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On today's cathartic episode of Turtle Time - "Mr. and Mrs. Send It" - we break down all of the hottest news items of the week like the Paige DeSorbo / Kinder Bueno ad that will be "scoring points" with candy bar heads at the Big Game this year, as well as the OG RHONY cast defecting over to the E! network for their new show, The Golden Life. (00:00 - 23:10) We then break down Andy Cohen's sit down with Karen Huger for the Real Housewives of Potomac season finale. (23:10) Then we rip into the season 10 premiere of Summer House and dissect every aspect of it. (37:20) And then finally with our remaining energy, we recap this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 12 episode 9 - "What Happens at Tobin's". (01:38:55) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Amy and Riley discuss the 2008 film, Twilight, as part of our ongoing Villa Rosa Film Society series. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Screening Room VIP to hear the full episode. We'll be releasing film discussions each month. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Amy and Riley discuss Tom Schwartz' despicable treatment of Katie after Randall Emmett's cop prank on Tom Sandoval. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Money Queen and Co. " - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Barry Keoghan's new hairstyle that makes him look sort of like Ringo from The Beatles, and much, much more. (00:00 - 24:10) We then discuss this week's episode (season 11, episode 9) of Southern Charm - "Austen's Brackish New Bowtie". (24:10) And finally, we discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 7) - "Disregulated". (01:12:10) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's soon to be award-winning episode of Turtle Time - "The Cherry on Todd" - we break down all of the hottest news items of the week like Kendall Jenner's new provocative ad campaign, the Summer House season 10 sneak peek, and Carl Radke's new podcast, More Life with special guest Kyle Cooke. (00:00 - 17:50) We then talk about this week's wonderful episode Real Housewives of Potomac (S10 E16) - "Wandering Land" (17:50) And then recap this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 12 episode 8 - "The Black Sheep Bar and Grill". (31:00) And finally, we discuss Part 3 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 6 reunion. (56:25) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Amy and Riley theorize on the Austin Powers film franchise and its impact on Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
In this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Craig's Enemy" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Marysol Patton resurrecting her deceased mother to sell caviar, Tom Sandoval's descent into Hell on House of Villains, and what it would be like if Tom Cruise went to Trader Joe's. (00:00 - 30:25) We then discuss this week's episode (S11 E8) of Southern Charm - "A Tough Conversation". (30:30) And finally, we discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 6) - "Psychic Summer". (01:14:45) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's soon to be award-winning episode of Turtle Time - "Barlow's Burner" - we break down all of the hottest news items of the week including the fallout from Kyle Cooke and Amanda Batula's separation announcement, Ben Affleck's respectful reaction to not knowing Lisa Barlow, Venus Brinkley's comments about Scheana Shay, and the Victoria Beckham wedding dance that's going viral. (00:00 - 26:00) We then discuss the latest developments on this week's episode Real Housewives of Potomac (S10 E15) - "The Better of our Angels" (26:00) We then discuss this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 12 episode 7 - "The Only Fans of Chris and Jason". (42:10) And finally, we discuss Part 2 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 6 reunion. (01:14:50) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Enter the Turtle Time Situation Room with us as we discuss Amanda Batula and Kyle Cooke's separation and what it means for our lives. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
In this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Salley Collects Chickens for the Chicken Coop" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Harry Styles bringing disco back, the Ultimate Road Trip cast announcement, Luann DeLesseps kissing someone, and Ariana Madix and Tom Sandoval officially ending Scandoval by agreeing to a settlement. (00:00 - 26:20) We then discuss this week's episode (S11 E7) of Southern Charm - "Counting Your Chickens Before They Hatch". (26:20) And finally, we discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 5) - "Vexed at the Vortex ". (01:05:00) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's ground-breaking episode of Turtle Time - "The Business of Being Barlow" - we break down all of the hottest news items of the week including Katie Ginella getting fired from RHOC and Paige DeSorbo saying her boyfriend's name on Giggly Squad as well as an in-depth review of James Cameron's latest film, Avatar: Fire and Ash. (00:00 - 00:00) We then discuss the latest developments on Real Housewives of Potomac. (32:05) We then discuss this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 12 episode 6 - "The Formosa Film Festival". (42:40) And finally, we discuss Part 1 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 6 reunion. (01:22:00) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Amy and Riley provide an assessment of Dayna, Max, and Brett's performance on season 8 of Vanderpump Rules. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
In this very special episode of Turtle Time - "The Birth of Sutton Brown" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like the upcoming Oscar race and whether Jay Kelly has what it takes, Andy Cohen getting a garbage can named after him, and RHOC's Gina Kirschenheiter getting engaged. (00:00 - 22:20) We then talk our asses off while talking about this week's episode (S11 E6) of Southern Charm - "A Medium Rare Kind of Steak" (22:20). And finally, we discuss this week's episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 4) - "The Birth of Sutton Brown". (59:20) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's ground-breaking episode of Turtle Time - "The Sisters of Salt" - we break down all of the hottest news items of the week including Lisa Hochstein and Jody breaking up, Todd Nepola dropping his lawsuit against Bravo with prejudice, and we break down the RHOSLC S6 Reunion trailer. (00:00 - 34:55) We then discuss this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 12 episode 5 - "A Bro Code Broken". (34:55) And finally, we discuss the season 6 finale of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6 - "A Tragedy in Greece". (01:14:05) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Amy and Riley discuss Nathalie consoling Lisa Vanderpump after the unexpected passing of her mother. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's wonderful, exclusive episode of Turtle Time - "Betrayal at Barney's Beanery" - we break down all of the hottest news items of the week including Kyle Richards and Mauricio getting cozy by the fire on New Years Eve, Antonia Gorga getting a lot of presents from Santa, and Heather Dubrow potentially joining the cast of RHOBH. (00:00 - 23:35) We then recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 15 - "The Quiet Spa". (23:35) And finally, we discuss this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 12 episode 4 - "The New DJ". (51:00) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
For the third time ever, Amy and Riley unlock the gates of Villa Rosa to provide the Little Turtle Cutie community with this free, full-length episode from our Patreon. Sit back and enjoy the life of a Villa Rosa VIP as we recap Vanderpump Rules season 7, episode 1 - "A Decent Proposal" in which Jax proposes to Brittany at the Malibu Crab Hut. If you enjoyed this full-length episode and want to become a cherished Villa Rosa VIP, join the Turtle Time Patreon to hear our entire archive and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We proudly present to you the second official Turtle Time Q&A. We answer all of your most burning questions starting with the most sexy question all the way to the least sexy. We hope you enjoy all of these answers and they tide you over until we have normal episodes again. If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
It's Christmas Eve and not a creature is stirring except for us as we recap this wonderful Christmas-themed episode of Real Housewives of New York City - "December: Berkshires County" (S8 E9). We hope this bring you joy during this Christmas holiday and we want to thank you all for supporting Turtle Time this year. We love you all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
In this very special episode of Turtle Time - "UnStracke Yourself " - we discuss Alejandro G. Iñárritu's new film, Digger, NeNe Leakes potentially joining Ultimate Road Trip, Joe Gorga preparing this year's Feast of Seven Fishes, for his sister, Teresa, and even more exciting news than that if you listen. (00:00 - 19:00) We then vicariously party our asses off while talking about this week's episode (S11 E5) of Southern Charm - "Craig's Shitty Paige-less Pool Party." (19:05). And finally, we discuss this week's episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 3) - "A Match Made in Hell!" (52:25) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's wonderful, exclusive episode of Turtle Time - "We Need To Talk About Meredith" - we break down all of the hottest news items of the week including The Traitors season 4 trailer, the Avatar: Fire and Ash advance reviews, and Todd Bradley and Bronwyn Newport getting a divorce. (00:00 - 23:00) We then provide our thoughts on the two episodes of RHOP we missed. (23:05) And then discuss this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 12 episode 3 - "Dated But Related". (40:30) And finally, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 14 - "My Big Fat Greek Cooking Class". (01:05:15) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
In this very special episode of Turtle Time - "A Beast at the Literary Feast" - we discuss Kyle Cooke slamming a Truly at 5:30am and falling asleep on someone's couch, and Jen Shah flying the coop (prison) and getting out way early by having some of the best behavior in the world. We also mention the staggering box office numbers for Zootopia 2. (00:00 - 23:35) We then vicariously party our asses off while talking about this week's episode (S11 E4) of Southern Charm - "What Moveable Beast Slouches Toward Charleston to Be Born" (23:35). And finally, we discuss this week's episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 2) - "Tom Girardi's Horrible 86th Birthday" (58:05) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.
Amy and Riley discuss the horrendous character work that Jax, Schwartz, Sandoval, and Beau employ for their "old men" disguises during Jax's bachelor party. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Clash of the Titans" - we talk about going to a wonderful Vanderpump Rules party at SUR (10:10) , and then we break down the Summer House season 10 trailer. (24:35) We then talk about this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 12 episode 2 - "Audrey's 22nd Birthday" and how much our judgement is now clouded after having met most of them. (38:10) And finally, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 13 - "Greek for the Week". (01:17:17) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
In this very special episode of Turtle Time - "The Battle of Rufio and Hermione" - Amy and Riley talk about so much news it will have your head spinning. News items such as Lindsay Hubbard and Mr. Bananas' war of words, Austen Kroll's Raising Cane's sponsorship that stars a familiar Christmas icon, Countess Luann's US Weekly cover, and Quentin Tarantino's awful denigration of Paul Dano's acting skills are all covered extensively. (00:00 - 34:05) We then vicariously party our asses off while talking about this week's very fun episode (S11 E3) of Southern Charm - "Whitney's Literary Birthday Party" (34:10). And finally, we discuss the delightful season 15 premiere of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - "The Annulment of Sutton Stracke". (01:28:30) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Vanderpump's New Rules" we talk about Steve McBee reporting to prison with the help of Todd Chrisley's tips, Jen Shah never coming back to RHOSLC, Southern Charm's Taylor Ann Green and Salley Carson's feud (00:00 - 29:10), and then we breeze through a quick recap of this week's awful Real Housewives of Potomac episode and why it's particularly bad. (29:10) We then talk about the much-anticipated season 12 premiere of Vanderpump Rules and what we've lost and what we've gained in this new era. (37:20) And finally, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 12 - "The Boston Spill the Tea Party". (01:16:25) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Amy and Riley discuss Brittany Cartwright getting upset about people being critical of her and Jax's relationship. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
In this very special post-Thanksgiving episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the odd Vanderpump Rules tribute special - "Raise Your Glasses to 11 Seasons" and debate why it exists. (00:00 - 23:10) And then we vicariously party our asses off while talking about this week's very fun episode of Southern Charm. (23:10). If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The End of Crazy Rich Asians" - we discuss Jenna Lyons being fired / quitting RHONY, Jen Shah being released from prison soon, Gia Giudice winning Special Forces, and much more! (00:00 - 27:55) We then quickly discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 8 - "We Need To Talk About Thiemo" (27:55) And finally, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 11 - "The Second Lunch". (55:15) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Amy and Riley discuss what "demoted" means in the VPR universe. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Whitney's Lair" - we discuss Mauricio Umansky's hot as hell cover for People magazine and our night at the YouTube screening of Wicked: For Good. (00:00 - 30:20). And after all of that we discuss the season 11 premiere of Southern Charm. (30:20) And finally, we take one last bite of the orange by discussing part 3 of the Real Housewives of Orange County season 19 reunion. (01:02:10) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
In this teaser from our Patreon recap of BravoCon 2025, we discuss getting our energy back after a day without water in our hotel. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Church of Mary Cosby" - we discuss the news from BravoCon 2025 which includes the Lindsay Hubbard / Tom Sandoval hotel fight, the Madison LeCroy / Sai De Silva feud, Shep Rose ranting about Paige DeSorbo and much more! (00:00 - 38:35) We then quickly discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 7 - "The Return of Ash T.O.P. (38:35) And finally, we recap this week's disappointing episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 10 - "The Gilded Church". (52:00) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Night at Mastro's" - we discuss Heather Gay saying again that she had sex with Captain Jason, the new RHONY casting rumors, and Dolores and Paulie from RHONJ getting engaged. (00:00 - 15:45). And after all of that we give our thoughts on the Dr. Wendy Osefo episode of Wife Swap: The Real Housewives Edition. (15:45) We then discuss part 2 of the Real Housewives of Orange County season 19 reunion. (27:35) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Unflyable Meredith Marks" - we discuss Tom Schwartz' new soft launched girlfriend, Captain Jason refuting Heather Gay's claim that they made love, and Cole McBee getting engaged! (00:00 - 21:55) We then quickly discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 6 - "Suns Out, Buns Out" . (21:25) And finally, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 9 - "The Death of a Unicorn". (41:15) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
In this teaser from our Patreon recap of "Training Days" (Season 8, Episode 2) of Vanderpump Rules, we discuss Lisa Vanderpump making Ariana Madix grovel for her job back. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram.277 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Tamra Grudge Won't Budge" - we discuss Lisa Barlow providing new evidence from Todd Newport's infamous date, Christina Applegate's strong words for the cast of RHOSLC, and a possible reconciliation for Teresa Guidice and Joe Gorga. (00:00 - 20:40). And after all of that we give our thoughts on the Emily Simpson episode of Wife Swap: The Real Housewives Edition. (20:40) We then discuss part 1 of the Real Housewives of Orange County season 19 reunion. (30:35) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "We Need to Talk About Todd" - we discuss our thoughts on the Vanderpump Rules season 12 trailer, the RHOBH trailer, Brittany Cartwright's Victorian vampire party, and JT Thomas getting the hell out of the county. (00:00 - 35:25) We then quickly discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 5 - "Alexander Hamilton's House". (35:25) And finally, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 8 - "Making Out and F***ing". (54:40) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
In this teaser from our Patreon recap of the Season 8 premiere of Vanderpump Rules, we discuss whether or not Dayna Kathan and Peter Madrigal made out in the bathroom at the Mondrian. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time -"Gretchen's Last Supper" - we start by talking about Tom Schwartz' huge kickflip outside of TomTom, the RHOC reunion trailer, Andy Cohen's Call Her Daddy interview (00:00 - 18:00) and Melissa Gorga's episode of Wife Swap: Real Housewives Edition (18:10)We then discuss this week's revelatory episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19 finale) - "Tamra's Grudge". (26:10)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Amy and Riley talk about various films for 7 minutes! If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Conwyn Fraudport" - we talk about Mike Shay DJ'ing Tamra Judge's RHOC reunion party, the RHOC reunion outfits, and the RHONY reunion at Andy Cohen's 10-year Radio Andy anniversary. (00:00 - 15:00)We then discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 4 - "The Empty Card". (15:00)And finally, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 7 - "The Source of All the Dirt". (46:54)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time -"While the Wife is Away, Angie K will Play" - we start by discussing Ken Burns again, then Sean Penn again, and then Charlie Sheen. (00:00 - 27:00) And after all of that we give our thoughts on the first episode of Wife Swap: The Real Housewives Edition starring Angie K. (27:50)We then discuss this week's insufferable episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 16) - "Only One More After This". (42:40)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "No Soup For Us" - we talk about Mr. Scorsese, the new documentary on Martin Scorsese, Richard Linklater's upcoming double feature, Next Gen NYC season 2 filming, and Heather Gay's new show, Surviving Mormonism. (00:00 - 37:00)We then briefly discuss this week's awful episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 3 - "Checking In Again on The Chin Check". (37:00)And finally, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 6 - "So Long, Soup Man". (57:25)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this teaser from our Patreon recap of the Season 7 finale of Vanderpump Rules, we discuss Scheana Shay adopting Adam Spott a penguin but never giving it to him. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram.v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "O.C., The McBee's, and Marysol's Knees" - we start by discussing Steve McBee Sr.'s sentencing to prison for two years, McBee Dynasty getting renewed for Season 3, and the US Weekly cover dedicated to RHOSLC. (00:00 - 24:50)We then discuss this week's horrendous episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 15) - "Shannon Eats a Weed Muffin". (24:50)And finally, we say goodbye to this season of RHOM, by recapping the final part of the Real Housewives of Miami season 7 reunion, and give out our first letter grade for the entire season. (53:50)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Soup Man Cometh" - we talk about Dr. Wendy Osefo and Happy Eddie being booked on felony fraud charges, Ariana Biermann and Hudson McLeroy breaking up, and the viral disinfectant ad that's "cleaning up" against the competition. (00:00 - 24:15)We then discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - "It Was Mint To Be". (24:15)And finally, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 5 - "The Gift Horse ". (51:45)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On this week's Vanderpump Rules recap of the episode, "Brittany and the Beast" (Season 7, Episode 20), we discuss Brittany Cartwright's fascination with "Beauty and the Beast" and how it applies to her and Jax's relationship. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Tale of Julia and the Haitian Mortician" - we start by discussing Hilaria Baldwin's elimination on Dancing with the Stars after her enchanting dance to the Star Wars Cantina Theme Song, and then we break down the Southern Charm season 11 trailer. (00:00 - 18:30)We then recap the second part of the Real Housewives of Miami season 7 reunion - "Adriana's Heart". (18:30)And finally, we discuss this week's dreadful episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 14) - "Hoedown Showdown". (51:20)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Muzzy Dearest" - we talk about Brittany Cartwright possibly getting surgery to remove her implants, Johnny J and Alexis Bellino getting married, Southern Charm coming back for season 11, and the latest in the Scheana Shay / Lala Kent war. (00:00 - 24:10)We then discuss the season 10 premiere of the Real Housewives of Potomac - "The Second Blooming of Ashley Darby". (24:10)And finally, we discuss this week's wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 4 - "Shiny Pretty Hair". (51:45)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Basquiat's Godmother" - we start by discussing Hilaria Baldwin's performance on Dancing with the Stars, Taylor Swift's potential lyrical feud with Charlie XCX, and the ongoing rivalry between Cardi B and Nicki Minaj. (00:00 - 14:15)We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 12) - "Let Them Make Cake". (14:15)And finally, we recap the first part of the Real Housewives of Miami season 7 reunion - "What Happened in the Hamptons". (1:00:00)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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