The Dreams We Had As Children

Send us a textLets talk about a three day trip to Amsterdam, a £27 trip to Africa and some favourite Lee Sutherland quotes. 

Send us a text Looking back at 2024 and ranting about Christmas. 

Send us a textIn this episode, Lewis gives his review of the controversial movie ‘Joker 2'. He then speaks about some of his favourite superhero movies. 

Send us a textIn this episode, Lewis discusses the oasis reunion, his favourite music albums of all time and his morning routine. 

Send us a Text Message.In this episode, Lewis talks about his favourite sitcoms of all time and why you should watch them. Lovely Jubbly! 

Send us a Text Message.In this episode, Lewis talks about his favourite movies of all time. From Pretty Woman to Jaws. Listen in to see if your favourite movie gets a mention. 

Lewis does his first episode in months after being released from prison. He reads over peoples worst date stories, some of them are pretty mad. Enjoy this wee bonus episode.

In this episode, Lewis asks Scott some weird quick fire questions and discuss which celebrities they would and wouldn't have a drink with. 

This week on the podcast, Lewis is joined by Scottish comedian James Gardner. James speaks about his early life as a tv presenter/producer and how he ended up in the world of stand up comedy.  They also discuss worst/best stand up gigs, social media and the art of making strangers laugh. 

In this episode, a drunk Lewis reads through the listeners worst date experiences. From sh*tting yourself in a cafe to your date ditching you for someone else that night. Brilliant.

This week on the podcast, Lewis and Scott discuss things they love and hate starting with L through to Z. Also, Lewis receives an email during the podcast which strikes up a weird obsession. 

In this episode, Lewis and Scott go through the alphabet, discussing something they love and hate starting with that letter! A very original idea. Charles Bronson used to work in Tesco by the way.

In this episode, Lewis and Scott speak about the Scottish holiday 'Pete Burns Day'. They then go on to discuss primary school dinners, school discos and Scott getting his P7 leavers shirt signed only by the Janitor. Heartbreaking.

In this episode Lewis speaks to NovaJewels! Nova is a Scottish Onlyfans Creator, Cam girl and ex wedding co-ordinator. They discuss the sex industry, sugar daddies, Onlyfans and a man sticking his penis in a cage. Brilliant.

This week on the podcast Lewis and Scott speak about Christmas antics and their plans for Hogmanay. Also, Scott gets a mock job interview and tastes a Monster energy drink for the first time. Exciting stuff.

In this episode, Lewis reads over some of the listeners worst date experiences. From unsolicited pictures, a weird soft play date and a first date that went to sh*t...literally. Enjoy. 

In this episode, Lewis and Scott discuss weird cultures around the world including a penis festival in Japan and throwing toddlers in India. Also, Scott speaks about his experience meeting Dwayne ‘The Rock' Johnson. Oh, and a wee music quiz at the end. Class 

In the episode, Lewis and Scott chat about the old days at school and what it would be like going to High School in America. Also, remember when Tom Hardy did CBeebies bed time story? Well Scott had a crack at it…but don't let your kids listen to it. Please.

In this episode, Lewis and Scott prepare for their pub quiz by tackling a general knowledge quiz (an actual adult one, not a kids one) followed by a music quiz. They also discuss their favourite guests at the queens funeral. How you getting on anyway?

This week on the podcast, Lewis speaks to Jordan Robertson -  a business owner and TikTok Star. Jordan speaks to Lewis about being transgender, her successful business, relationships, operations/medication and growing up in sunny Scotland. Stay tuned at the end for some fun questions. Class.

OASIS SPECIAL! This week on the podcast, Lewis is joined by James who has ran 'The Oasis Podcast' for five years! James talks about going to Knebworth to see Oasis in 1996 and Liam Gallagher, only just last week. They also discuss the Gallagher's solo projects, Liams antics, Noels songwriting, the ultimate Oasis line up and their best/worst songs. So yeah, a lot of Oasis chat. Class! 

In this episode, Lewis speaks to Charlotte Rachel. Charlotte is an OnlyFans creator with an online following of 250,00 people. She is also a cam girl, a business woman and a mum. They discuss the weird & wonderful requests and messages she receives every day. How to make 10k a month from OnlyFans, getting stalked by people in her hometown and how one weird request from a fan ended up a little too dirty...class!

A really good first date can make you happier than Billy Elliot tap dancing in the street but a bad date can make you more miserable than a takeaway arriving and its the wrong order. In this episode, the listeners phone in to tell Lewis all about their worst first date stories! Class! 

In this episode, Lewis and Scott discuss their favourite food. The worst food and takeaways of choice. They also talk about times where they tried weird delicacies such as dolphin in Ireland and crow mixed with glass in Dundee. Nom nom. 

Here's a wee bonus episode of us just ranting about things that get on our t*ts in life. Class!

In this episode, the boys reminisce about primary school. The good old days (apparently). Lewis and Scott talk discuss school assemblies, the rotten school lunches, the book fair, weird requests from the janitor, sharpening your pencil to see your pal and when a dug would run wild in the playground. Class! 

In this weeks episode, Lewis and Scott speak about their native country, Bangladesh. Nah they're just speaking about Scotland, that was just a wee joke there. They discuss the worst accents, young teams, burns day, ceilidhs, Scottish misconceptions and who the best/worst Scottish people of all time are. Also, who knew Ghandi was originally from Clydebank. Class.

This week on the podcast, Lewis and Scott speak about sitcoms you must watch before you kick the bucket. They also have a look at where you listeners are from, can you believe we have more listeners in New York than Inverkeithing. Weird to think people are listening to us from one of the most beautiful places in the world…and New York. Class. 

This week on the podcast, Lewis & Scott discuss their top 20 songs of all time! Who will make the cut? Slipknot and Susan Boyle have to be in there somewhere, surely. The boys also discuss overrated and underrated music along with the worst gig they've attended. They also get an angry letter from a not too happy listener…Class.

Titanic! Goodfellas! Forrest Gump! Star Wars! Trainspotting! Are these in Lewis and Scott's top 20 movies? Tune in to hear the boys top 20 movies of all time followed by movies they think are over/underrated. Listen out for some fun movie facts such as; did you know that Andy from Toy Story worked in JD sports but got sacked for writing ‘ANDY' on the sole of every shoe. Force of habit I suppose. At the end the boys play a game where they replace movie titles with the word ‘minge'. Class.

Art attack! Pingu! Brum! Come outside! 50/50! Noddy! How class were these programmes growing up? In this episode, Lewis and Scott talk about the programmes they watched growing up. They also mention all the sweets and snacks which are no longer with us…RIP Mars Delights, Dream bars and Panda Pops, bring them back. The episode is finished with ‘things you wouldn't hear in a Harry Potter movie'. Class! 

HAPPY NEW YEAR! In this episode, Lewis and Scott look back at 2021 discussing the confusing covid rules, celebrities who passed away and how the Loch Ness monster came out as non-binary. The boys answer some questions at the end and list some words that need to be left in 2021 and never said again by any human (Hubby, Steamboats, Nom-Nom…you get the picture). Class. 

Have you circled all the things in the Argos catalogue for your list yet? You bought Brussel sprouts? even though hardly anyone likes them, Have you sent cards to people you don't like? Well you better because ITS CHRISTMAAAAAS! In this episode Lewis & Scott talk about the things they love and hate about Christmas, things you would not hear in the nativity story and weird Christmas cracker jokes. Merry Christmas you wee lovelies. Class.

ITS CHRISTMAAAAAS…well nearly! As it's the build-up to Christmas , Lewis and Scott discuss their favourite festive movies and songs! Followed by some chaotic games of ‘A to Z  of Christmas things' ‘Don't forget the lyrics' and ‘Things you shouldn't say at the Christmas dinner table'. Class.

In this episode, Scott and Lewis discuss underage drinking, stereotypes you meet in any Scottish pub, their favourite alcoholic drinks and hangover cures. The boys also have their first write-in to the show and a second guest joins them for a quick conversation. Class.

Work to live or live to work? Scott and Lewis discuss ‘work' this week. They speak about stereotypes in the workplace, the worst secret santa gifts, work collections (again) and things you should NOT say in a job interview. Class 

FREEDOM! Is haggis overrated? Should Loch Lomond be played at the end of every Scottish wedding? In this episode, Scott and Lewis discuss the great things about being Scottish and the not so great things. Hold on to the end where the boys do a ‘try not to laugh' challenge. Class 

1000 listens! Lewis and Scott give some shoutouts to the listeners after reaching a milestone. The boys then get on a rant about stupid things people put on fb such as questions you can just Google and sharing a post about a missing horse from Ireland. A little bonus feature at the end of the episode is also included. Class

Was High School the best days of your life? Lewis and Scott speak about the joys of school dinners, doing Scottish country dancing with your teachers, that one alcoholic teacher and the anxiety when going in to school with a new haircut. Class. 

Lewis and Scott start a wee podcast. In this podcast we discuss the annoying things in life such as work collections, stupid Facebook posts, awkward moments and looking at old men's genitals in pubs. Class.