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YO FOLKS! ! In this week's brand new episode, we discuss Critical Role, C3 Episode 42: The City Of Flowing Light. We also discuss the themes of mentors and the mentor role in both ttrpgs as well as genre media, as well as the discussion of towns, kingdoms, and their thematic relation to the world you are building. We learn that Joey hates the worlds most beloved animals, as well as how much Eli just LOVES that gooey, cheesy, elbow shaped macaroni!  Spoilers, he loves it so much you might be able to actually hear him eat it....

GREETINGS GOOMBAWS! In this week's episode, everything catches on fire, and our legs were cut off. Enjoy!

CHEERS CRUSTACEANS! In this week's brand new episode, we discuss Critical Role, C3 Episode 40: Compulsions. We also discuss what it is about DnD and TTRPG's in general that we love, and the strengths and possible weaknesses of Matthew Mercer. We also learn that Joey is lucky to be alive...for many reasons.

Critical Role, Campaign 3, Episode 40: Compulsions   Recap provided by: criticalrole.fandom.com

YEEHAWWWW YA'lL!!! In this week's brand new episode, we discuss Critical Role, C3 Episode 38: A Dark Balance.  Joey records his audio through a soup can. We also talk about Table and Party dynamic, and how their relationships can affect both the story and the personal relationships of every gaming party.  Joey also punishes his make-believe dog and is put on the animal rights list, and Eli learns that he has his very own Jake!

Critical Role, Campaign 3, Episode 38: A Dark Balance   Recap provided by: criticalrole.fandom.com

Gwud up my dudes!!! In this week's brand new episode, we discuss Critical Role, C3 Episode 37: From The Boughs. We also discuss the themes revolving around using shocking reveals and twists as plot driving elements, as well as the discussion on how much agency and control the players have over those elements. Joey manages to offend Europe once again with his horrible accent, and Eli learns the true meaning of Love....Spoiler: it's " Little Dog Pockets".   

Critical Role, Campaign 3, Episode 37: From The Boughs   Recap provided by: criticalrole.fandom.com 

GREETINGS BRUHS!!! In this week's episodes, Eli and a SPECIAL GUEST discuss Critical Role, C3 Episode 36: A Desperate Call. We also discuss the use of nostalgia in storytelling and briefly the True Evil character Trope. We also learn the importance of pop-filters on your mic, and the various difficulties of sharing a single microphone. We also learn that Eli has a LOT of opinions, and must have a very patient girlfriend.

Critical Role, Campaign 3, Episode 36: A Desperate Call Recap   Recap provided by: criticalrole.fandom.com

ASUH DUDES!!!!  In this Week's brand new episode, we discuss Critical Role, C3 Episode 35: Pyrrhic Return!  We listen to Eli have flash backs to his war games with his brother Hank and his dad Zeus, and we also learn that Joey has a thing for cows...not sexually, but like....it's super weird.

Critical Role ,Campaign 3, Episode 35:  Pyrrhic Return Recap! Recap provided by: https://criticalrole.fandom.com/wiki/Critical_Role_Wiki

SALUTATIONS MO-FOS!  In this Week's brand new episode, we discuss Critical Role, C3 Episode 34: What Dreams May Come.  We also discuss the topic of actions and repercussions. We also learn that Joey is related to the Hunchback of Notre Dame, and that Eli hurt himself on the Bean farm!

Critical Role ,Campaign 3, Episode 34:  What Dreams May Come Recap! Recap provided by: https://criticalrole.fandom.com/wiki/Critical_Role_Wiki

AND. WE. ARE. BACK!!  In this week's brand new episode, we discuss Critical Role C3 Episode 33: Blood and Dust.  We also talk about death in ttrpgs, and how it can affect the story, and it's effect on the people at the table. We also learn that this may be Joey's last day on earth ( spoiler, I'm typing this as a ghost), and we also learn that Eli is a habitual Min/Maxer, even though he wont admit it. 

Critical Role ,Campaign 3, Episode 33:  Blood and Dust Recap! Recap provided by: https://criticalrole.fandom.com/wiki/Critical_Role_Wiki

SMILEY DAY! In this week's brand new episode, we discuss Critical Role C3 Episode 26: Hidden Truths. We also talk about Episode 25. We learn about Joey's childhood being a felon with a fractured skull, and Eli finally gives in to the name Belles Hells...he doesn't.

AND WE'RE BAAAACK!!! In this week's new episode ( that we for sure recorded 5 weeks ago), we discuss Critical Role C3 Episode 24: Hellcatch Valley.  Joey discovers that he is not inept and comparing things, and Eli learns all about the magic of Spaghetti Storms! Thank you Crit-Role wiki for use of the episode recap

In this week's new episode, we discuss Critical Role C3 Episode 23: To The Skies!. We also find out that horrific things Joey would do for love, and that Eli may have canned the food you are currently eating! Thank you to Crit-Role Wiki for help with the recaps!

In this week's brand new episode, we discuss Critical Role, C3 Episode 22: Promise and Potential. We also learn that math is not our best suit, and that we can simultaneously watch Pirates of the Caribbean and CR at the same time.  Update: At the 14:43-15:32 mark there is an audio drop.

In this week's new episode, we chat about Critical Role, C3 Episode 21: Fight at the Museum...  We also learn a bit more about how Joey and Eli feel about each others hair...or lack there of for one of them....joey

In this week's new episode, we discuss Critical Role, C3 Episode 20: Breaking and Entering... We also learn about how Joey has learned to speak words, and how Eli really feels about those who believe the earth is a big' ol plate!

In this week's new episode, Joey is out and Jake is in! We are joined by guest host Jake Haddad where we discuss Critical Role, C3 Episode 19: Omens Above. This episode is utter chaos....

In this week's new episode, we discuss Critical Role, C3 Episode 18: A Hungry Jungle.  We also learn about Joey's chameleon-like accent impersonations, as well as Eli's love/hate relation ship with the name "Bell's Hells". Spoiler alert! it is mostly the latter....

In this week's new episode, we discuss Critical Role, C3 Episode 17: Heart-to-Heartmoor. We also have a serious conversation about representation, Joey crushes Eli's spirits, and Eli unintentionally creates our very own custom sound effect!

In this week's new episode, We are joined by guest host, Kayla Summers and we discuss Critical Role, C3 Episode 16: The Shade Mother.  Joey comes to a realization that without Eli, he is dead inside, and Kayla does her best to pronounce a single word.

In this week's new ( super late) episode, we discuss Critical Role, C3 Episode 15: The Tunnels Below.  Joey is destroyed by his own creation, and Eli provides a question worth pondering....why?

In this week's new episode, we discuss Critical Role, C3 Episod14: In Too Deep.  We also listen to Joey cry about the sadness in his heart, Eli talk about how he may have committed a murder using illusions, and we learn that both Joey and Eli love to spell, and forget each others Birthdays....it was only Joey who forgot. 

GREETINGS! In this week's new episode, We discuss Critical Role C3E13: A Dance of Deception! We also learn about beloved Valentine's day traditions from the day's of yore, We sing a beloved children's song that may or may not summon the devil, and we listen as Eli may or may not be dropping acid while we record!

HOWDY HO!!! In this weeks new episode, We discuss Critical Role C3E12: Make It Fashion!  We also learn about Eli's secret plan to rename himself, Joey's attention span length, and the real true way Eli and Joey met each other Spoiler. it was an orgy.

In this week's episode, We discuss Critical Role, C3 Episode 11: Chasing Nightmares. We also hear Joey develop his talent of foley work, Eli learns that robots can't be Werewolves, and we play the first of many Gameshows to come!

Hey everybody! Sorry for the delay, snarf snarfs invaded and corrupted the files, but non-the-less, we are here! In this episode, We discuss Critical Role C3E10 Ghosts, Dates, and Darker Fates.  We also have our first lovers quarrel , discuss lupine and note taking, and we even look at some artwork....some SEXY artwork.

SALUTATIONS! In this episode, We discuss Critical Role, C3E9 : Thicker Grows the Meal and Plot! We also talk about how rich and famous we have become as well as hear Eli read Werewolf smut!

SEASONS GREETINGS! In this episode, We discuss Critical Role, C3E8 : A Woodworker's Quandary! We also talk about our broken boy bones, play an intriguing game of "What's in that Drink"?,  As well as learn that we really don't know what direction our lives are going!

In this week's new episode, We discuss Critical Role,  C3 Episode 7: Behind the Curtain.  We also chat about Joey's inability to bake as well as lie, Eli's elation for Travy babys return, and then we quash heretical theories set forth by heretics! 

In this week's new episode, we discuss Critical Role, C3E6: Growing Bonds and Teasing Threads.  We also chat about Joey's history of vomiting and Eli's love of nasty nasty hot milk!

WE ARE BACK BABY! After stuffing our faces with holiday treats, we are back to discuss C3, Episode 5: The Threat Between The Walls!  We also talk about Starbucks orders, Twitter formalities, and the fate of The Gambler's Blade!

In this weeks all new episode, We discuss Critical Role, Campaign 3 ,Episode 4: On the Trail of a Killer. You also get to hear Joey's cat meow a lot, us deal with technical issues and Eli mishears a word someone said in the episode, and turns into a nasty boy. 

This week, We discuss Episode 3 - " The Trail and the Toll", and sing a sorrow filled melody out into the void, expressing our deepest sadness about an old dude. 

In this episode, we discuss Critical Role C3 episode 2.  We talk about character dynamics, how long Bertrand will live, the tone of the campaign, and if Bertrand will die of old age.

In this episode, we take a deep dive into Critical Role, Campaign 3: Episode 1. We talk character choices, Predictions for future episodes, THAT big reveal and Sam's favorite smells. 

We really tried to stay on task for this one, but man.... Centaur bards with huge hogs are a thing, and they are distracting as all heck.