The Hyperbaric Goats

We are back for a one off special giving our initial thoughts on the latest Alien film - Romulus ** This is not a review but it does contain spoilers **

This week we join Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner on an adventure so memorable that neither of us remembered any of it. It has gun fights, car chases and Cassandra's dad, but will it earn any Udders?

This week we have a close shave as we review a movie that may have gone under the radar for most horror fans.

The Foo fighters are out to make a hell of an album but things take a turn for the satanic. They have killer riffs but will they slay with a respectable udder score?

This week we check out a modern take on an old genre. It has all the right influences but can it kill it with a top udder score or will we be wishing we could turn back time?

This week we are on a quest for revenge beyond the grave in a gritty British movie that may have gone under the radar. It has little piggies and sugar! But will it leave with any udders?

This week we are keeping things hush hush as we rejoin Emily Blunt in a fight for survival. Silence is golden in this thriller that left us holding our breath, but will it be holding any Udders by the end of our review?

This week we visit the old country for a gritty cat and mouse outing. Featuring a solid cast and a memorable villain, surely it's worthy of a high udder score?

This week we head into the woods to get groovy with some evil spirits. This one is not for the faint of heart! It has ghosts, ghouls and blood, but will it be leaving with any udders?

This week we serve up some prawns in a different type of sci-fi movie. This movie may have been on our "to re watch" list for over a decade but has the wait been worth it?

This week we are getting a sense of déjà vu as we join Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt in a fight for survival against an alien race. They have mechs, they have Bill Paxton but will they earn some Udders?

This week we step into a controversial period on British history as a lone soldier must survive a night in Belfast during the troubles. Will he make it home with some udders to his name?

This week we take a walk in the woods with some hairy folk from the Highlands. Will a team of British soldiers make it through the night with a respectable amount of udders? Tune in to find out.

This week we are surrounded by a-holes in an obscure gem that JT selected for review. It's got Frodo, it's got Slim Shady and it's got Country Music, but will it earn any Udders?

This week we join a bunch of strangers who find themselves trapped in a mysterious maze. If they want to survive and earn some Udders, they will have to work together!

This week we join Rocky Balboa as he gets the chance of a lifetime in a classic underdog story. He's got the heart, he's got the skills but will he get the udders?

This week we celebrate 20 years of Captain Jack Sparrow by looking at the movie that started it all. These pirates plunder gold and rum but will they be sailing away with some coveted udders for their stash?

This week Gaz and Dave assemble a crew of desperate blokes for a novel money making endeavour, they have Tom Jones, Leather Thongs and Clingfilm, but will they be leaving with a strong udder score?

This week we head into the wasteland of weirdness for a punk fuelled overload on the senses. It's got horny kangaroos but will it walk away with any Udders?

This week we delve into seductive horror as a bunch of scientists and a mercenary try to survive a horny alien with extending nipples. How many udders will they earn?

This week we head to the streets of London for some good old fashioned cockney violence. This one has an all star cast delivering the goods but can they gain a respectable udder score?

This week we take a listener request and join Jason Statham for the movie that made him a modern action icon. It's got explosions, grease and strange accents but will it claim a respectable udder score?

This week we join Jason Statham as he reunites with Guy Ritchie for a spy action comedy with an all star cast. It's got wine, banter and bollocks but will it walk away with any Udders?

This week we join a younger Han Solo on his journey to becoming a Legendary scoundrel, he gets a ship, he gets a crew but will he get any udders?

This week we take a look at a movie that has taken the crown as the most awarded movie of all time. It features laundry, taxes and duel wielded dildos, but will it add any udders to its awards?

This week we roll into action with Brad Pitt as he fights his way through Germany during the final days of WW2. He's got a hardened crew, a box of eggs and a stash of whisky, but will he earn some udders?

This week we journey back to the 60s where the life of showbiz is not all it's cracked up to be. We have glitz, glamour and terror, but will there be any udders?

This week we are on an adventure in one of bread's childhood favourites. Featuring magic, monsters, evil queens and even a goat! but how many udders can it earn?

This week we delve into JT's childhood and join Burt Reynolds as he smuggles beer across America. He can outrun the law but can he earn some udders to go with the moustache?

This week Arnie is leading a double life as a spy. He's got gadgets, one liners and dance moves, but does he have what it takes to earn some udders?

This week we are on a rampage in an outrageous action movie chosen by JT himself. It has guns, gore, drugs, energy drinks, country music and suspect CGI, but will it have any udders?

Ralph Fiennes serves up a sinister treat in this week's episode as his guests dine on an exquisite selection, but will there be any udders on the menu?

This week we join James McAvoy and an all-star cast in a dark comedy chosen by JT himself. Will there be plenty of offers awarded? Tune in to find out..

We kick off 2023 by looking at the first movie from Quentin Tarantino. Featuring a great cast and some super sounds of the 70s, but will it earn a respectable udder score?

To celebrate Christmas Day we join Bill Goldberg as he swaps his tights for a sleigh and hat. Lots of seasons beatings will be handed out but will there be any udders?

This week we look at one of the most iconic Christmas movies that everybody loves. But will the goats love it? Tune in to find out.

This week we look at a 'Christmas' movie of a different kind that launched the careers of both Bruce Willis and Alan Rickman. John McClane may have a machine gun, but will he have any udders?

We kick off the Christmas period with a look at a Holiday Special from the MCU. Drax and Mantis head to earth to buy Peter a Christmas Present, but will they find any udders before they bring home the Bacon?

This week Nic Cage is Nic Cage as he heads off to a birthday party hosted by a suspected kidnapper. Will he find the prisoner, sample the cake and earn some udders? Tune in to find out.

This week we go on a trip with Mickey and Mallory knox in a violent assault on the senses that features an all-star cast. But will we be handing out any udders along the way?

This week we prove that romance isn't dead with the help of an all-star cast and Elvis Presley! But will our udders be all shook up? Tune in to find out.

This week we struggle to survive an internet meme for our Halloween special. But will it be trick or teat for this modern horror?

This week we pay a visit to the overlook hotel for a glass of redrum. Will we escape with our sanity? And will there be any udders for the torrance family?

This week there is a vampire next door and it's down to a horror fanatic, a failing actor and a guy with an annoying laugh to stop him! But will they earn some udders during their quest?

This week the goats pass Judgement on 'The Law' himself, Judge Dredd! But how many udders will he earn? Tune in to find out.

This week we celebrate the 40th anniversary of a spooky classic. Ghosts, ghouls and steaks all bring the heebie-jeebies to the goats, but can they earn any udders?

This week we look at a WW2 satire with plenty of laughs as well as a few tears. Featuring a great cast of lovable rogues, will there be plenty of udders to go around? Tune in to find out.

After 20 years, Renton, Spud, Begbie and Sick Boy have the chance to choose life once again, but can old friendships overcome resentment and betrayal? And can they earn a respectable udder score?

This week the goats choose life with a hard hitting ride from the 90s. An all star cast of Britain's finest are on hand but can they grab some udders?

The first rule of fight club is, you have to earn some udders! Can Brad Pitt and Ed Norton deliver the goods in this week's review?

This week we embrace infinite terror in celebration of Event Horizons 25th anniversary. This ship went to hell and brought back something sinister, but did it bring any udders back? Tune in to find out!