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Gutterball was driving on the wrong side of the road. JB is thinking of selling his truck. How long do horses live? How do you dispose of a horse's body? Housing market still sucks ass. Remembering 9/11 as elementary school students.
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Gutterball tries to justify drinking five days a week. JB is ignoring his health issues. The guys catch up and talk about their massive debts. JB sold his coveted crypto coin. Porn cartoon ads are strange. The guys used to work with a male pornstar.
The guys are back after yet another studio move. Lenny is back to cutting grass for free. Lenny's friend still holds a decade old grudge against JB. Gutterball was left in a stranger's house by Lenny.
Lenny has hemorrhoids that he likes to play with. JB found the male G spot in the shower. Lenny still has a dedicated sock for pleasure. JB made an interesting photo copy. Lenny gifted his sister's underwear to a girlfriend.
JB and Gutterball are sick and tired of breaking down people and their personalities. Lenny hard boils eggs from his chickens, and then feeds them back to the chickens. JB is watching Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul again. Gutterball thinks he saw a wanted guy at a bar, where his picture was up. New details and real court audio from Lenny's court case.
Gutterball once hallucinated on allergy medicine. Lenny attempts a practice job interview. Lenny can't name famous quotes from Forrest Gump. JB gets a weird voice message. Lenny claims he had to clean the bleachers with the football team after practice.
Lenny got his mom a musicbox for Mother's day and then got caught jerking by his dad. JB helps a homeless couple. Talking to the guy that JB helped out with money and a ride.
JB carried on a Myspace relationship without speaking to the girl in person at school. The guys tell the stories of their first time spanking the monkey. Lenny has no idea what a wet dream is. JB didn't understand how to masturbate. Gutterball shares depressing abuse stories. Lenny plans a big bonfire, without any planning or people.
Gutterball had two weird exchanges at stores in the same day. Lenny mistakes "buck" for "butt" and thinks JB's dad is a creep. Lenny and JB had group porn sessions. JB and Gutterball cried from a disgusting porn shown at a party. JB discovers a disturbing DMX song. The guys celebrate one year of the show drinking some sodies.
Ass wiping techniques. Lenny is going on a mushroom hunt. Lenny thought he got scammed by a company, but he never actually paid any money. Lenny's parents didn't know he was deaf until he was 5 years old. JB had plans to go to circus, kind of.
Lenny is back and so is his cigarette smoking. JB and Gutterball talk about their food addiction.
JB doesn't breathe when he is sleeping. The guys discuss their missed chances on Bitcoin. Why is Easter the way it is? JB got a dog. Lenny is in time out. Gutterball lands another auction score.
JB and Gutterball have been watching 1,000 pound sisters. JB is trying to accept his new life of being a fat guy. Lenny doesn't know how to turn his phone on silent. Gutterball's bank keeps getting money stolen. Lenny opens up about his struggles with his parent's divorce and his sobriety. JB wants to attempt to be a sports guy.
Lenny paid $52 to take a Lyft to be on the show. Lenny bought an electronics mystery box. JB's house is being overtaken by sunflowers inside the house. Gutterball's front porch is now a jungle with a family of skunks and a groundhog. Lenny surprises the guys again with his lack of common modern knowledge.
Lenny finally has news on his court case. The coronavirus hit close to home after a year. Drake Bell just decided he was Mexican and society let him get away with it. Should plastic potato toys have a gender? Lenny shares his vast knowledge of pop culture and American history. Who is pictured on US currency?
Lenny returns from his trip and has some explaining to do. Do you llaugh when you are alone, or is it just a social cue? Lenny has been having poker nights with JB's dad. The guys get their first live visit from Micheal.
JB finally got his chance to confront a pedophile. Gutterball doesn't know classic Disney movies at all. Gutterball explains the strangest neighborhood he lived in and his Cambodian friend. JB is considering a run at a world record.
The guys talk about experiences with the police. JB calls out Gutterball over his Christmas/birthday present. Gutterball is becoming a superstar flipper. Lenny is going crazy with political cult posts on Facebook. Lenny was groomed by a gay police officer and a "biker".
JB is leaving one of his bank accounts negative out of spite. Gutterball hates talking to customer service people who can't understand or speak English. How do you pronounce "caramel"? The guys are going to try to gain access to major stores by just carrying a clip board and a ladder and see how far they can get. Sharing thoughts about picking through garbage.
Lenny is starting a cult. A French woman avoided court for so long, she was legally declared dead. JB finally bought a penis pump. The guys light an intention candle and sample some hot sauce, courtesy of Gitsy's Infernal Garden.
Lenny tries to take control of the show. JB found the cure for falling asleep while driving. JB gained some weight. Gutterball and JB met a guy with incest in his family. Lenny has been getting rides to the bar from JB's dad. A children's cartoon in Denmark is in the news for featuring a main character with an enormous penis.
Lenny is trying to quit smoking. JB and Gutterball remember their old racist grandpas. Squirrels are on the attack in New York.
Lenny is taking old gifts and re-gifting them to his family and friends. Imagining Lenny as the Stork. Jb knew a guy that was a professional "slip and faller". JB and Gutterball use a smelling salt. JB is attmepting to become a leather jacket guy.
Lenny wants to quit before he gets fired for taking two weeks off. Gutterball once waited for hours in the cold for a girl at a park. Lenny had a rooftop bang. JB got caught by his mom having sex in her bed.
Lenny is in love with Mariah Carey but doesn't know anything about her. The guys talk about meeting famous people and being mistaken for famous people. JB egged his teacher's house after being called out for not washing his hands. How would you survive being homeless?
Gutterball is served with a shitty (literally) punishment for losing the mcnugget challenge. JB accidentally got stoned. Lenny doesn't know what MILF means.
The guys each attempt to eat 50 Mcnuggets. Who will win?
One of the show's biggest fans, Aunt Kathy, passed away. Lenny is a huge Mariah Carey fan, but can only name 2 songs. Lenny accused Gutterball of stealing copper from his garage. JB is still working on cleaning coyote skulls for the studio. The guys are going to eat 50 nuggets each next week.
Alex Trebek died while the guys recorded last week. Chet Hanks is at it again with his Jamaican voice. JB has been using Rogaine on his head and his face. Gutterball is having itchy ass problems. JB had a threesome with another man. The guys try to buy Lenny's internet search history. Lenny has a surprise in his camera roll. The show has a fan base in India.
Lenny is off his schizophrenia medication again. Gutterball is threatened by Lenny's friend for making fun of him. JB once got a thirsty text from Lenny's mom (allegedly). Gutterball thought 2 of his siblings were his cousins until age 7. Lenny explains the mustard seed relevance in the bible. How did Helen Keller write a book?
The guys go on a ghost hunt at crybaby bridge, where it is said a Satanic cult would sacrifice babies by throwing them off a bridge onto the road below. The guys explored the bridge and cemetery. Lenny exposed himself near a playground. JB had his eyes water because he was scared but it "wasn't tears". Lenny saw a white anomaly. The guys test out the "Ghost Tube" app to communicate with spirits.
Gutterball is 27. Jb is thinking about getting back into World of Warcraft. Quiet night time diapers would have helped JB in 6th grade camp. When a girl squirts is it just piss?
Lenny is back on board as a cohost. Lenny had a gathering that wasn't a party. Gutterball skipped prom to go to a party and it turned out to be a huge bust. Lenny pulled a butter knife on a spirit. JB's house is haunted by a little girl. The guys are going to do their own ghost hunt.
JB is tired from a night out. Gutterball cheaps out on streaming NFL games. The guys are watching Haunting of Bly Manor. JB was once scammed and forced into sex with a psychotic woman. Gutterball doesn't care that high school bully is dead.
Lenny is back on the show for the first time in months. JB is feeling old after not being invited to a bonfire. Lenny sings some Papa Roach. The guys play a card game called Incoherent.
Gutterball has a new personality with an Apple watch. JB is having tax issues. Chuck E Cheese is spending over $2 million to destroy prize tickets. Gutterball's gambling addiction forced him to spend $170 at an arcade and walk away with a stuffed pickle. Man cured of HIV has terminal cancer. The guys are going downtown Cleveland on tuesday to cause commotion outside the presidential debate.
The guys are back after a 2 week break. Gutterball is walking with a cane like Dr. House. JB is doing research on how to make a kid tough. Is visiting your high school teachers weird? Jb is still having "anti-wet dreams"
Gutterball had a crazy night taking care of drunk Chris. JB used to love picking boogers as a child. JB's hunt for a ghost pepper ends in his parent's back yard. JB finally eats the ghost pepper (which turned out to actually be a Carolina Reaper!)
JB is back in the studio and coronavirus free. The CDC says 6% of Covid deaths are strictly virus related without underlying conditions. Black Panther star dies of cancer. JB would go gay for Johnny Depp. Gutterball once witnessed a friend slip in human shit. The guys eat hot jelly beans because JB forgot his hot peppers.
JB is officially quarantined as he awaits his results from his Covid-19 test. JB explains his symptoms and the testing process.
Gutterball is becoming a boat guy. The guys don't make new friends as adults. JB is a snapchat guy now. JB eats pizza with peanut butter and jelly on it due to a snapchat request. Gutterball's wife delivers some hot peppers as JB preps to eat a ghost pepper.
JB researches people's misfortune for entertainment. Alex Jones goes on an anti-mask tirade. Gutterball tells the story of the Yellow Truck Guy. The guys decide to do a full investigation into the suspected pedophile.
Hovering over someone working is a dick move. Gutterball wants to get some chicken for the eggs. J.B. explains chicken anatomy. J.b. ripped heads off of doves when he was 10. J.B. is going to try the men's "G-spot".
J.B. explains what an "anti-wet dream" is. J.B. continues to dream of a girl who he's known for most of his life but does not talk to anymore. Gutterball saw a man who haunted his dreams for years. J.B. believes he astro-projected after smoking too much synthetic weed. Gutterball once witnessed hypnosis. The guys need to see a psychiatrist.
J.B. is trying to be happy because of a fan's request. J.B. brags about touching Kesha's hair at a wedding. Gutterball saw the most incredible mullet in public. J.B. is on a mission to take the longest dump of all time, so Gutterball gives him some ingredients to help. The guys do true crime and documentary intros.
JB's brother is talking Lenny out of being part of the show. Gutterball still hasn't heard from his brother that ghosted him. Gutterball has debt catching up to him. JB hates vampire kids. Lenny gives his story on the shooting at his home. JB breaks down the awful plot of a movie he's never seen, Sister Act.
JB is back from vacation. The guys moved the studio. JB watched as a kid lured his son into the deep water at the pool. JB can fall asleep anywhere and drove 12 hours home. Cell phones are incredibly addicting. Reminiscing on the Myspace days.
Chris fills in for JB while he is away on vacation. Gutterball and Chris are on their own vacation. Phone call with JB. Different ball-scratching techniques. A man at the bar claims he gets his power from staring at the sun every day. Gutterball claims he can taste the difference between pink lemonade and regular lemonade.
It's Tax Day and the guys haven't filed yet. Glitches in the matrix. Gutterball is having strange recurring dreams. Stew and roast beef suck. The building owner sent a message that said masks are required in the hallways, and didn't wear one himself! JB is going on vacation.
This episode is brought to you by working 7 days a week and hard seltzer. JB shares his vast knowledge of the menstrual cycle. Gutterball can put his foot in his mouth. Jb explains how a girl ends up using a dragon dildo. The guys ended up in the middle of a motorcycle club ride on the highway.