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It's episode 168 of The Cavalry and we're joined by returning guest Scott Beehner! Scott is a hilarious actor and performer and also Johnny's brother. Scott is vehemently anti-name change for The Cavalry and needs backup on tech nerds computer skills being too narrow to be useful. Johnny needs backup on Illinois drivers being c*nts. Andrew needs backup on Milkbones dog treats being trash. Subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!

This week the boys talk about weed, cops, the cops and weed, drugs, the cops with drugs.. whole buncha fun! Check out Corey and Trae's new podcast Puttin' On Airs wherever you get your podcasts, or watch it at WatchPOA.com TraeCrowder.com for tickets to see Trae on the road  PartTimeFunnyMan.com to check out Corey's bonus stuff (If you can afford it, email Buttercreamcorey@gmail.com and he will comp you) DrewMorganComedy.com to see Drew Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A lot of writers will worry that their stories seem flat. There's a reason that they are worrying about that and it's one of the core elements of good writing. Ready? You want to vary your sentence structure. Take a bit of writing that you've done that feels flat—or maybe even one that doesn't. Count the words in your sentences for two or three paragraphs. Are they all five words? Twelve? Twenty-seven? That robotic sameness in sentence length is one of the main reasons that writing can feel flat. It's like those ancient Dick and Jane books. See Dick run. See Jane skip. See Dick wave. The other big bugger is when all of your sentences are simple and declarative. I walk to the forest. The trees are gracious, tall. I inhale the pine scent. There is actually a whole, entire world of different sentence styles that writers can use and when you use them? That's when you make your writing shiny and sexy and all the good things. The names for these structures are pretty boring, honestly, but we'll try to look beyond that, right? Simple – You have one main clause. Carrie is the best wife. Compound – You have more than one independent clause. You probably use a conjunction. Carrie wants to get another dog, but Shaun keeps saying no. Complex – Oh, the sentence that probably has to pay for a therapist or is reading Foucault obviously in the park. This sentence has an independent clause and a subordinate clause. It'st the BDSM of sentences. When hell freezes over, we will allegedly get another dog. Compound-Complex – It sounds like a place with a cult, right? But it's just a sentence with at least two independent clauses and one subordinate clause. Carrie really needs a new dog to love, so Shaun said that they would get one when hell freezes over, so Carrie immediately got some dry ice and sent some down to Lucifer. Refresher moments: What's a clause? A bunch of words chilling out together and one of those words in the group is a verb and another is a noun. Fancy people call the verb, the predicate, but we aren't fancy here. What's an independent clause? It is a bunch of words that has a subject and a predicate. It is grammatically complete all by itself and doesn't need anyone. Not any other words to stand alone! Darn it. What's a subordinate or dependent clause? A bunch of words that needs other words to be a sentence. This poor beautiful baby cannot stand alone and be complete, kind of like a protagonist in a Hallmark romance. WRITING TIP OF THE POD Vary your sentence structures and don't be flat. DOG TIP FOR LIFE Variety is good. Don't eat the same Milkbones all the time. Mix it up. Be fluffy. RESOURCES MENTIONED https://nypost.com/2021/09/17/teen-gets-usb-cable-stuck-in-penis-in-attempt-to-measure-length/ https://www.miamiherald.com/news/weird/article251950768.html#storylink=mainstage_card https://brobible.com/culture/article/hunters-michigan-two-bigfoot-creatures-fighting/ SHOUT OUT! The music we've clipped and shortened in this podcast is awesome and is made available through the Creative Commons License. Here's a link to that and the artist's website. Who is this artist and what is this song? It's “Summer Spliff” by Broke For Free. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/carriejonesbooks/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/carriejonesbooks/support

A lot of writers will worry that their stories seem flat. There's a reason that they are worrying about that and it's one of the core elements of good writing. Ready? You want to vary your sentence structure. Take a bit of writing that you've done that feels flat—or maybe even one that doesn't. Count the words in your sentences for two or three paragraphs. Are they all five words? Twelve? Twenty-seven? That robotic sameness in sentence length is one of the main reasons that writing can feel flat. It's like those ancient Dick and Jane books. See Dick run. See Jane skip. See Dick wave. The other big bugger is when all of your sentences are simple and declarative. I walk to the forest. The trees are gracious, tall. I inhale the pine scent. There is actually a whole, entire world of different sentence styles that writers can use and when you use them? That's when you make your writing shiny and sexy and all the good things. The names for these structures are pretty boring, honestly, but we'll try to look beyond that, right? Simple – You have one main clause. Carrie is the best wife. Compound – You have more than one independent clause. You probably use a conjunction. Carrie wants to get another dog, but Shaun keeps saying no. Complex – Oh, the sentence that probably has to pay for a therapist or is reading Foucault obviously in the park. This sentence has an independent clause and a subordinate clause. It'st the BDSM of sentences. When hell freezes over, we will allegedly get another dog. Compound-Complex – It sounds like a place with a cult, right? But it's just a sentence with at least two independent clauses and one subordinate clause. Carrie really needs a new dog to love, so Shaun said that they would get one when hell freezes over, so Carrie immediately got some dry ice and sent some down to Lucifer. Refresher moments: What's a clause? A bunch of words chilling out together and one of those words in the group is a verb and another is a noun. Fancy people call the verb, the predicate, but we aren't fancy here. What's an independent clause? It is a bunch of words that has a subject and a predicate. It is grammatically complete all by itself and doesn't need anyone. Not any other words to stand alone! Darn it. What's a subordinate or dependent clause? A bunch of words that needs other words to be a sentence. This poor beautiful baby cannot stand alone and be complete, kind of like a protagonist in a Hallmark romance. WRITING TIP OF THE POD Vary your sentence structures and don't be flat. DOG TIP FOR LIFE Variety is good. Don't eat the same Milkbones all the time. Mix it up. Be fluffy. Resources Mentioned in the podcast: https://nypost.com/2021/09/17/teen-gets-usb-cable-stuck-in-penis-in-attempt-to-measure-length/ https://www.miamiherald.com/news/weird/article251950768.html#storylink=mainstage_card SHOUT OUT! The music we've clipped and shortened in this podcast is awesome and is made available through the Creative Commons License. Here's a link to that and the artist's website. Who is this artist and what is this song? It's “Summer Spliff” by Broke For Free. And we have a new podcast, LOVING THE STRANGE, which we stream live on Carrie's Facebook and Twitter and LinkedIn on Fridays. Her Facebook and Twitter handles are all carriejonesbooks or carriejonesbook. Here's the link.

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October ushers in the most wonderful time of the year - SPOOPY TIME! This week we talk about a cryptid legend close to home; the Dogman. Ancient Native American legend appears to be based more on fact than fiction as we relate our personal experiences and share the myths and legends of the elusive werewolf cryptid. We're not saying that they're real but we are saying carry Milkbones with you when venturing into their territory. Check us out at these places: Facebook: The Free Rotation Podcast Twitter: @thefreerotation Instagram: @thefreerotationpodcast YouTube: The Free Rotation Twitch: TheFreeRotation We also have a new Discord! Check it out over at our Twitch channel. The Free Rotation Podcast is an affiliate of the We Be Geeks Podcast Network. Check out other great podcasts over at webegeekspc.com. Have Amazon Prime and use Twitch? Make sure to link your Amazon Prime account to get one free Twitch subscription a month and feel free to use it on us! #sellout. ©2020 Running Joke Media

In this episode the guys get ready for Squatchfest2020 Tidas tells a tale of Campbell soup and Missing 411cases and GaryGnu

The guys discuss horses dogs and tell a few stories about animals

Lock up your chickens and bust out the Milkbones, because this week to celebrate the blood moon (blaaahd!) the BnB crew is bringing you Werewolves! Melly’s transformation is first with the tail (... see what we did there...) of the beast of Bray Road, a werewolf who likes to jack off dogs and went to medical school, paired with Golden Road Brewing’s Wolf Pup Session IPA. Then Vanessa howls us the story of Thiess of Kaltenbrun, and 80 year old Devil whipping, dead-witch suing hound of God, paired with Claremont Craft Ale’s Raspberry Gose. Who will win in the battle of Halloween monster VS country strong grandpa? Listen and find out!

This week, we tell you why credit unions are best/gooder, discuss Milkbones at Guantanamo Bay, Blair Witch Pant Suits, Bernie Hating Women, and Warning Shot Etiquette. Check us out on:  - Patreon - Twitter  - Facebook  - Soundcloud  - iTunes  This week's stories: http://www.pcsoweb.com/17-219-detectives-arrest-bank-robbery-suspect-in-pinellas-park-see-news-release-17-216-for-additional-information http://time.com/4981357/bernie-sanders-womens-march-convention/ http://abcnews.go.com/US/man-clown-mask-chases-daughter-armed-strangers-apartment/story?id=49929636 https://twitter.com/bradisterrific/status/919405807212646407

This week, we do some serious Google translating to cover a man who went from the glamour of being the captain of Brazil's most famed soccer team, to kidnapping his ex-porn actress girlfriend, who is also the mother of his child, and having her chopped up, and fed to his dogs.It was all for worth it for the biggest piece of human garbage that we've had so far... Bruno Fernandes De Souza!! Check us out, every Tuesday. We will continue to bring you the biggest idiots in sports history! Hosted by James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman New episodes every Tuesday!! Please subscribe, rate, and review! Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, or wherever you listen to podcasts! Head to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Crime in Sports! For merchandise: crimeinsports.threadless.com Check out James and Jimmie's other show: Small Town Murder   Follow us on social media! Facebook: facebook.com/crimeinsports Instagram: instagram.com/smalltownmurder Twitter: twitter.com/MurderSmall   Contact the show: crimeinsports@gmail.com Donate on Patreon: patreon.com/crimeinsports PayPal: paypal.me/crimeinsports