You Can't Kiki With Us

  Jasmine and Kevin are back to talk about the preferred way to travel, Jasmine's love for traffic and disdain for flirty cops, Kevin's art show updates and his love for Vegas poolside bars. The two make travel plans for an exotic trip to San Diego, and toy with the lovely and relatable idea of quitting our jobs. Listen as Kevin tries to convince Jasmine how magical Las Vegas, Nevada can really be! Is she convinced? Stay tuned and find out! Thanks for giving us a listen! Be sure to follow for more updates and bonus content! ;)  #podcast #youcantkikiwithus #yckwu  Find us on the socials and follow! Instagram: @youcantkikiwithus @jasminee_bee @makoa_lacrae @theekevipatti  Check out our YouTube Channel as well with more content and episodes: You Can't Kiki With Us!  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

....heeeeyyyyyy! Have you missed us?? Don't lie! You have! Grab a drink and let's catch up with this episode, babe!  This episode is brought to you by: Proper Drag Queen Theatre Etiquette! Jasmine and Kevin discuss the perks of working with drag queens, the time when Miss Rona crashed a baby shower, and potential drunk escapades in West Hollywood that involves our two favorite words: "Happy Hour". These two divas also reminisce about their night seeing Trixie and Katya, and Jasmine makes enemies at the theatre, of ALL places! Who knew there would be SO much drama at the theatre?! Kevin talks about his lovely time at Black Market Flea and how well-dressed everybody was in their Saturday Best. He wants it known that he does have a Coach bag, and he doesn't want anyone to treat him differently to where it begs the question: is it fashion? Thanks for giving us a listen! Be sure to follow for more updates and bonus content! ;)  #podcast #youcantkikiwithus #yckwu  Find us on the socials and follow! Instagram: @youcantkikiwithus @jasminee_bee @makoa_lacrae @theekevipatti  Check out our YouTube Channel as well with more content and episodes: You Can't Kiki With Us!  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Hey Dolls! We are back again with another tangent-filled, alcohol consuming, makeup applying, brain traveling across the sea episode for you! This episode is brought to you by: the resurgence of concerts since the start of the Patricia! The pod has returned with another iconique episode covering topics ranging from favorite venues and artists to see live, energy for shows then vs. now, Kevina gushes over Ms. GaGa and show memories, the greatness of bondage lewks, the start of Jasmine's goth slut era, Jasmine manifesting a Davey Havok and Chris Motionless throuple, Jasmine's selfishness in hoarding Central AC at the Globe Theater, Kevina bravely comes out as a 1D stan and covers stan culture, dream concerts, best and worst concert experiences and so much more! Thanks for giving us a listen! Be sure to follow for more updates and bonus content! ;) #podcast #youcantkikiwithus #yckwu Find us on the socials and follow! Instagram: @youcantkikiwithus @jasminee_bee @makoa_lacrae @theekevipatti Check out our YouTube Channel as well with more content and episodes: You Can't Kiki With Us! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

It's happening again. We have another episode for your ears! Kevina Dupree and Jasmine Bee have returned again for another completely illogical episode of the pod! Unfortunately, we are still sans LaCrae, however, hopefully she will be off her tour across the world feeding the hungry as soon as possible to bless the children with her grace. This episode is brought to you by: Trauma Dumping! The pod has come back with another riveting episode discussing a variety of menu items, such as: a Precinct Update from the end of last episode, Kevin's inability to tolerate IPAs, the urge to be in your own bed after a night out, Micky D's orders, Jasmine attracting the broken folks, setting boundaries, high school reputations, Jasmine's aesthetic as told by Kevin, being the new generation of Boomers, drug experimentation for research purposes, Euphoria recaps and controversies and rounding it out with the question of the century: Was Spike from Buffy a top or bottom? Some real hard-hitting questions and so much more! Thanks for giving us a listen! Be sure to follow for more updates and bonus content! ;) #podcast #youcantkikiwithus #yckwu Find us on the socials and follow! Instagram: @youcantkikiwithus @jasminee_bee @makoa_lacrae @theekevipatti Check out our YouTube Channel as well with more content and episodes: You Can't Kiki With Us! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Believe it or not, Season 2 now has an episode 2 and it's only 5 months in the making! Progress! Now with a new lineup (due to scheduling conflicts) we have returned for another episode of this legendary pod! Makoa LaCrae gave us remaining members of the trio an opportunity to have the spotlight for a moment, which...bless her soul, such a kind and selfless act. This episode is brought to you by: taking ANOTHER involuntary hiatus and finally finding the time to sit and hit record, unfortunately, sans one icon. The pod is back again with a fresh episode covering topics ranging from how we've spent the last 5 months, to accomplishing hair goals, to hitting WeHo solo and getting comfortable with outings on your own, to finding the appropriate drink limit to avoid tears, the impact of the remake of A Star is Born, New Year's Resolushes, Kevin obliterates an impression of a drunk Jasmine and so much more! Thanks for giving us a listen! Be sure to follow for more updates and bonus content! ;) #podcast #youcantkikiwithus #yckwu Find us on the socials and follow! Instagram: @youcantkikiwithus @jasminee_bee @makoa_lacrae @theekevipatti Check out our YouTube Channel as well with more content and episodes: You Can't Kiki With Us! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We did it, Joe! You Can't Kiki With Us has RETURNETH for Season 2! Are we still fabulous? YES! Have we collectively understood the concepts of how seasons work? NO! Yet...here you are. This episode is brought to you by: taking an involuntary hiatus and finally finding the time to sit and hit record! We have returned to your ear holes to give you a second dose of bullshit, completely uncalled for behavior and a sprinkle of new energy! Listen in on these divas discussing Evita party shenanigans, Glen Close Encounters, Belly Button Cut-Blouses, Hemmies at the Doc with Dr. First Knuckle, which tree Kevina Dupree is playing in the new show she's been cast in, Halloween plans, struggling to record with the noise of Hollywood, peaking too high on a vacation and the pain sways that follow, Bathroom Drunk time loops, breakaway pants and so much more! In the wise words of Miss Kevin Patrique Campa, "She's not a top, she's a blouse." Thanks for giving us a listen! Be sure to follow for more updates and bonus content! ;) #podcast #youcantkikiwithus #yckwu Find us on the socials and follow! Instagram: @youcantkikiwithus @jasminee_bee @makoa_lacrae @theekevipatti Check out our YouTube Channel as well with more content and episodes: You Can't Kiki With Us! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This episode brought to you by: The vast spectrums of sexuality and the power in not having to have an answer! In the next episode, the trio get into deep discussion on knowing your sexuality vs figuring out your sexuality and not having to have a due date to know it. Come join a dive into the fluidity of sexuality, the opportunity to continue to learn and how to be comfortable in the unknown, and much more! Thanks for giving us a listen! Be sure to follow for more updates and bonus content! ;) #podcast #youcantkikiwithus #yckwu Find us on the socials and follow! Instagram: @youcantkikiwithus @jasminee_bee @makoa_lacrae @theekevipatti Check out our YouTube Channel as well with more content and episodes: You Can't Kiki With Us! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This episode brought to you by: The mighty return of Prosecco! In the next episode, the trio bring the SPOOKY! With topics including: the exorcism of Jasmine's parent's house and the struggle of finding a priest in modern days to complete said exorcism, Makoa's bloated ghost visit with a cameo of the Virgin Mary's booking headshot photo, Kevin's late grandfather helping find lost items, Kevin's brujeria, a future tarot card reading episode, Makoa's chance encounter with a psychic, Jasmine's intuition of "Louis-Gate" (trust, you'll wanna learn from this story), the remnants of ostrich feathers and fake eyelashes collecting in Jasmine's car, the cultural reset that was AHS: Coven and much more! Thanks for giving us a listen! Be sure to follow for more updates and bonus content! ;) #podcast #youcantkikiwithus #yckwu Find us on the socials and follow! Instagram: @youcantkikiwithus @jasminee_bee @makoa_lacrae @theekevipatti Check out our YouTube Channel as well with more content and episodes: You Can't Kiki With Us! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This episode brought to you by: Makoa's stock in AMC! In the next episode, the trio come back from a break to discuss the movies that shaped them into who they are today, Makoa struggles through pronouncing SEVERAL names in the industry, how the French Court was essentially the first YouTubers "Get Ready With Me" aesthetic, the gag of Kiera Knightley being a whole teenager in Pirates of the Caribbean and Love Actually, first theater experiences as kids which segues into how we used to pronounce Hermione, the full impact of the latest installment of A Star is Born, Jasmine's refusal to watch High School Musical or Camp Rock, Kevin's childhood heartbreak in discovering the fate of Judy Garland, Jasmine's childhood Moby moment with Cher, and many more abrasive screams of laughter to torment your listening ears with! Thanks for giving us a listen! Be sure to follow for more updates and bonus content! ;) #podcast #youcantkikiwithus #yckwu Find us on the socials and follow! Instagram: @youcantkikiwithus @jasminee_bee @makoa_lacrae @theekevipatti Check out our YouTube Channel as well with more content and episodes: You Can't Kiki With Us! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This episode brought to you by: Pride Month Celebrations! In our next episode, the Trio return to discuss what Pride month means to us, previous Pride events we have attended over the years, that one high note in "Bleeding Love" by Leona Lewis that changed the world, the impact of porn in today's day and age, the beauty of allies in the LGBTQIA+ community, the new show "Legendary" bringing Ballroom Culture into the mainstream, sneak watching America's Next Top Model, Drag Race and Queer as Folk as young people and a quick cheers before another outing at the iconic Executive Suite! Thanks for giving us a listen! Be sure to follow for more updates and bonus content! ;) #podcast #youcantkikiwithus #yckwu Find us on the socials and follow! Instagram: @youcantkikiwithus @jasminee_bee @makoa_lacrae @theekevipatti Check out our YouTube Channel as well with more content and episodes: You Can't Kiki With Us! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This episode brought to you by: An Official 3rd Host! In our next episode, Makoa and Jasmine welcome the official 3rd host of the show, Kevin Patrick Campa! This week's topic was attempted to be self-care, but being on-brand, the trio decided it would also make sense to discuss topics including, but not limited to: shopping, skin care, trips abroad, sexual preferences, cooking, food, TV, an inordinate amount of time spent quoting the iconic film Baby Mama and placing Taco Bell orders whilst discussing acupuncture, plus much more (as if there was more that could be squeezed into this episode - not unlike Makoa's trusty corset). It's a match made in mediocrity. Thanks for giving us a listen! Be sure to follow for more updates and bonus content! ;) #podcast #youcantkikiwithus #yckwu Find us on the socials and follow! Instagram: @youcantkikiwithus @jasminee_bee @makoa_lacrae @theekevipatti Check out our YouTube Channel as well with more content and episodes: You Can't Kiki With Us! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

*Warning: this might be our best episode yet, so brace yourself for a lot of Jasmine's abrasive laughing (this is the edited-down version) and Makoa's iconic reads with an even playing field of Kevin's rebuttals. This episode brought to you by: yet ANOTHER rekindled friendship from high school. In our next episode, Makoa and Jasmine return with special guest, long-time friend and Lady GaGa's biggest fan: Kevin Patrick Campa! This time, discussions get wild talking about first time experiences (advisory: explicit content lies ahead) and the group proceeds to make up for lost time in completely dragging each other for an hour of laughs, sexual soundtracks and never looking at a red truck, an airplane hangar, side alleys of stranger's houses or 99' Honda Civics the same again. Thanks for giving us a listen! Be sure to follow for more updates and bonus content! ;) #podcast #youcantkikiwithus #yckwu Find us on the socials and follow! Instagram: @youcantkikiwithus @jasminee_bee @makoa_lacrae Be sure to check out our friend Kevin's Instagram for lewks, fashion, serves and glamour! @theekevipatti Check out our YouTube Channel as well with more content and episodes: You Can't Kiki With Us! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This episode brought to you by: Executive Suite pulling our whole lives together. In our next episode, Makoa and Jasmine return to reminisce on the previous night's endeavors at Executive Suite! Makoa discusses her first night out in FULL drag, Jasmine gushes over the kindness of Morgan McMichaels and the duo discuss incredible opportunities ranging from chatting with Nicole Byer about having tickets to see her next month, praising Laganja Estranja's unmatched performance skills and more! Thanks for giving us a listen! Be sure to follow for more updates and bonus content! ;) #podcast #youcantkikiwithus #yckwu Find us on the socials and follow! Instagram: @youcantkikiwithus @jasminee_bee @makoa_lacrae Check out our YouTube Channel as well with more content and episodes: You Can't Kiki With Us! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This episode brought to you by: expired milk in 3 double shot espressos. In our next episode, Makoa and Jasmine are here to learn a multitude of lessons ranging from maybe NOT shotgunning 3 double shot espressos that expired the month prior, to the specific personality traits we each respectively have. This week, our hosts took a special quiz through 16personalities.com (not sponsored) and discuss the results as Makoa struggles through digesting an unfortunate recording beverage choice. Thanks for giving us a listen! Be sure to follow for more updates and bonus content! ;) #podcast #youcantkikiwithus #yckwu Find us on the socials and follow! Instagram: @youcantkikiwithus @jasminee_bee @makoa_lacrae Check out our YouTube Channel as well with more content and episodes: You Can't Kiki With Us! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This episode brought to you by: prolonged spans of time between recordings.  In our next episode, Makoa and Jasmine have returned to the reliable audio settings to discuss a multitude of BS.  This week, our hosts give a recap of the weekend shenanigans, recovering from excessive drinking due to stressors, how to treat people who come to you with struggles, the impending hot girl summer, making changes, upcoming drag content and more!  Thanks for giving us a listen!  Be sure to follow for more updates~ And shoutout to the incredible @cxntosaurusrex for being so sweet and nice to our dear bb drag queen, Makoa!  Check out her insta from some incredible lewks and life-changing beauty!

We have updates and we are HERE to talk about it. This episode brought to you by: Tardiness and Long Lost Siblings. In our next espresso-induced episode, Makoa provides a first look, play-by-play recap of meeting the infamous, recently discovered sisters in-person (see episode 3 for the backstory), the joys of aunt/uncle-hood, Jasmine reminisces on the days of Warped Tour and Buzznet, the struggles of aging and no longer having supportive consitutions for alcohol consumption, our respective lipsync set lists and more! Thanks for giving us a listen! Be sure to follow for more updates and possibly future bonus content! ;) #podcast #youcantkikiwithus #yckwu Find us on the socials and follow! Instagram: @youcantkikiwithus @jasminee_bee @makoa_lacrae Check out our YouTube Channel as well with more content and episodes: You Can't Kiki With Us! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Baby, we made it to five episodes - look at us go! Join Makoa and Jasmine in a candid conversation about treating drag queens with respect, drug experimentation, public restrooms, plastic surgery, middle school and high school locker room traumas and every other topic in one, 1-hour sitting! Because who can stay on topic? NOT US. This episode brought to you by: Character Building Experiences. In our next scatter brained episode, Makoa and Jasmine bounce around every topic and then some, including reminiscing on recent WeHo adventures, public restroom horror stories, BBLs, the trauma that is puberty with wretched children that make it worse, which stars would re-enact our tragic deaths and even more! Thanks for giving us a listen! Be sure to follow for more updates and possibly future bonus content! ;) Also, if you're not sure what the INCOMPARABLE Stormi Series is on TikTok, go check @mass.mandato on TikTok! #podcast #youcantkikiwithus #yckwu Find us on the socials and follow! Instagram: @youcantkikiwithus @jasminee_bee @makoa_lacrae Check out our YouTube Channel as well with more content and episodes: You Can't Kiki With Us! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

It's the 4th episode and we are here to stay!! This time, with some Maury-level drama that Makoa shares from a recent finding off a DNA website involvement. Honestly, nothing else discussed is as important as this journey, so hop in for the ride! This episode brought to you by: Maury. In our next (coffee-fueled) episode, Makoa gives us a peak into the recent discoveries from a look into genetic histories and it's not something you wanna miss! We MUST contact Bravo for a new reality show with this content. Plus: a peak into the incredible store Retro Reload (@retro_reload), future WeHo plans and so much more! Thanks for giving us a listen! Be sure to follow for more updates and possibly future bonus content! ;) #podcast #youcantkikiwithus #yckwu Find us on the socials and follow! Instagram: @youcantkikiwithus @jasminee_bee @makoa_lacrae Check out our YouTube Channel as well with more content and episodes: You Can't Kiki With Us! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This episode brought to you by: Bottomless Prosecco on an Empty Stomach! In our next episode, Jasmine and Makoa discuss the origin story of this friendship that went years without contact and morphed into speaking daily and creating a podcast together, plus: life decisions for a bright future, pre-COVID concert memories, surprise gifts mid-recording, interrupting work presentations for cosmetic purchases and more! Thanks for giving us a listen! Be sure to follow for more updates and possibly future bonus content! ;) #podcast #youcantkikiwithus #yckwu Find us on the socials and follow! Instagram: @youcantkikiwithus @jasminee_bee @makoa_lacrae We will soon be creating our YouTube Channel as well with more content and episodes! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In our second episode, not only have we started figuring out how to record audible audio, but we also discuss: traumatic injuries, ballad requirements including Celine Dion, Drag Race, side-hustles and Lady GaGa! Thanks for giving us a listen! Find us on the socials and follow! Instagram: @youcantkikiwithus @jasminee_bee @makoa_lacrae We will soon be creating our YouTube Channel as well with more content and episodes! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app