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Welcome to Day 1532 of our Wisdom-Trek, and thank you for joining me.This is Guthrie Chamberlain, Your Guide to WisdomThe Farm Inspection – Humor UnpluggedWisdom - the final frontier to true knowledge. Welcome to Wisdom-Trek! Where our mission is to create a legacy of wisdom, to seek out discernment and insights, to boldly grow where few have chosen to grow before. Hello, my friend; I am Guthrie Chamberlain, your Captain on our journey to increase Wisdom and Create a Living Legacy. Thank you for joining us today as we explore wisdom on our 2nd millennium of podcasts. This is Day 1532 of our Trek, and time for a 3-minute mini-trek called Humor Unplugged. Our Thursday podcast will provide a short and clean funny story to help you lighten up and live a rich and satisfying life. Something to cheer you and give a bit a levity in your life. We are told in https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Proverbs+15:30&version=NLT (Proverbs 15:30) A cheerful look brings joy to the heart; good news makes for good health. We are also encouraged in https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Proverbs+17:22&version=NLT (Proverbs 17:22) A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person's strength. Consider this your vitamin supplement of cheer for today. So let's jump right in with today's funny which is titled: The Farm Inspection You know how regulations seem to be increasing every day; many times, the officers' power will go to their heads. Agent Smith, a DEA officer, stopped at the Jones farm yesterday and said to farmer Jones, “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.” Farmer Jones cocked his head a bit and said, “Okay, but don't go in that field over yonder.” DEA Agent Jones DEA verbally exploded, saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, arrogant Agent Smith removed his badge and shoved it in my face. “See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish - on ANY land! No questions asked or answers given! Have I made myself clear?” Farmer Smith slowly nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, Farmer Smith heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA Agent Smith running for his life, being chased by Farmer Smith's big old mean bull in the field. With every step, the bull was gaining ground on the officer. Agent Smith was clearly terrified. Farmer Jones threw down my tools, ran to the fence, and yelled at the top of my lungs, “Your badge, show him your BADGE!!” I hope that brought a smile to your face today. If it did pass your smile onto some else, we all could use a kind smile each day. Our Thursday thought is, “The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat. Here is our verse for today: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Hebrews%2010%3A3%2D5&version=NLT (Hebrews 10:3-5) But instead, those sacrifices actually reminded them of their sins year after year. For it is not possible for the blood of bulls and goats to take away sins. That is why, when Christ came into the world, he said to God, “You did not want animal sacrifices or sin offerings. But you have given me a body to offer. Just as you enjoy these nuggets of humor, please encourage your friends and family to join us and then come along tomorrow for another day of ‘Wisdom-Trek, Creating a Legacy.' If you would like to listen to any of our past 1531 treks or read the Wisdom Journal, they are all available at Wisdom-Trek.com.  I encourage you to subscribe to Wisdom-Trek on your favorite podcast player so that each day will be downloaded to you automatically. Thank you for allowing me to be your guide, mentor, and most importantly, I am your friend as I serve you through this Wisdom-Trek podcast and journal each day. As we take this Trek of

Only had half day on the farm and already psyched and convinced I will enjoy the experience. Tomorrow is a real full day so let's see how we feel after that.

DOWNLOAD PHANTOM CREEP RADIO #30 The moon is full during the summer sky, so why not go barking mad and howl, howl at the star-lit sky! FARMER SMITH, the PHANTOM CREEPS' resident werewolf, takes to the DJ booth. He doesn't say much, but with his dogbreath, be glad he's a strong silent type. If you want someone who can't hold his tongue, then get ready for the howling lunatic that is THOMAS TORMENT! He's having a screamin' good time in the back of OTTO'S SHRUNKEN HEAD, all part of the MIDNITE MONSTER HOP!Join as THE MIGHTY MOLOCH, DJ GREG-GORY and the rest of the creeps dig up a night full of punk, junk, rock and roll that'll steal your soul. If you've got fleas...BRING 'EM! Everyone's welcome at the Monster Hop.You never know who'll you go home with.If you want to transform into a snarling beast and get down on all fours, join us on July 28, where GENKI GENKI PANIC and THE UNDEAD will leave you spinnin' and grinnin' and beggin' for more.So, grow some fur, get a pentagram in your palm, find your pack or be a lone wolf. It's about to get hairy, because PHANTOM CREEP RADIO IS. ON. THE. SCARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!http://www.PhantomCreep.comhttp://www.RadioMutation.comhttp://www.twitter.com/PhantomCreepNYChttp://www.instagram.com/PhantomCreepNYChttp://www.facebook.com/MidniteMonsterHophttp://www.facebook.com/PhantCreepTheatreDOWNLOAD PHANTOM CREEP RADIO #30

DOWNLOAD PHANTOM CREEP RADIO #19Do you dare journey where you're not allowed? Do you trespass, do you go beyond what is comfortable and safe? As the world prepares for Halloween, have you been living a life behind a mask and are ready to rip if off to reveal what secrets lie beneath? Then you're tuned into the right forbidden frequency because it's time for PHANTOM CREEP RADIO!As he prepares for the October MIDNITE MONSTER HOP, THE MIGTHY MOLOCH takes you on a tour of the outer space-outta time pulmonary vessel -- THE BUCKET OF BLOOD! After you look into the crimson abyss (and it looks back into you) then listen to JACKSON PHIBES talk before he and the rest of FORBIDDEN DIMENSION play live and undead in the back of OTTO'S SHRUNKEN HEAD! If you survive this dive into the hidden and taboo, then make plans to head to the Monster Hop on October 29. MOLOCH, DJ GREG-GORY, ISADORA SPIVEY, EK THE GHOUL, STRANGE JASON, FARMER SMITH and the rest of the PHANTOM CREEPS are joined by and special guest DJ NIEDERSTADT as THE VOODUO, THE CRIMSON GHOSTS and THE BRICKBATS bring a triple-bill of terror. It also happens to be the 66.6th Year Anniversary of EC COMICS!Tune in, freak out and lose your head. Rip off your skin, bite off your nose and tear out your hair because PHANTOM CREEP RADIO IS ON THE SCARE!Creepily part of the RADIO MUTATION podcast network! Don't forget to Subscribe!DOWNLOAD PHANTOM CREEP RADIO #19

DOWNLOAD: Phantom Creep Radio Halloween Mystery Countdown #2The PHANTOM CREEP RADIO HALLOWEEN MYSTERY COUNTDOWN is on!As THE MIGHTY MOLOCH, EK THE GHOUL and ISADORA SPIVEY travel TIME AND SPACE, they take a break to catch a friendly sports game.While Ek and Moloch get tangled up in gore, FARMER SMITH drops by to let you know the score!Be sure you keep your head in the game or else you just might lose it! We're halfway to Halloween and halfway-insane. So GO ALL THE WAY! Get into the holiday spirit with the rock and roll that steals your soul!This segment even features an interview with Sen Artie Mondello of Florida's own, THE DELUSIONAIRES! Here's one of their blistering tracks:Now part of the Garage Punk Pirate Radio Network! Don't forget to subscribe!http://www.PhantomCreep.comhttp://www.GaragePunkPirateRadio.comhttp://www.twitter.com/PhantomCreepNYChttp://www.instagram.com/PhantomCreepNYChttp://www.facebook.com/MidniteMonsterHophttp://www.facebook.com/PhantCreepTheatre

Anti-bullying Dog Therapy Fido is now being used to stop bullying. Rachel McPherson is introducing canines to both the bully victim as well as the bully-er. The transformation is astonishing. Find out what the Good Dog Foundation has planned. Allergy Season Animal Radio® is getting more and more calls from pet-guardians whose furry-friends are suffering from Summer allergies. It's important determine the type of allergy, whether it's food, environmental or some kind of pest. For some pets, it may be a Miliary Flea Dermatitis - an acute reaction to fleas, pollens in the air, or simply a food allergy. Your vet has the tools to decipher and treat. Courthouse Dogs Former Prosecutor Ellen O'Neill-Stephens thinks dogs can be extremely helpful to those testifying in a courtroom. And, in fact she may be right. Over 30 dogs are currently tucked away next to the defendant as they deliver their sworn statement. It's all part of a program of the Courthouse Dogs Foundation. And while most people think this is a fine idea, it does have its detractors. Seeing-Eye Dogs Bring Blind Couple Together A pair of seeing-eye dogs are getting credit for leading their owners to love.  Claire Johnson and Mark Gaffey first met at a course for their guide dogs, Rodd and Venice, last year in Shrewsbury, England. Apparently, the guide dogs were inseparable and seemed to be falling in love. Their visually impaired owners soon followed suit. It's A Zoo! Dr. Debbie is prepared to answer all of your questions about almost every kind of animal. That's why she's at the top of her game. Today it's all about Chinchillas. And that's because more and more pet-guardians are choosing this furry critter over a cat or dog. Cow Spa Produces More Milk We found a dairy farmer that's pampering his cows in order to produce more milk. Farmer Smith is using waterbeds for his cow to lounge in while they watch a giant flat-screen TV. And believe it or not, the cows seem to be reacting by making more milk than those moo-cows without TV privileges. More this week