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We're back for another live pod this week. Join the lads as we discuss the result vs Kilmarnock at the weekend where Hearts made it four wins on the bounce for the first time in 5 years or so. We also look forward to the Rangers match this coming midweek. There are the usual features of a Tamdown with Ando and Tam also brings us his top 10 players since the turn of the century. All that and more. Enjoy!

Join the lads for another episode as we discuss the recent results and look forward to the game at the weekend. Corbett is mostly positive, Ando is too, Kev is on the fence and Tam is his usual happy clapping self. Enjoy!

Join Corbett, Ando and Kev this week for a review of the win away at Motherwell. That's right! Hearts finally got back to winning ways against a mediocre Motherwell side. We discuss a shape that might finally work, players making improvements, Shankland and his abilities plus Corbett has a Tamdown for tonight. All that and more. Enjoy!

We know everyone really loves it when we have a doom and gloom pod filled with rants and moans about how shite Hearts are...this one is cut from that same cloth! Join the lads as they discuss the fallout from yet another defeat in Glasgow at the hands of one of the Old Firm. You probably don't need a summary of the rest of the contents

No better place to start this week by saying that Corbett is back! He's been away sunning himself in the Caribbean for the past few weeks and building up his rage levels. We've all missed him. Join the lads tonight as we discuss the expected result vs Rangers at the weekend and the slightly more promising result vs Livingston this midweek. We talk about everything that's happening off the park, what's happening on the park, we review the first round of fixtures, preview the semi-final vs Rangers at the weekend and lots of other nonsense in between. Enjoy!

Another week and another miserable performance vs Celtic. Join the lads as they discuss the fallout from that match and try to answer questions such as; why are we so bad? where do we go from here? how long can Naismith stay in the job? who is ultimately at fault? and what will our results be from the upcoming matches across the next two weeks? Another cheery and joyful podcast from your favourite unofficial Hearts podcast. Enjoy!

Another week, another episode full of misery and another week without Corbett. Join the lads as we discuss the result vs Hibs last weekend. We have a statement from Corbett as he goes offline for the next three weeks. Not exactly loads of laughs in this one but this is why you listen to us

We're not sure what happened on last weeks pod but it seems like a band of critters broke in and started speaking shite! We'd like to set the record straight and say that it was all just a joke! We have nothing but belief in the management team….now that's all sorted you can join the lads as they discuss the result at the weekend, recent performances and a look forward to the derby on Saturday. You'll also get an apology from Ando - a very rare thing! Enjoy!

And so the downward spiral continues. Join the lads as we go over the defeat away to St Mirren this weekend. It's a serious one this week. We discuss the failings of the current management and board and what exactly needs to change. It's not quite pant-wetting stuff yet but let's be clear...this is not good enough. Try and enjoy if you can!

Another week, another episode! Join the lads as we discuss the result vs Aberdeen, the change in management structure, injury worries and our general start to the season. We have a special gift for this week as there is no Tam this week as he's off celebrating his birthday. You're welcome! Enjoy!

Another week rolls by...and Hearts are still terrible. We were joined by Scott McIntosh for this one (aka Amoruso Lets It Run). Join the lads for a live show recording this week as we react to the terrible result vs Motherwell at the weekend. We also discuss the ongoing saga with the management team and how much of a farce we look from outside. It's not a pretty or life affirming episode this week but try and enjoy it all the same. Enjoy!

We're back on YouTube for this episode after a few weeks off due to holidays and other stuff. Ando, Tam and Kev are back to discuss the misery of the weekend vs Dundee, what's wrong with us in general, our away record over the last decade and we preview the matches vs PAOK Salonika on Thursday and Motherwell at the weekend. Corbett is out of the country for work so your in the nervous, reckless hands of Tam for this one and for that we apologise in advance. Enjoy!

So we're back again this week with a bit of weird pod for you. This week we talk about how great Hearts are! It's a weird feeling but join Corbett and Kev as they discuss the win vs Rosenborg, the victory vs Partick Thistle, the atmosphere created by the ultras at games this season, wax lyrical about Shankland, Devlin and Kingsley. Plus they preview the game vs PAOK. No Ando or Tam again this week but they'll be back next week to ruin your day. Enjoy!

Another week is in the rear view mirror and it's another week of Hearts killing our hopes and dreams for the season ahead. You've got the pleasure of Corbett and Kev only for this one. Ando is on the road with work and Tam is sunning himself in Marbella on a hen do...or something. The lads talk over the result at the weekend against Kilmarnock, address the red flags that are appearing everywhere and look forward to the matches vs Rosenborg and partick at the weekend. Enjoy!

Join the lads as we pause for a moment of self-reflection and wonder why we were so negative on last weeks pod. The Hearts won again in Perth for the second time in a row after years of being utterly dug shite up there! This week we discuss;

Something slightly different on this episode. This is not a regular episode with all the usual lads but is instead an interview with Corbett and Innes Burns from Untribal Politics to discuss some charitable work that you may see at Tynecastle very shortly. Thanks to Innes for providing his time to speak to us. If you want to reach out to him on socials you can find him on various social channels using the handle @InnesBurns and @UntribalNews

We're back!….and properly this time. We've had a good few weeks off to recharge and gather ourselves ahead of what is likely going to be a big season for the famous Heart of Midlothian Football Club. Join Corbett, Ando and Tam as they kick off the first proper pod of the new season by chatting about;

We're back!

Join the lads for another live pod as we review the season just finished. It's not all doom and gloom as we welcome Corbett back from the subs bench after his near death experience. We go through all of the main talking points this season and what we need to do going forward. We chat through our highs and lows of the season, handbag fights in section G, and Ando getting pissed on! After this episode we'll be taking a few weeks off as a well earned break but we'll back better than ever very soon! Enjoy!

Join the lads for another live pod as we react to the result vs Aberdeen and look forward to the show down with Hibs at the weekend. Enjoy!

Join the lads for another pod as we review the match vs St Mirren at the weekend. We continue to discuss the shambles that is SFA and VAR. We also have a new edition of "Things Corbett Hates" included in this weeks episode...any guesses? It's not the SFA or VAR...

Join the lads as we talk over the result vs Celtic. We also talk at length about that shitehawk outfit from Glasgow that run and ruin our beautiful game. The title says it all for this one

Join the lads as we discuss the game vs Ross County on Saturday. It's pretty much all beer and skittles in terms of the performance but there is still lots to do when it comes to the remainder of the season. Good news....sort of....is that Tam is back for this one on the back of the victory so don't miss out on your chance to give him some abuse! Enjoy!

Join the lads for a live pod recording as we discuss the result in the derby vs Hibs. Not much to enjoy in this one but give it a listen anyway. Enjoy!

Join the lads for a live reaction pod in the wake of Robbie Neilson's sacking. We chat about how we've ended up here as a club, recent performances, dressing room dynamics, the board and where we go from here. Needless to say this one has a lot of strong opinions...and, for once, a happy Corbett! Enjoy!

Well the trip on the train into the jaws oh hell continues for the famous Heart of Midlothian Football Club. Another week, another disappointing shit show from our team. Join the lads as we discuss the insipid performance vs Kilmarnock. We've retired the bleep button for this one so be prepared for some colourful language....you have been warned! Enjoy!

This is going to be a tough listen folks - just warning you now. After that absolute shit show in Aberdeen we bring some of the traditional doom and gloom that you're used to hearing from the biggest and best unofficial Hearts podcast. Enjoy!

We're back after some downtime! Join Corbett and Tam for a moan about everything that's happened to Hearts across the last 2-3 weeks. Enjoy!

Good old Hearts are back to winning way with a victory against the gang of hammer throwers from Dundee. They well and truly got what they deserved!....total gang of a club. Anyway, the lads discuss the victory over them and the recent defeat to Rangers on this weeks episode. Enjoy! This weeks episode was sponsored by Stjärna Apparel. Check out their website over at https://www.stjarnaapparel.co.uk/ and use code thisismystory for 10% off your next purchase!

Welcome to another live podcast recording. This was recorded on Tuesday 31st January, a few days after the uninspiring 0-0 draw at Livingston. We welcome back Tam after a few weeks of absence and more than make up up for all the abuse he's missed out on. Coming up on this weeks pod;

Another week and another fantastic result for the famous HMFC. Join the lads as we bask in the glory of pumping our neighbours from across the city. An absolutely stunning result and loads to talk about. Coming up on this weeks pod;

Another episode from your favourite unofficial Hearts podcast. Ando made a total 'Helen Hunt' of his audio which took a few minutes to fix so be patient with the first few mins of this episode as he sounds like a Dalek and it's nippy as f***. Coming up this week;

Slightly delayed audio version of episode 108. Due to technical issues this never posted when it was supposed to and we've only just noticed. Join the lads for another live broadcast pod this week. Recorded on Sunday night the day after the 1-1 draw away at St Mirren the lads discuss the game and run through a Q&A session. Thanks to everyone who took part in the chat and submitted questions on Twitter. Enjoy!

C'mon the Gorgie!!

We're back with another episode right in time for Christmas festivities. Just the three hosts tonight. Corbett didn't make it tonight as he was too busy getting his hair done. Instead you're in the less than capable hands of Tam, Ando and Kev.

We're kind of back to normal this week. We're back on screen, Ando is back, Tam is still a liability and Kev bores the arse off everyone. You're welcome!

Something slightly different for you all this week. The lads decided to do a pod in person rather than online. It was filmed for YouTube but Tam made such an arse of it that we can only release the audio version. Join Corbett, Shanks, Tam and Kev for this one.

Apologies for the delay in getting this episode published. Our platform provider has suffered a few issues over this last week which we've only just managed to have fixed. ******************************* To celebrate our 100th episode we have none other than the man, the myth, the legend, the hammer of the Hibs, the great man himself…John Robertson! It was our honour and privilege to be joined by the greatest Hearts player of all time. Robbo speaks about growing up in Edinburgh and signing for Hearts through to winning the Scottish Cup in '98 and everything else in between. It was fantastic of John to give up over two hours of his time to speak to us and are sincerely grateful. It was a true fanboy moment for Ando and Corbett! Get comfy, whack up the volume and enjoy the chat with Hearts legend. Enjoy!

We're finally back on YouTube! Ando and Corbett have been off on holiday as you know, and that daft wee ride Tam couldn't be trusted to work the video recordings on his own. Now that normal service has been restored, we bring you some visual goodness once again. Coming up this week;

We'll start off this week with an apology...a sincere one. With Ando and Corbett still offshore you've been left with the "drip tray" of podcasting talent! That's right...Tam and Kev are flying solo on this one. Once again we are all incredibly sorry for that! Coming up on this weeks pod;

We're scraping the barrel this week. Corbett and Ando are both on holiday so you are in the capable hands of Tam - this isn't his first rodeo but it might sound like it!

Looks like we're back to the good old day of Hearts being absolutely murder! It's been a week since our last episode, we've played two games and no wins to show for it. When Hearts are shite they are really shite. But don't worry your favourite unofficial Hearts podcast is back to discuss it all. It's a special intercontinental episode

We survived the boredom of the international break and we're back.... with a flop! It's not all beer and skittles being a Hearts fan as we found out on Saturday. We're not gonna bring you down too much with the result against Rangers. Instead, we discuss all the other news out of Tynecastle and rip the fish out of Tam and Kev for a bit. Coming up this week.

Two wins from two games this week for the Jam Tarts! Your favourite unofficial Hearts podcast is back to cover all the latest news from Tynecastle. It's just a three ball tonight, and that's nothing to do with Tam's testicles! Join Ando, Corbett and Kev for;

Tam made an arse of the audio on our last episode - this is a republish with the clean audio. Another week packed full of misery from your favourite unofficial Hearts podcast! It's not all doom and gloom but it's mostly terrible

Another week rolls by and it was another shite result for the famous HMFC. Most of the hosts made it to Almondvale for the match vs Livingston at the weekend but not all have made it as far as tis episode. Shanks is still out and Tam is in his safe space with his emotional support teddy feeling under the weather. Coming up on this weeks pod;

We're back with another episode and this week we have a full house. We've been kicking over rocks for weeks and weeks looking for Shanks and we finally found him! He's not any better than the last time we had him on mind you! Coming up on this weeks episode;

Another week, another pod. Not been the best week for results but we charge on anyway. Join the lads this week as we cover;

Another week rolls by and and another episode drops for you right in time for the weekend. Join the lads as we cover all the news from the last week including;

About this time last season we brought you a special interview with Super Joe Savage. Well we only went and got him again for another chat. You won't want to miss this one as Corbett talks to Joe about the clubs plans and ambition for the season ahead. We'd like to thank Joe for taking time out his busy schedule to sit down and chat to us. It really is appreciated! Also a massive shout out to Cat McCallum and everyone else at Hearts that was involved in organising the interview and a big thank you to Grant Kilpatrick for his amazing work on the videography. Enjoy!

Another week, another episode and another win for the famous Heart of Midlothian FC. It was a hard fought game on Saturday and we'll bring you our take on it along with some features and nonsense chat. Coming up this week;