his shaft, leaned forward and slurped his big, hairless balls into her mouth, making him grab his bedside table for support.“Oh fuck. Suck my balls, bitch. Yeah, so fucking good.”I watched her lick every inch of his veiny shaft, her big beautiful nose occasionally bending in contact with his cock, which I found particularly obscene. Then she kissed her way back to the tip of his salami and began gobbling him forward and back in long swooping moves, making her brown hair bob and bounce, taking him deeper and deeper into her throat with each stroke. She began to drool copiously, coating his cock with so much slime that long strands of slobber dripped down onto her creamy white cleavage. God, I just about passed out at the sight of it. She tilted her head lithely side to side as she gulped his phallus, literally swallowing it until I could actually see the end of his massive member distorting her willowy neck! It was astonishing. She was making loud, wet gasping sounds, but unbelievably, she wasn't choking on his cock; not one tiny bit.That's when it dawned on me that she wasn't a sweet little shy virgin after all. She'd obviously sucked a cock or twelve in her time. Hell, for all I knew, she did this sort of thing every single night of the year. I'd completely misjudged her. She hadn't turned me down because she was too busy. She'd turned me down because I was a coward.Looking back, I suddenly realized that she'd been waiting for me to make some kind of move all night during our date. Now with hindsight twenty twenty, I could remember at least half a dozen opportunities for intimacy that I'd passed up. I could have held her hand at the art show. I could have sat next to her at dinner. I could have put my arm over her shoulder on the walk to her place. And that awkward silence before she closed the door? She'd definitely wanted me to kiss her!Idiot! Why Didn't I Fucking Kiss Her? And if I had, then what? Would she have pulled me inside? Would she have dropped to her knees and pulled out my cock and started sucking me, just like she did with Troy? And then what? Would she have fucked me too?! Oh shit. I blew it. I fucking blew it.I closed the gap in my blankets, and closed my eyes, trying to stifle my sobs of crushing regret. Oh god, I was a pathetic excuse for a man. I wasn't a man at all! I was a fucking Boy! Troy may have been a stupid caveman who didn't believe in evolution, but did believe that a magnetic wristband could make you run faster, but nevertheless, he was still twice the man as me. My pitiful erection faded away and I silently wept, feeling lower and more useless than I'd ever felt in my life.Okay. I must admit. I was wallowing a bit. But then I heard Briona say, “I want you to cream on my tits, baby.”I instantly forgot my misery, and opened the flap again, just in time to see her reaching behind her back and unhooking her bra. It popped open and her big pale breasts fell into view. My cock leapt fully erect again. Her nipples were puffy and pink. Oh god, her tits were more magnificent than I could have ever imagined. Troy grabbed her head with both hands and began fucking her face hard and fast. Then he stiffened up, arched his back and let out a long, gut-wrenching, guttural groan. She pulled back and presented her tits to him, while she jerked his long pipe with one hand. I saw his nuts literally jumping, then ropes of glistening white ropes shot out of him, splooging all over her breasts and neck. She jerked it out of him with expert yanks, until her cleavage was dripping with goo. Then she leaned forward and sucked his cock head while squeezing his balls, making him squirt another shot into her mouth. She looked up at him over her glasses and opened her mouth, and let the cum slowly drip out of it onto her tits. Oh fucking christ! It was so fucking Filthy! Then she ran both hands over her breasts, spreading his shiny cum all over until she her tits were glistening.He couldn't stand up any longer, so he plopped down onto his bed, and fell onto his back. Briona stood up, and quickly stripped out of her shoes, jeans and panties, a sight that made my eyes nearly pop out of their sockets. She had an incredible ass and a stunningly narrow waist. What a figure! She was built like a movie star! Her back was to me now, so I reached into my shorts and wrapped my hand around my throbbing hard cock and started jerking off as quietly as I could manage. She leaned forward to yank Troy's pants off, giving me an amazing view of her extremely hairy pussy. It was big, bushy and brown, but fucking hot as hell. I couldn't make out her pussy lips, but I didn't care. I just stared up her ass crack, jacking off like the pathetic little perv I was, my cock lubricated by the copious amounts of precum it was weeping.Once she'd stripped his bottom half bare, she wiped her tits clean of cum with his pants, then climbed on top of him. I thought she was gonna fuck him, but she kept going upward until she was straddling his face. “Suck my fucking pussy, donkey-dick.”I couldn't get over how filthy her mouth was. It was like she was split personality, or something. This wasn't the brainy girl I'd been out on a date with. That girl could wax poetically about superstring theory and the big bang. But this girl was gleefully grinding her pussy against a moron's face, as she moaned, “Oh fuck yeah. Eat my pussy, fuck wad. Eat my fucking pussy. Yeah, that's right. Stick that tongue inside my cunt. Taste my fucking cum.”I couldn't see exactly what he was doing. Her back was to me, and his big fat cock was in the foreground, blocking some of the view. But I saw the underside of his chin, and his tongue going up into her. He was making crazy slurping sounds, and his semi-hard cock slowly stood to attention again, and he started stroking it, at the same time that I was stoking mine. I wondered what it must feel like to have a monster cock like that in your hand. Mine was puny compared to his. A measly seven and a half inches.Briona was like a wild woman, and she couldn't get enough of Troy's tongue. She just kept grinding herself roughly into his face for the longest time, while he jerked himself off. Her aggressiveness was a bit scary, actually. I wondered what I would have done if she'd attacked me like that in her apartment. I was starting to feel like maybe I dodged a bullet there. Sure, she was sexy, smart and sweet, but damn, she was an animal in the sack! She started shouting out filthy commands as she rode his face. “Yeah, suck my pussy, you mother fucker! Suck my hairy snatch. You know you like it, fuck face. Gimme that hand. Use your finger, oh shit yeah. Oh, fuck yeah, right there. Yeah, like that. No don't stop licking my clit. Yeah, oh fuck, No, don't change anything! Just keep doing it like that, mother fucker! Oh Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!”She was screaming so loud, they were in serious danger of having the RA's realize there was a girl in the room, but Troy clamped his free hand over her mouth. For the next ten minutes she moaned and groaned into his hand, and he took her through a series of awe-inspiring orgasms. Then right when it seemed she was at the peak of her excitement, she suddenly jumped backward and straddled his cock, then lowered herself slowly onto it.Wow. She didn't even make him put on a condom! I saw his huge manhood spreading her furry pussy lips wide for a moment before she lowered herself slowly down his shaft, while juices dripped out of her. Based on the guttural moan she emitted, I guess he was stretching her to the limit, and she liked it. The sight of him disappearing into her snatch triggered something in my own cock. I felt a burst of pleasure, and moments later I was filling my underwear with cum. But I didn't get soft for a second, so I just kept jerking, ignoring the sticky gunk on my hand, taking advantage of the fact that her back was turned to me so she couldn't see my blankets jumping as I jerked off like a monkey in a zoo.She rode him like that for a good long time, slowly at first, moaning, “Oh fucking Christ on a sandwich! You're so fucking big! I've never fucked anyone like you before! Oh god. You're splitting me open, you fucking animal!” But once she got used to his girth, she began to fuck him with more speed and gusto. She started getting less careful, so she could no longer keep his cock from popping out of her pussy. But each time she'd reach down, pull it back into place and start galloping him again, slamming herself down on him like she was riding a wild horse. She was insatiable! And he had lasting power. I shot a second wad into my shorts, but he just kept fucking her on and on and on!Eventually, he flipped her over onto her back, and lifted her long, pale legs high in the air on each of his shoulders, and started ramming himself into her like he was trying to destroy her cunt. But she just stared up at him with those big brown eyes and urged him on. “Harder, you fucking wimp. Fuck me harder.” She said it with an animal intensity, which  I'd never imagined her capable of. It was frighteningly sexy! And he seemed to love it, because he attacked her with the fury of a jungle cat. They were two wild animals, groaning and grinding on that squeaky dorm bed, in a crazy battle to the death.They were turned sideways to me now, so I beheld the stunning sight of Briona's big breasts surging up and down her chest as he pounded her. He occasionally leaned forward and sucked them roughly into his mouth, nibbling her puffy nipples hard enough to make her squeal with delight. It looked so painful to me, but Briona seemed to love it.She kept groaning and cursing the whole time he fucked her. “Harder! Fuck me harder! Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck me with that big fat cock! Shit! You feel so fucking huge! Harder! Fuck me harder! Oh my god. Oh my god, you feel so good inside me! Oh fucking god! Oh fucking god! oh.”He slammed his hand over her mouth as she had another crazy loud orgasm. He pounded her with merciless glee, his well-muscled body glistening with sweat. He moaned, “Take it bitch. Fucking take it!”I had to stroke myself slower, now that she could possibly see me, but that didn't stop me from cumming a third time. My underwear was absolutely gross with accumulated cum by now, but my cock didn't get soft, so I kept squeezing and stroking it as I stared at Briona's beautiful tits, her long, lithe legs, and her beautiful big nose. She was looking up at Troy, right into amazed eyes, with a passion so hot that it could have started a forest fire.She suddenly crawled out from under him, moaning, “Oh, shit, Fuck me doggy style, you son of a bitch!” She got up on her hands and knees and he immediately rammed himself into her slit from behind. She arched her neck up ward, her lush mouth opening into a long, breathy groan. “God damn. So fucking good.”My eyes were drawn to her pendulous breasts. They were flopping forward and back as Troy fucked her. Once or twice he leaned forward to fondle them, something I longed to do, but that just threw off his rhythm, so he went back to fucking her. I wanted to get out of bed, and crawl under her, and let those big boobs sweep up and down my face. But I was pretty sure that would have freaked her the fuck out, so I just kept playing possum.He looked toward me a few times, smiling with wicked pride. He even flashed me one of those stupid ‘hang ten' hand signals that dopes like him were fond of. I wanted to hate him for stealing my girl, but I just couldn't be mad at him. It wasn't his fault. It was mine. I'd let her slip out of my hands. And now he was fucking my dream girl. I sure hoped he was enjoying it, because the longer it went on, the more my image of her slipped away. She wasn't my dream girl any longer. Oh, I loved her still, and admired her. I also hoped one day I might be friends with her. But I didn't dream about fucking her any longer. I knew I'd never be able to handle her. For one thing, she seemed to like it rough, which just wasn't in me. And for another thing, she absolutely adored Troy's humungous cock. It was at least an inch or two longer than my pitiful seven inches. It was apparent now why all those girls were so happy after fucking him. How could I ever hope to make her happy in bed after she'd been fucked like this?Troy grinned at me and mouthed, “Watch this”, then he grabbed his pillow, stripped the pillowcase off, flipped the loose end under her midsection and grabbed both ends with his fists and suddenly lifted her up, so her knees left the bed. Now, with her utterly under his control, he started to fuck her harder than ever, and she started to squeal and weep and scream. She looked back at him with a look of pure, worshipful amazement as he pounded her pussy like a pro, tears pouring out of her eyes from the sheer perfection of the moment. She'd been calling the shots all night, but now he was in command, and she was enraptured. Utterly enraptured.And I guess I was enraptured too. They both amazed me. I felt like a pathetic troll compared to these guys. If any two people on earth were made to fuck each other, it was Troy and Briona, goddamn it! He fucked her that way longer than I could ever have done, but he finally began to grunt and stiffen with impending release.Briona moaned, “Oh yeah. Cum inside me. I want to feel you cumming inside me. Oh god, yes, I can feel it!”The astounding sight of my roommate filling that beautiful, busty nerd's pussy with cum made me blast one final load of semen into my sticky underwear. And as impossible as it may seem, I actually fell asleep immediately afterward. I don't know if they kept fucking or not, but I would have slept through an earthquake at that point. It was probably some sort of psychological defense mechanism. My brain had overloaded with a lethal combination of lust and self-loathing. My only escape was sweet oblivion.Frat Party Invite: “You should go,” said Troy.“Yeah, I agree,” said Briona, cuddling next to him in his bed. “What have you got to lose?”I shrugged. “I don't really know these guys. And I wouldn't know anyone else at the party either.”Briona shrugged, “So what?”Troy added, “And it's at a frat, dude! Think of all that fresh young sorority pussy!”Briona slapped his arm, hard enough to make him squeal. “Shut up, you big dumb ape!”Troy pouted adorably, nursing his arm. “Sorry Bree.”“Oh, did I hurt you, baby?” Then she gently, lovingly kissed his arm, as he looked at her enraptured.They'd only been together for two weeks, but the change she'd had on Troy had been amazing. He'd stopped trolling for chicks, even though she hadn't asked him to. And when the two of them weren't over at her apartment fucking like rabbits, she was over at our room studying with me! It worked out for all three of us because our studying together encouraged him to do his own homework, so his grades began to improve as well.Just in case you're wondering, Briona had no idea that I'd been awake the night she fucked him. In fact, when she found out that I was his roommate, she nearly had a heart attack, but I pretended his ‘acne medicine' story was true. There are some acne medicines that cause drowsiness, although I'd been off them for over a year. Still, I kept up the charade, secretly hoping that she might fuck him again while I ‘slept'. But apparently the night she came over her cousin had been visiting, so her apartment wasn't empty. That wasn't true any longer, so I hadn't seen hide nor hair of her pussy since that wonderful night, and I probably never would again.But that was okay. She was fast becoming one of my best friends. The fact that I'd seen her totally naked, riding my roommate's cock while she cursed like a whore, didn't diminish my fondness or admiration for her one tiny bit. It actually opened my eyes up to my own naïve ideas about sexuality. I realized that sex isn't just for sluts and dopes, but for smart people too. People like Briona, and people like me! It finally dawned on me that everybody in the world had sex, and every woman, however shy she may seem, had a secret tiger in her, just waiting to be discovered and unleashed.As for Troy, he was still a bit of an asshole, but he treated Briona like a princess. He was honestly in love. So much so that it frightened him a bit. After I told him that she was a genius, he started to worry that she'd lose interest in him, so he worked extra hard to earn her love. But I'd seen him fucking her. As long as he kept slaying her pussy like that, he had nothing to worry about.Briona asked, “Who are these guys again?”“Roland Rawlings and Joseph, something, I forget his last name. They're in Tau Sigma Omicron, I think. I'm in their Astrophysics study group. I guess that's why they invited me to their Oktoberfest party. I can't think of any other reason. I'm certainly not interested in pledging any frats. I don't have that kind of money anyway.”Briona nodded. “Well, I don't know them, but Tau Sigma has a good reputation. If you were pledging, you could do worse. Though Delta Delta is the one that most of the guys in the science department belong to. They have an excellent academics record.”Troy grinned mischievously, saying, “Yeah, but the real question is, does Tau Sigma have a sister sorority, and do they like to fuck nerds?”Briona roared like a lion and started snapping her teeth at him. “I told you to stop it, you dirty little boy! Don't make me bite you!”He stuck his tongue out at her so she leapt on top of him like a jungle cat. I watched them roughhouse with a smile on my face. Troy was much bigger and stronger than her, but he let her pin him with only minimal resistance. That's one of the ways I knew he was smitten with her. She'd literally tamed him. It was really kind of cute.Still straddling Troy, Briona turned to me and said, “No, really, Hans, you ought to go. You don't have anything better to do tonight, do you?”I shrugged. “No, but I don't have a costume. Everyone's supposed to dress up like Germans.”Troy said, “Well, you're German, aren't you? Just go as yourself.”“My grandpa's from Austria, but I don't think that counts as a costume.”Briona smiled, “Oh hey, there's that costume store over in that strip mall next to the Wendy's. I bet they're open for another hour or two. You should run over there and, here, ” She reached into her pocket and pulled out her wallet, then took out sixty dollars, “Go rent a costume.”I put my hand up, “No, no. I can't take your money.”She hopped off Troy and pressed the money into my hands. “Consider it a loan, Hansie. Pay me back when you can.”I looked at the money, and my heart started to beat hard. I'd never gone to a real party before. Or at least not one at a cool fraternity, which I just knew would be chock full of eligible women getting drunk off their asses. I didn't know what to say, but Briona just pulled me off my bed and pushed me toward the door, saying, “You better hurry up before they close! Scoot!”Troy shouted from his bed. “Yeah, get out of here, loser, so I can fuck my girlfriend!”As she was closing the door behind me, I heard her saying to Troy, “Okay mister. You've officially pissed me off. Now you're gonna get bit!”I stood in that hallway for a few minutes, listening to her jungle-cat roars turn into orgasmic groans as they attacked each other in my room, perhaps even on my very bed. It made my cock stir with lust. Since it was unlikely they'd ever do it while I was ‘sleeping' again, eavesdropping at my dorm room door might be the closest I'd ever get. But as fun it was to listen to Briona's dirty talk, her money was burning a hole in my hand, and I knew she'd expect me to have a story to show for it, so I dragged myself away from her beautiful moans, and sweet obscenities.By the time I'd walked to the costume shop, the sun was already setting, and they were just about to close. But the man let me in and showed me his selection of Bavarian costumes. Most of them were cheap, mass-manufactured Halloween costumes, but one was really quite authentic. I should know. I'd been dragged to my fair share of polkas and Oktoberfest celebrations when I was a kid. My parents were proud of their Austrian ancestry, so I could tell an authentic outfit when I saw one. It wasn't cheap, but Briona's money, added to my own pitiful stash, added up to just barely enough to rent it, along with an oversized plastic stein. That was all the money I had for the rest of the month, but I figured, if I'm going to look like a fool, I might as well do it in style. Besides, if I impress those guys, maybe they'll invite me to another party.As I was trying it on, the shop owner said, “You're lucky you're not a woman. A bunch of girls came in here earlier and rented all the Bavarian dresses in the place. Hey, you know what? I bet they're going to the same party as you.” I shrugged, barely hearing him. I was distracted by my own reflection in the mirror. I looked exactly like my grandfather. There was photo of him hanging on our wall back home which was taken when he was a boy in Austria, wearing a costume that was freakishly similar to this: a pair of dark brown lederhosen with suspenders, high socks embroidered with ducks and edelweiss flowers, a loose white peasant shirt and a blue cap with a long feather sticking out the top. My god, I was the spitting image of my grandfather.Suddenly I flashed on the old man. He was the most rakish, hearty, balls-to-the-wall man I'd ever met. He could have eaten ten Troys for breakfast and still had room for seven Brad Pitts. When Grandpa came into a room, everybody smiled. He flirted with all the ladies, even his own relatives, and made every man his buddy. He was amazing, and lived life to the fullest, right up to the very end. I hooked my thumbs in my suspenders, just as he was doing in that old photograph, and grinned, trying to make my eyes twinkle just like his. Damn. I looked more like him than ever. And then I remembered that he had a pockmarked face too. I'd never thought about it before, but he must have had acne as a teenager, the same as me! But he hadn't let that stop him from being a man, and damn it all, I wasn't gonna let it stop me either!I walked proudly to Fraternity Row, dressed in my costume, ignoring the catcalls from passers-by. No, scratch that. I didn't ignore them. Whenever someone laughed or shouted out some obscenity at me, I raised my fake German stein and shouted, “Oktoberfest!” at the top of my lungs, and their jeers turned instantly into cheers. I felt almost as if I was channeling my grandfather's spirit. But I didn't believe in any sort of afterlife, so I knew that my grandfather's spirit didn't exist. No. If anything, it was my grandfather's DNA coursing through my blood, which gave me the gumption to act as if I was the man I wanted to be. That, and the long feather in my cap.I charged into that party as if I owned the place, and stomped all the way into the middle of the room on my big, loud boots. That's when I noticed that I was the only person in sight wearing a costume of any kind. Then I saw the assholes who'd invited me; laughing their asses off. My heart sank, and my cheeks burned bright red. I'd thought I'd left this kind of crap behind me in high school. But I was wrong. You never get too old for a pair of snotty assholes to make you feel like a fool. I refused to give them the pleasure of seeing my embarrassment, so I just smiled and waved, proud of my Bavarian heritage and culture.I was about to make a humiliating retreat from this frat party when I realized, much to my delight, that I wasn't alone. Six freshmen girls, dressed in sexy little Bavarian dresses, filed through the door, drawing fresh gouts of laughter from the assembly. Now I knew who'd rented all the female costumes from the store! Most of the girls looked utterly embarrassed, but one of the girls was shining with confidence. Her sky-blue eyes caught sight of me and a broad grin spread out on her stunningly beautiful, copper-colored face. I'd seen her around the Science Building, but I didn't know her name. All I knew was that she was a freshman, and insanely hot. I considered her so far out of my league that I didn't even daydream about asking her out.She was simply stunning to behold, her lovely tits were perfectly displayed in the snug bodice. Her figure was looking scrumptious, particularly as she made her way through the crowd toward me, smiling from ear to ear. As she came closer, I realized that her costume was the female match for mine. They had the same brown, green and blue fabrics, the same embroidered socks. But instead of the lederhosen and suspenders my costume had, she was wearing a traditional dirndl, which was comprised of a brown skirt, a big green apron, a puffy white blouse, and a bodice with a low front, which was pushing her ample breasts up into a startling display of feminine pulchritude. I mean, this chick's cleavage was epic, and it was wiggling about wonderfully as she clomped toward me in her polka shoes. Her wavy dark brown hair was braided into two long braids that were framing her tits marvelously.Coincidence was once again rearing its ugly head, but this time it seemed to be working in my favor!She shouted in a fake German accent, “Liebchen! Vere haff you been? I've been vorried schick about you!”Then she gave me a big hug and a quick kiss on the lips. I was stunned. That was literally the first kiss of my life, and even though she meant it as a joke, my heart did a total flip flop in my chest, and tingles shot down my spine! Then she took my hand in hers and pulled me toward the other costumed girls, all of whom were adorable, each in their own way. “Come vit me, liebchen. I vant you to meet my freundins!” The girls laughed when they saw that I was wearing the male match of their friend's dirndl. “Girls, girls, I vant you to meet mein freund, Helmutt von Wiener.”Continued in Part Two,Based on a post by CBSummers, for Literotica

The WIP Morning Team talks about the Phillies sweep yesterday. They talk about Jesus Luzardo giving up four runs in the first inning and then get through eight without a hit. “I thought it was an impressive start from him” said James Seltzer. The team was able to come back and could have checked out but they fought, which is promising for the post season, Jon Ritchie said. DeCamara states the standings, with 15 Phillies games to go they are 11 games up on the Mets, 4.5 up on the Dodgers for the two seed, and two games back from the Brewers. The team talks about the Eagles team and how they will size up to the Chiefs who are coming into the game hot and looking for a win. They also talk about the Packers/Commanders game last night and what they saw that looks promising for the Eagles.

On today's show, Jase has been spewing absolute obscenities, Mike's artistic streak runs in the family, and Keyzie's got a big gig coming up! DAS TIMEN DE SHTAMPA:(00:00) Intro: Drawstrings, yes or no?(03:50) The Intervention(09:11) Filth, yes or no?(13:07) FIJI BABYYYY(16:49) TV(22:28) THE FRIDAY THROBBER(25:50) THE FRIDAY DECIDER(28:50) DEBRIEF(32:01) TAB BGI BET(36:48) One & A Half Mogeys(44:01) Intro: Tongue Twisted(46:19) Sideline Keyize(51:08) TRADE TESTED WINNER(54:46) MEATPATTYNIPS69(58:28) Farewell! Follow The Big Show on InstagramSubscribe to the podcast now on iHeartRadio, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts!Featuring Jason Hoyte, Mike Minogue, and Keyzie, "The Big Show" drive you home weekdays from 4pm on Radio Hauraki.Providing a hilarious escape from reality for those ‘backbone’ New Zealanders with plenty of laughs and out-the-gate yarns.Download the full podcast here:iHeartRadioAppleSpotifySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

▷ SUBSCRIBE TO FILTHY FELLAS https://bit.ly/FilthyFellasSub ▷ FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE: https://bit.ly/FilthyFantasy ▷ LISTEN ON SPOTIFY: https://bit.ly/FilthyFellasSpot ▷ LISTEN ON APPLE PODCASTS: https://apple.co/3GIFthj ▷ LISTEN ON AMAZON MUSIC: https://amzn.to/44aouyk THE INTERNATIONAL BREAK IS DONE AND DUSTED. LET THE ACTUAL FOOTBALL RESUME. WHERE WERE WE… OH YES, MAN CITY HAVE LOST TWO IN A ROW, AND MANCHESTER UNITED WON EL CLASICO AGAINST BURNLEY. IN GAMEWEEK 4, THE PREMIER LEAGUE ENTERTAINS US WITH THE MANCHESTER DERBY! TWO TITANS (WELL, NOT RECENTLY) GO HEAD-TO-HEAD IN WHAT COULD BE THE WORST MANCHESTER DERBY EVER. AMORIM HAS NEVER LOST TO CITY IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE AS MANCHESTER UNITED MANAGER — HE EVEN BEAT THEM AT THE ETIHAD LAST SEASON. BUT THERE'S POTENTIALLY A HUGE DILEMMA FOR RÚBEN AMORIM… CUNHA, MOUNT, AND DALOT MIGHT BE OUT.  WILL HE HAVE TO RESORT TO HIS BATTLESHIPS GAME AND REJIG HIS BELOVED FORMATION? MARGS HAS ASSEMBLED A GROUP OF UNITED FANS TO DISCUSS THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF THIS WEEK'S FIXTURE. OH, AND AARON RAMSEY RECENTLY SCORED… SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS :( FILTHY FELLAS ON SOCIAL ▷ PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/filthyfellas ▷ TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@filthy_fellas ▷ INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/filthy_fellas ▷ X: https://x.com/Filthy_Fellas ▷ MERCH: https://filthyatfive.com FOLLOW THE MANDEM POET https://www.instagram.com/poetscorneruk STEVO THE MADMAN https://www.instagram.com/stevothemadman LIPPY https://www.instagram.com/dondadalippy SAVAGE DAN https://www.instagram.com/savagedan10 MARGS https://www.instagram.com/margsmt LOONS https://www.instagram.com/fruitpunch_papi KG https://www.instagram.com/kgthacomedian SKITS https://www.instagram.com/skitsybuddha SKRIBZ https://www.instagram.com/skribzst JOHN WICK https://www.instagram.com/johnwick_nvb MENACE https://www.instagram.com/mseven_____

The Loveable Lads from 'Laide, Team Cherry, are finally back with Hollow Knight Silksong. The game broke every digital storefront when it launch, but what are our early impressions of it? We've also got our first look at 007 First Light through an extensive State of Play, we've been wined and dined at a Playstation Playmakers event, and Ben reviews the action-adventure exploration game Hell Is Us!Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code FILTHY at checkout. Download the Saily app or go to https://saily.com/filthy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Cigar Nerds Podcast rides the Dragon again. This week we recap our adventures at this years DragonCon. In Science we talk Brains and sci-fi with Dr Robert Hampson, Neuroscientist and author. We talk space drones with Surface Mission planner Kim Steadman, and we talk cyber threats with Kurt Opsahl. This week I’m smoking the Filthy […]

Cigar Nerds Podcast rides the Dragon again. This week we recap our adventures at this years DragonCon. In Science we talk Brains and sci-fi with Dr Robert Hampson, Neuroscientist and author. We talk space drones with Surface Mission planner Kim Steadman, and we talk cyber threats with Kurt Opsahl. This week I’m smoking the Filthy […] The post Cigar Nerds Podcast: Dragoncon 2025 Wrap-Up appeared first on The ESO Network.

▷ SUBSCRIBE TO FILTHY FELLAS https://bit.ly/FilthyFellasSub ▷ FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE: https://bit.ly/FilthyFantasy ▷ LISTEN ON SPOTIFY: https://bit.ly/FilthyFellasSpot ▷ LISTEN ON APPLE PODCASTS: https://apple.co/3GIFthj ▷ LISTEN ON AMAZON MUSIC: https://amzn.to/44aouyk THE INTERNATIONAL BREAK IS HERE AND WE ARE BORED OF IT.  SO LET'S GET STRAIGHT BACK TO THE PREMIER LEAGUE.  THE SUMMER TRANSFER WINDOW IS SHUT, AND GAMEWEEK 4 IS FAST APPROACHING. HAVE WE SEEN ENOUGH TO CONFIRM OUR EARLY-SEASON PREDICTIONS? CAN PEP OR MAN CITY AFFORD TO GO TWO SEASONS WITHOUT WINNING A TROPHY?! HAVE ARSENAL DONE ENOUGH TO MOVE AWAY FROM A STYLE OF PLAY THAT ULTIMATELY DRAGGED THEM OUT OF THE TITLE RACE LAST SEASON? AND HAS LIVERPOOL'S SIGNING OF ISAK ALL BUT ASSURED THEM OF THE PREMIER LEAGUE TITLE… ONLY TIME WILL TELL. ALL EMPIRES FALL EVENTUALLY. IT IS THE WAY OF THINGS. ALL THIS AND MORE ON THIS MONDAY NIGHT OF FILTHY @ FIVE. FILTHY FELLAS ON SOCIAL ▷ PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/filthyfellas ▷ TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@filthy_fellas ▷ INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/filthy_fellas ▷ X: https://x.com/Filthy_Fellas ▷ MERCH: https://filthyatfive.com FOLLOW THE MANDEM POET https://www.instagram.com/poetscorneruk STEVO THE MADMAN https://www.instagram.com/stevothemadman LIPPY https://www.instagram.com/dondadalippy SAVAGE DAN https://www.instagram.com/savagedan10 MARGS https://www.instagram.com/margsmt LOONS https://www.instagram.com/fruitpunch_papi KG https://www.instagram.com/kgthacomedian SKITS https://www.instagram.com/skitsybuddha SKRIBZ https://www.instagram.com/skribzst JOHN WICK https://www.instagram.com/johnwick_nvb MENACE https://www.instagram.com/mseven_____

▷ SUBSCRIBE TO FILTHY FELLAS https://bit.ly/FilthyFellasSub ▷ FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE: https://bit.ly/FilthyFantasy ▷ LISTEN ON SPOTIFY: https://bit.ly/FilthyFellasSpot ▷ LISTEN ON APPLE PODCASTS: https://apple.co/3GIFthj ▷ LISTEN ON AMAZON MUSIC: https://amzn.to/44aouyk THE BIG TWO CAME FACE-TO-FACE THIS WEEKEND IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE, AND LIVERPOOL CAME OUT VICTORIOUS THANKS TO AN INCREDIBLE FREE-KICK FROM SZOBOSZLAI. TO PILE FURTHER MISERY ON ARSENAL… LIVERPOOL ALSO SIGNED ALEXANDER ISAK ON TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY. AFTER AN ABYSMAL MIDWEEK EXIT TO GRIMSBY IN THE CARABAO CUP, THERE'S FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS FOR MANCHESTER UNITED AND KG (WHO'S GOT HIS HOUSE BACK), AS THEY PICKED UP THEIR FIRST THREE POINTS OF THE SEASON WITH A VAR-INTERVENED INJURY-TIME PENALTY WINNER OVER NEWLY PROMOTED BURNLEY AT OLD TRAFFORD. THEIR NOISY NEIGHBOURS, MANCHESTER CITY, AREN'T SO NOISY RIGHT NOW AS THEY SUFFER BACK-TO-BACK DEFEATS. AND COMMISERATIONS TO ERIK TEN HAG, WHO JUST LOST HIS JOB AS BAYER LEVERKUSEN MANAGER AFTER JUST TWO LEAGUE GAMES. OUCH. ALL THIS AND MORE IN THIS WEEK'S FILTHY @ FIVE FILTHY FELLAS ON SOCIAL ▷ PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/filthyfellas ▷ TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@filthy_fellas ▷ INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/filthy_fellas ▷ X: https://x.com/Filthy_Fellas ▷ MERCH: https://filthyatfive.com FOLLOW THE MANDEM POET https://www.instagram.com/poetscorneruk STEVO THE MADMAN https://www.instagram.com/stevothemadman LIPPY https://www.instagram.com/dondadalippy SAVAGE DAN https://www.instagram.com/savagedan10 MARGS https://www.instagram.com/margsmt LOONS https://www.instagram.com/fruitpunch_papi KG https://www.instagram.com/kgthacomedian SKITS https://www.instagram.com/skitsybuddha SKRIBZ https://www.instagram.com/skribzst JOHN WICK https://www.instagram.com/johnwick_nvb MENACE https://www.instagram.com/mseven_____

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This Week on NearlyParents, Jamie and Sophie are joined by the INCREDIBLE Katherine Ryan.Katherine is brutally honest about what Jamie and Sophie have to look forward to in their parenting journey. From sleepless nights to the changing colour of her vulva, Katherine ‘s revelations TERRIFY Jamie and Sophie.

It was starting to feel like it wold never happen but the wait is over: there's finally a new episode of Filthy Casuals! We discuss the release date trailer for Hollow Knight: Silksong and how the developers took their sweet time because they were having too much fun working on it. Plus, the strange case of developers struggling to get Switch 2 dev kits, and reviews of Chibi Robo, Sengoku Dynasty, Herdling, and a complete breakdown of a classic Aussie archetype: The Little Nuggety Bloke.Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code FILTHY at checkout. Download the Saily app or go to https://saily.com/filthy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week's detailing Q&A features RJ from WD Detailing to help answer your car detailing questions with Anthony! To add to the fun, Gabe will be cleaning up a filthy Hyundai Santa Fe during the Q&A using WD Auto Supply products!Check out WD Auto Supply products for yourself here: https://wdautosupply.com/Want to get your hands on the latest & greatest detailing towels, chemicals and tools from this year's TRCMA show? Check it all out at: https://theragcompany.com

▷ SUBSCRIBE TO FILTHY FELLAS https://bit.ly/FilthyFellasSub ▷ FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE: https://bit.ly/FilthyFantasy ▷ LISTEN ON SPOTIFY: https://bit.ly/FilthyFellasSpot ▷ LISTEN ON APPLE PODCASTS: https://apple.co/3GIFthj ▷ LISTEN ON AMAZON MUSIC: https://amzn.to/44aouyk GAME WEEK 2 IS A WRAP. IT TOOK LIVERPOOL 100 MINUTES TO BEAT THE VERY RESILIENT 10 MEN OF NEWCASTLE UNITED. WILL THAT BE ENOUGH TO PRISE ALEXANDER ISAK AWAY FROM THE MAGPIES?! ARSENAL'S GYÖKERES IS OFF THE MARK, BUT THE LOSS OF SAKA AND POTENTIALLY ØDEGAARD FOR THEIR TRIP TO ANFIELD THIS WEEKEND COULD BE A BIG OLD PROBLEM. OR HAS THE SIGNING OF EZE EASED SOME OF THAT PRESSURE? MANCHESTER UNITED HAVE SLIPPED TO 16TH IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE TABLE, DESPITE PICKING UP THEIR FIRST POINT OF THE SEASON. ARE WEST HAM RELEGATION CANDIDATES, OR ARE THEY ‘TOO BIG' TO GO DOWN?!  FILTHY FELLAS ON SOCIAL ▷ PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/filthyfellas ▷ TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@filthy_fellas ▷ INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/filthy_fellas ▷ X: https://x.com/Filthy_Fellas ▷ MERCH: https://filthyatfive.com FOLLOW THE MANDEM POET https://www.instagram.com/poetscorneruk STEVO THE MADMAN https://www.instagram.com/stevothemadman LIPPY https://www.instagram.com/dondadalippy SAVAGE DAN https://www.instagram.com/savagedan10 MARGS https://www.instagram.com/margsmt LOONS https://www.instagram.com/fruitpunch_papi KG https://www.instagram.com/kgthacomedian SKITS https://www.instagram.com/skitsybuddha SKRIBZ https://www.instagram.com/skribzst JOHN WICK https://www.instagram.com/johnwick_nvb MENACE https://www.instagram.com/mseven_____

A New York couple is charged after 21 dogs die inside a hot, airless boarding facility in Argyle. Former NFL quarterback Jay Cutler is sentenced to four days in jail after pleading guilty to driving under the influence in Tennessee. Drew Nelson reports.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In hour 1 of the Tobin & Leroy show, we talk about what today is in the NFL Cut's a cut day and Leroy tells us what is going down all across the NFL and how players veterans and young deal with this day. We talk about the Fins cuts as they let some players go such as Quinton Bell & Derrick McClendon and players that have signed like FA CB Rasual Douglas back. We also talk about the Marlins who beat the Braves 2-1 in a pitcher's dual.

Ger Gilroy, Adrian Barry & Arthur O'Dea are BACK with all of the biggest stories, the morning after an incredible clash between Newcastle & Liverpool last night - and on the morning Heimir Hallgrimsson names his Republic of Ireland squad for the first set of World Cup Qualifiers…Off The Ball Breakfast w/ UPMC Ireland | #GetBackInAction Catch The Off The Ball Breakfast show LIVE weekday mornings from 7:30am or just search for Off The Ball Breakfast and get the podcast on the Off The Ball app.SUBSCRIBE at OffTheBall.com/joinOff The Ball Breakfast is live weekday mornings from 7:30am across Off The Ball

Cynthia Lee Fontaine is in the house and honey, we're going full-on CUCU! Fresh off her run on RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 10, Cynthia spills all the tea on how this round was different, her fight for rights in Texas, and her double hip replacement! Two new hips and a battle with cancer still can't slow this queen down. Cynthia and Delta also share some heartfelt advice with a 50-year-old ready to give up on their dreams, but the queens insist: it's never too late to chase what sets your soul on fire. Plus, Delta goes off on the Coca Cola 7-eleven slurpee. Spoiler alert: she's convinced those machines are FILTHY, and that's why it tastes like tragedy in a cup!Listen to Very Delta Ad-Free AND One Day Early on MOM Plus⁠ ⁠Send us an e-mail at readmedelta@gmail.com⁠ FOLLOW DELTA⁠@deltawork⁠ ⁠VERY DELTA IS A FOREVER DOG AND MOGULS OF MEDIA (M.O.M.) PODCASTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

▷ SUBSCRIBE TO FILTHY FELLAS https://bit.ly/FilthyFellasSub ▷ FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE: https://bit.ly/FilthyFantasy ▷ LISTEN ON SPOTIFY: https://bit.ly/FilthyFellasSpot ▷ LISTEN ON APPLE PODCASTS: https://apple.co/3GIFthj ▷ LISTEN ON AMAZON MUSIC: https://amzn.to/44aouyk THERE'S NO OTHER FIXTURE AT THE MINUTE THAT'S GONNA RUFFLE MORE FEATHERS THAN NEWCASTLE VS. LIVERPOOL. IT'S BEEN THE TALK UPON THE TYNE AND THAT OF MERSEYSIDE ALL SUMMER… BUT FOR ONLY ONE REASON: ALEXANDER ISAK. WILL HE BE A NEWCASTLE PLAYER COME TONIGHT? WILL HE EVEN PLAY? OR WILL HE HAVE SWAPPED SIDES?! EITHER WAY, THIS FIXTURE HAS COOKED UP SOME CLASSICS IN THE PAST, AND SOME CLASSIC PLAYERS HAVE PLAYED FOR BOTH SIDES, SO WHAT BETTER WAY THAN TO HAVE A GOOD OLD ALL-TIME (AS LONG AS YOU'VE SEEN THEM PLAY) NEWCASTLE AND LIVERPOOL PLAYERS-ONLY DRAFT. FILTHY FELLAS ON SOCIAL ▷ PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/filthyfellas ▷ TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@filthy_fellas ▷ INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/filthy_fellas ▷ X: https://x.com/Filthy_Fellas ▷ MERCH: https://filthyatfive.com FOLLOW THE MANDEM POET https://www.instagram.com/poetscorneruk STEVO THE MADMAN https://www.instagram.com/stevothemadman LIPPY https://www.instagram.com/dondadalippy SAVAGE DAN https://www.instagram.com/savagedan10 MARGS https://www.instagram.com/margsmt LOONS https://www.instagram.com/fruitpunch_papi KG https://www.instagram.com/kgthacomedian SKITS https://www.instagram.com/skitsybuddha SKRIBZ https://www.instagram.com/skribzst JOHN WICK https://www.instagram.com/johnwick_nvb MENACE https://www.instagram.com/mseven_____

▷ SUBSCRIBE TO FILTHY FELLAS https://bit.ly/FilthyFellasSub ▷ FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE: https://bit.ly/FilthyFantasy ▷ LISTEN ON SPOTIFY: https://bit.ly/FilthyFellasSpot ▷ LISTEN ON APPLE PODCASTS: https://apple.co/3GIFthj ▷ LISTEN ON AMAZON MUSIC: https://amzn.to/44aouyk THE PREMIER LEAGUE IS BACK! THE CHAMPIONS GOT OFF TO A WINNING START. MAN CITY MADE LIGHT WORK OF WOLVES, AND SPURS TOOK CARE OF A NEWLY PROMOTED SIDE. BUT THERE WAS ONE FIXTURE WE WERE ALL WAITING FOR… MANCHESTER UNITED VS ARSENAL. THE BIGGEST RIVALRY ON THE SHOW HAS ALWAYS BEEN BETWEEN THESE TWO CLUBS AND IT STILL IS TODAY. HOWEVER, NEITHER HAS WON THE LEAGUE SINCE THE SHOW'S INCEPTION. COULD THIS BE ARSENAL'S YEAR? OR WILL MANCHESTER UNITED SURPRISE THE WORLD?! WELL, ONE THING'S FOR SURE ARSENAL WON THE FIXTURE, SO THE BRAGGING RIGHTS ARE THEIRS. UNITED SHOWED GLIMMERS OF HOPE, AND MARGS (EXECUTIVE PRODUCER) DECIDED TO CALL UPON THE STRONGEST AND MOST LOYAL MANCHESTER UNITED FILTHY FELLAS PANELISTS AS WELL AS BARRA BRUVVAS' HUSSEIN AND NO BEHAVIOUR'S BEANOS, IN AN ATTEMPT TO OVERTHROW THE SUPPOSED FILTHY FELLAS' ARSENAL BIAS. LIPPY FIGHTS HIS CORNER AND STANDS ALONE. FILTHY FELLAS ON SOCIAL ▷ PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/filthyfellas ▷ TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@filthy_fellas ▷ INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/filthy_fellas ▷ X: https://x.com/Filthy_Fellas ▷ MERCH: https://filthyatfive.com FOLLOW THE MANDEM POET https://www.instagram.com/poetscorneruk STEVO THE MADMAN https://www.instagram.com/stevothemadman LIPPY https://www.instagram.com/dondadalippy SAVAGE DAN https://www.instagram.com/savagedan10 MARGS https://www.instagram.com/margsmt LOONS https://www.instagram.com/fruitpunch_papi KG https://www.instagram.com/kgthacomedian SKITS https://www.instagram.com/skitsybuddha SKRIBZ https://www.instagram.com/skribzst JOHN WICK https://www.instagram.com/johnwick_nvb MENACE https://www.instagram.com/mseven_____

Tommy's back from Vietnam and there's a bunch of Nintendo presentation news to catch up on! A new Katamari Damacy, a few indies on the horizon, and a campfire to chill next to. We've also been playing some new games: Ben tackles the bicycle adventure Wheel World and the FF7 knock-off Fantasian, while Tommy's taken on the early stages of Ninja Gaiden: Ragebound. PLUS we've both finished Donkey Kong Bananza and Death Stranding 2: On The Beach so we discuss our thoughts on the endings and big reveals in a clearly marked Sealed Section!Donkey Kong Bananza Spoilers (53:28 - 1:12:30)Death Stranding 2 Spoilers (1:12:50 - )Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code FILTHY at checkout. Download the Saily app or go to https://saily.com/filthy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A special Moon Val Jean Crap On Celebrities reports. Taylor Swift offends non cat owners with naughty language plus let the world know she has a new album release coming soon.Loads more music, movies, and pop culture news.Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams - Check out King Scott's Linktr.ee/kingscottrules and Check out Moon's bands GREEK FIRE @GreekFire GOLDFINGER @GoldfingerMusic THE TEENAGE DIRTBAGS @TheTeenageDbags and Lern's band @LaneNarrows ⁠http://www.1057thepoint.com/RizzSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Cooper Webb comes on the show to talk about his recovery and of course his good friend PHILLIP who did the dang thing and won the Canadian Motocross Championship! Alton Baker joins us because it;s been far too long since he has been on the show and it;s always great catching up with the legendary trainer. Filthy joins us to talk about the Championship he never thought he had a chance to win, especially in retirement. Just wild! We have the infamous Lewis and Kellen in studio!!

Did you know Matty is from West Virginia?! Ozzy Osbourne's grave site is getting a lot of love. Ed Sheeran says A LOT of performers are lip syncing. Should people be able to rate romantic partners? The gang is disagreeing about the Tea App: A place where women can research and rate men. A shocking fun fact about Abraham Lincoln. Filthy rich or just rich?