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Meagan is 44 years old! If you're reading this, you should have called in yesterday to wish her a happy birthday. She mighta been busy bc she is treating herself to a cardiac event or two at a sports game. Is it POTS …or (S)PO(R)TS?? Plus, we lament the rise and fall of blond-haired white boys. Spoiler Alerts for Alias (2001-2006) and Lost (2004-2010). But taking center stage is Judge Meags Lane! We are reviewing three issues for the day:Issue #1: Is Lindy guilty of being a big ol' b-word?-On the bench: Judge Meags Lane-Defendant: Lindy West, representing herself-Prosecution: Lindy WestThe Facts:Lindy has to interpret a TSA line in an airport. A lady in front of her forgets she has a belt on and gets booted from the line. Lindy advances within the line. A lady tries to cut in front of Lindy. Lindy has forgotten that this lady is the belt lady and says no cut-sies. Issue #2: Should we sentence Patrick Ta to 12 years of hard labor?-On the bench: Judge Meags Lane. -Defendant: Patrick Ta, represented by Meagan Hatcher-Mays-Prosecution: Meagan Hatcher-MaysThe Facts:??????Issue #3: Is Robert a lying liar?-Overseeing the case: The Textmebackoytes-Defendant: Jingleheimer Robert, representing himself-Prosecution: Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-MaysThe Facts:Robert is charged with heresy in the first degree in suggesting that other podcasts exist. Robert admits on tape that he has listened to and written music for this supposed “other” podcast. Tune in to hear the verdicts and sentencing! And if you are in the petit jury of Textmebackolytes on Robert's case, please call in ASAP or we will send out a subpoena on your ass (703) 829-0003.NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsDiscover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It's Our First Episode!WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! The Reason Podcasts Were InventedI have been listening to Text Me Back! since the very first episode and it has only gotten better and more hysterical as it goes along. It is a hilarious beacon of light in these dark times. Thank you Lindy and Meagan for sharing your thoughts with us. Mwah!ORYX_AND_CAKE THANK YOU FOR BEING ONE OF OUR BEST AND MOST LOYAL FRIENDS IN THESE DARK TIMES–ROBERT TAKE NOTE!!!!STUFF TO CHECK OUT:Order Lindy's book!!!! Adult BracesNEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)Check out SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy's newsletter butt news!Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!Subscribe to Lindy's newsletter butt news!Join our Discord! We're obsessed with these people.⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPodAlso! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!TEXT ME BACK is a comedy podcast where Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays spiral about politics, pop culture, dogs, space, friendship, anxiety, Lord of the Rings, and whatever cursed topic is haunting them that week. Along the way, they've welcomed brilliant and hilarious guests including Lizz Winstead (The Daily Show), Kelsey McKinney (Normal Gossip), Samantha Irby (We Are Never Meeting in Real Life), Guy Branum (Hacks), collaborators, comedians, political experts, writers, and internet icons for deeply unserious conversations.⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Hey everyone, welcome back to the Dear Nikky Podcast, where your filthiest confessions get the spotlight they deserve. I'm Nikky, and today we're diving deep into public exposure, surprise gangbangs, and hotwives who go from modest to monster-cock greedy in seconds.Three Teasers:First up — a husband drops his naked BBW wife at a remote hunting cabin… only to learn two extra men are waiting and she decides to take all three for an entire weekend of nonstop use.Next — a small-dicked couple goes full nude at Burning Man. She drips down her thighs while his tiny soft cock gets giggled at by teenage girls… until it's rock hard and everyone's taking pictures.And finally — a “modest” British wife in a short plaid skirt ends up tied, fisted, double-stuffed, and painted in cum while her husband watches through the hotel curtains.Stick around… it only gets wetter. In this explosive episode, you'll hear jaw-dropping real listener stories featuring:Blue-pill fueled public erection worship on a crowded nude beachA surprise multi-man weekend at a secluded hunting cabinFull-frontal Burning Man exposure with tiny dick humiliation and a dripping wet wifeA proper British hotwife who transforms into a filthy, squirting, throat-fucking cum slut during a hotel “surprise” threesomeJoin the fun:Discord: https://discord.gg/uqqxsCSDfwSubmit your own confession: Nikky@dearnikky.com or DearNikky.com/confessionsSupport Nikky:Patreon: Unlock exclusive confessions, bonus thoughts, and steamy Q&As → Patreon.com/DearNikkyNectar.ai: Explore your wildest fantasies with immersive AI experiences → Nectar.aiFeatured Release: Dear Nikky: Sex Confessions From People Just Like You is out now!Contact & Socials:Email: Nikky@dearnikky.comWebsite: DearNikky.com/confessionsTwitter / X: @DNikky162Instagram: @DNikky162Facebook: @DearNikkyContent Warning: This episode contains extremely explicit sexual content, including graphic descriptions of public nudity, exhibitionism, group sex, gangbangs, hotwife/cuckold dynamics, small penis humiliation (SPH), voyeurism, fisting, squirting, double penetration, deepthroating, cum play, and consensual boundary-pushing fantasies. Listener discretion is strongly advised. 18+ only.All stories depict enthusiastic consent between adults. Submissions involving bestiality, incest, underage, rape, non-consensual acts, or racial slurs are not aired.Get Involved: Got a secret fantasy or steamy confession? Send it to Nikky@dearnikky.com or submit anonymously at DearNikky.com/confessions.Love the show? Leave a review on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or your favorite platform — it helps new filthy listeners find us!Thanks for listening, you filthy animals. Stay nasty, stay safe, and I'll see you next time on Dear Nikky.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/dear-nikky-hidden-desires--6316414/support.
EVERYBODY LOVES BBW!This week, the fellas are stepping into barrel-strength territory as Q. Lewis, Bo, and the Angry Principal crack open a bottle that's bringing some serious heat—Hazelbaker High Proof Bourbon, clocking in at a mighty 130 proof!Produced by the team behind NULU Whiskey, Hazelbaker is a limited Kentucky bourbon known for delivering bold flavor without sacrificing balance. Aged for seven years and bottled at barrel strength, this beast packs layers of caramel, vanilla, dark fruit, baking spices, toasted oak, and a finish that lets you know you're dealing with a heavyweight. But the question is…
Today, we discuss ending the podcast. We decide…we still like doing this shit! Turns out podcast fun? Podcast helpful? Podcast...hopeful? Even though we didn't win a Golden Globe, that DOESN'T mean we didn't deserve a Golden Globe. Maybe next year! If you want us to keep podcasting forever, please give us some yummy yummy affirmations! We live off of your written reviews, your Patreon bucks, and your general accolades. That's honestly the main reason we're still here, so THANK YOU to everyone who supports us on the regular.Since we decided to continue the podcast, we're thrilled to introduce a new segment: The
RoofersCoffeeShop® LIVE hits the road for this special episode of Roofing Road Trips® from the CertainTeed Business Building Workshop (BBW), where we sit down with roofing contractors who are investing in their businesses, teams and long-term success through one of the industry's most respected development programs. In this episode, contractors share their experiences at BBW, discuss why ongoing education and peer collaboration are critical to raising the bar across regional markets and highlight the leadership, operational strategies and actionable ideas they are taking home for 2026 and beyond. The conversation also explores emerging trends, growth opportunities and the value of strong manufacturer partnerships, with attendees explaining how aligning with CertainTeed helps them deliver consistent quality while gaining access to resources that support sustainable business growth.
Welcome back, you filthy listeners, to another steamy edition of Nikky After Dark — the late-night podcast where your wildest confessions come to life. I'm your host Nikky, and tonight we're diving deep into temptation, discovery, and crossing lines you never thought you'd cross.Here are three short teasers of what's coming up in this episode:A bored housewife in a sundress ends up riding her retired neighbor's massive nine-inch cock every night while her husband's away at National Guard training.A broke college guy walks into an Asian massage parlor for his very first happy ending… and ends up painting the room with the biggest, messiest load of his life.And a shy, “innocent” friend finally admits she's dying to be tied up, edged for hours, and fucked senseless against a glass window where the whole city could watch.Stick around, because we've got even more where that came from.Episode SummaryThis episode is packed with raw, unfiltered confessions including spontaneous neighbor threesomes, a widower's bisexual awakening, a BBW hotwife's intense hotel gangbang, risky dorm creampies, a lucky college guy claiming his hot MILF neighbor, and an intensely taboo stepdad-stepson breeding weekend that gets extremely filthy.Filled with creampies, squirting, cum swallowing, age gap sex, domination fantasies, and plenty of first-time thrills — this one is pure heat.LinksJoin us over on Discord: https://discord.gg/uqqxsCSDfwSupport Nikky:Patreon: Unlock exclusive confessions, bonus thoughts, and steamy Q&As at Patreon.com/DearNikky. Join the inner circle for extra spice!Featured Release: Dear Nikky: Sex Confessions From People Just Like You is out now! Dive deeper into the raw, unfiltered stories you love.ContactEmail: Nikky@dearnikky.comWebsite: DearNikky.com/confessionsSocials: Twitter (@DNikky162), Instagram (@DNikky162), Facebook (@DearNikky)Content Warning: This episode contains explicit sexual content, including graphic descriptions of nudity, public sex, infidelity, group sex, interracial, bisexual encounters, and boundary-pushing consensual fantasies. Stories are fictional and depict enthusiastic consent. Listener discretion advised; 18+ only.Submissions involving bestiality, incest, underage role-play, rape, non-consensual content, or racial slurs are not aired.Get InvolvedSubmit Your Story: Got a secret fantasy or steamy confession? Write to Nikky at Nikky@dearnikky.com or submit anonymously at DearNikky.com/confessions. By submitting, you certify you're 18+ and agree to the submission guidelines.Say Hello: Have a burning fantasy or just want to chat? Email Nikky@dearnikky.com or connect on Twitter (@DNikky162), Instagram (@DNikky162), or Facebook (@DearNikky).Support the Show: Love these private peeks into filthy lives? Leave a review on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Spreaker or your favorite platform to help new listeners discover the heat. Your support keeps the conversation sizzling!Thanks for listening, you dirty listeners. Stay horny, stay safe, and I'll see you next time.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/dear-nikky-hidden-desires--6316414/support.
We really should have thrown out our BBW jingle, because today Lindy came locked and loaded with not one but TWO epic business ideas. Please direct all Middle-Aged Flower Girl booking inquiries to deartextmeback@gmail.com thank you, and if you care to invest in Mary Janes For Men call our reps at (703) 829-0003!And one of our most bizarre new segments yet: Straight Pride Month??!Since most of you have messed up brains like ours (as verified by the fact that you are listening to this episode and/or reading these shownotes), we respectfully offer a content warning RE suicide attempts. We're not making it that deep, but if you want to, feel free to skip 34:21 through 52:49. It involves TI (the rapper) coming to the rescue of **multiple people** ??????? Jokes aside, you don't need TI if you're struggling—maybe try calling or texting the lifeline at 988 or getting help via 988lifeline.org.SUPPORT RAIMUNDO As anyone who has met him can attest, Rai is a supernova of love and joy who would do anything for his community, and Rai's community is the whole world. It's time to reflect that love back to him. We encourage our Textmebackolytes to donate $1, $5, $12, whatever you can. Thank you to our lovely Patrons who have empowered the podcast to support our friend.https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-raimundo-stephanie-during-cancer-treatmentPlus, stick around for a touching tribute to Meagan's dearest 18 year old cat Eleanor. Eleanor, you've been a real one. Hope you're knock knock knocking over glasses of ice water on heaven's end tables.Stay tuned next week for a new segment Meagan's calling…The Foundation of Society! NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsDiscover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It's Our First Episode!WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! What in the world is a cheese strawIf you can't drink through it, I'm gonna be mad.SAMITME THE SCIENCE IS STILL OUT ON THAT–WE WILL NEVER STOP UNTIL WE GET ANSWERS THOSTUFF TO CHECK OUT:Miss Shelby Ann really is that girlOrder Lindy's book!!!! Adult BracesNEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)Check out SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy's newsletter butt news!Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!Subscribe to Lindy's newsletter butt news!Join our Discord! We're obsessed with these people.⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPodAlso! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!TEXT ME BACK is a comedy podcast where Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays spiral about politics, pop culture, dogs, space, friendship, anxiety, Lord of the Rings, and whatever cursed topic is haunting them that week. Along the way, they've welcomed brilliant and hilarious guests including Lizz Winstead (The Daily Show), Kelsey McKinney (Normal Gossip), Samantha Irby (We Are Never Meeting in Real Life), Guy Branum (Hacks), collaborators, comedians, political experts, writers, and internet icons for deeply unserious conversations.⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Hey you filthy animals, welcome back to Nikky After Dark — the only place where your dirtiest secrets feel right at home. I'm your host Nikky, and tonight we're diving deep into real confessions that went from “maybe” to “holy fuck yes.”Three Teasers:A nervous mid-50s BBW finally lives out her lifelong fantasy with a hot 23-year-old blonde who teaches her how to squirt, strap-on fuck, and enjoy a full weekend girl gangbang.A summer camp counselor gets caught in a drunk, feather-tickling threesome with a petite Latina and a kinky goth director who has a pierced tongue… no girl-on-girl, just him working overtime on both.A 26-year-old bi guy becomes the surprise anniversary gift for a mature couple — double penetrating the wife while her husband rails him, then switching holes for an hour-long screaming DP.Plus more wild stories including a spontaneous drunk pub pickup that turns into a messy double blowbang, a guilty daddy's intense ass-eating session, a hotwife couple's first MMF with double vaginal and creampie cleanup, and a BBC-obsessed cuckold hubby living out his ultimate fantasy.Nikky also answers a listener's voyeuristic “just watching my wife flirt” fantasy, drops a dirty riddle, and ends the night with a long, cruelly teasing Naughty Tuck-In full of chastity, denial, and post-prison power play.Stick around… it only gets nastier.Join us over on Discord: https://discord.gg/uqqxsCSDfwSupport Nikky:Patreon: Unlock exclusive confessions, bonus thoughts, and steamy Q&As at Patreon.com/DearNikky. Join the inner circle for extra spice!Featured Release: Dear Nikky: Sex Confessions From People Just Like You is out now! Dive deeper into the raw, unfiltered stories you love.Contact:Email: Nikky@dearnikky.comWebsite: DearNikky.com/confessionsSocials: Twitter (@DNikky162), Instagram (@DNikky162), Facebook (@DearNikky)Content Warning: This episode contains explicit sexual content, including graphic descriptions of nudity, public sex, infidelity, group sex, BDSM elements, and boundary-pushing consensual fantasies. Stories are fictional and depict enthusiastic consent. Listener discretion advised; 18+ only.Get Involved:Submit Your Story: Got a secret fantasy or steamy confession? Write to Nikky at Nikky@dearnikky.com or submit anonymously at DearNikky.com/confessions.Say Hello: Have a burning fantasy or just want to chat? Email Nikky@dearnikky.com or connect on socials.Support the Show: Leave a review on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Spreaker or your favorite platform.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/dear-nikky-hidden-desires--6316414/support.
Weeooweeoo breaking news! The gals are looking…gorgeous this week?? And in a segment we're calling
The Beard Gang is back in rare form for this one… and this ain't your granddaddy's rye.
This week, we step into an important new next phase of
The Beard Gang is back at it again and this time the fellas crack open one of the most talked-about new bottles in whiskey culture — Traveller Whiskey.On this episode of Beards, Bourbon, Whiskey, Q. Lewis, Bo and Angry Principal take a deep dive into the smooth-drinking blend created through the collaboration between country music superstar Chris Stapleton and legendary master distiller Harlen Wheatley of Buffalo Trace Distillery fame.Traveller Whiskey has been making noise across the bourbon and whiskey community for its approachable flavor profile, easy sip, and crossover appeal bringing together whiskey lovers, music fans and newcomers to the brown water world. But the real question is… does it live up to the hype once the Beard Gang gets ahold of it?
Uh oh! Voting rights have been dismantled and now Meagan is vying for crusty stinker of the week! But it's okay and everything is fine because she has made an important discovery, and it's something called…“The Marvel Cinematic Universe.”
Hip-hop meets the highball glass in this episode of Beards, Bourbon, Whiskey as the crew cracks open Amber & Opal Whiskey—a new flavored expression backed by none other than Ja Rule.Now you already know what time it is… when a celebrity-backed bottle hits the table, it's either platinum… or it's going double wood in the wrong direction.
Heavenly is a BBW traveling fetish model who has her own foot fetish and she called in to talk all about it. Tune in to hear all the details including how and why she got into taking pics of her feet and how her having big arches set her apart, the photographer who took her first feet pics and how that led her to starting to post online, the platforms she started building a following one and how and why she built up a large fan base early on, the male fetish content creator she gave her first foot job to and how and why that led to her developing her own foot fetish, how and why she's out and proud of what she does and how her friends reacted, how she got into other fetishes including tickling and face sitting and the type of content she produces that includes those themes, when she realized she was into women and how she eventually stated hooking up with them for content, how she feels about her fans anyhow she connects with them, the Auntie tour she's a part of and what's thats all about, the recent pegging scene she did with her female friend and what went down plus a whole lot more. You can find her on ONLy fans @heavenlyxperience and X @heavenlyXP8 GET A COPY OF THE STRICTLY ANONYMOUS BOOK! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY HERE: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd Pre-order audiobook version here To see HOT pics of HEAVENLY plus my other female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! To join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at strictlyanonymouspodcast@gmail.com or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show." Want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://LOADBOOST.COM - To get 10% off LOAD BOOST by VB Health, use code: STRICTLY https://PikaVibe.com/Strictly - For $15 off your whole order https://www.promescent.com/kathykay15 - New customers get 15% off entire order, automatically applied at checkout https://www.quince.com/strictlyanon — For premium quality Quince clothing plus FREE shipping and 365 day returns! https://beducate.me/pd2614-anonymous — Click here to take the quiz and get your personalized roadmap to sexual happiness https://bluechew.com — Buy 2 months of Bluechew GOLD and get the third month FREE! Use code: STRICTLYANON Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ X https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else: https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Today, we tide! Sadly, the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico kindly asked Meagan (la Reina Lazy) to put away her ass and return to the Continental United States immediamente, so she is back to report on if she a) kissed Benito or b) kissed Ricky Martin orrrrr secret option c) kissed Billy the Magician. AND we are reaching a muy satisfying conclusion to our lazy river saga, wherein Meagan finds the laziest rio in alllll of Puerto Rico. Sorry in advance to the polo-presenting Americans in our community – your experience is valid!And back at the ranch, Lindy tells us all about tiny town USA and her Braum's redemption tour. No more asking the teens behind the counter to defrost the chicken pimiento – we think you're gonna like what she ordered. NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsDiscover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It's Our First Episode!WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! The Only Podcast ?Text Me Back is, as far as I know, the only podcast. It gets five stars only because I cannot give more. It is excellent and no other podcasts would compare if they did exist. Lindy and Meagan are maybe the funniest people I know. I don't know them but if I did I would probably laugh a lot at their jokes. Their show segments are innovative and beyond compare.AUDIBLE IS STRANGE AND AWFUL WE'RE DESPERATE FOR THE TEA ON AUDIBLE AND WE ADORE THAT WE PASS YOUR HIGH STANDARDS!!!!!STUFF TO CHECK OUT:Order Lindy's book!!!! Adult BracesNEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)Check out SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy's newsletter butt news!Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!Subscribe to Lindy's newsletter butt news!Join our Discord! We're obsessed with these people.⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPodAlso! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Ohhh the space-time continuum is catching up! In this ep you can find out who Meagan yelled at JUST LAST WEEK!In this week's tidings, we finally get to hear about how Lindy's stay in Oklahoma City is going/went! Did you know in the Midwest there is no line ever, plenty of parking, and mansions for $12??? Are you one of the people in love with America's mid-sized cities? Tell us how YOU pronounce “Braums!” Call in via the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.And thrilled to announce an evolution in
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Welcome back, it's a brand new day because that's how time works. It's definitely not the same day, as you can see from Meagan's cool new way of sitting and Lindy's fresh new ‘do. In today's Whatcha Watchin',
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Space and time continue to be melded into one great big wonky mass, like a fruit roll up left in your car on a hot day. Where we are, the Heated Rivalry conversation is still buzzing, so we have a pret-tay heated take for you. And Meagan doesn't even know that her beloved Seahawks are Super Bowl champs! If you'd like to go back in time and let her know the good news feel free to call us at (703) 829-0003.And…we normally don't like to fight in front of the Textmebackolytes, but Meagan just could not hold her silence and live in a lie any longer. Sorry kiddos!!! Daddy just forgot his little meatballs! Does Meagan do repair? Will Lindy forgive? Tune in to find out, and if YOU have a bone to pick with us, write in at deartextmeback@gmail.com. We're P.U.B.E.S all the way down this week.But we round out the conversation with something nice! Meagan's Tiktok Digest brings tidings of men and boys doing nice things with and for each other, and not in a Heated Rivalry way at all. In just a friendly, nice little fella kind of way.NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!MORE baseball chitchat in Lindy and Meagan are Pumping Your Nads (Politically)Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsDiscover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It's Our First Episode!WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! Hi I'm in Delaware – This podcast is such a bright spot in my week! I've been listening and laughing since its launch (not to brag?) Lindy and Meagan are hilarious, and their infectious laughter is SUCH a balm. (Especially these days, sheesh) Thank you for bringing so much joy to your listeners' lives.COLLEEN MJ THANK YOU FOR BEING THE PRIDE OF DELAWARE!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!STUFF TO CHECK OUT:Order Lindy's book!!!! Adult BracesLindy's book tour infoIf you're in the Midwest, you gotta check out Lindy's OKC residency of Every Castle, RankedNEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)Check out SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy's newsletter butt news!Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!Subscribe to Lindy's newsletter butt news!Join our Discord! We're obsessed with these people.⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPodAlso! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The fallout from Ball In shakes the BookIt!Verse as LilXFudge presents a chaotic new episode of BIV 5: Malice! The newly crowned BBW Trios Champions, The Model Citizens, lock in their newest member after a wild Custody of Pretty Deadly Match that changes everything.But the biggest story of the night? PPW invades BBW, igniting tensions and signaling a potential takeover.Danhausen and The Boogeyman are fighting to keep their jobs, Mustafa Ali challenges Owen Hart for the BBW World Championship in the main event, and the future of BBW hangs in the balance.Fallout, invasion, and must-see moments—this is Malice.
Ooohh time-space continuum is on the fritz–it's a completely different day and yet…possibly the same day, who could say? They're wearing different clothes, so the evidence suggests either 1) a parallel universe is unfolding before us 2) we're caught in a time loop, or 3) that Lindy and MHM changed clothes between two back to back recordings to present YouTube viewers with a new visually stimulating experience.Here's what's so great about these fancy-pants studio recordings…the girls are spaced out and gabbing, and it's like they pulled up a chair for ya. It's nice!!! And it's all thanks to our devoted, mentally ill Patreon subscribers over at patreon.com/textmebackpod. You're sick and we hope you never get well.This week we talk about:-Reno
Guess what? At this point in time, it's Lindy's birthday!!!! What if you bought a copy of Adult Braces? What if you read it, even??? What a gift! And our gift to you, you ask? Why it's Emmy Award winning comedian Guy Branum!!!!! And guess what else? We're in New York City, baby! The city of apples! Did you know you can wear sweatpants to Broadway and they can't do anything about it??? Maybe they even LIKE it, who could say?This week, we're talking about:Kathy Lee Gifford (we stan)Jenna Bush Hager and Barbara Bush (we stan?)Ryan Murphy's oeuvre (jury still out RE: stan)Icons old gays rememberIf you're wondering why this episode looks..fabulous? It's because of our psychos over at Patreon.com/textmebackpod!!! Being able to record together in person is a really special way to challenge Meagan's seemingly insurmountable idea that the show is not a) good or b) successful. Thank you to all of our Patrons who encourage us to double down on broadcasting our savory array of hot takes and mental illness. Mwah forever and ever.NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsDiscover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It's Our First Episode!WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! We're SO THIRSTY for your nice words! Could be a nice bonus gift?? For Lindy?????STUFF TO CHECK OUT:Connect with Guy BranumCatch Guy's live show Be Fruitful!Order Lindy's book!!!! Adult BracesLindy's book tour infoNEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)Check out SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy's newsletter butt news!Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!Subscribe to Lindy's newsletter butt news!Join our Discord! We're obsessed with these people.⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPodAlso! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
RoofersCoffeeShop® LIVE hits the road for this special episode of Roofing Road Trips® from the CertainTeed Business Building Workshop (BBW), where we sit down with roofing contractors who are investing in their businesses, teams and long-term success through one of the industry's most respected development programs. In this episode, contractors share their experiences at BBW, discuss why ongoing education and peer collaboration are critical to raising the bar across regional markets and highlight the leadership, operational strategies and actionable ideas they are taking home for 2026 and beyond. The conversation also explores emerging trends, growth opportunities and the value of strong manufacturer partnerships, with attendees explaining how aligning with CertainTeed helps them deliver consistent quality while gaining access to resources that support sustainable business growth. Learn more at RoofersCoffeeShop.com! https://www.rooferscoffeeshop.com/ Are you a contractor looking for resources? Become an R-Club Member today! https://www.rooferscoffeeshop.com/rcs-club-sign-up Sign up for the Week in Roofing! https://www.rooferscoffeeshop.com/sign-up Learn more about CertainTeed here! https://www.rooferscoffeeshop.com/directory/certainteed Follow Us! https://www.facebook.com/rooferscoffeeshop/ https://www.linkedin.com/company/rooferscoffeeshop-com https://x.com/RoofCoffeeShop https://www.instagram.com/rooferscoffeeshop/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAQTC5U3FL9M-_wcRiEEyvw https://www.pinterest.com/rcscom/ https://www.tiktok.com/@rooferscoffeeshop https://www.rooferscoffeeshop.com/rss #RoofersCoffeeShop #MetalCoffeeShop #AskARoofer #CoatingsCoffeeShop #RoofingProfessionals #RoofingContractors #RoofingIndustry #CertainTeedRoofing
In the Text Me Back universe, Meagan and Lindy are but 22 days into the year. Ahhh so young so innocent. Their New Year's Resolutions clinging so bravely on.BUT FIRST. Not one, but TWO surprise microsegments from these two crazy ladies. Find out what little treat Lindy is finding criminally underrated, and which 2025 film has left Meagan losing faith in the integrity of the Oscars. Tell us which film you're committing crimes to help win best picture in the discord at patreon.com/textmebackpod #oscarssocars And in our headlining segment of the week, gird your loins and check your bedsheets, we're bringing back one of our OG segments. That's right…it's time for SNAKE OF THE WEEK.OUR CONTENDERS FOR SNAKE OF THE WEEK:SOTW #1SOTW #2SOTW #3SOTW #4SOTW #5As always, email us with your thoughts, and with any personal snakes of the week you'd like us to be aware of via deartextmeback@gmail.com.And on an animal-related note: How much onion can a dog eat? Licensed vets, please contact the BFF party phone at (703) 829-0003 if you'd like to be our resident veterinarian, we have a loooot of ailing animals.NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!Listen to our full 2026 resolutions in Lindy and Meagan will Run VenezuelaMeet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsDiscover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It's Our First Episode!WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! “This podcast gives me the same feeling as when I get to catch up with my long distance best friend!Thank you for making it ♥️”STSCHWARTZ THAT IS BECAUSE YOU **ARE OUR** LONG DISTANCE BEST FRIEND! ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ STUFF TO CHECK OUT:Pre-Order Lindy's book!!!! Adult BracesLindy's book tour infoFollow Meagan on LetterboxdNew Year's Resolution Fail dressNEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)Check out SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy's newsletter butt news!Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!Subscribe to Lindy's newsletter butt news!Join our Discord! We're obsessed with these people.⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPodAlso! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Guys…high school was CRAZY.This week, we sit down with names you may know from Text Me Back outros of yore, Isolde Raftery and Ella Hushagen. That's right, Garfield Class of NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS UNITE! Woof woof Bulldogs! Ella and Isolde unpack even more of what the hell went on at Garfield High, and it's a true testament to their journalistic chops that they broke this story back in Y2K and are still looking for answers (still waiting on your comments Seattle Public Schools! Call Isolde back!!!!). You're going to want to go listen to all available eps ASAP because all this makes Lindy and Meagan make sense. Pleaaaase please go listen to Adults in the Room! It's sooooooo gooooood. We're getting involved with THAT. And tell us about YOUR insane time being a teenager in the Discord at Patreon.com/textmebackpod :)Trigger warning: We do not go into gratuitous or explicit detail about these awful topics, but as it is the premise of Adults in the Room we talk about suicide, sexual abuse, and grooming. You know…major themes of the ‘90s. NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsDiscover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It's Our First Episode!WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE:Keep on Swamping.This show always gets my serotonin flowing. I think you should keep going with Swamp Person, too! Meagan offers a great perspective on the current state of the country. It's not sugar coating, but it doesn't make me want to wander into the woods to be eaten by a cougar.KMARTINEZ328 **THIS REVIEW** IS OUR SEROTONIN AND WE WILL NOT LET YOU BE EATEN BY A COUGAR!!!!!!!!!STUFF TO CHECK OUT:Adults in the Room with our besties Ella and Isolde!!Learn more about Rick here!Pre-Order Lindy's book!!!! Adult BracesNEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)Check out SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy's newsletter butt news!Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!Subscribe to Lindy's newsletter butt news!Join our Discord! We're obsessed with these people.⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPodAlso! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
With the Women Who Wine, Rum & Whiskey Event coming up March 13th & 14th, the Happy Hour welcomes Imani Henderson-Thomas and Chuck "Vino Papi" Jackson to sit down at the bar with Q. Lewis and Lazar Favors! The two discuss the wine industry history in the city and how their mission is to spread awareness and make the wine scene more inclusive of black people. We're sipping on whiskey and talking about wine...it's a conversation you don't want to miss! Grab your tickets for the event now!
Okay shut up shut up we have to focus!!!We have the INCREDIBLE Franchesca Ramsey in the house, so we can't be distracted by things like 1) what Text Me Back even is? 2) if it is good or bad. Franchesca's presence punctures one of the central tenets of Text Me Back - for SHE has a podcast (Lemme Fix it!) AND she is also the iconic host of Webby nominated series We Were All Rooting for You. We have people looking into this, but initial reporting suggests that there may be other podcasts apart from Text Me Back. Seems suspicious, but we will circle back when we know more.And since Franchesca is the big brain behind Lindy's renewed internet fame, we're talking about our TOP CELEBRITY BEEFS. You'll never guess who we have called out, betrayed, and been blocked by. Thomas Lennon, follow Lindy again if you forgive us!! Sorry we didn't like that one movie you were in, buddy!!! And because we're talking about internet psychos, that naturally brings us to Tyra Banks, America's Next Top Model, and Jake and Logan Paul. PLUS: updates on the tumbleweed situation, stay tuned til the end!!NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!Hear the start of the tumbleweed conversation in Lindy and Meagan Apologize to the DJ DemographicMeet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsDiscover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It's Our First Episode!WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE:Upgrading our morning commute - My Martinelli-loving teenagers and I listen to this podcast together every morning on the way to school (parceled out over the week.) We adore Lindy and Meagan!SFLABRECQ WE ADORE YOU AND YOUR TEENAGERS AND YOUR MARTINELLIS!!!!STUFF TO CHECK OUT:Pre-Order Lindy's book!!!! Adult BracesCareless People book rec from FranchescaWe Were All Rooting For YouLemme Fix It@chescaleigh on YTAdults in the Room with our besties Ella and Isolde!!NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)Check out SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy's newsletter butt news!Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!Subscribe to Lindy's newsletter butt news!Join our Discord! We're obsessed with these people.00:00 Intro02:45 Franchesca Ramsey On Reinventing Herself As A Social Media Consultant06:05 Are Social Media Algorithms Radicalizing Young Men?10:12 Why Powerful Tech CEOs Are Just Insecure Losers14:58 The Rules Of Going Viral Without Losing Your Mind19:07 Celebrity Beefs: LL Cool J, Erika Badu, And Getting Blocked24:52 The Let's Go Brandon Era And Right Wing Message Testing27:05 Jake Paul, Bad Bunny, And The Puerto Rico Tax Escape31:08 The Lace Front Beard Conspiracy After Jake Paul's Surgery38:04 America's Next Top Model And The Race Swapping Challenge44:22 Did Tyra Banks Have Good Intentions — Or Just A Vanity Project?49:12 The Fat Suit Episode And Tyra's Talk Show Delusion54:18 Why Admitting You're Wrong Is A Superpower58:02 We Were All Rooting For You: Behind The Audible Deep Dive01:00:25 Tumbleweeds Are Real And They Will Destroy Your Car01:03:45 Sex Negative, Snakes Positive01:04:28 Preview: Adults In The Room And Our Wild High School Scandal01:07:15 Grooming, Cult Of Personality Teachers, And The Early 2000s⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPodAlso! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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The BRP boys return to get you caught up with all the latest from Bath Rugby including a PRC update, a BBW tinted 6N review and some news of 4 re-signings. bathrugbyplug@gmail.com for t-shirts #ThickandThin
What's up, lil tumbleweeds? Much like actual tumbleweeds, we are very pleased that you're here and that you exist! Today we're talking about Whatcha Watchin' and as always, invite you to share whatCHUR watchin'! Which work featuring the iconic Catherine O'Hara are YOU revisiting? Are we watchin' Housewives? Traitors? Should Lindy invite Tood Barry to her New York book tour events? (Pre-Order Adult Braces in hardcover so that Lindy's career is still good!!!)Plus, we have a new segment drop! It's called… ❤️
They're accusing her of looking like Waldo, and we fear that the stripes are coming from…inside the house?? Have YOU spotted Waldo in this ep? Sound off in the comments!BUT FIRST, Lindy's Surprise Microsegment: She's in a BaaAAdd Moo0d! Can you believe that these two yahoos have NEVER talked about Rocky Horror Picture Show? You're hearing lore unfold before you!!! What audio stem is bringing you joy right now? Shout it out in the comments or share clips in the Discord over at patreon.com/textmebackpod.And where is Meagan? Snowed in, babe! Getting swole for the revolution she is not. She had taken on a new form of Crazy Parking Wars Lady, because the East Coast snowstorm 2026 has concreted her whole ass like Han Solo in that slab. We literally are FROTHING for parking war stories, write in at deartextmeback@gmail.com.And last but not least. Jingleheimer Stephen. One quick question for you: how dare you? NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!Listen to the OG glasses accusations in Lindy and Meagan Yam What They YamLearn more about Lindy's lodge barista boyfriend in Lindy and Meagan are Crazy Ladies Livin' in a BagLearn why we fear Philedelphians in Lindy and Meagan are Breast Friends with Kelsey McKinneyMeet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsDiscover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It's Our First Episode!WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE:“I look forward to every Thursday
This week I interview the hot and rising rookie and Puerto Rican Mami Luna Love 007. She is a BBW who did her first shoot this past summer after leaving a lesbian marriage. We unpack her first time taking dick and shooting with BBW Highway and Artemixxx. Then she discuss how quickly other shoots lined up from Jeff Models , Thor Johnson and Redbottom Productions. She talks about her discovering herself sexually again and pegging. She talks about the adjustments of being a porn star and more.Want More Content? 2 ways to get it1. Subscribe my Savage Smoke Sessions on Spotify ( $4.99 a month)https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/smokethisova/subscribe2. Become A Premium SmokerSubscribe to the Premium Smoke Room On Loyalfanshttps://www.loyalfans.com/PremiumSmokeRoomWant More Content. Become a Premium Smokerfor 5 Premium Podcasts , Special Events and More $25.99 a monthSponsored ByHottest Adult Mag Onlinehttps://eroticismmagazine.com/Hottest Adult Film Companyblusherotica.com/videosSara Jay's CBD Selfcarehttps://sarajaycbd.com/Use Promo Code: BOBBIE and receive 10% off your orderSmokekind.com The King Of THCahttps://smokekind.com/?ref=bobbie_lucasPassDat Apparel https://www.teepublic.com/user/the-inhaling-potnasPorn/ Music/ Social Mediahttps://allmylinks.com/pornrapstarGet The Merch:https://www.bonfire.com/store/s-t-o-merch-store/Guest: Luna Love 007https://x.com/Luna_Love007link.me/lunalove007
Woof what a WEEK (spoken for the past 63 weeks in a row).But luckily your angels over at Text Me Back Podcast are here to break it up for you. No AI slop here–just hot juicy human junkyard waste ruminating at room temp for about six days. BUT FIRST: Are you seeing insane or unhinged things in the world, politically speaking? Do you have questions? Are you wondering if the things you're seeing are AI deepfakes or the actual horrors of modern life? Write in to Swamp Person! Email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com with SWAMP PERSON in the subject line, or slide into MHM's DMs instagram.com/importantmeagan. And don't forget to subscribe to Swamp Person here.And fyi, we chat about it briefly in this episode but DON'T TALK TO COPS. Stand with Minnesotans and for your own communities. There are a ton of good options on this list put together by Minnesotans for how you can help the people of Minneapolis and the Twin Cities, including: Donate money. Donate food, diapers, and other necessities. Donate blood. Volunteer. Contact your own reps. Boycott businesses and corporations supportive of ICE. Swampy enough for ya? GOOD.Because we HAVE to talk about AI doing something funny and frog related. We have to chat about Long Lost Family UK. We need to get to the REAL headline news of how bald men are treating each other on Reddit. And we really must remind you about the Antiques Roadshow. Please pipe up in the comments about: Should we let frogs be cops?Do you stan a bald man?What wholesome pro-grum is on your telly?Plus a mini-PSA: For all you anxious kittens out there–the BFF Party Phone (703) 829-0003 runs no risk of actual interpersonal interactions fyi! We welcome your voicemails to tell us anything you like! Tell us a ghost story, give us a mystery, tell us (in the words of Meagan Hatcher-Mays) whater yourzzzz?Last but not least, we finally talk about Heated Rivalry (but ONLY a little!). And do you have thoughts on Bugonia? This is what the discord is for over at patreon.com/textmebackpodNEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsDiscover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It's Our First Episode!WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE:I hate my job, I hate it more than anyone who has ever hated a job. It's truly, unbelievably, meaningless and if it disappeared tomorrow not a soul would know about it. I have been looking for another, don't you worry. These ladies get me through my work day in a way no one else can. Just when I think I cannot sit one more minute at my desk they say something so silly that I LAUGH and can persevere toward the end of my day. I love these angels and demon Kevin, too.AP14683 BABES IT WOULD BE A LIE IF WE SAID WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT FEELING! THE MOMENT YOU QUIT THAT JOB WILL FEEL SO GOOD!!!! YOU GOT THIS AND WE GOT U!!!!!!STUFF TO CHECK OUT:Bald RedditFrog princess police reportPre-Order Lindy's book!!!! Adult BracesNEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)Check out SWAMP PERSON Subscribe to Lindy's newsletter butt news!Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!Subscribe to Lindy's newsletter butt news!Join our Discord! We're obsessed with these people.⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPodAlso! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. 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Today, we are hosted (with our shoes ON) in Andrew Walsh's and Luke Burbank's Riverside room! That's right, it's another TMBTL of the Dog, our signature Text Me Back x Too Beautiful to Live crossover!And who could say why, but the theme of the episode bubbled organically to the surface, and it's BOYS. Football, baseball, basketball, Richard Sherman, Rob Lowe, Billy Bob Thornton. Andrew Walsh. Luke Burbank. A veritable smorgasbord of fellas!Also headlining: We nominate who among this quad will inherit Andy Rooney's post as national curmudgeon. We're TIRED of bagging our own groceries! WHY are people making parking so hard??? Cast your votes now for your lovable Rooney replacement!!!! Text or call us at the Best Friend Party Phone (703) 829-0003.Plus, Lindy is an INFLUENCER now??? Tune in to hear how she stunt-casts her book Adult Braces (available for pre-order now). Who will be playing Lindy in the film version of the book? Margot Robbie in a fat suit! Meryl Streep in a Grimace costume!!! Brittany Broski?? You busy rn? Zendaya? This has got to go viral asap so please comment like subscribe with your thoughts on who YOU would cast. Email us at deartextmeback@gmail.comAnd don't you dare leave the c(HAT) early, because Luke and Andrew share a segment they're calling “Hats Entertainment” (HAT). NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!Lindy and Meagan are Too Beautiful to LiveLindy and Meagan Hang Out with Andrew and Luke Again!Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsDiscover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It's Our First Episode!WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE:
AllMyLinks.com/BBWBadgirl Main site: LosAngelesBBW.com Email: BellaMartinLA@gmail.com Premium Onlyfans: onlyfans.com/BBWBadgirl or BBWBadgirl.com Free Onlyfans: Onlyfans.com/bbwbadgirlbella The BBWBadgirl podcast where 2026 fattie vixen and supersize BBW Isabella Martin (LosAngelesBBW.com), discusses sex, life, and sexwork (virtual, escorting, phonesex + BDSM domination etc). She explores kinks, desires and shares her experiences while giving valuable tips to men on topics such as having an affair, fat sex, approaching fat girls, weed & sex, sex toys for men and so much more. For open-minded men who love, lust, and appreciate FAT women. Episode #151: Fucking Bitch, AI, X and Sexwork oh my! Old Topic: * Industry HBO, season 4, episode 1 homework New Topics * Bella is a Fucking Bitch, when a margarita = male rage * Gemini AI and Gmail: turn it off manually, 2 steps * the Grok problem: non-consensual images for the trolls of civies and Slon's baby Mama. * Sharing and Creating the UK Online Safety Act and Underwear * X new Terms of Service this week and how you are now legally responsible for those AI shares * X enforces no meet up: escorting, sugarbabies, and sexual services * deleting the archive: X sex workers go PG Twitter: @BBWBadgirlPOD or @IsabellaBBW or @IsabellaCrush IG: BBWBadgirlPOD Contributions to this podcast's development can be made at cashapp $BBWBadgirlPOD
We're back at full capacity (60% of normal human capacity)!!!!It's so good and cool to be alive right now! Everything is the best!!!!!!!!!~!!! We LIKE it here!Some things we're seeing that make us feel regular:A grandpa on TiktokListening back to unmedicated LindyHarlan Coban's entire oeuvreAnd we're revisiting the beloved segment Whatcha Watchin' (PS - call to Jingleheimers! We need a Whatcha Watchin' jingle!!!). We're watching Harlan Coben's slop, and we want to know which of his works YOU are slurpin' up. Write in at deartextmeback@gmail.com!Plus: who might be accidentally watchin' Lindy's butt? Tune in to find out! And last but not least…we're soft launching a spinoff?? We want to protect your right to disassociate from reality, so let us know if you would enjoy a bonus episode of all (or at least most) things political? I guess comment with your thoughts or let us know in the discord or text us at (703) 829-0003?? If true, we must also kindly request a Swamp Person jingle
Horsey got them BELL BOTTOM LEGS!Welcome back, darlings, form your intrepid and barely alive hosts! MARIO LOPEZ IS GONNA RUN VENEZUELA and things simply could not be more regular.After a beautiful month of resting and festering, we slither back to you in worse shape than ever. Why? The CDC will never tell
HAPPY NEW YEAR, OLD MEN/NEW BABIES!It is 2026 (jump scare) and your BBWs are slithering from their clammy shells after a season of stewing in their holiday juices. This is our final post-season rerun, and we cannot wait to return to your tender ears next week with a host of new resolutions and intentions. But in the meantime, you can Pre-Taped Call-In Show us at (703) 829-0003! What do you intend to do about 2026?We also sincerely are so thankful for you and all our beautiful Patrons. Thank you for supporting us and getting us on a path to EXCELLENCE in 2026. If you want more of our nonsense, please consider joining our cute little cult over at Patreon.com/textmebackpod. NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!Listen to our original Jingle Bells upsot episode in: Lindy and Meagan Están en La BibliotecaMeet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsDiscover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It's Our First Episode!WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE:“A favorite part of the show is when Lindy or Meagen (usually Meagen) says they're wrapping-up but a glance at the timestamp reveals there's like 35 minutes left! Bravo the rant about how the No Kings protests were absolutely do not need criticism; the handmaid's tale happened because that husband was secretly pleased; and how the Democratic Party needs to get their act together by being progressive. ‘You don't invite someone into the fold and then make them your leader.' Yes! A genuine delight and so smart.”YOUR AUNT SU-SU THANK YOU FOR SEEING US WE LOVE YOUSTUFF TO CHECK OUT:Meagan's Super Secular Spectacular Xmas playlistSamin Nosrat's roast chicken recipeChrissy Teigen's mac and cheeseTemple Pastries Beef WellingtonElectric toothbrushesNot too late to buy yourself a BBLS for BBWS tote! A perfect holiday gift for your favorite BBWs out there!Pre-Order Lindy's book!!!! Adult BracesCheck out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check u s out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!Check out Meagan's latest installment of SWAMP PERSONSubscribe to Lindy's newsletter butt news!Join our Discord! We're obsessed with these people.⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPodAlso! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Ho ho ho!!!!!We know your horse is lean and lank without fresh BBWs in your ears this cold December, but we don't want you to be too upsot. You've all been sooo good this year that we've decided to give you two really special gifts: 1) The first gift is knowing your BBWs are taking some time off and are in full festering mode on their respective couches and floorbeds.2) And the second little gift is a delicious re-air of a Pledge Drive ep with perfect angel Alice Wetterlund. We're talking about Snake of the Week: Florida Edition
‘Tis a long cold December without thine BBWS. But fear not! For we bring you the gladdest tiding of all: an episode with certified snack Ronald Young, Jr.! We uncovered this from our Pledge Drive Archives, and we know ALL of our fellow BBWs out there will be delighted anew by Big Ron's presence. Plus, in this episode Lindy FAMOUSLY recaps the Phantom of the Opera Wikipedia, extending the Erik from the Sewers lore. If you missed our Pledge Drive lives on Youtube for some unthinkable/unknowable reason, we're happy to bring you into the fold here. BTW because it's mentioned throughout this ep, our BBLS for BBWS tote is totally available! A perfect holiday gift for your favorite BBWs out there??? We think so! Also how cute is this little tray??? This is one of those things you think about getting yourself, sit on it for a while, and then it eventually sells out and you're forever thinking about it. Don't do that to yourself. You deserve a special place for your little items. If you want the little tray, get the little tray, babes.We miss you more than ever. Text us, why dontcha? Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.LYLAS MUAH.NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!Check out our other eps with Big Ron: Lindy and Meagan and Big Ron are the Biggest LosersLindy and Meagan Sleep Their Way to the Top (with Big Fig AND Big Ron)Check out ALL of our Pledge Drive 2025 lives on Youtube! https://tinyurl.com/BBLs-for-BBWs-PLAYLISTMeet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsDiscover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It's Our First Episode!WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE:The only podcast.“See above.”KINGFISHERS93 YOU LACONIC ICON.STUFF TO CHECK OUT:Meagan's Super Secular Spectacular Xmas playlistListen to Lindy's appearance on Weight For It!Connect with podcast superstar Big Ron!!! @ohitsbigron on IGCheck out ALL of our Pledge Drive 2025 lives on Youtube! Enjoy German caroling in Indiana!Not too late to buy yourself a BBLS for BBWS tote! A perfect holiday gift for your favorite BBWs out there!Pre-Order Lindy's book!!!! Adult BracesCheck out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check u s out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!Check out Meagan's latest installment of SWAMP PERSONSubscribe to Lindy's newsletter butt news!Join our Discord! We're obsessed with these people.⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPodAlso! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Rerun? What's that? Don't be mad at us! We're taking a little seasonal break BUT WE STILL HAVE SOME GREAT STUFF RUNNING ON THE FEED TO KEEP YOU FED. Today, we are revisiting our iconic Pledge Drive 2025 ep featuring Emmy award winning writer Guy Branum. Guy shares his recent experience being fat on an airplane (not a crime) wherein he was assaulted (crime). Just a little reminder to – as Meagan says – pack your patience this traveling season. Download a few of our early episodes to keep you cozy on that plane, cue up Devil Wears Prada for a little break from us that you will inevitably need, and enjoy your complimentary (or if you're on Spirit, obnoxiously priced) little beverages, and don't forget to text us your every thought over this season at (703) 829-0003. BTW because it's mentioned throughout this ep, our BBLS for BBWS tote is totally available! A perfect holiday gift for your favorite BBWs out there??? We think so! Also how cute is this little tray??? This is one of those things you buy for someone else and then just keep. You deserve it, mama.We miss you already. TTYL MUAH.NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!Check out our other ep with Guy: Lindy and Meagan Demand Hollywood Secrets from Guy Branum (Live!)Check out ALL of our Pledge Drive 2025 lives on Youtube! https://tinyurl.com/BBLs-for-BBWs-PLAYLISTMeet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsDiscover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It's Our First Episode!WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE:“A delightfully hilarious podcast that doesn't try to explain what it is, other than two friends talking about some current events and recurring whimsies that have their own introduction jingles. If you have time, go back and listen to several episodes of the first season to understand a bit of their lore, I wouldn't suggest it if you wouldn't be in for a hilarious treat.The world feels hard some days and I look forward to episodes because they laugh so much.”EXLIBRISLARKIN YOU ARE NOW A PART OF OUR LORE BABY!!STUFF TO CHECK OUT:Guy Branum on IGCheck out ALL of our Pledge Drive 2025 lives on Youtube! Enjoy German caroling in Indiana!Nars Power Matte High-Intensity Long-Lasting lip pencil in CruellaMany wonderful options for items from Rare Beauty Not too late to buy yourself a BBLS for BBWS tote! A perfect holiday gift for your favorite BBWs out there!Pre-Order Lindy's book!!!! Adult BracesCheck out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check u s out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!Check out Meagan's latest installment of SWAMP PERSONSubscribe to Lindy's newsletter butt news!Join our Discord! We're obsessed with these people.⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPodAlso! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Today we bring you the gift of all gifts. Hop onto your lean and lank little horsie because we are officially kicking off the holidays with the full-length German carol SCHLITTENFAHRT. You are preemptively WELCOME. No thank you notes required, simply head on over to Patreon.com/textmebackpod to tell us how much you love it and how much you adore us. And if you are as obsessed with our legendary Jingleheimer Robert as we are AND you live near Carmel, Indiana, giddy up that jinglehorse and go see VOCE!After you get Schlitten-faced with that dose of holiday vibes, you'll be prepared for the rest of the episode, because we are schlitten and fahrtin' alllll the way under our fluffy duvets – fresh socks on – for the most cuddled up, snuggled down episode of the year. That's right…IT'S OUR COZY EPISODE 2025. Is it more hostile than we intended? Perhaps. But ain't that just 2025? And if we're being honest, is there anything more cozy than complaining with your besties? After we vent a bit about outsourcing the fun and good things about life to AI, we shift into full snuggly gear to talk about our cozy programming, cozy controversies (blanket edition), and an important addition to our favorite cozy seasonal beverages. A certain beveragino heir/heiress holds the future of Lindy and Meagan's whole ass marriages in the palm of her sweet juicy hands. We are deeply and insatiably curious to know what sorts of cozy metaphorical twigs, hairs, and fur you are using to line your cozy winter den. Write in at deartextmeback@gmail.com or text us from under your pile of goose down and/or sweaty acrylic blankies on the BFF Party Phone at (703) 829-0003. Plus bonus mystery segment we're calling: Does Lindy Have Covid? Tune in to find out how it shakes out.NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!Listen to our magical new and improved re-air of the Original Cozy episode!!Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsDiscover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It's Our First Episode!WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE:More unhinged than Eric from the sewers (complimentary)They're saying this is the best and only podcast, and they are correct.These Times have me more consistently upsot than a kayak dad, but Meagan and Lindy help me forget my/our troubles for at least an hour each week. Smart, hilarious, educational, with the best theme song, interstitial music and jingles in the biz, this podcast is for anyone who enjoys lazy rivers or shrews or the legendary oeuvre of Luther Vandross.Never change, my angels!AMYSPRICE NICE USE OF THE WORD OEUVRE!!!! WE OEUVRE YOU BACK!STUFF TO CHECK OUT:Come see us LIVE! on Livewire at Benaroya Hall this Friday, December 5!Enjoy German caroling in Indiana!Buy a Nespresso??? Pre-Order Lindy's book!!!! Adult BracesCheck out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check u s out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!Check out Meagan's latest installment of SWAMP PERSONSubscribe to Lindy's newsletter butt news!Join our Discord! We're obsessed with these people.⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPodAlso! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
We are swaddling you back into one of favorite and coziest episodes of all time, the ORIGINAL Cozy Episode (2023). And if you can believe it, little has changed. We are still subbing out our antidepressants for gallons of Pennsylvania Dutch, and we are still into electric blankies. But we hate to leave you with a dope beat to step to, so TUNE IN FOR NEW LORE. Lindy has an untrademarked holiday that you can take for your own and baby you'll NEVER guess what they call it.Next week we'll be back with a real update on what's making us feel cozy, dozy, and warm. In the meantime, we'd love to hear from you on important matters such as:What is making YOU feel cozy?What decades long series are you dissociating into?What are your thoughts on specifically Pennsylvania Dutch?Write in at deartextmeback@gmail.com or call/text us at (703) 829-0003.TALK MORE NEXT WEEK LOVE U MUAH!NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About KevinLearn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWsDiscover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It's Our First Episode!WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple PodcastsGive us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! REAL LIFE EXAMPLE:A Text Me Back Husband Listener“I am the primary listener in this relationship–TMB isn't just for the ladies!”ANTI-KAYAK DAD YOU ARE TECHNICALLY OUR HUSBAND NOW!!!!STUFF TO CHECK OUT:Pre-Order Lindy's book!!!! Adult BracesCheck out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check u s out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!Check out Meagan's latest installment of SWAMP PERSONSubscribe to Lindy's newsletter butt news!Join our Discord! We're obsessed with these people.⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPodAlso! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°✩⋆。°See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.