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On today's special episode of Turtle Time - "Bye Bye House" - we begin by discussing the In The City premiere party in New York City as well as Andy Cohen's trip to the DMV. (00:00 - 22:35) Then we dedicate all of our hearts and minds to discussing the season 10 finale of Summer House - "The Summer Before the Fall" - and recap every single moment in it. (22:35) And then we break down the Summer House Season 10 Reunion trailer! (01:26:30) And then finally we hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to recap the season 1 premiere of In The City. (01:38:30) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Raquel and James get a second opinion from Dr. Paul Nassif on Raquel's botched nose job. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's award-winning episode of Turtle Time - "The Dark Side of Danny Drunko " - we begin by talking about all of the latest news like Ciara Miller correcting TMZ's false reporting, James Kennedy getting a baby, and other stuff. (00:00 - 25:30) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 7) - "Please Give Him Lala". (25:30) And then, we give RHORI season 1, episode 7 - "Waterslides for Thee" - a little pop in. (01:21:20) And then finally, we discuss RHOA season 17, episode 6 - "A Clean Room" - for a short amount of time. (01:40:40) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Show less Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's special episode of Turtle Time - "A Little More Going On" - we begin by breaking down all of the latest news like the rumors that Jenn Fessler cheated on her husband of 27 years with West Wilson after the Bravo Watch Party in 2024, Amy getting to see Jesse Solomon live, the Next Gen NYC season 2 trailer, the McBee Dynasty season 3 trailer, and even more news than that! (00:00 - 55:55) And then we dedicate all of our hearts and minds to discussing this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 15 - "The Summer of our Discontent" - and recap every single moment in it. (55:55) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Schwartz and Sandoval immediately clash with their new partner, Greg, while discussing the concept of their new bar. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "The Eye of Kristen" - we discuss all of the hottest news on the planet which consists of someone from the new RHONY having a birthday party, Steven McBee Jr. checking himself into a treatment facility, Katie Maloney discussing her story on House of Stassi, and much more! (00:00 - 22:00) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 6) - "The Train to San Diego". (22:00) And then, we recap Part 3 of the season 15 reunion of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. (1:10:30) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Amy and Riley discuss the film, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, as part of our ongoing Villa Rosa Film Society series. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Screening Room VIP to hear the full episode. We'll be releasing film discussions each month. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's award-winning episode of Turtle Time - "Lindsay Hubbard's Second Annual Freedom Dinner " - we begin by talking about all of the latest news like Kyle Cooke and Carl Radke joining Saturday Night Live as cast members, the hottest Met Gala looks, and E!'s The Golden Life trailer featuring the legacy RHONY cast. (00:00 - 21:05) And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 15 - "The Lost Supper" - and recap every single moment in it. (21:05) And then, we give RHORI season 1, episode 6 a little pop in. (01:21:35) And then finally, we discuss RHOA season 17, episode 5 for a short amount of time. (01:33:55) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Lisa Vanderpump serves tea and then gets "tea" spilled when she learns about Brock Davies' past. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "The One Where Kathy Hilton Goes on the AI Jello Diet" - we discuss all of the hottest news on the planet which consists of In The City adding new scenes to incorporate the so-called Amanda Goes West controversy, Lindsay Hubbard on WWHL, and Amanda Batula using Kyle Cooke as a decoy by kissing him at brunch on the patio of Balthazar. (00:00 - 27:20) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 5) - "The Family Feuds". (27:20) And then, we recap Part 2 of the season 15 reunion of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. (1:14:05) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Ciara's Person" - we begin by talking about all of the latest news like the leaks from the Summer House reunion, Steven McBee Jr. ending his relationship with his girlfriend, and Michelle Saniei dating Dr. Dre. (00:00 - 42:15) And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 13 - "The Soft Launch of Soft Bar" - and recap every single moment in it. (42:15) And then, we give RHORI season 1, episode 5 a little pop in. (01:44:00) And then finally, we discuss RHOA season 17, episode 4 for a short amount of time. (02:10:10) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
James Kennedy forges an ill-fated brotherhood with Tom Sandoval and remarks on how expensive Raquel's diamond ring is. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "The Shadow Over the Valley" - we discuss all of the latest news including Sonic debuting their new Frozen Refreshers, Ciara Miller joining Dancing with the Stars next season, and the Summer House season 10 reunion seating chart. (00:00 - 37:10) As Turtle Time continues like a freight train at full speed, we discuss this week's demoralizing episode The Valley (season 3, episode 4) - "Reverse Bill Clinton" and what can be done to fix this franchise. (37:10) And then, we recap Part 1 of the season 15 reunion of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. (1:16:50) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Can We Just Be Best Friends Again?" - we begin by talking about all of the latest developments in the so-called Amanda Goes West scandal including West and Amanda kissing at a Yankees game, Kyle Cooke kissing at a Page Six party, and new details about the timeline. (00:00 - 32:00) And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 12 - "Apologies" - and recap every single moment in it. (32:00) And then, we give RHORI season 1, episode 4 a little pop in. (01:50:35) And then finally, we discuss RHOA season 17, episode 3 for a short amount of time. (02:10:10) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Amy and Riley reflect on the legacy of Brock Davies and his horrible relationship with Scheana's mom. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Amy and Riley reflect on the legacy of Schwartz and Sandy's and its reviled name. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Escape to Booko Mountain" - we discuss all of the latest news like Lisa Hochstein getting a mug shot, Luke from Summer House running for Congress, and other things. (00:00 - 20:20) As Turtle Time continues like a freight train at full speed, we discuss this week's dull episode The Valley (season 3, episode 3) - "Zero Lounge" and what is going still wrong with the franchise. (20:20) And then, we recap the season 15 finale of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - "PK-ing Up the Pieces". (1:12:25) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Sanctity of the Summer House" - we begin by talking about the RHOP casting news, Southern Charm filming season 12, and Lena Dunham cheating on Jack Antonoff. (00:00 - 14:45) And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 11 - "What Happens in Vegas" - and recap every single moment in it. (14:45) And then, we give RHOA season 17, episode 2 a little pop in. (01:21:00) And then finally we give RHORI season 1, episode 3 a little pop as well. (01:32:00) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. Riley also had a Diet Coke this episode, but normally he has better takes than this. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Ball Brothers 2: Dr. Turek's Revenge" - we discuss the latest developments in the unfolding Wilson-Batula Betrayal, as well as Bethenny Frankel's social media content. (00:00 - 27:10) As Turtle Time continues like a freight train at full speed, we discuss this week's horrifying episode The Valley (season 3, episode 2) - "Post-Mortem" and what is going still wrong with the franchise. (27:10) And then, we recap this week's dull episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 17) - "Dorit vs. Kyle and Her Army of Soldiers". (1:10:30) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Carl's A Mess and Kyle is Stressed" - we begin by talking about all of the latest updates from The Batula-Wilson Betrayal and many, many other things that are newsworthy. (00:00 - 31:20) And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 10 - "The One Where Kyle Has a Little More Going On Than You Would Think" - and recap every single moment in it. (31:30) And then we give RHORI season 1, episode 2 a little pop in. (01:28:25) And then finally, we give the season 17 premiere of RHOA a little pop in as well. (01:42:55) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. Riley also had a Diet Coke this episode, but normally he has better takes than this. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On our recap of the Season 9 premiere of Vanderpump Rules, we discuss James and Max's legendary fight. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "A Summer House in Shambles" - we discuss the latest developments in the West and Amanda saga and also touch on Sai De Silva getting divorced. (00:00 - 34:20) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss the lackluster season 3 premiere of The Valley and what is going wrong with the franchise. (34:20) And then, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 16) - "End Kyle". (1:05:30) And then finally we discuss our thoughts on the new show, The Real Housewives of Rhode Island. (01:21:40) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "My Mate's Missus" - we begin by talking about the biggest Bravo news in years - Amanda and West dating and provide all of the latest updates. And also say a huge happy birthday to Mr. Feeny who just turned 99. (00:00 - 33:05) And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 9 - "A Little More Going On" - and recap every single moment in it. (33:05) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. Riley also had a Diet Coke this episode, but normally he has better takes than this. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Enter the Turtle Time Situation Room with us as we discuss Amanda Batula and West Wilson announcing that they are in a relationship. If you enjoyed this breaking news update and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We discuss the West Wilson and Amanda Batula hookup rumors and how they make us feel. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Shep's Toast" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Andy Cohen getting mad at Sarah Michelle Gellar, how we both go to sleep at night, and the RHONJ casting news.(00:00 - 23:35) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss the final part of the Southern Charm season 11 reunion and assess the season overall. (23:35) And then lastly, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 15) - "To Be or to Chat GPT". (01:16:00) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Kyle is Cooked" - we begin with some of the most vital news you've ever heard in your life - Margaret Josephs leaving RHONJ, the 20th anniversary of RHOC's premiere, and RHOM potentially not being cancelled. (00:00 - 30:25) And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 8 - "What Hath Kyle Wrought" - and recap every single moment in it. (30:25) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "The Magician from Nashville" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Project Hail Mary, Spider-Man, and Martha Stewart's cameo on the upcoming season of RHONY. (00:00 - 28:25) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss the first part of the Southern Charm season 11 reunion. (28:25) And then lastly, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 14) - "A Kyle Cold War". (01:20:45) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Spin Thy Bottle" - we begin with some of the most vital news you've ever heard in your life - Austen Kroll's new cat food sponsorship, the RHOBH season 15 reunion seating chart, Lisa Vanderpump getting interviewed in London, and Banksy's unmasking. (00:00 - 34:55) And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's wonderful episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 7 - "Marry a DJ" - and recap every single moment in it. (35:30) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz scrub the SUR toilets and engage in "toilet humor". Also, Jax Taylor has to take a spoonful of bitter medicine when Sandoval hosts a rival pool party. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Craig's Lost Souls" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Harrison Ford doing the press run of the century, Kyle Cooke saying he's attracted to Maura from Traitors, and we give a whole-hearted congratulations to Cole McBee for having another child on the way. (00:00 - 21:25) As the Turtle Time continues, we discuss the season 11 finale of Southern Charm - "Salley Season". (21:25) And then lastly, we discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 13) - "A Night at the Opera". (01:14:40) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Bailey Blows It Big Time With Ben" - we begin with some of the most vital news you've ever heard in your life - Jax and Brittany's custody deal, the new RHONY cast with Carole Radziwill, Scheana Shay saying Lisa Vanderpump wanted Lala to have sex with Tom Sandoval, and that's just the start of it! (00:00 - 23:25) And then we ramp up by talking about this week's phenomenal episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 6 - "The End of Bailey and Ben " - and recap every single moment in it. (23:30) And that's not all! We give our final thoughts on the Vanderpump Rules season 12 reunion (01:14:10) and the final part of the RHOP season 10 reunion. (01:28:25) If you love Turtle Time, you're going to love this episode where we talk about a lot of stuff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Jax Taylor roars life back into Vanderpump Rules season 8 by having a complete meltdown about having to go to a Malibu beach to pick up trash. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We are going BELOW DECK for the first time and we never want to come back up! That's right - for the first time in Turtle Time history, we're recapping the Below Deck franchise, with the Below Deck: Down Under x Real Housewives of Salt Lake City crossover event of the century. So grab your floatie couture, make sure your anchor doesn't whinge, and sail away with us on a Turtle Time Trip that will hopefully make you okay with the fact that we didn't recap Southern Charm or Beverly Hills this week. If you enjoyed this special episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Last Duel for Ciara's Heart" - we have Summer House fever! That's right - we are dedicating an entire episode to Summer House with only 10 minutes of shitty non-Bravo news! So get ready for a major recap of this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 5 - "Medieval Times" which is so detailed it's basically like we were on an Arthurian quest to dissect the shit out of it. If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Dr. Craigy and Mr. Craig" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like (15:45) As the episode continues, we discuss this week's episode of Southern Charm (season 11, episode 13) - "Craig Gets Drunk and Screams Again". (15:45) And then lastly, we discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 11) - "We Need To Talk About Dorit's Shopping". (01:05:10) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "What Did Jesse Solomon Do?" - we discuss Paddington blowing it at the BAFTAs, the RHOA season 17 trailer, Vanderpump Rules being renewed, and Ariana Madix moving her belongings from the home she used to share with Tom Sandoval. (00:00 - 29:00) And then we break down our favorite moments from Part 2 of the Real Housewives of Potomac season 10 reunion. (29:00) After that, we rip into this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 4 - "Ben's Australian-Themed Singles Mixer" and dissect every aspect of it. (45:50) And then finally with our remaining energy, we briefly discuss this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 12 episode 12 - "Biting The Dust". (01:33:00) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We try to crack the code on why Katie and Stassi hate Kristen so much this season. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Charley's Secret" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Dorinda Medley pulling a full-blown Roof Man at Bloomingdale's as well as her statement on joining E!'s "The Golden Life" and what it means for her future on Bravo. And we break down the new trailer for The Valley season 3. (22:50) As the episode continues, we discuss this week's episode of Southern Charm (season 11, episode 12) - "The Night at the Iguana". (39:20) And then lastly, we discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 10) - "We Need to Talk About the Cult". (01:31:40) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "On Apology Beach" - we discuss Bethenny Frankel meeting up with Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan in Florida, Michelle Obama's Bravo love, and the RHOA teaser for the upcoming season. (00:00 - 23:10) And then we break down our favorite moments from Part 1 of the Real Housewives of Potomac season 10 reunion. (23:10) After that, we rip into this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 3 - "I Went to Apology Beach and All I Got Was This Lousy Apology" and dissect every aspect of it. (39:10) And then finally with our remaining energy, we briefly discuss this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 12 episode 11 - "Paint a Date". (01:28:20) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sean McBearney makes a good impression on Lisa Vanderpump when she goes to "check in" on her new hotel room in Caesar's Palace. And Riley shares his thoughts on The Godfather: Part III. From our recap of "Mr. and Mrs. Schwartz Take Two". If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "The Legend of Itchy Grass Farm" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Dorinda Medley becoming a friend-of or quite possibly replacing Jill Zarin on E! new show, "The Golden Life", Andy Cohen's new Mackage ad hot off the heels of his Nerds campaign, and much more! (00:00 - 18:50) We then discuss this week's episode (season 11, episode 11) of Southern Charm - "Big Whit Dinner". (18:50) And finally, we discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 9) - "The Dunes of Amagansett". (01:10:45) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Amy and Riley's Summer House Sailgate" - we discuss the party of the year, The Reality Hot Seat Sailgate Party, in San Francisco and all of the wonderful people we met. We then discuss Jill Zarin's comments on Bad Bunny's Super Bowl performance resulting in her getting fired from E! upcoming show, The Golden Life. (00:00 - 33:15) Then we rip into this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 2 - "Kyle's Toast" and dissect every aspect of it. (33:15) And then finally with our remaining energy, we recap this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 12 episode 10 - "Harry Potter and Heartbreak". (01:28:35) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The trio of Max, Dayna, and Brett continue their reign of terror on Season 8 of Vanderpump Rules. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "In the Shadow of Salley" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like the Summer House: In The City teaser, the Real Housewives of Rhode Island trailer, Bronwyn Newport's new boyfriend, and Teddi Mellencamp becoming Chala Lilly on The Masked Singer. (00:00 - 30:35) We then discuss this week's episode (season 11, episode 10) of Southern Charm - "Itchy Grass Farm". (30:35) And finally, we discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 8) - "Is Rachel Okay?". (01:16:10) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's cathartic episode of Turtle Time - "Mr. and Mrs. Send It" - we break down all of the hottest news items of the week like the Paige DeSorbo / Kinder Bueno ad that will be "scoring points" with candy bar heads at the Big Game this year, as well as the OG RHONY cast defecting over to the E! network for their new show, The Golden Life. (00:00 - 23:10) We then break down Andy Cohen's sit down with Karen Huger for the Real Housewives of Potomac season finale. (23:10) Then we rip into the season 10 premiere of Summer House and dissect every aspect of it. (37:20) And then finally with our remaining energy, we recap this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 12 episode 9 - "What Happens at Tobin's". (01:38:55) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Amy and Riley discuss the 2008 film, Twilight, as part of our ongoing Villa Rosa Film Society series. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Screening Room VIP to hear the full episode. We'll be releasing film discussions each month. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Amy and Riley discuss Tom Schwartz' despicable treatment of Katie after Randall Emmett's cop prank on Tom Sandoval. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Money Queen and Co. " - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Barry Keoghan's new hairstyle that makes him look sort of like Ringo from The Beatles, and much, much more. (00:00 - 24:10) We then discuss this week's episode (season 11, episode 9) of Southern Charm - "Austen's Brackish New Bowtie". (24:10) And finally, we discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 7) - "Disregulated". (01:12:10) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's soon to be award-winning episode of Turtle Time - "The Cherry on Todd" - we break down all of the hottest news items of the week like Kendall Jenner's new provocative ad campaign, the Summer House season 10 sneak peek, and Carl Radke's new podcast, More Life with special guest Kyle Cooke. (00:00 - 17:50) We then talk about this week's wonderful episode Real Housewives of Potomac (S10 E16) - "Wandering Land" (17:50) And then recap this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 12 episode 8 - "The Black Sheep Bar and Grill". (31:00) And finally, we discuss Part 3 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 6 reunion. (56:25) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Amy and Riley theorize on the Austin Powers film franchise and its impact on Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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