Podcasts about dog thoughts

Hello faithful Text Me Backolytes and welcome new listeners (we're sorry in advance to newbies! You could not have chosen a more wild starting place, but you'll catch on fast!). Today Lindy and Meagan kick off with a humble but necessary installment of Department of Corrections: Peter Edition. Apparently one of these colonizing yahoos from last week did, in fact, step foot in Washington State–but don't worry, we've decided to make that one a bonus Q so you can still graduate 8th grade. But the question remains: WHICH Peter from last week is the lucky boy to bless this mess? Tune in to find out.Then it's straight into Dog Thoughts, where we learn that Barry is a secret alpha?? You been listening to Joe Rogan, Bar???? Apparently, our gentle copper king does toxic male behavior at a public gathering and no amount of bully sticks–with or without Lindy's signature flavoring–can calm him down. Meanwhile, back at the Pennsylvanian Dutch Farm that is Meagan's condo, Kevin screams at ghosts in the living room. The vibes are unwell.And finally, the most Normalest News: Dire wolves have a moment in the sun before the reality of the situation is understood (GMO wolves are a little less cool to market than Dire Wolves so we don't NOT get it, but girl we need healthcare so can we focus, or????). And to round out our Normal News segment, Meagan brings us intel that people are body-shaming a mascot. SO NORMAL. Ellie the Elephant, we love you and you owe us NOTHING besides several headstands, fierce braid swings, and a liberal twerking of that ass on that court.And our 95%ers are in for a treat at the end where Lindy offers an unsolicited rotation of impersonations!!!!! You literally do not have to stick around and we're flummoxed every time you do!NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!Learn what they ACTUALLY put in bully sticks in Lindy and Meagan Start a Wikifeet Retirement Plan! Revisit the first appearance of Dr. Freek Vonk and Freekaconda in Lindy and Meagan have Died of DysenteryMeet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsDiscover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It's Our First Episode!WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE:“This show is a delight and so hilarious. As someone who used to live in both Seattle and DC, I love that Meagan and Lindy make me miss both places.”FANNTASTIC15 THIS PLACE ISN'T THE SAME WITHOUT YOU COME HOME TO US!STUFF TO CHECK OUT:Lindy's conservation BFF Paul Rosolie on IGBlood-drinking Anti-anti-aging guy storyEllie the Elephant response vid @bigellieliberty Check out Meagan's latest installment of SWAMP PERSONSubscribe to Lindy's newsletter butt news!Join our Discord! We're obsessed with these people.Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)Go see our Czar of Sound Force Ahamefule J. Oluo at Madame Lou's on Thursday 4/17!⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPodAlso! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice.Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!Special thanks as always to our perfect angels: Jeannie Yandel, Brandi Fullwood, and Isolde Raftery.⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lots of news to get into today! First up, we start off with DOG THOUGHTS that includes an absolutely iconic voicemail from a very good husband listener named Gerald. Yes, Gerald, this time we ARE talking about you! If YOU want to tell us more about bull penis use-cases, call the Best Friend Party Phone at (703) 829-0003. And we have a new segment: The Reddit Report! What on Eru's green Middle Earth is friggin HAPPENING around here??? Is it so hard to all agree that literal Nazis are bad and don't belong in our Hobbitty little lives? Don't let them make it normal, precious! What are your favorite NON-Nazi subreddits?? Email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!And last but not least: We check in on Lindy's Rebuilding Year, which has had some exciting new developments (feet pics

We're back again! And maybe this episode is slightly more normal than last week's (complimentary)? We're back on our Whatcha Watchin' nonsense, and we're talking Later Daters, The Ultimatum, Dateline, Sports (Beyoncé), and last and absolutely least: ReelShorts (??). Have you seen Later Daters?? TELL US YOUR THOUGHTS at deartextmeback@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram. Are you getting served ReelShorts slop? Tell Meagan EVERYTHING via the Best Friend Party Phone at (703) 829-0003. Bonus points if you tell us what soaps you grew up with.We are also ecstatic to present our new signature Dog Thoughts jingle (thank you Chelsea + partner + dog!). Top billing under Dog Thoughts: what the hell, Kevin. Second billing: Barry, you're killing us. Third item: we love these friggin' pups, never change

We recorded this a long time ago and we don't remember what we said, but this is the title that we gave that recording, so here you go. 

This week, Lindy and Meagan both realize that they've been having thoughts about dogs, which we're sharing in a new segment called DOG THOUGHTS. What if dogs could sweat? And what, exactly, is the nature of a dog's business?Then, we have a story from the Best Friend Party Phone about a piece of fan mail gone horribly wrong--a seemingly innocent letter traumatized a room full of fourth graders, teaching them the hard way that the Killer is real and he lurks everywhere. Even in your homework assignments. Lindy and Meagan go on to reminisce about their own experiences bothering celebrities in the 1990s, including one of the most legendary moments from their friendship lore: the time they met their late-night talk show host hero. Tune in to find out how much they scared him!And finally, your intrepid hosts discuss WHATCHA WATCHIN'???, a segment about whatch they watchin'. Spoiler alert: Lindy is watching Shogun and Meagan is watching true crime slop. But thank god for the slop, because Meagan has uncovered evidence suggesting that Keith THEE Morrison is not only a superfan of this podcast but subscribes to the Patreon as well. Delusional? You be the judge.⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPodAlso! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!Full videos of our episodes are on YouTube at @textlindyandmeaganbackYou can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is supported by COPILOT Collective and produced by Alli Slice.Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!Special thanks as always to our perfect angels: Jeannie Yandel, Brandi Fullwood, and Isolde Raftery.⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°✩⋆｡°See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This episode was split as I recorded the beginning portion when I was 25 years old and the second portion when I was 26 years old. It was a time for reflection and sharing about some things that have been on my mind. Thankful for everyone who has been in my life leading up to this epi, particularly those I mentioned in the recording, especially my wife

While we're on hiatus, it's a perfect time for you to revisit our first episode! We discuss dog thoughts, self checkouts, the idiom "a dog's age," and more!

It's a goofy one this week folks. We talk about the old colors, elected canine officials, the best thing a robot could ever do, and we fall right into the chowder talking about the nether realm that is dead animal thoughts. Stick with with us.

After a day of home decor shopping, we chat about the thoughts that dogs have, and progress into deeper topics. Find us on instagram and Facebook! https://www.instagram.com/carscookingcrap/ https://www.facebook.com/pg/carscookingcrap/videos/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/carscookingcrap/support

#bouttimeitsfriday Welcome Dirty Birdies (CAW CAW) to THIS Friday episode of the comedy podcast BOUT TIME!!  This week we have US! Sean and Patrick forgo a guest for a fun SKETCH HEAVY episode! This episode Sean does ONE QUESTION, we talk about Facebook frustrations, Tyrese, Payton Manning's head size, DMX has a new podcast called "Dog Thoughts with DMX", Sean and Patrick do Sexy Joke time, and we get a visit from the Buzzword Podcast!   All sketches are 100% improv!! CATCH THE MAGIC!    Check out all of our social media @bouttimepodcast on Instagram, Facebook, and twitter! Check us out, let us know what you like and share your favorite episode with us! SERIOUSLY DO IT THO!   Feel free to send us an email at bouttimepodcast@gmail.com. Tell your Android friends that they can listen on the website bouttime.libsyn.com ! Tell your ITUNES friends to listen on iTunes! iHeart Radio! EVERYONE LISTENS!!!! Like, share,subscribe, repeat. Tell a friend so we can help this thing GET BEING BIGGLY!!!!   See you next Friday! Same Bout Time Same Bout Channel!!!   -Patrick and Sean

Just some thoughts on Pride   For all the things and stuff: www.workshedpod.com

Remembering Prince.

A rather pointless and ill prepared 18 minutes of nonsense. Still, could be worse. Could've easily been 20 minutes.  This episode is "sponsored by" Audible. www.audibletrial.com/workshed

In this episode host Ian Lawton speaks with self proclaimed Queer, Radical, Activist Thomas Dunning. This lengthy talk covers the subjects of gun violence, homophobia, racism, feminism & alcoholism, to name but a few, but with a healthy dose of spirituality, love and friendship. Dog Thoughts waxes lyrical on driverless cars while Benny Red pulls no punches yet again on Misanthropy Rising to close out the show. This episode is brought to you by Audible. www.audibletrial.com/workshed For all other things and stuff: www.workshedpod.com  

An extended observation on the litter problem in my small town including the strange phenomenon of the "bag o' shite"...   Visit www.workshedpod.com for all the things and stuff.

Short little message for those of you feeling the tug of the passage of time on New Year's Eve.   Go to: www.workshedpod.com  for all the things and stuff. 

Short episode of Dog Thoughts Extra to commemorate the anniversary of the death of Carl Sagan.   Additional music by Chris Zabriskie http://chriszabriskie.com/ This episode is brought to you  by Blinkist. Valid till 27th December, buy one subscription and get another for free! www.workshedpod.com/halfsies 

Second in a series of BONUS episodes of Dog Thoughts, Dog Thoughts Extra. While dog walking Ian shares his feelings about certain companies and the relaxed attitude we have towards them. Yes, a bar of chocolate can really make a difference. Want a free audiobook courtesy of Workshed Podcast? Visit www.audibletrial.com/workshed sign up for a 30 day trail and get a free audiobook of your choice, yours to keep even if you cancel the trial. BUT if you do decide to keep your subscription you will help support our show.

First in a new series of BONUS episodes of Dog Thoughts, Dog Thoughts Extra. (And an excuse to use up residual monthly upload allowance (forgive the tiny bitrate)) Ian shares his feelings about litter and litterers without pulling any punches. Yes, a grumpy old man with first world problems. Boo hoo. Want a free audiobook courtesy of Workshed Podcast? Visit www.audibletrial.com/workshed sign up for a 30 day trail and get a free audiobook of your choice, yours to keep even if you cancel the trial. BUT if you do decide to keep your subscription you will help support our show.

Ian is back. A short but sweet announcment of such with a bonus Dog Thoughts. More to come in time. www.workshedpod.com

We're back! Host Ian Lawton digresses with Robert Holt about cautionary tales, summoning dark spirits and offer more pseudo parenting advice. Dog Thoughts gets preachy and Ben Red shares his New Years resolutions in Misanthropy Rising. Todays episode is brought to you by Thomann. Click on the Thomann partner button on our website www.workshedpod.com