Xena Made Me Gay

Alice and Kris discuss whether Callisto is asexual, lingerie armour, and how much they love each other.

Alice and Kris discuss Teletubbies teleporting us to the Industrial Revolution, gay trams, and Salmoneus's secret stash of human-hair wigs.

Alice and Kris discuss the sexy potential of a fainting couch, whether twenty men in uniform constitute an army, and how a good skincare routine is key to being a successful warlord.

Alice and Kris discuss Karl Urban's cult leader muscles, Kyle MacLachlan's two-meter dick and Lucy Lawless's piercing blue eyes.

Alice and Kris discuss Ancient Greek Mexican dancers, Venus as the ultimate trans goddess, and Gabrielle's similarities with Disney princesses.

Alice and Kris discuss killing people with muffins, bulletproof marshmallows, and whether food play is sexy.

Alice and Kris discuss whether heterosexuality is lethal, afterlife nepo babies, and the urgent need for the death deities to step their pussies up.

Alice and Kris discuss horse hair care, medieval Y2K fashion, and the beauty of Paris Hilton's voice.

Alice and Kris discuss Xena's escape room hobby, Ancient Greek hair salons, and what aspects of the episode are the most like "Saltburn".

Alice and Kris discuss poetic twinks, Sylvester Stallone's fashions, and recognizable reception desk ladies.

Alice and Kris discuss dominatrix leg exercises, Xena going to Paris, and whether nightmares rob you of your beauty.

Alice and Kris discuss the importance of merch in Ancient Greece, dungeon guard burn-out, and new ways to fry iPhones.

Gaze at the gays behind the podcast, find out how XWP got mixed up with ballet and opera, and dive into the 90's chatroom culture on a very special and personal episode of 'Xena Made Me Gay'.

Alice and Kris discuss centaur procreation logistics, meeting the Head Lesbian, and whether Jared Leto should have appeared on "Xena".

Alice and Kris argue about the quality level of disposable boyfriends and feel frustrated by being given a sequel to what feels like a sequel but is instead a prequel.

Alice and Kris enumerate the appliances that are superior to Hercules. They also discuss extra windpipe holes and the approximate idea of a crocodile.

Alice and Kris continue to discuss weird concepts of virginity in XWP. They also talk about judging heterosexuals, casually joining resurrection rituals, and every worker's right to go on Holy Walks.

Alice and Kris discuss whether Ares is a bottom, the 90s flogging fad, Xena's Hulk moment, and saying "yay!" to resurrections.

Alice and Kris discuss the two important ingredients for fine dining, the difference between grope-y taverns and rape-y taverns, Corporate Evil Mixers, and advancing perversions.

Alice and Kris discuss nuclear family disruption, multiple MacGuffins, Xena's belly-dancing skills, and using infants as therapy.

Alice and Kris discuss “The Matrix” conspiracy theories, Alice's LARPing past, ayahuasca trips, extra toes, and weird concepts of virginity.

Alice and Kris discuss daddy issues, killing great warriors in the belly, rugged outdoorsy villains, and keeping communications open.

Alice and Kris discuss t.A.T.u.'s queerbaiting, popular 90s shows, why all the villages in Ancient Greece are poor, Xena's kung-fu powers, Gabby's “not like the other girls” attitude, and other bits that would make you nostalgic for our favorite lesbian warrior couple.