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Each week comedians Johnny Beehner and Andrew Sleighter rehash situations where they were outnumbered, voted down or dismissed and look to each other for backup.

Andrew Sleighter and Johnny Beehner


    • May 11, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 54m AVG DURATION
    • 264 EPISODES

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    The Cavalry podcast is a hidden gem that deserves much more attention. From the moment you start listening, you'll be hooked by the hilarious banter and chemistry between hosts Johnny and Andrew. Their ability to talk about everyday topics in a relatable and funny way is what makes this podcast truly special.

    One of the best aspects of The Cavalry podcast is the natural and effortless humor that Johnny and Andrew bring to each episode. They have a way of turning even the most mundane topics into laugh-out-loud moments. Whether they're discussing appliances or sharing funny stories, their comedic timing and delivery are impeccable. It's refreshing to listen to a podcast where the hosts genuinely enjoy each other's company and can effortlessly make listeners feel like they're part of the conversation.

    Another great aspect of The Cavalry podcast is its ability to provide an escape from depressing news. In a world filled with negativity, this podcast offers a much-needed dose of laughter and lightheartedness. It's the perfect remedy for those looking for a break from reality and just want to have some fun.

    As for the worst aspects, it's difficult to find any major flaws in The Cavalry podcast. However, some listeners may prefer more structure or consistency in terms of segments or topics discussed. While the spontaneous nature of their conversations is part of what makes the show enjoyable, it could be beneficial to incorporate regular segments or themes for those who prefer a more structured format.

    In conclusion, The Cavalry podcast is an absolute delight that will leave you laughing and eagerly awaiting each new episode. Johnny and Andrew's chemistry and comedic genius make this show stand out among others in its genre. If you're looking for a podcast that will brighten your day and provide an escape from reality, look no further than The Cavalry. You won't be disappointed!



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    Latest episodes from The Cavalry

    "A Little Stick Drift"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2025 56:40


    It's episode 262 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that you shouldn't be able to delete direct messages. Johnny needs backup that when you get pulled over, they should let you know whether or not you're getting the ticket before they leave to go back to their car. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

    "Well I Could Be A Body"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2025 45:19


    It's Episode 161 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that there should be a federal minimum on offers airlines make to you to reschedule your ticket. Johnny needs backup that wallpaper sucks. Enjoy! Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

    "What Is Any Of This? How Dare You?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2025 57:00


    It's Episode 260 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that you shouldn't have to freeze your credit, the default should be frozen. Johnny needs backup that if a insurance company decides not to pay out your policy, they should have to give back the premiums you paid in. Enjoy! Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

    "Dad! We're Getting Culver's?!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2025 58:26


    It's epsisode 259 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that we should get rid of any forced pleasantries from fast food or convenience store employees. Andrew needs backup that joggers shouldn't jog in the street. Enjoy! Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

    "The Basketball Tournament For College"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2025 60:34


    It's episode 258 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on showing time codes for reality shows. Andrew needs backup that saying spinach is triple washed has the opposite of the intended effect. Enjoy! Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

    "Kill Johnny"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2025 56:13


    It's Episode 257 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on the Dyson Vacuum being far and away the greatest vacuum of all time. Andrew needs backup on the key to parenting being the first one in the morning to say you didn't sleep great last night. Enjoy! Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

    "He Uses His Frozen Breath To Freeze A Lake"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2025 55:50


    It's episode 256 of The Cavalry! First, long-time Cavalry fan Kyle McClure needs backup that music conductors are pointless. Andrew needs backup that non-screen time parents are the hardest working parents in the history of modern civilization. Johnny needs backup that theaters should stop showing anniversary re-releases of movies and just do new movies. Enjoy!Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

    "It's Also Tough During The Good Times"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2025 59:51


    It's episode 255 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that Shamrock Shakes are gross. Andrew needs backup that wiping your kids nose that last time before dropping them off at preschool isn't going to make a difference. Enjoy! Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

    "But They Don't Tell You Why"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2025 57:59


    It's episode 254 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that girl scout cookies are terrible. Johnny needs backup that if you're the one that leaves someone at the altar, you need to explain to the audience the wedding isn't happening. Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

    "Rivereierara Marayarya"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2025 58:36


    It's episode 253 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on Dairy Queens needing to move into cities. Johnny needs backup on relying on big hotel chains for a Mexican vacation. Enjoy and remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

    "You Don't Feel A Hole"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2025 47:42


    It's episode 252 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that there should be weather-tiered drivers licenses. Andrew needs backup that he needs a hobby. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! We're only one subscriber away from profitability!

    "One Second Of Joy"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2025 58:06


    It's episode 251 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on returning Amazon packages for his wife. Andrew needs backup that ads should quit showing themselves to you once you've bought the product. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! 

    Brandt Tobler - "I'd Eat Better In Prison"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2025 55:41


    It's episode 250 of The Cavalry! Previous guest and friend of the show Brandt Tobler pinch hits for Johnny as co-host and needs backup that his plan to never pay taxes is win/win. Johnny magically appears for post-show banter so join the Patreon to get your Beehner fix! 

    "How Long Until There's Bad Firefighters?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2025 50:42


    It's episode 249 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on the Grammy's being the best awards show. Johnny needs backup that there should be a draft to decide who's the President of the United States. Enjoy! 

    "I Don't Think A Void Sounds That Bad"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2025 66:48


    It's episode 248 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that living forever is overrated. Johnny needs backup that minivans have gotten a bad rap. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! 

    "My Favorite Part of The Mandalorian is his Jetpack"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2025 65:51


    It's episode 247 of The Cavalry! First Andrew needs backup that all movies in theaters should have an intermission. Then he pivots at the end to Reddit is the only fun social media site left. Johnny needs backup that Chicago drivers are the worst drivers. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! 

    "Babies and Scientists"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2025 47:15


    It's episode 246 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that thermometers should just be for babies and scientists. Andrew needs backup that vending machines should be just for soda and candy. Subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!

    "The Rooftop Solar Installer Comedian"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2025 50:14


    It's episode 245 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that no one needs a private Instagram page. Johnny needs backup that having your birthday around Christmas isn't actually bad. Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter! 

    "Unless They're For Sandwiches"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2025 42:15


    It's episode 244 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that hotel points should work the same as airline miles where only the person staying there can get the credit. Johnny needs backup that when athletes give away autographed jerseys after games they should use a T-shirt cannon to get them up to the cheap seats instead of giving them to rich kids. Enjoy! 

    "I've Never Heard Of Anyone Wiping Like That"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2024 59:07


    It's episode 243 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that couches should come put together. Andrew needs backup that all preschools need bidets. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter. 

    "So One Night..."

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2024 38:30


    It's episode 242 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that you should be able to declare gambling losses on your taxes (turns out it might be that you already can). Andrew needs backup that that "treating the symptom, not the disease" is actually just fine. 

    "A Cloud Of Smoke In The Shape Of My Body"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2024 39:07


    It's episode 241 of The Cavalry! Due to scheduling problems the great Jason Russell pinch-hits for Andrew. Jason needs backup that he likes women who are hairy and have scars. Enjoy! 

    Awkward.. Depressed… Bitter… A Lot Of Complaining

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2024 60:22


    It's episode 240 of The Cavalry! An update to Johnny's new dog! Then Johnny needs backup that companies have gone too far in warning us about ingesting plastic. Andrew needs backup that if you subscribe to a cable or streaming service it should work anywhere you can get online, not just in your hometown. Enjoy!

    "An Origin Story"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2024 53:15


    It's episode 239 of The Cavalry! The Beehner's get a new dog! Andrew's back on the ship. Johnny needs backup on letting society crumble. Andrew needs backup that only true degenerates know what's going on with slot machines. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter! 

    "Bleep Blorp Bleep Blorp"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2024 49:29


    It's episode 238 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that the year the movie You've Got Mail came out was the apex of technology being good. Andrew needs backup that emergency vehicles need to either use the siren fully or not at all. Enjoy! 

    "That's My Second Favorite Team"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2024 65:49


    It's episode 237 of The Cavalry! It's a class warfare episode as Andrew needs backup that in exchange for publicly financed stadiums, billionaire sports team owners should have to be filmed for 24-hours following a loss. Johnny needs backup that no one is allowed to have a billion dollars. 

    "Each Candidate Gets A Squarespace Page"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2024 53:40


    It's episode 236 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that political candidates aren't allowed to advertise. Andrew needs backup that rocking chairs aren't relaxing and if anything require the most work of any chair. Enjoy! 

    "It's Been Over, Pal"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2024 50:19


    It's episode 235 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that we need a new Zulu alphabet. Johnny needs backup on not washing clothes new clothes you just bought before wearing them. Enjoy! 

    "Nobody's Airplane Made It To The Stage"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2024 45:51


    It's episode 234 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that friends shouldn't tell friends they love them if they know it's going to make them uncomfortable. Andrew needs backup that if you get more than 50 percent of your screen time from Youtube it makes you weird. Enjoy!

    "Just A Beef and Cheddar Croissant and the Cheesy Fries"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2024 43:48


    It's episode 233 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that Ben and Jerry's should give you the peanut butter cups separate from the ice cream so you can mix them in yourself and they're not frozen. Andrew needs backup that the movie business should embrace "shorts" and make them marketable with big stars. Enjoy! 

    "Passenger In C 26 D Is Unhappy"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2024 44:45


    It's episode 232 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that if you have a guest you should provide a brand new bar of soap. Andrew needs backup that scams should be trying harder. Enjoy! 

    "Let's Not Plan Anything Interesting"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2024 50:27


    It's episode 213 of The Cavalry! This week Andrew needs backup that "all you can eat" specials that aren't buffets are a scam. Johnny needs backup that if you expose a food to the world as being unhealthy you must also provide an equally delicious alternative. Enjoy! 

    "Lollapo-losers"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2024 56:47


    It's episode 230 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that there should be concerts and events where rich people are explicitly excluded. Andrew needs backup that doctors were faking it up until a 100 years ago. Enjoy! 

    "Is He Just Saying A Book?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2024 48:51


    It's episode 229 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that we don't need signs to tell us bees are pollinating. Johnny needs backup that it's ok not to wash your legs in the shower, even though he does. Enjoy! 

    "There Are People Watching You Perform To Nobody"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2024 52:39


    It's episode 228 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that the Apple mouse shouldn't have it's charging port underneath it. Andrew needs backup that football teams should only have one captain. Enjoy!

    "Ooooh He's Pouring It Down His Pants"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2024 43:14


    It's episode 227 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on Europe needing to decide on do they want American tourists or don't they. Johnny needs backup on the futility of "don't let your dog poop or pee here" signs. Enjoy! 

    "Good Idea Dad... NOT"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2024 34:13


    It's episode 226 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that golf balls should be bigger. Andrew needs backup that Chinese food restaurants should be forced to switch to soda fountains like the rest of the world. Enjoy! 

    "Strawberry Cream Dr. Pepper Diet Coke"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2024 45:38


    It's episode 225 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that you should never turn your location tracker on. Johnny needs backup that you don't need the Sani-seat in public restrooms. Subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!

    "I Didn't Say I Want To Smell It"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2024 49:42


    It's episode 224 of The Cavalry and Jason Russell is back! He needs backup on a Salma Hayek fantasy and defends himself from several of Johnny's previous topics. Enjoy! 

    "I'm A Pretty Fast Learner"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2024 58:02


    It's episode 223 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that if a Sirius radio channel is dedicated to an artist it should only play songs by that artist. Andrew needs backup that our country is too reliant on charity. Enjoy! 

    "Don't Forget Your "I Am Cool" Shirt!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2024 47:25


    It's episode 222 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that we should do away with all polling and just be surprised on election day. Andrew needs backup that the phrase "calorie deficit" needs to be retired because it's useless. Enjoy!

    "This Is A Hammer"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2024 50:35


    It's episode 221 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that movie theaters should list the actual start times of movies. Andrew needs backup that if your way to handle the stress of being on trial for murder is to work out then you're guilty. Enjoy!

    "There Should Be Three Settings"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2024 51:52


    It's episode 220 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that they're never going to enforce a fireworks ban and people should get over it. Johnny needs backup that being tall is a disability. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter... Enjoy! 

    "I'm The I'll Bring Soda And Plates Guy"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2024 48:15


    It's Episode 219 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on not wanting to go to potlucks. Andrew needs backup that the people who "rep" their city the hardest never tend to live in that city. Enjoy! 

    "People Assume We're Listening To Ourselves"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2024 49:59


    It's episode 218 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that if you get a parking ticket they should deduct parking fees you've already paid from the ticket. Andrew needs backup that when there's a long line, only one member of your party should be waiting in it. Enjoy!

    "I Know Too Many Magicians"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2024 47:45


    It's episode 217 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that it shouldn't matter if you book directly with a company or through a third party. Johnny needs backup that foul balls should only count as half a strike. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post show banter. 

    "One Apple Going In The Cart!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2024 52:20


    It's episode 216 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that every standing ovation had something at least slightly hacky that led to it. Johnny needs backup that you should never have to save seats for people. Enjoy! 

    "Yes, It Is A Blender"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2024 68:58


    It's episode 215 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on not being mad at someone for farting unless it smells like eggs. Andrew needs backup that the government should forgive your student loans if you can prove you're not using your degree in any way. Enjoy!

    "Well, Microplastics... That's The New Thing"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2024 65:12


    It's episode 214 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on eliminating get to know you games in adult life. Andrew needs backup on not bagging your own groceries at fancy grocery stores. Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter! 

    "She Would Fly And Meet Us There"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2024 49:52


    It's episode 213 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that every domicile should have a spare bathroom, even if it's an outhouse. Andrew needs backup that we should re-embrace talking on the phone. Enjoy! 

    "I Got It At This Place Called Pizza Pizza"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2024 44:58


    Johnny details the harrowing experience of his cystoscopy. Then he needs backup on poutine being overrated. Andrew needs backup that it's unfair to the deceased to use DNA tests to discover their secrets. Enjoy! 

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