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Amy and Riley begin by breaking down The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th trailer. (00:00 - 14:00) And then discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 13) - "The Clown and the Snake". (14:00) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Amy and Riley take a huge bite out of the Big Apple and discuss the season 2 premiere of Next Gen NYC - "Serving Country". If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Amy and Riley hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to discuss this week's episode of In The City (season 1, episode 6) - "Imagine It Done". (08:15) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Amy and Riley discuss this week's episode of The McBee Dynasty (season 3, episode 2) - "Galyna's Second Annual Halloween Party" and what is going to be this year's most popular Halloween costume. (08:00) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Amy and Riley discuss part 1 of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island season 1 reunion, and debate what Ferris Bueller would have done with access to AI technology. (09:30) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ariana Madix gets drunk as a skunk at her birthday party at Tramp Stamp Granny's. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's wonderful, light-hearted episode of Turtle Time - "I Survived Schwartzapalooza" - we begin by discussing Carl Radke's interview with Lindsay Hubbard on his More Life podcast. (00:00 - 18:35) And then as Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 12) - "The First of Three Birthdays". (18:35) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's award-winning episode of Turtle Time - "How the West Was Done" - we discuss West Wilson getting fired from Summer House season 11 as well as Jelly Roll getting fired from his marriage. (00:00 - 18:35) And then we dedicate all of our hearts and minds and souls to discussing Summer House: The Aftermath. (18:35) And then finally we hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to recap In The City (season 1, episode 5) - "What We Talk About When We Talk About Kenny's Spark With Whitney". (01:34:40) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Amy and Riley discuss the season 3 premiere of The McBee Dynasty - "Judgment Day" and whether or not Season 3 is the Season of McBee. If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Amy and Riley discuss the season finale of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island - "The Ferry-Tale Is Over" and if Block Island is kind of like the setting of the show Widow's Bay. If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's wonderful, light-hearted episode of Turtle Time - "It Reeks of Jax" - we begin by discussing all of the latest Bravo news like the RHOC season 20 trailer, Jennifer Lawrence finding the Summer House audio leaker, and our thoughts on the Summer House: The Aftermath trailer. (00:00 - 40:00) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 11) - "In a Pickle". (40:05) And then finally, we discuss RHORI (season 1, episode 11) - "Keep Clam and Carry On". (01:43:50) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's award-winning episode of Turtle Time - "Amanda Goes West" - we discuss the tale of two kisses. (00:00 - 10:30) And then we dedicate all of our hearts and minds to discussing the final part of the Summer House season 10 reunion. (10:30) And then finally we hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to recap In The City (season 1, episode 4) - " We Need To Talk About Kenny". (01:46:55) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tom Schwartz loses a game of ping pong to Lisa Vanderpump and has to get a tattoo of her name on his ass. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Monster in the Fridge" - we begin by discussing all of the latest Bravo news like Carl Radke's new Carl's Jr. ad, and Andy Cohen's new boyfriend. (00:00 - 18:05) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 10) - "A Meeting of the Ball Bros". (18:05) And then, we give RHORI (season 1, episode 10) - "When the Saints..." - a little pop in. (01:16:10) And then finally, we discuss RHOA (season 17, episode 9) - "Conflict and Resolution". (01:50:10) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's special episode of Turtle Time - "The West Show" - we discuss KJ Dillard's ode to heartbreak, Lindsay Hubbard going on Carl Radke's podcast, Dorit Kemsley's favorite books, and much more! (00:00 - 28:30) And then we dedicate all of our hearts and minds to discussing Part 2 of the Summer House season 10 reunion. (28:30) And then finally we hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to recap In The City (season 1, episode 3) - "Boys Lie". (01:40:35) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Brock Davies' lets Tom and Ariana host a Mad Max-themed pool party for his birthday, and brings his War Boys. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Slam Pig of the Year Awards" - we begin by talking about Susan Boyle's next era, KJ and Dara from Summer House potentially breaking up, and Bethenny Frankel. (00:00 - 27:25) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 9) - "Kristen the Giver". (27:25) And then, we give RHORI (season 1, episode 9) - "When Life Hands You a Cracker" - a little pop in. (01:12:00) And then finally, we discuss RHOA (season 17, episode 9) - "Yodel Ay Hee Hee". (01:45:50) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's special episode of Turtle Time - "Amanda's Awakening" - we discuss West Wilson and Kyle Cooke having a 3-hour conversation and then the news that West and Amanda went to Rome to recreate Gladiator. (00:00 - 11:10) And then we dedicate all of our hearts and minds to discussing Part 1 of the Summer House season 10 reunion. (11:10) And then finally we hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to recap In The City (season 1, episode 2) - "The Milk Man". (01:23:45) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Mark it down - "Pitch No-So-Perfect" is the worst episode of Vanderpump Rules or at least in the bottom 10. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Giveth Them Lala " - we begin by talking about Jeff Probst completely blowing it at the Survivor 50 finale, Round 2 for Andy Cohen at the DMV, and also the new footage from the Summer House season 10 reunion. (00:00 - 17:25) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 8) - "The First Annual San Diego Nia Pageant". (18:15) And then, we give RHORI (season 1, episode 8) - "The Birth of a Slam Pig" - a little pop in. (01:02:15) And then finally, we discuss RHOA (season 17, episode 7) - "The Plot Against K. Michelle". (01:40:40) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's special episode of Turtle Time - "Bye Bye House" - we begin by discussing the In The City premiere party in New York City as well as Andy Cohen's trip to the DMV. (00:00 - 22:35) Then we dedicate all of our hearts and minds to discussing the season 10 finale of Summer House - "The Summer Before the Fall" - and recap every single moment in it. (22:35) And then we break down the Summer House Season 10 Reunion trailer! (01:26:30) And then finally we hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to recap the season 1 premiere of In The City. (01:38:30) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Raquel and James get a second opinion from Dr. Paul Nassif on Raquel's botched nose job. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's award-winning episode of Turtle Time - "The Dark Side of Danny Drunko " - we begin by talking about all of the latest news like Ciara Miller correcting TMZ's false reporting, James Kennedy getting a baby, and other stuff. (00:00 - 25:30) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 7) - "Please Give Him Lala". (25:30) And then, we give RHORI season 1, episode 7 - "Waterslides for Thee" - a little pop in. (01:21:20) And then finally, we discuss RHOA season 17, episode 6 - "A Clean Room" - for a short amount of time. (01:40:40) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Show less Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's special episode of Turtle Time - "A Little More Going On" - we begin by breaking down all of the latest news like the rumors that Jenn Fessler cheated on her husband of 27 years with West Wilson after the Bravo Watch Party in 2024, Amy getting to see Jesse Solomon live, the Next Gen NYC season 2 trailer, the McBee Dynasty season 3 trailer, and even more news than that! (00:00 - 55:55) And then we dedicate all of our hearts and minds to discussing this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 15 - "The Summer of our Discontent" - and recap every single moment in it. (55:55) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Schwartz and Sandoval immediately clash with their new partner, Greg, while discussing the concept of their new bar. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "The Eye of Kristen" - we discuss all of the hottest news on the planet which consists of someone from the new RHONY having a birthday party, Steven McBee Jr. checking himself into a treatment facility, Katie Maloney discussing her story on House of Stassi, and much more! (00:00 - 22:00) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 6) - "The Train to San Diego". (22:00) And then, we recap Part 3 of the season 15 reunion of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. (1:10:30) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Amy and Riley discuss the film, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, as part of our ongoing Villa Rosa Film Society series. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Screening Room VIP to hear the full episode. We'll be releasing film discussions each month. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's award-winning episode of Turtle Time - "Lindsay Hubbard's Second Annual Freedom Dinner " - we begin by talking about all of the latest news like Kyle Cooke and Carl Radke joining Saturday Night Live as cast members, the hottest Met Gala looks, and E!'s The Golden Life trailer featuring the legacy RHONY cast. (00:00 - 21:05) And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 15 - "The Lost Supper" - and recap every single moment in it. (21:05) And then, we give RHORI season 1, episode 6 a little pop in. (01:21:35) And then finally, we discuss RHOA season 17, episode 5 for a short amount of time. (01:33:55) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Lisa Vanderpump serves tea and then gets "tea" spilled when she learns about Brock Davies' past. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "The One Where Kathy Hilton Goes on the AI Jello Diet" - we discuss all of the hottest news on the planet which consists of In The City adding new scenes to incorporate the so-called Amanda Goes West controversy, Lindsay Hubbard on WWHL, and Amanda Batula using Kyle Cooke as a decoy by kissing him at brunch on the patio of Balthazar. (00:00 - 27:20) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 5) - "The Family Feuds". (27:20) And then, we recap Part 2 of the season 15 reunion of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. (1:14:05) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Ciara's Person" - we begin by talking about all of the latest news like the leaks from the Summer House reunion, Steven McBee Jr. ending his relationship with his girlfriend, and Michelle Saniei dating Dr. Dre. (00:00 - 42:15) And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 13 - "The Soft Launch of Soft Bar" - and recap every single moment in it. (42:15) And then, we give RHORI season 1, episode 5 a little pop in. (01:44:00) And then finally, we discuss RHOA season 17, episode 4 for a short amount of time. (02:10:10) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
James Kennedy forges an ill-fated brotherhood with Tom Sandoval and remarks on how expensive Raquel's diamond ring is. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "The Shadow Over the Valley" - we discuss all of the latest news including Sonic debuting their new Frozen Refreshers, Ciara Miller joining Dancing with the Stars next season, and the Summer House season 10 reunion seating chart. (00:00 - 37:10) As Turtle Time continues like a freight train at full speed, we discuss this week's demoralizing episode The Valley (season 3, episode 4) - "Reverse Bill Clinton" and what can be done to fix this franchise. (37:10) And then, we recap Part 1 of the season 15 reunion of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. (1:16:50) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Can We Just Be Best Friends Again?" - we begin by talking about all of the latest developments in the so-called Amanda Goes West scandal including West and Amanda kissing at a Yankees game, Kyle Cooke kissing at a Page Six party, and new details about the timeline. (00:00 - 32:00) And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 12 - "Apologies" - and recap every single moment in it. (32:00) And then, we give RHORI season 1, episode 4 a little pop in. (01:50:35) And then finally, we discuss RHOA season 17, episode 3 for a short amount of time. (02:10:10) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Amy and Riley reflect on the legacy of Brock Davies and his horrible relationship with Scheana's mom. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Amy and Riley reflect on the legacy of Schwartz and Sandy's and its reviled name. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Escape to Booko Mountain" - we discuss all of the latest news like Lisa Hochstein getting a mug shot, Luke from Summer House running for Congress, and other things. (00:00 - 20:20) As Turtle Time continues like a freight train at full speed, we discuss this week's dull episode The Valley (season 3, episode 3) - "Zero Lounge" and what is going still wrong with the franchise. (20:20) And then, we recap the season 15 finale of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - "PK-ing Up the Pieces". (1:12:25) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Sanctity of the Summer House" - we begin by talking about the RHOP casting news, Southern Charm filming season 12, and Lena Dunham cheating on Jack Antonoff. (00:00 - 14:45) And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 11 - "What Happens in Vegas" - and recap every single moment in it. (14:45) And then, we give RHOA season 17, episode 2 a little pop in. (01:21:00) And then finally we give RHORI season 1, episode 3 a little pop as well. (01:32:00) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. Riley also had a Diet Coke this episode, but normally he has better takes than this. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Ball Brothers 2: Dr. Turek's Revenge" - we discuss the latest developments in the unfolding Wilson-Batula Betrayal, as well as Bethenny Frankel's social media content. (00:00 - 27:10) As Turtle Time continues like a freight train at full speed, we discuss this week's horrifying episode The Valley (season 3, episode 2) - "Post-Mortem" and what is going still wrong with the franchise. (27:10) And then, we recap this week's dull episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 17) - "Dorit vs. Kyle and Her Army of Soldiers". (1:10:30) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Carl's A Mess and Kyle is Stressed" - we begin by talking about all of the latest updates from The Batula-Wilson Betrayal and many, many other things that are newsworthy. (00:00 - 31:20) And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 10 - "The One Where Kyle Has a Little More Going On Than You Would Think" - and recap every single moment in it. (31:30) And then we give RHORI season 1, episode 2 a little pop in. (01:28:25) And then finally, we give the season 17 premiere of RHOA a little pop in as well. (01:42:55) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. Riley also had a Diet Coke this episode, but normally he has better takes than this. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On our recap of the Season 9 premiere of Vanderpump Rules, we discuss James and Max's legendary fight. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "A Summer House in Shambles" - we discuss the latest developments in the West and Amanda saga and also touch on Sai De Silva getting divorced. (00:00 - 34:20) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss the lackluster season 3 premiere of The Valley and what is going wrong with the franchise. (34:20) And then, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 16) - "End Kyle". (1:05:30) And then finally we discuss our thoughts on the new show, The Real Housewives of Rhode Island. (01:21:40) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "My Mate's Missus" - we begin by talking about the biggest Bravo news in years - Amanda and West dating and provide all of the latest updates. And also say a huge happy birthday to Mr. Feeny who just turned 99. (00:00 - 33:05) And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 9 - "A Little More Going On" - and recap every single moment in it. (33:05) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. Riley also had a Diet Coke this episode, but normally he has better takes than this. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Enter the Turtle Time Situation Room with us as we discuss Amanda Batula and West Wilson announcing that they are in a relationship. If you enjoyed this breaking news update and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
We discuss the West Wilson and Amanda Batula hookup rumors and how they make us feel. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Shep's Toast" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Andy Cohen getting mad at Sarah Michelle Gellar, how we both go to sleep at night, and the RHONJ casting news.(00:00 - 23:35) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss the final part of the Southern Charm season 11 reunion and assess the season overall. (23:35) And then lastly, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 15) - "To Be or to Chat GPT". (01:16:00) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Kyle is Cooked" - we begin with some of the most vital news you've ever heard in your life - Margaret Josephs leaving RHONJ, the 20th anniversary of RHOC's premiere, and RHOM potentially not being cancelled. (00:00 - 30:25) And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 8 - "What Hath Kyle Wrought" - and recap every single moment in it. (30:25) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "The Magician from Nashville" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Project Hail Mary, Spider-Man, and Martha Stewart's cameo on the upcoming season of RHONY. (00:00 - 28:25) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss the first part of the Southern Charm season 11 reunion. (28:25) And then lastly, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 14) - "A Kyle Cold War". (01:20:45) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Spin Thy Bottle" - we begin with some of the most vital news you've ever heard in your life - Austen Kroll's new cat food sponsorship, the RHOBH season 15 reunion seating chart, Lisa Vanderpump getting interviewed in London, and Banksy's unmasking. (00:00 - 34:55) And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's wonderful episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 7 - "Marry a DJ" - and recap every single moment in it. (35:30) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz scrub the SUR toilets and engage in "toilet humor". Also, Jax Taylor has to take a spoonful of bitter medicine when Sandoval hosts a rival pool party. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Craig's Lost Souls" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Harrison Ford doing the press run of the century, Kyle Cooke saying he's attracted to Maura from Traitors, and we give a whole-hearted congratulations to Cole McBee for having another child on the way. (00:00 - 21:25) As the Turtle Time continues, we discuss the season 11 finale of Southern Charm - "Salley Season". (21:25) And then lastly, we discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 13) - "A Night at the Opera". (01:14:40) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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