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In this new off-season series, Ethan and Brayden have €100m to save your squad. First up, the dumpster fire in Manchester. Hojlund stays? Lisandro goes? Only one way to find out

Ethan and Brayden break down their table predictions from August, walk back some objectively horrible takes, and share some end-of-season awards

38 up, 38 down. Villa implode at Old Trafford, Newcastle choke against Everton but live to see a UCL place, and Chelsea takes care of business in a Top 5 skins match against Forest

Ethan and Brayden set you up for a potentially very eventful Championship Sunday with 3 Champions League spots still to play for

Liverpool are crowned champions as Ipswich's fate is sealed, the race for the Top 5 places rages on, and Ethan and Brayden try to make each other look silly with blind rankings.

The season from hell (ironically enough for the Red Devils) continues for Man United as they drop to 15th in the table. Plus, Chelsea drop massive points in the Top 5(!) race as Newcastle and City prevail.

Ipswich threw away a lead to the team they couldn't do that against, and their fate is now all but sealed. Plus, Villa pick up big points in the race for European spots and ChatGPT decides who is the best midfielder ever.

Liverpool soar as Arsenal falter, meaning we may have our runaway champions already. Plus, Brayden and Ethan breakdown the current Top 4 (5?) race and relegation battle.

Arsenal enacts devious revenge on City, Forest drops a touchdown and extra point on Brighton, and Liverpool pass the Bournemouth (A) test

It can't get much worse for Ange's men, as they concede two quick goals to Leicester and drop all three points at home. Plus, Bournemouth are formidable and City find a resolute victory against Chelsea.

Nottingham Forest take would-be champions Liverpool all the way to the final whistle, earning their stripes yet again in a 1-1 draw. Plus, Arsenal take NLD #2, Amad saves United, and January transfers are finally picking up.

19 down. 19 to go. Brayden and Ethan hand out mid-season awards and make bold predictions about what's to come before May.

City's unfathomable form continues as they slip out of the Top 4 for the first time in years. Plus, Chelsea look like title challengers and Liverpool lets everyone back in it.

That 6 loses in 7 games in all competitions for City, the last being at the hands of Arne Slot's runaway league favorites. Plus, Arsenal smoke West Ham, Chelsea smoke Villa, and Amorim tallys his first league win.

Ethan and Brayden take this international break lull to bring you some high-octane Premier League knowledge tests. Step right up and try your luck!

Ten hag's departure has us thinking about what other teams should be asking themselves as the first quarter of the season closes. Can Liverpool do it? Can Bournemouth scrape a European spot? Is Amorim the answer?

We're talking about Arne Slot's magnificent bald head of course, both inside and out, as Liverpool sit top of the league after 8 games. Plus, red cards bite Arsenal again, Southampton can't catch a break, and we break down our best Sitcom Character XIs!

Erik ten Hag drops his two starting center backs with his job on the line and ends up pulling out a clean sheet at Villa. Plus, Spurs collapse at Brighton, Arsenal and City earn comeback wins, and Ethan takes another Fifa Song Quiz.

City-Arsenal had it all this weekend, and Ethan and Brayden are here to break it all down for ya. Plus, Ethan quizzes Brayden on past EPL rivalries.

Brayden and Ethan give every Premier League club a letter grade through Matchweek 4

First a public denouncing of Wolverhampton (the city), then a public execution of Wolverhampton (the team). Madueke really hates Wolves. Plus, Brighton beat United at the death, Raya saves Arsenal, and Haaland is Haaland.

MW1 is in the books and there's nothing left to do but overreact to the opening weekend shenanigans. Brayden and Ethan provide one reasonable overreaction per match and rank the EPL's best strikers.

It's that time of year. Team by team, Ethan and Brayden break down exactly how the new season will unfold.

One month later and here we are; dazed, confused, and left wondering where all the time went (and how England managed to make the final). Brayden and Ethan breakdown everything you missed from the summer's festivities.

Croatia get grouped, USMNT might get grouped, and England fans think England might as well have gotten grouped. It's a international free-for-all on this week's episode of the TMW Podcast.

England? France? Germany? Serbia???? Tune in for over-researched picks on the summer's most anticipated tournament

TMW wrap up the 2023/24 season with TOTY selections, award picks, and reactions to their pre-season table predictions. What a podcast!

No drama for the neutrals on Sunday as City take care of business to win their 4th straight championship. Are we the farmers?

Klopp's Liverpool takes 2 brutal results and effectively falls out of the title race while Everton turns up the heat and secures safety. Plus Brayden ranks Europe's best derby's.

It's that time of year, folks. Brayden and Ethan make final table predictions as the season comes to a close. Who goes down? Who gets European spots? Find out with one tap of your finger.

City and Arsenal play to a dry goalless draw sending Liverpool to the top, United score and concede in the last 3 minutes of the game, and Ethan and Brayden break down the TV's best personalities bracket-style.

A Liverpool and City draw and a late Arsenal winner shoots the Gunners into 1st. Plus, Spurs wallop Villa and the two worst teams in the league both blow 2 goal leads. Yikes.

United go up early but end up rolling over in a 3-1 loss at the Etihad. Arsenal continue to torch the league, Núñez lifts Liverpool with the last touch, and the Villa/Spurs top 4 battle rolls on.

The gunners win 11-0 in their combined games over the last 2 match weeks, Chelsea earn a point away at City, and United continue to roll into the Top 4 race.

8 goals in 2 games for the Hatters sees them pop out of the relegation zone this week. Arsenal take down Liverpool to keep title hopes alive, United win back to back, and City cruise.

Premier League regulars Ivan Toney and Kevin de Bruyne both make their returns this week, both getting on the scoresheet in 3-2 wins. Plus, United and Spurs share spoils and Brayden and Ethan drum up some ideal January signings for Big 6 clubs.

Ethan and Brayden catch you up on everything you missed during the Premier League's hectic festive period, tier-list style. Plus, who was a better player: Di Maria or Robben?

That's four (4) clean sheet wins in a row for the Toffees. You do not want to play them right now. Liverpool stifled by United at home, everyone else takes care of business. Plus, we honor the Club World Cup with a game of Club Guess Who.

Arsenal and City lose, Villa and Everton cruise, who says no? Villa gets both Arsenal and City at home, Everton win 3 straight, and Liverpool go top.

The Premier League delivers another thrilling match week. City and Spurs play to a wild draw, Liverpool steal a 4-3 against Fulham, Newcastle and Chelsea handle United and Brighton, respectfully.

Everton get slapped with a 10 point deduction from the FA and Ethan is here to breakdown how and why. Arsenal go top after City and Liverpool share, Spurs lose their 3rd straight, and Newcastle humble Chelsea at St. James.

City and Chelsea were not concerned with conceding goals last weekend as they shared a 4-4 draw at Stamford Bridge. Wolves shock Spurs in the final minutes, Liverpool and Arsenal cruise, and we have a five (5) team title race.

If you look closely, you might be lucky enough to see some actual football in the middle of all the VAR. Arsenal lose on a thrice-checked and thrice- cleared Anthony Gordon winner, 9-man Spurs lose 4-1 at the hands of Chelsea, and Luton get a historic result against Liverpool.

Are the bald man's days numbered? A 3-0 thumping in the derby certainly won't help. Plus, Chelsea return to normal form, Spurs remain 2 points clear, and Ethan gives us his Meme D'or rankings on the year.

Who cares if it was a cross or a shot? Mikhailo certainly doesn't. Arsenal snatch back a point at the Bridge, Liverpool leave it late in the derby, and Spurs go 2 points clear at the top.

Yep, that was the last time Arsenal beat City in the league. Ethan was just a starry-eyed 10 year-old lad, unaware of the horrors the next 8 years would bring. Scott McTominay comes on and scores two goals in the last 8 minutes to beat Brentford (not a typo), Brighton and Liverpool share the spoils, and Newcastle and Villa are both held away from home.

I know we say this every week but this has got to be the worst refereeing mistake of all time. Liverpool lose 2-1 to the PGMOL away, Wolves steal all three against league-leaders City, Villa thwomp Brighton at home, and Erik 10th Hag gets beat again at Old Trafford.

Newcastle drop a hot and steamy 8-bomb on Sheffield United's forehead at Bramall Lane, Arsenal and Spurs share the derby, Liverpool and City roll, and Chelsea can't buy a goal. Plus, we honor the release of EAFC 24 with our very own TMW Fifa Soundtrack Quiz

Just 2 team that can't get out of their own way right now. Spurs win crazy against Sheffield, City comeback to beat West Ham, and Arsenal manufacture a win at Goodison.

Is it ever too early to start overreacting? Brayden and Ethan break down how much you need to start panicking about a few teams that were slow out of the gate this season.

You thought he fell off. We thought he fell off. He needed that. Newcastle swipe the Choke of the Weekend title right from Arsenal's hands. United mount an impressive comeback, West Ham beat up Brighton away, and City almost blow it to Sheffield.