We Already Had Clyde

Alex Haigh (@Owlhix, Flagrant Magazine, Rip Twitty) comes by to turn her camera on late, discuss PLAY-IN FEVER, the national anthem, animals, and then Brandon finally addresses his controversial Super Bowl party tweet.

Newly unbanned from the pod Jake Silberman (@thecomedianjake) is here to discuss the best player he ever saw as a child, anti-vaxxers in the NBA, and to finally address the years old game of 1 on 1 against Brandon that changed Brandon's life forever. Go buy Jake's album on iTunes and watch Jake on the Street.

We're joined by Portland/Blazers twitter God @PDXBROCIALITE to tell bus stories, strip club stories, bubble speculation, Brandon's new career as a YouTube basketball influencer, and how the Blazers getting this much respect is bad for business.

The original Blazers Outsiders lineup takes over the pod to rekindle that regional sports cable network magic! Dan Marang, Joe Simons, and Shain Brenden reunited and it feels so good.

Joe Simons from Blazers Outsiders joins the gang to discuss returning to TV during a pandemic, having natural JTT hair, being the mayor of Lents, mysterious bovine murders, and hypnotizing chickens.

The whole gang is here to cover everything from Labradoodles to Dame's cover art. Video of this episode is up on YouTube, go check out our faces! Free bonus face on YouTube only: Corbin Smith.

Brandon and Seth talk pandemic and protests, racist police, speculate on what Drew Brees third apology will be, appreciate JR Smith, share surprisingly good news about the coronavirus, offer up conspiracies, and discuss how/why the Blazers are coming back during all of this.

New host Kim (@kdubinthisclub) officially joins the pod! We discuss an incredible silver lining Coronavirus Blazers take submitted by a friend of the pod, best quarantine hangs, and how comedians are responsible for spreading this virus.

We're back with a huge announcement! But first we talk about Brandon not getting let into buildings, nature docs, NBA All-Star Saturday, bus justice, airplane rides, Dame DOLLA rapping with a bum groin, and how much Safeway sucks. 

World Wide Kim is back! We talk with @kdubinthisclub about what the Blazers should or should not do now that Rodney Hood's Achilles is shredded, bringing your own basketball to the gym, Lizzo, God, bad TV shows, good facebook shows, and we fire up the rumor mill because Stuart spotted Festus Ezeli in the Pearl.

Brandon and Seth defend Melo's Western Conference Player of the Week award, guarantee that Carmelo will be Finals MVP, and give tips for taking advantage of online furniture companies.

Brandon took a load management night so Seth's neighbor comic Shain Brenden joins We Already Had Clyde to challenge his former employer NBC Sports NW to a fight, talk about hosting the Oregon Sports Awards with Jordan Kent, investing booster money, Dajuan Wagner, how to fit a bed/couch/office/gym/club into a ten by ten room, and make references to local comedy. Also Carmelo and the Blazers are in here somewhere.

Comedian and one half of the What's More Metal pod Dan Weber joins Brandon and Seth to discuss Melo's debut, the all-time worst Blazers teams, and furniture shopping principles. Brandon debuts his new segment on pulled pork. 

Brandon and Seth are soul searching. What is We Already Had Clyde if EVERYONE is down on the Blazers? We give optimism a try, speculate about Anthony Tolliver's voice, talk about booing Drake, and identify the Miami HEAT player that gave Dion Waiters the gummy.

Seth and Brandon report to training camp for season 2 of We Already Had Clyde! We expose the Shaq vs. Dame conspiracy, Brandon's new coaching career, Mario Hezonja's pander game, and of course suicide pacts. No race science in this one but it's we're still getting into shape for the season.   

Shain Brenden (@shainbrenden) is on the pod to talk about Western Conference Finals Emotions, and the things that derailed us from making the NBA, we cover many topics.

Comedian Sam Whiteley (instagram: Slammin1977, twitter: locked account don't worry about it) comes by to help us heal after Game 5 and steel ourselves for Game 6. He also gives us juice on the world of high school basketball and deep cuts all around. Brandon reveals what made him the player he is today.

The Blazers are winning the championship so Brandon and Seth are making plans. Also: Boycotting the Rockets-Warriors litigation series and Steve Blake going undrafted by the Big 3.

Kim (@kdubinthisclub) is back coming straight from her debut on the local news as a popcorn critic to talk with Brandon and Seth about the Blazers path to the conference finals, Dame putting on the Mitt Romney suit to become the anti-Russ, ASMR, The Year The Blazers Could've Won It All If Nurk Didn't Get Hurt, Herman The Sturgeon, and exciting details about the suicide pact.

Comedian Shain Brenden (@shainbrenden) comes over to talk about the Blazers going undefeated in the playoffs, Corbin Smith, fantastic Rose Garden chos and how to order them, Barstool takes, Max Fortune, fruit costumes, Augusta Yellowjackets, and the amount of race science you have come to expect.

We Already Had Clyde sensation comedian Max Fortune returns to talk playoffs, his awful NBA award selections, secret player polls, and then Brandon reveals his theory that LeBron is QAnon. Seth just wanted to talk about the white ref dunking.

It's another cross over episode with NATIONAL NBA writer Corbin Smith and his world famous Take It Or Break It pod! We talk NCAA, Nurk's injury, Blazers future, Big Baller Brand's crumbling empire, and a whole lot more that you need to listen to because this is Brandon's MJ pod performance.

Cross over ep! Seth and Brandon intended to record an episode of Take It Or Break It with popular NBA writer Corbin Smith but a snafu prevented Brandon from making it. Luckily Hoopfluencer Ananth Pandian stepped up and filled in with some Brandon-esque wild takes.

NBA Writer Sean Highkin (@highkin) joins Seth and Brandon to talk about the Blazers hot streak tradition and NBA Hard Knocks, and then provides a comprehensive prediction that Space Jam 2 will suck.

Brandon and Seth are joined by pillar of the Blazers twitter community/Rip City Report super fan/inspired amateur forensic accountant Kim (@kdubinthisclub) to talk about the playoff implications of the Blazers getting stuck in an elevator, Brandon getting banned from a pickup basketball game, player goss, and Blazers championship suicide pacts. 

Comedian and Portland Trail Blazers most enthusiastic super fan Max Fortune (@MaxTFortune) joins Brandon and Seth to talk about the very long All-Star break, Bombing in front of Festus Ezeli, Blazers seven game road trip, Giannis, Kardashians, Canadians, recipes, stealing saffron, Corvegas, Gentle Dental, corporate tax dodgers that take slogans from murderers, shitting on Coach K, Ball In The Family, and much more, maybe too much more.

IT'S EP 22 SO WE HAD TO BRING IT: Comedian/Blazers Lifer Dan Weber (@danieltweber, pod: What's More Metal? show: Reading The Bible With Dan) joins Brandon and Seth on the couch to talk Enes Kanter, Meyers Leonard, Clyde Drexler, Greg Oden, Zach Randolph, Brandon Roy, Steve Blake, Damon Stoudamire, Portland being an overrated basketball city, favorite All-Star events and how to improve them, and of course Brandon got into some genetics stuff.

Seth, Brandon, and Chopper are back on the couch trying to keep up with insanity and inanity of the trade deadline, and, somehow, English cuisine and different types of American white basketball players.

Erik Garcia Gundersen (LeBron Wire, Locked On Blazers, etc.) is in the stewd to rundown the NBA chaos and what the Blazers won't do.

Seth and Brandon discover the real reason LeBron wants to play with Anthony Davis, discuss the Blazers having the worst shoe back court in the NBA, talk about the worst players to be referenced in rap, mean spirited player rap references, broke dating, and the life of a young Chalupa pimp.

oH bOY! Corbin Allen Smith (National Sportswriter, official photographer of Over It @ The Upper Lip!) is in the studio and tries to one-up Brandon in terms of insanity.

Oh boy. Quite. An. Ep. Seth and Brandon talk about the health scare at the Rose Garden (never Moda), the Pelicans, All-Star event picks (including a very crass white dunkers list by Brandon and a brilliant Skill competition American Gladiators inspired modification), celeb game aspirations, injuries, Boogie, and Seth refusing to play pickup basketball until he is healthy-healthy. 

Brandon and Seth get back together and get right to work on their relationship, then encourage Jake Layman to add sauce, and have a depressing talk about the Blazers struggles against the Western Conference.

Brandon forgot he had somewhere to be so Seth alone basks in this feel good part of the season talking about Dame creating for his teammates, Meyers Leonard aka "Big Nuggets", cool bartenders, Moe Harkless's shirt, and more.

It's a new year and pod mascot Chopper the Pit Bull snores on the couch as Seth and Brandon talk about Blazers purgatory, fav moments of 2018, resolutions for 2019, Nurk in the post, and Neil Olshey's steak bites.

Brandon and Seth talk about the Blazers being the best and worst team in the NBA, dramatic shoe names, and the do's and don'ts of gift giving this holiday season.

The coffee is hot and the takes are hotter as Brandon and Seth speculate about why the Blazers are terrible, try to help the Moda Center crowd out of their slump, their experience being Mo's Minis, why Dame to LeBron talk won't go away, why men can't have smart homes or animals or fruit, and if a Steph Curry led roster could beat a team made up of all-time NBA best-evers. Classic We Already Had Clyde right here.

The apple cider tea is hot with the fresh lemon squeeze as Brandon and Seth talk about the thin line between the Blazers being really good or really terrible, who will wear Kawhi Leonard's New Balance sneaker, the stupid stupid Western Conference, ramen, spaghetti, Iverson TGI Fridays sightings, and more.

The WAHC Thanksgiving special! Seth and Brandon talk about the best and worst Trail Blazer Thanksgivings, losing to the Bucks by 43, Markelle Fultz rumors, and more!

Seth and Brandon record live from Maui's during the Blazers Sunday afternoon blowout of the Wizards. Many hot takes.

Brandon whipped up some Zuppa Toscana soup and then Seth came over to talk about whether or not Portland deserves an NBA title, if the Blazers are doomed to be a Regular Season Team, LeBron, Markelle Fultz, Jimmy, Durant, Melo, and of course, Brandon's most recent pickup run-in.

Brandon and Seth are joined by NBA writer Ananth Pandian (@ananth_pandian) to talk about the Jimmy Butler trade, the best food option at the Moda Center (BBQ chick chos), Jake Layman, the Blazers arena announcer never saying Al-Farouq, the heated pickup basketball they played earlier, and how you either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain.

Brandon and Seth talk about the feel good win against the Bucks, which pick LeBron will be on the All Star team, the Wait Til Your Dad Gets Home power rankings, and say the phrase "Meyers Leonard is playing his way into the rotation" multiple times. 

Seth and Brandon check-in from Saturday morning run and discuss whether or not Brandon is a toxic locker room presence, if the Kings are tricking us all again, the Blazers win streak against the Lakers, and more. Also with a special guest appearance by the one and only Jewish Draymond: Jake Silberman. 

Seth and Brandon talk about: their dads, going into bars as children, Zach Collins's minutes, CJ's trouble at the rim, Pessimistic Predictions, a big shakeup in the Teams That Could Win 2 Games Against The Warriors In The Playoffs Power Rankings, and why Brandon is the Larry David of pickup basketball.

It's a special episode recorded at Brandon and Seth's Saturday morning pickup run. They talk Zach Collins, why handsome Josh Duhamel should have known better, the Brandon Lyons Sandwich, and MVP speculation. Also they talk sh*t about the people they play basketball with.

Brandon is missing so Seth talks about the (mostly) good early season vibes, the tough upcoming road trip, who on the current roster can fill the Rudy Fernandez role, and then suggests the idea of providing every player with one free pass to beat down a fan that provoked them (Adam Silver hit us up wealreadyhadclyde@gmail.com).

The Blazers season tips off today with a nationally televised game against the LAbron Lakers! Brandon and Seth talk about the match up, the Blazers unclear future, pulling a Jimmy Butler at your regular office job, and a lot more.

Seth and Brandon defend drafting Clyde over MJ, Oden over Durant, and talk some shit about the Trail Blazers front office. This is a sampler of what We Already Had Clyde is all about.