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Thomas Clark talks about whatever he wants, because this is his domain. He is the supreme ruler of all. None shall oppose him!

Thomas Michael Clark


    • Jan 3, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 22m AVG DURATION
    • 144 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from The Clark Sessions

    #410- The Demon Fish

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2023 25:02


    AITA: Gender Reveal Edition

    #409- Don't Get a Tooth Infection

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2022 42:14


    2022 sucked!

    #408- Stupid Investigative Work

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2022 25:52


    The Monthly Bullshit for December 2022!   Pick #1- Alternate History Hub  Pick #2- Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery  Pick #3- Tales of the Jedi  Pick #4- The Supreme Court Battle for Section 230 Has Begun Pick #5- Metal Disney  Anti-Pick- American Horror Story 

    #407- The Hive Sessions

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2022 25:49


    The Monthly Bullshit for November 2022!   Pick #1- Shed Logic  Pick #2- The Banshees of Inisherin  Pick #3- Majority of US COVID Deaths Among Vaccinated is NOT Sign Vaccines are Ineffective  Pick #4- The US and the Holocaust  Pick #5- Escape from Camp 14  Anti-Pick- A Christmas Story 2

    #406- Listen to Space Podcasts

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2022 20:01


    The Monthly Bullshit for October 2022!   Pick #1- Werewolf by Night  Pick #2- Inside Games  Pick #3- Till  Pick #4- The Rehearsal  Pick #5- What's So Scary About a Transgender Child?  Anti-Pick- Tomorrow We Diet 

    #405- Nobody is Innocent

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2022 21:25


    AITA: Laptop Edition

    #404- Error

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2022 15:04


    A preview of Walking Diary #450!

    #403- Voting for Idiots 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2022 69:46


    A rundown of how I voted in the midterm election!

    #402- Don't Be Racist

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2022 23:12


    The Monthly Bullshit for September 2022!   Pick #1- The Slow Mo Guys  Pick #2- John Williams: Greatest Hits 1969-1999  Pick #3- What We Do in the Shadows  Pick #4- Snoopy Come Home  Pick #5- The Art of Skiing  Anti-Pick- Californy 'Er Bust

    #401- The Rage Sessions

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2022 21:04


    The Monthly Bullshit for August 2022!   Pick #1- Ready Set Show  Pick #2- Thirteen Lives  Pick #3- Better Call Saul  Pick #4- Comatose  Pick #5- Lucy's School  Anti-Pick- Secret Headquarters

    #400- Stupid News Cuatro

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2022 39:12


    Books, dicks, mcmuffins & pasta!

    #399- I Don't Know What I'm Talking About

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2022 20:40


    The Monthly Bullshit for July 2022!   Pick #1- Hardcore Tabletop Presents: The Red Dragon Inn  Pick #2- Marcel the Shell with Shoes On  Pick #3- The Boys  Pick #4- Awake  Pick #5- The Wonderful Summer of Mickey Mouse  Anti-Pick- Honest Trailers

    #398- The Mystery of Korg

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2022 14:46


    A preview of Walking Diary #425!

    #397- SPOILERS

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2022 24:55


    The Monthly Bullshit for June 2022!   Pick #1- Young Justice  Pick #2- Cleo Abram (YouTube Channel)  Pick #3- Chernobyl: The Lost Tapes  Pick #4- Trump's Silly New "Defense" Against Hutchinson is Full of Holes  Pick #5- Great Night  Anti-Pick- Fear the Walking Dead

    #396- IMDb Background Checks

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2022 24:55


    The Monthly Bullshit for May 2022!   Pick #1- Challenge Accepted  Pick #2- Mickey's Trailer  Pick #3- Atlanta  Pick #4- Gun Laws in Every State  Pick #5- Shaun of the Dead  Anti-Pick- Joe Biden: My Plan for Fighting Inflation

    #395- The Worst Moment of My Career

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2022 22:41


    AITA: Breastfeeding Edition

    #394- The Least Professional Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2022 18:02


    The Monthly Bullshit for April 2022!   Pick #1- Survive Block Island  Pick #2- Homestyle Chocolate Rice Krispies Treats  Pick #3- Everything Everywhere All at Once  Pick #4- The Last Days of Ptolemy Grey  Pick #5- Disney World Fortifies Borders With Armed Characters As Park Announces Plan to Secede From Florida  Anti-Pick- The Fairly OddParents: Fairly Odder

    #393- Suck It, Clark Sessions

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2022 14:13


    A preview of Walking Diary #400!

    #392- DO NOT LISTEN

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2022 1:59


    Nothing to see here! Move along!

    #391- Fredo Sucks

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2022 21:58


    The Monthly Bullshit for March 2022!   Pick #1- Today on Screen  Pick #2- The Batman  Pick #3- Achievement Hunter Wrestling  Pick #4- Peacemaker  Pick #5- The Two Americas Debating Will Smith & Chris Rock  Anti-Pick- Cheaper by the Dozen 

    #390- Serial Killer Behavior

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2022 20:09


    AITA: Sex Noises Edition

    #389- The Dumb Bracket

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2022 40:59


    All my stupid, uninformed decision for the March Madness 2022 bracket!

    #388- For Bitches

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2022 21:03


    The Monthly Bullshit for February 2022!   Pick #1- Amazon Movie Reviews  Pick #2- We Need to Talk About Cosby  Pick #3- Black Box Down Aviation Explanation  Pick #4- Is it Fascism? Is it Socialism?  Pick #5- Thrillville: Off the Rails  Anti-Pick- Through My Window

    #387- State of the Clark Sessions 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2022 28:14


    It's been seven years!

    #386- Leatherface is Canceled

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2022 24:11


    The Monthly Bullshit for January 2022!   Pick #1- Jelle's Marble Runs  Pick #2- The History of the End of Poverty Has Just Begun  Pick #3- Hellbound  Pick #4- The Tragedy of Macbeth  Pick #5- Politics Politics Politics  Anti-Pick- Star Wars: Aftermath

    #385- Ctrl+F Racism

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2022 18:26


    AITA: Racist Grandpa Edition

    #384- I Hate It Here

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2022 22:58


    2021 was SHIT!

    #383- I'm a Marble Racing Guy Now

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2021 21:34


    The Monthly Bullshit for December 2021!   Pick #1- The Last Laugh  Pick #2- Star Trek: Lower Decks  Pick #3- Abortion Laws in Every State  Pick #4- Things That Are Better Than Frozen  Pick #5- Swan Song  Anti-Pick- Shatner in Space

    #382- Firt Tank

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2021 17:50


    The Monthly Bullshit for November 2021!   Pick #1- Let's Firt  Pick #2- Is There a Fish Tank in That Film?  Pick #3- We Know Almost Nothing About the Omicron Variant Pick #4- Cowboy Bebop  Pick #5- Star Wars: Lords of the Sith  Anti-Pick- Scooby-Doo Where Are You Now

    #381- The Fattest Thing I've Ever Said

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2021 19:48


    The Monthly Bullshit for October 2021!   Pick #1- Libertarian James Bond  Pick #2- Trump's Final Numbers  Pick #3- Star Trek: Deep Space Nine  Pick #4- Death Star PR  Pick #5- Dune  Anti-Pick- Legends of the Hidden Temple (2021) 

    #380- Throwaway Husband

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2021 19:13


    AITA: Whoopi Goldberg Edition

    #379- Batman Took the Physical Challenge

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2021 14:59


    A preview of Walking Diary #375!

    #378- Way Too Cinematic

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2021 21:44


    All the non-movie news from DC Fandome 2021!

    #377- I'm an Old Man Who Still Gets Physical Magazines

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2021 23:39


    The Monthly Bullshit for September 2021!   Pick #1- Hellbound trailer  Pick #2- Alarmy  Pick #3- True, I Guess...  Pick #4- 9/11: I Was There  Pick #5- Animation Magazine  Anti-Pick- Prisoners of the Ghostland 

    #376- Voting for Idiots

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2021 53:18


    A rundown of how I voted in my state and local elections!

    #375- The AITA That Never Was

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2021 26:13


    AITA: Cancer Edition

    #374- Stay Away From Newberg, Oregon

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2021 17:43


    Stupid News: Rosa Parks Edition

    #373- Space Hitler

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2021 25:03


    The Monthly Bullshit for August 2021!   Pick #1- Let's Watch  Pick #2- Perfectly Cut Looney Tunes Moments  Pick #3- The Suicide Squad  Pick #4- Ground News  Pick #5- Loki  Anti-Pick- Star Wars: Tarkin

    #372- Look Ma, I'm Trending

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2021 17:48


    A preview of Walking Diary #350!

    #371- Hi, IRS

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2021 28:13


    The Monthly Bullshit for July 2021!   Pick #1- Poorly Aged Things  Pick #2- Face Jam Animated  Pick #3- Froot Loops Poptarts  Pick #4- CDC COVID Transmission Tracker  Pick #5- The Political Orphanage  Anti-Pick- Honest Trailers- Raya and the Last Dragon

    #370- Assholes Everywhere

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2021 18:16


    AITA: Therapy Edition

    #369- My Butt Do That Sometimes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2021 26:29


    The Monthly Bullshit for June 2021!   Pick #1- IBGard  Pick #2- Pessimists Archive  Pick #3- The Good Place  Pick #4- Chump  Pick #5- World's Greatest Con  Anti-Pick- Infinite 

    #368- Idiot Casual Gamer Recaps E3 (2021 Edition)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2021 40:50


    My thoughts on all the press conferences from E3 2021!

    #367- Swedish Fish Dementia

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2021 15:24


    A preview of Walking Diary #325!

    #366- A World Without Dirt

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2021 18:35


    The Monthly Bullshit for May 2021!   Pick #1- Out of Context Rick and Morty  Pick #2- The Mitchells vs the Machines  Pick #3- The Modern Rogue  Pick #4- We Have Concerns  Pick #5- Death Note  Anti-Pick- The Unholy

    #365- The Tale of the Dirt

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2021 22:33


    AITA: Shitty Parent Edition

    #364- Too Much Rugrats

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2021 18:07


    Stupid News: Sauce Edition

    #363- Listen to Van Canto

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2021 21:27


    The Monthly Bullshit for April 2021!   Pick #1- Chernobyl Status  Pick #2- Chris Stuckmann (YouTube channel)  Pick #3- F**kface  Pick #4- For All Mankind  Pick #5- A Storm to Come  Anti-Pick- Avatar The Last Airbender: Katara and the Pirate's Silver

    #362- Watch Dogs: Legion- It's a Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2021 14:09


    My "review" of Watch Dogs: Legion!

    #361- Avatar Has a Lot of Nazis

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2021 13:23


    My "review" of The Legend of Korra: Ruins of the Empire!

    #360- Everyone Needs Therapy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2021 18:37


    AITA: Baby Edition

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