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In this very special episode of Turtle Time - "The Battle of Rufio and Hermione" - Amy and Riley talk about so much news it will have your head spinning. News items such as Lindsay Hubbard and Mr. Bananas' war of words, Austen Kroll's Raising Cane's sponsorship that stars a familiar Christmas icon, Countess Luann's US Weekly cover, and Quentin Tarantino's awful denigration of Paul Dano's acting skills are all covered extensively. (00:00 - 34:05) We then vicariously party our asses off while talking about this week's very fun episode (S11 E3) of Southern Charm - "Whitney's Literary Birthday Party" (34:10). And finally, we discuss the delightful season 15 premiere of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - "The Annulment of Sutton Stracke". (01:28:30) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Vanderpump's New Rules" we talk about Steve McBee reporting to prison with the help of Todd Chrisley's tips, Jen Shah never coming back to RHOSLC, Southern Charm's Taylor Ann Green and Salley Carson's feud (00:00 - 29:10), and then we breeze through a quick recap of this week's awful Real Housewives of Potomac episode and why it's particularly bad. (29:10) We then talk about the much-anticipated season 12 premiere of Vanderpump Rules and what we've lost and what we've gained in this new era. (37:20) And finally, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 12 - "The Boston Spill the Tea Party". (01:16:25) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Amy and Riley discuss Brittany Cartwright getting upset about people being critical of her and Jax's relationship. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
In this very special post-Thanksgiving episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the odd Vanderpump Rules tribute special - "Raise Your Glasses to 11 Seasons" and debate why it exists. (00:00 - 23:10) And then we vicariously party our asses off while talking about this week's very fun episode of Southern Charm. (23:10). If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The End of Crazy Rich Asians" - we discuss Jenna Lyons being fired / quitting RHONY, Jen Shah being released from prison soon, Gia Giudice winning Special Forces, and much more! (00:00 - 27:55) We then quickly discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 8 - "We Need To Talk About Thiemo" (27:55) And finally, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 11 - "The Second Lunch". (55:15) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Amy and Riley discuss what "demoted" means in the VPR universe. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Whitney's Lair" - we discuss Mauricio Umansky's hot as hell cover for People magazine and our night at the YouTube screening of Wicked: For Good. (00:00 - 30:20). And after all of that we discuss the season 11 premiere of Southern Charm. (30:20) And finally, we take one last bite of the orange by discussing part 3 of the Real Housewives of Orange County season 19 reunion. (01:02:10) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
In this teaser from our Patreon recap of BravoCon 2025, we discuss getting our energy back after a day without water in our hotel. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Church of Mary Cosby" - we discuss the news from BravoCon 2025 which includes the Lindsay Hubbard / Tom Sandoval hotel fight, the Madison LeCroy / Sai De Silva feud, Shep Rose ranting about Paige DeSorbo and much more! (00:00 - 38:35) We then quickly discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 7 - "The Return of Ash T.O.P. (38:35) And finally, we recap this week's disappointing episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 10 - "The Gilded Church". (52:00) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Night at Mastro's" - we discuss Heather Gay saying again that she had sex with Captain Jason, the new RHONY casting rumors, and Dolores and Paulie from RHONJ getting engaged. (00:00 - 15:45). And after all of that we give our thoughts on the Dr. Wendy Osefo episode of Wife Swap: The Real Housewives Edition. (15:45) We then discuss part 2 of the Real Housewives of Orange County season 19 reunion. (27:35) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Unflyable Meredith Marks" - we discuss Tom Schwartz' new soft launched girlfriend, Captain Jason refuting Heather Gay's claim that they made love, and Cole McBee getting engaged! (00:00 - 21:55) We then quickly discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 6 - "Suns Out, Buns Out" . (21:25) And finally, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 9 - "The Death of a Unicorn". (41:15) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
In this teaser from our Patreon recap of "Training Days" (Season 8, Episode 2) of Vanderpump Rules, we discuss Lisa Vanderpump making Ariana Madix grovel for her job back. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram.277 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Tamra Grudge Won't Budge" - we discuss Lisa Barlow providing new evidence from Todd Newport's infamous date, Christina Applegate's strong words for the cast of RHOSLC, and a possible reconciliation for Teresa Guidice and Joe Gorga. (00:00 - 20:40). And after all of that we give our thoughts on the Emily Simpson episode of Wife Swap: The Real Housewives Edition. (20:40) We then discuss part 1 of the Real Housewives of Orange County season 19 reunion. (30:35) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "We Need to Talk About Todd" - we discuss our thoughts on the Vanderpump Rules season 12 trailer, the RHOBH trailer, Brittany Cartwright's Victorian vampire party, and JT Thomas getting the hell out of the county. (00:00 - 35:25) We then quickly discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 5 - "Alexander Hamilton's House". (35:25) And finally, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 8 - "Making Out and F***ing". (54:40) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
In this teaser from our Patreon recap of the Season 8 premiere of Vanderpump Rules, we discuss whether or not Dayna Kathan and Peter Madrigal made out in the bathroom at the Mondrian. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time -"Gretchen's Last Supper" - we start by talking about Tom Schwartz' huge kickflip outside of TomTom, the RHOC reunion trailer, Andy Cohen's Call Her Daddy interview (00:00 - 18:00) and Melissa Gorga's episode of Wife Swap: Real Housewives Edition (18:10)We then discuss this week's revelatory episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19 finale) - "Tamra's Grudge". (26:10)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Amy and Riley talk about various films for 7 minutes! If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Conwyn Fraudport" - we talk about Mike Shay DJ'ing Tamra Judge's RHOC reunion party, the RHOC reunion outfits, and the RHONY reunion at Andy Cohen's 10-year Radio Andy anniversary. (00:00 - 15:00)We then discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 4 - "The Empty Card". (15:00)And finally, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 7 - "The Source of All the Dirt". (46:54)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time -"While the Wife is Away, Angie K will Play" - we start by discussing Ken Burns again, then Sean Penn again, and then Charlie Sheen. (00:00 - 27:00) And after all of that we give our thoughts on the first episode of Wife Swap: The Real Housewives Edition starring Angie K. (27:50)We then discuss this week's insufferable episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 16) - "Only One More After This". (42:40)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "No Soup For Us" - we talk about Mr. Scorsese, the new documentary on Martin Scorsese, Richard Linklater's upcoming double feature, Next Gen NYC season 2 filming, and Heather Gay's new show, Surviving Mormonism. (00:00 - 37:00)We then briefly discuss this week's awful episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 3 - "Checking In Again on The Chin Check". (37:00)And finally, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 6 - "So Long, Soup Man". (57:25)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this teaser from our Patreon recap of the Season 7 finale of Vanderpump Rules, we discuss Scheana Shay adopting Adam Spott a penguin but never giving it to him. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram.v Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "O.C., The McBee's, and Marysol's Knees" - we start by discussing Steve McBee Sr.'s sentencing to prison for two years, McBee Dynasty getting renewed for Season 3, and the US Weekly cover dedicated to RHOSLC. (00:00 - 24:50)We then discuss this week's horrendous episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 15) - "Shannon Eats a Weed Muffin". (24:50)And finally, we say goodbye to this season of RHOM, by recapping the final part of the Real Housewives of Miami season 7 reunion, and give out our first letter grade for the entire season. (53:50)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Soup Man Cometh" - we talk about Dr. Wendy Osefo and Happy Eddie being booked on felony fraud charges, Ariana Biermann and Hudson McLeroy breaking up, and the viral disinfectant ad that's "cleaning up" against the competition. (00:00 - 24:15)We then discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - "It Was Mint To Be". (24:15)And finally, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 5 - "The Gift Horse ". (51:45)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On this week's Vanderpump Rules recap of the episode, "Brittany and the Beast" (Season 7, Episode 20), we discuss Brittany Cartwright's fascination with "Beauty and the Beast" and how it applies to her and Jax's relationship. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Tale of Julia and the Haitian Mortician" - we start by discussing Hilaria Baldwin's elimination on Dancing with the Stars after her enchanting dance to the Star Wars Cantina Theme Song, and then we break down the Southern Charm season 11 trailer. (00:00 - 18:30)We then recap the second part of the Real Housewives of Miami season 7 reunion - "Adriana's Heart". (18:30)And finally, we discuss this week's dreadful episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 14) - "Hoedown Showdown". (51:20)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Muzzy Dearest" - we talk about Brittany Cartwright possibly getting surgery to remove her implants, Johnny J and Alexis Bellino getting married, Southern Charm coming back for season 11, and the latest in the Scheana Shay / Lala Kent war. (00:00 - 24:10)We then discuss the season 10 premiere of the Real Housewives of Potomac - "The Second Blooming of Ashley Darby". (24:10)And finally, we discuss this week's wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 4 - "Shiny Pretty Hair". (51:45)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Basquiat's Godmother" - we start by discussing Hilaria Baldwin's performance on Dancing with the Stars, Taylor Swift's potential lyrical feud with Charlie XCX, and the ongoing rivalry between Cardi B and Nicki Minaj. (00:00 - 14:15)We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 12) - "Let Them Make Cake". (14:15)And finally, we recap the first part of the Real Housewives of Miami season 7 reunion - "What Happened in the Hamptons". (1:00:00)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Lisa Barlow's Fanciful Tale" - we talk about Brittany Cartwright biting the dust on World's Toughest Test, Shep Rose's fun birthday, Scarlett Johansson's career in the entertainment industry, the BravoCon 2025 schedule, and the RHOSLC season 6 taglines! (37:45)We then discuss this week's powerful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 3 - "Lisa's Clarity Lunch". (37:45)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On this week's Vanderpump Rules recap of the episode, "End of an Era" (Season 7, Episode 18), we discuss Billie Lee breaking Lisa Vanderpump's rules. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Tamra's One Hit Wonder" - we discuss Hilaria Baldwin's dancing, Dorit Kemsley's new memoir cover, and so much other news. (00:00 - 20:40)We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 12) - "In Gretchen's Defense". (20:40)And finally, we recap this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Miami (season 7, episode 17) - "I Love My Dog". (01:02:10)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Bout About Gout" - we talk about Hilaria Baldwin's wonderful DWTS performance as well as the trailer for World's Toughest Test featuring Brittany Cartwright and Teresa Giudice. We also talk about the unverified rumor that Scheana Shay is banned from The Valley season 3. (21:25)We then discuss this week's wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 2 - "The King's Disease". (21:25)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Slade Smiley Archive" - we start with the news that Summer House is getting a New York City-centric spin-off and then talk about other really pressing Bravo news. (00:00 - 29:45)We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 11) - "Shannonigans". (29:45)And finally, we recap this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Miami (season 7, episode 16) - "32 x 2 - 5 = A Bad Birthday Cake". (01:01:30)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Legend of Provo Canyon" - Amy regales Riley with the tale of her going to Wolf By Vanderpump in Lake Tahoe, and then we talk about Wife Swap: Real Housewives Edition, as well as the latest RHONY casting news. (36:10)We then discuss the beguiling premiere of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 1 - "The Lack of Lisa". (36:10)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On a trip to Mexico, Brittany Cartwright discusses her deep fear of heights due to her recurring Santa nightmare. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Lest Ye Be Tamra Judged" - we start by discussing the war between Katie Maloney and Scheana Shay, the one favor Kyle Richards' couldn't refuse on the day of her daughter's wedding, and Kathy Hilton's huge yard sale. (14:50)We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 10) - "Tamra and Shannon and Jenn, Yet Again". (14:50)And finally, we recap this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Miami (season 7, episode 15) - "The Scarlett Dinner". (39:15)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On this special episode of Turtle Time Trip, Amy and Riley recap RHONY's iconic Tequila trip. If you want to join us on this journey, the RHONY Tequila trip is featured on RHONY season 9 from episodes 16 - 18. We hope this discussion will have you feeling like you just drank tequila out of a beautiful horn.If you enjoyed this special episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.RIVERSIDE AI SUMMARY: In this episode, Riley and Amy dive deep into the vibrant and chaotic world of The Real Housewives of New York's Season 9 trip to Mexico. They explore the high expectations surrounding the tequila tour, the drunken antics of the cast, and the underlying dynamics of friendship and rivalry that unfold throughout the trip. From room assignments to dinner drama, the conversation captures the essence of reality TV chaos, highlighting memorable moments and quotes that define the season. In this episode, the hosts dive into the latest drama from the Real Housewives of New York, focusing on the tensions between Sonya and Tinsley, the emotional moments between Bethany and Ramona, and the hilarious antics during their tequila tasting trip. They explore the dynamics of friendship, jealousy, and the pressures of fame, all while sharing laughs over memorable quotes and moments from the series. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Richard Branson's Kingdom" - we start by honoring Giorgio Armani and then we discuss the recent SNL cast shake-up and what a hard time Lorne Michaels must be having finding talent. We also discuss Bethenny Frankel dating the person Jennifer Aniston is dating, and Meghan O'Toole King (Edmunds) breaking into her ex-husband's house. (19:20)We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 9) - "Not Tonight". (19:20)And finally, we discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Miami (season 7, episode 14) - "The Resilient Lady". (01:10:20)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.RIVERSIDE AI SUMMARY: In this episode of Turtle Time, hosts Amy and Riley open with a tribute to the legendary Giorgio Armani, reflecting on his influence and sharing personal anecdotes about his impact on their fashion choices. The conversation then shifts to the Real Housewives universe, where they delve into the latest drama involving cast members like Gretchen Rossi and Tamra Judge. They discuss the fallout from a lie detector test that has stirred controversy among the cast, exploring how it has affected relationships and alliances. Amy and Riley also touch on the dynamics between Katie and Kiki, analyzing the gossip and rumors that have surfaced. The episode is peppered with humor as they address a one-star review, showcasing their ability to handle criticism with grace and wit. Throughout, they provide a candid and entertaining look at the world of reality TV, offering insights that keep listeners engaged and eager for more. Tune in for a deep dive into fashion, reality TV drama, and the art of handling feedback with style! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On this week's Vanderpump Rules recap of the episode, "Tom Vs. Tom" (Season 7, Episode 14), we discuss Tom Sandoval's proclivity to be a champion of the underdog and how it leads to his first major fight with Katie Maloney. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "And Baby McBee Makes Three" - we start by discussing Carole Radziwill walking with Harry Styles at a wedding as well as Scheana Shay most likely becoming a full-time cast member on season 3 of The Valley, and then we congratulate Karen Huger on getting out of prison after 6 months. (00:00 - 20:20)We then provide exclusive, award-winning coverage of the season 2 finale of The McBee Dynasty - "Do You Take Thee to Be Your McBee?" (20:25)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The One With the Lie Detector Test" - we start by discussing the Real Housewives of Potomac season 10 trailer and Carl Radke soft launching Soft Bar. (00:00 - 38:10)We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 8) - "The Act of Lying". (38:10)And finally, we discuss the latest TWO episodes of The Real Housewives of Miami (season 7, episode 12 and episode 13) - "They're Still in Seville". (01:21:00)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Rules for Thee, but Not for McBee" - we first discuss Taylor Swift potentially being engaged, Karen Huger being released from jail in September, the Vanderpump Villa season 3 teaser, and Bethenny Frankel finally ranking Trader Joe's chicken salad. (00:00 - 33:00)We then provide exclusive, exhaustive coverage of the second season of The McBee Dynasty and what the projections look like for this year's soybean yield. (33:00)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's Vanderpump Rules recap of the episode "Reptilian Brain", we discuss Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix's plan for possibly having a child in the future. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "You, Me, and the Cast of the O.C." - we start by discussing Tom Sandoval blowing it completely on America's Got Talent, the sneaker phenomenon that took over films for a period of time, Hilaria Baldwin's new hit podcast with her daughter, Paige DeSorbo's cameo on The Devil Keeps Wearing Prada, and much more. (27:50)We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 7) - "Tamra Tells the Truth". (27:50)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Amy and Riley talk about some hard-hitting news (Todd Nepola stuff) and then provide exclusive coverage of the first season of The McBee Dynasty. (21:30)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We finally get introduced to Aspen Wine and Beer's very own, Sly Cosmopoulos, who revitalizes the TomTom cocktail menu. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Last Amiga" - we start by discussing Tom Sandoval and Jax Taylor going to see Freakier Friday in theaters and then we break down the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 6 trailer. (24:25)We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 6) - "Bloody Mary". (24:25)And finally, we discuss the latest TWO episodes of The Real Housewives of Miami (season 7, episode 10 and episode 11) - "The Thrill of Seville". (55:45) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Lonesome Valley" - we start with a huge congratulations to Josh Flagg for selling Heather Dubrow's piece of shit house, and then we discuss Shep Rose seeing Andy Cohen in The Hamptons, as well as some other movie stuff. (00:00 - 19:25)We then dive in to Part 3 of The Valley season 2 reunion. (19:25)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We discuss the first appearance of Dayna Kathan on Vanderpump Rules. This episode also includes Riley revealing the truth about the rumors that he and his wife are the masked, anonymous creators behind the #Justice4Jax account. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Stephanie's Golden Ticket" - we discuss more news than you could ever imagine. We talk about Todd Chrisley on Kandi Burress' podcast, My Name is Kandi, the RHOM reunion seating chart, RHOBH filming in The Hamptons, Brittany Cartwright on World's Toughest Test, and about three other news stories. (28:30)We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 5) - "The Haunted Dinner from Hell". (28:30)And finally, we discuss the latest episode of The Real Housewives of Miami (season 7, episode 9) - "The Last Seat on the Private Jet". (1:00:10)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Now that's what we call news! We start this episode by talking about Scheana Shay's Shien takeover that made the front page of The Shien-Na Newspaper, Carole Radziwill on Watch What Happens Live, and Dorit's upcoming memoir, tentatively titled, Meet Dorit. (00:00 - 24:10)And then after discussing all of the news that was fit to print, we dive in to Part 2 of The Valley season 2 reunion. (24:10)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
What we talk about when we talk about James Kennedy taking his first steps at Tiffany's. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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