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The Bronze Scales return to Embershore and finally pay off the debts they owe to King Kald and Voyage the thief. Ellory tresspasses, visions come to Kalvyn and Bál, Kald makes a declaration, mysteries deepen, plans and preparations are made, and a total badass rolls into town. It’s good to be home. Note: Swan was absent this session. Time Stamps - Part 1 Theme Song: “Returning to Camp” by Magnus Ringblom Other Music: “Heros Hand 1” from August Wilhelmsson 0:08 - Theme/Intro. 1:39 - Recap. 2:44 - Episode Begins. 10:41 - Kalvyn goes home. 15:38 - Bál, Amsen, and the Wanderer. 20:04 - The heist continues. 30:31 - Kalvyn, Bál, and the Wanderer. 34:35 - The heist resolves. 38:57 - Wink takes his leave. 45:15 - Return to Kald. 55:28 - Return to Voyage. 1:02:00 - Downtime begins. 1:18:45 - The Sacrament of Starfall. 1:25:05 - Kalvyn’s fortune. 1:31:38 - Snow cones! 1:40:51 - Next time... Cast DM - Klouse (https://twitter.com/KlouseWhite) Amsen - Alexander (https://twitter.com/StoriesByAmsen) Bál - Roger Ellory - Nyessa (https://twitter.com/NyessaGaming) Kalvyn - Michael Vesper - Swan (https://twitter.com/swanofmischief) Wink/The Wanderer - George

The Bronze Scales face down their pursuers, valiantly battling against orcish scouts, a familiar face, and the Manticore: Mane Makrahr Lung-strike, disciple of Duma. However, it may be a different sort of battle that leaves the deepest wounds, as the brewing hostility between Vesper and Kalvyn finally reaches a breaking point. Time Stamps - Part 1 Theme Song: “Returning to Camp” by Magnus Ringblom Other Music: “Heros Hand 1” from August Wilhelmsson Follow King Friday XIII, Roger’s cat, on Instagram! 0:08 - Theme/Intro. 1:43 - Recap. 2:55 - Episode begins. 15:45 - Wild, Wild Magic. 18:21 - Inspiration: ‘Kryptonite’ by 3 Doors Down 32:51 - A familiar face. 38:58 - Cue player chat roasting. 54:47 - Roger forgets to mute his microphone while he and his girlfriend coo over their cat and take his picture. 1:31:10 - How do you want to do this? 1:35:24 - Next Time... Cast DM - Klouse (https://twitter.com/KlouseWhite) Amsen - Alexander (https://twitter.com/StoriesByAmsen) Bál - Roger Ellory - Nyessa (https://twitter.com/NyessaGaming) Kalvyn - Michael Vesper - Swan (https://twitter.com/swanofmischief) Wink - George

Join DeeAsia and SoSo as they uncork their recent shenanigans, review their latest wine finds, discuss how wine affects you in the bedroom, read a Wine Hoe Tale, and answer the Wine Trivia question of the week. Theme Intro and Outro: Swimming Pools (Jersey Club) by @_Urbvn https://soundcloud.com/urbvn908/swimming-pools-jersey-club-urbvn-ft-abe Keep up with our wine collection on Delectable: DeeAsia (BrainsNBuns)and SoSo (fabfreshandfly) Find DeeAsia on Instagram and Twitter: @BrainsNBuns Find SoSo on Instagram and Twitter: @fabfreshandfly Follow CSPN Media Network: https://soundcloud.com/cold-slither Grab some merch: https://teespring.com/stores/bad-n-boozy-podcast Leave us a Voicemail message at 818-639-2443 Follow us on Instagram and Twitter: @badandboozypod Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/badandboozypod Email us: badandboozypodcast@gmail.com

Todays podcast is all over the place and I apologize for the static. In episode 7 I play the the Theme Intro by Godwin Fitzgerald Jr is now available on spotify, iTunes and other digital websites. I basically answer messages and questions from fans. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/kev-mac/support

In this episode I take a family poll, on the popular (or at least at the time of recording) topic of "Yanny" or "Laurel." Theme/Intro music that is copyright free and original can be submitted to isaacd2mail@gmail.com Comments and suggestions can be given at isaacd2mail@gmail.com Twitter: @isaacd277 or my YouTube channel "Isaac D2" not sure if this is needed, but I got the audio from https://twitter.com/abc15/status/996485093454594048?s=09

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Craigslist Creeps and Cons! This time: A man who wants a wife - instead of his wife,  a sleazy casting ad (is there another kind?), a weird and sleazy casting ad (I guess that's it), and a pervert who wants to be French (which is pretty logical).Plus: It's "comedy"!------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links ---Site: DazedandConvicted.com (Live shows are also at Craigslost.tvHost Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) comInstagram @Monica.Hamburg, Facebook MonicaHamburg, Twitter: @MonicaHamburg --Notes--The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ --Find All Episodes--DazedandConvicted.comTwitter: @CraigslostTV,Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted Subscribe - optionsiTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413 RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convictedSoundcloud:https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted------------------------------------------------------------------------Credits-- Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )MUSIC & SFX:Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0Check out:"Tinder Tales" "The Stories We Don't Tell" (2 of the episodes with me, here)"Open Mic at The Frog & The Backpack" PodcastImage below by Nicolas Caesar: Scary-Art.com DazedandConvicted.com - Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @DazedConvicted on Twitter / Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

Crazy Craigslist! This time: An addictive suitor, an inventive way to sell hotel rooms, and accommodations where you get to spend every second with the same people!   Plus: A clip from the first Craigslost live performance! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links ---Site: DazedandConvicted.com (Live shows are also at Craigslost.tv )Host Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg --Notes--The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ --Find All Episodes--DazedandConvicted.comTwitter: @DazedConvicted, Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted Subscribe - optionsiTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413 RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convictedSoundcloud:https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted------------------------------------------------------------------------Credits-- Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )MUSIC & SFX:Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0Sounds for Hotel Video:-  Sex Sounds of Couple: by Bennohansen on Freesound.org- Male orgasm: by Safadancer on Freesound.org- Hotel Tour video music = "On My Way" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 LicenseImage below by"Hotel Accommodation" by Maliz Ong RAJESH misra on PublicDomainPictures.net v5u6berq DazedandConvicted.com - Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @DazedConvicted on Twitter / Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

This time: Everyone is insane - including me! I tell you about an experience of mine that is just as strange as any Craigslist post. Plus: Amazing Craigslist oddities: Get a landlord with PTSD, prove you have sexy hands - with your face. And use your face to be part of a very inclusive - but also exclusive - "art project"! Plus: A new bus loon!------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links ---Site: DazedandConvicted.comHost Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg --Notes--The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ --Find All Episodes--DazedandConvicted.comTwitter: @DazedConvicted, Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted Subscribe - optionsiTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413 RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convictedSoundcloud:https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted----------------------------------------------------------------------c---Credits-- Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )MUSIC & SFX:Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0Music for Editor Informercial = "Open Those Bright Eyes", also by Kevin MacLeod,  licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. Image below by RAJESH misra, "CAVES background 2" on PublicDomainPictures.net DazedandConvicted.com - Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @DazedConvicted on Twitter / Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

This episode contains fantastic Craigslist ads about: Relaxing in front of a perv, hiring an idiot to handle your successful career, teaching the art of macho laughing - and meeting the man of your dreams! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links ---Site: DazedandConvicted.comHost Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg --Notes--The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ --Find All Episodes--DazedandConvicted.comTwitter: @DazedConvicted, Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted Subscribe - optionsiTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413 RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convictedSoundcloud:https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted-------------------------------------------------------------------------Credits-- Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )MUSIC & SFX:Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0Music for Editor Informercial = "Open Those Bright Eyes", also by Kevin MacLeod,  licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. DazedandConvicted.com - Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @DazedConvicted on Twitter / Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

This episode: A tool that will help you be a tool, Craigslist ads about fetishes that are definitely not fetishes, roommates from that place that has generally been classified as scorching but it's important not to judge, and a most flexible Airbnb guest. Plus: Flaunting your flute.------------------------------------------------------------------------  ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links ---Site: DazedandConvicted.comHost Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg --Notes--The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ --Find All Episodes--DazedandConvicted.comTwitter: @DazedConvicted, Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted Subscribe - optionsiTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413 RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convictedSoundcloud:https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted-------------------------------------------------------------------------Credits-- Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )MUSIC & SFX:Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0Music for Editor Informercial = "Open Those Bright Eyes", also by Kevin MacLeod,  licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. Episode Photo (Below) = "Bamboo Flute" by Junior LibbyDazedandConvicted.com - Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @DazedConvicted on Twitter / Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

This episode: Get your secretions to work for you! Learn the secret seduction technique to get all the broken women your friends know! Plus: Connecticut People Problems------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links ---Site: DazedandConvicted.comHost Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg --Notes--The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ --Find All Episodes--DazedandConvicted.comTwitter: @DazedConvicted, Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted Subscribe - optionsiTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413 RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convictedSoundcloud:https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted-------------------------------------------------------------------------Credits-- Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )MUSIC & SFX:Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0Episode Photo (Below) = "Survey Check List" by Circe Denyer  DazedandConvicted.com - Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @DazedConvicted on Twitter / Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

This time: Let your bottom pay for your indiscretions, don’t let your waste go to waste, kill a marriage with your acting and find out how to make a violent situation even worse!Plus: Detailed erotica. With the wrong kind of details.------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links ---Site: DazedandConvicted.comHost Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg --Notes--The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ --Find All Episodes--DazedandConvicted.comTwitter: @DazedConvicted, Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted Subscribe - optionsiTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413 RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convictedSoundcloud:https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted-------------------------------------------------------------------------Credits-- Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )MUSIC & SFX:Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0Episode Photo (Below) = "Checking IPhone" by shoko arakiDazedandConvicted.com - Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @DazedConvicted on Twitter / Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

This episode: Fulfill your creepy fantasy or get clean... with some strings attached.  Craigslist is always there to help!Also, join me for the joys of online dating - including a trip through Tinder...Plus: Suicidal subway drivers and slutty Wendy's workers!------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links ---Site: DazedandConvicted.comHost Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg --Notes--The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ --Find All Episodes--DazedandConvicted.comTwitter: @DazedConvicted, Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted Subscribe - optionsiTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413 RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convictedSoundcloud:https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted-------------------------------------------------------------------------Credits-- Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )MUSIC & SFX:Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0Sound effect: "Gunshots" - by Kleeb from Freesound.org Episode Photo (Below) = "Eye Looking" (Public Domain)DazedandConvicted.com - Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @DazedConvicted on Twitter / Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

Optimum insanity this time: A guy tries to mask one socially unacceptable sexual fantasy by pretending it's another... socially unacceptable sexual fantasy - plus: a super stressful roommate option and a woman seeking musical accompaniment to her deep lyrics.   And: My transit experience! I will keep the contest up for eternity, as it brings me such joy: Draw a worse logo of than the one this Fiverr guy drew of me. ( http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/  )------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------Information and Links ---Site: DazedandConvicted.comHost Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg --Notes--The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/I also mention a terrible date I had a teen. I tell it on an episode of "The Lapse".--Find All Episodes--DazedandConvicted.comTwitter: @DazedConvicted, Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted Subscribe - optionsiTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413 RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convictedSoundcloud:https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted-------------------------------------------------------------------------Credits-- Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )MUSIC & SFX:Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0Episode Photo (Below) = "Listening to Music" by Petr KratochvilDazedandConvicted.com - Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @DazedConvicted on Twitter / Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

This time, one Craigslist poster tries to sell us on perverted therapy and another has a longing prelude to sex (maybe). Then there's a voice-over ad with such low expectations. And a second asking for help with a craaaazy plan!  And, speaking of craaaazy plans, I discuss a news article with a sex offender's completely non-transparent ruse...   And it's still on: The contest to draw a worse logo of than the one this Fiverr guy drew of me. ( http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/  )------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------Information and Links ---Site: DazedandConvicted.comHost Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg --Notes--The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/I also mention a terrible date I had a teen. I tell it on an episode of "The Lapse".--Find All Episodes--DazedandConvicted.comTwitter: @DazedConvicted, Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted Subscribe - optionsiTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413 RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convictedSoundcloud:https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted-------------------------------------------------------------------------Credits-- Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )MUSIC & SFX:Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0Episode Photo (Below) = "Wireless Microphone" by Petr KratochvilSound effects1) Phone ring = “analogue_phone_ring_004.flac“  by lorenzosuhttp://freesound.org/people/lorenzosu/sounds/72064/ 2) “Hello” = “My sounds » hello.mp3 by AlucardsBride: http://freesound.org/people/AlucardsBride/sounds/173114/*Demo reel credits:Clips from: 1) Inverse Delirium #70 “Snob Appeal “ Inversedelirium.com 2) Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects (Video Game)3) CSI: Miami (Video game) “Crack or Jack”4) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #111 5)  Dazed and Convicted – Episode #946) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #115Music: "Oppressive Gloom" by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 7) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #107  DazedandConvicted.com - Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @DazedConvicted on Twitter / Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

An ode to manipulative perversity! This episode our Craigslist demented posts include: A man with a soft unit, more "artistic" photographers, a self-professed dull couple who may decide to have an orgy, and another kind fellow offering to altruistically fondle you.  Also: The contest continues! Draw a worse logo of me than the one this Fiverr guy drew. ( http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/  )------------------------------------------------------------------------  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------Information and Links ---Site: DazedandConvicted.comHost Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg --Notes--The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/--Find All Episodes--DazedandConvicted.comTwitter: @DazedConvicted, Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted Subscribe - optionsiTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413 RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convictedSoundcloud:https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted-------------------------------------------------------------------------Credits-- Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )MUSIC & SFX:Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0Episode Photo (Below) = "Hand in Chains" by George Hodan*Demo reel credits:Clips from: 1) Inverse Delirium #70 “Snob Appeal “ Inversedelirium.com 2) Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects (Video Game)3) CSI: Miami (Video game) “Crack or Jack”4) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #111 5)  Dazed and Convicted – Episode #946) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #115Music: "Oppressive Gloom" by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 7) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #107  DazedandConvicted.com - Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @DazedConvicted on Twitter / Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

This time from (mostly) Craigslist, we have: an ad from an adult baby, a VHS-dependent animal lover, a man with a great idea about your bum - and flatophiles!Plus: The logo that proves I'm from Hell... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Information and Links ---Site: DazedandConvicted.comHost Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )Voice-Over Demo Reels: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/voice-over-demos Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg --Notes--The Christian Jokes guy is in Episode 112 (This is cued up to that section at: 29:50)The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/Pictures I sent him: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/Find All EpisodesDazedandConvicted.comTwitter: @DazedConvicted, Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted Subscribe - optionsiTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413 RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convictedSoundcloud:https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted-----------------------------------------------------------------------Current Logo (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )MUSIC & SFX:Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0"Little Bum" tuneVoice-Over Music -  Credit “Green&Orange:No Water” Music by: Duncan Alex © Duncan Wheeler. On FreesoundEpisode Photo (Below) = "Baby Boy in Diaper" by Karen ArnoldDazedandConvicted.com - Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @DazedConvicted on Twitter / Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

This is now the "new" Dazed and Convicted: Craigslist and other assorted horrors. Hear Bill quit!Also this time: Ads from breast psychics, delivery/exercise employers, a brand new killer product inventor - and more!---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Information and Links ---Site: DazedandConvicted.comHost Monica HamburgVoice-Over Demo Reels Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg Find All EpisodesDazedandConvicted.comAlso on Soundcloud:Full Episodes MinisTwitter: @DazedConvicted, Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted Subscribe - optionshttp://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html -----------------------------------------------------------------------MUSIC & SFX:Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.Bill Quitting Sounds “bowling alley pins break 1.wav” by Tomlija  http://freesound.org/people/Tomlija/sounds/99563/"crash.wav" by sagetyrle “http://freesound.org/people/sagetyrtle/sounds/40158/Voice-Over Music -  Credit “Green&Orange:No Water” Music by: Duncan Alex © Duncan Wheeler. On Freesound Photo Below = "Psychic" by Junior LibbyDazedandConvicted.com - Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @DazedConvicted on Twitter / Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

At least two of the Craigslist ads this time around are complete nonsexence: People trying to pass off "sex" as "not sex". This time we have cinematic practice sex and a non-sexual sex offer.  Plus even more weirdness.("D&C Mini" will soon be the "Dazed and Convicted". This will become clearer in this episode.)---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Information and Links ---Site: DazedandConvicted.comHost Monica HamburgVoice-Over Demo Reels Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg Find All EpisodesDazedandConvicted.comAlso on Soundcloud:Full Episodes MinisTwitter: @DazedConvicted, Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted Subscribe - optionshttp://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html -----------------------------------------------------------------------MUSIC & SFX:Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.Voice-Over Examples -  CreditsVoice work from:1) Hospital Tour video2) Corporate video for a virtual answering service3) Safety E-metrics E-learning videoDazedandConvicted.com - Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @DazedConvicted on Twitter / Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

It's an assorted box of insanity from Craigslist this time around. An artistic casting, babysitting naked, a stairway to hell. Your suffering will be varied! Enjoy.("D&C Mini" is a bi-weekly extension of the podcast. A new "Dazed and Convicted" should be up soon. However, the full show will appear only on occasion and this mini-show will soon become the main show. Confusing yet? I thought so. I'll explain soon.)------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------Information and Links ---Site: DazedandConvicted.comHost Monica HamburgVoice-Over Demo Reels Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg Find All EpisodesDazedandConvicted.comAlso on Soundcloud:Full Episodes MinisTwitter: @DazedConvicted, Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted Subscribe - optionshttp://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.htmlOn #165 of "The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon"-----------------------------------------------------------------------MUSIC & SFX:Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.Voice-Over Examples -  CreditsVoice work from: 1) Music Documentary - "5 Seconds of Summer: Up Close and Personal" - by Entertain Me US2)  123 Memory - available (free) on iTunes3) Corporate Video for a SchoolDazedandConvicted.com - Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @DazedConvicted on Twitter / Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

How is one supposed to manage housing in this difficult economy? According to a spate of Craigslist ads, by trading sex for a room! Get a bed and get bedded. Win, win. ("D&C Mini" is an extension of the podcast. A new "Dazed and Convicted" episode will arrive in early November. Admittedly, the full show has become - and likely will be - sporadic and this mini-show will be more frequent.)------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------Information and Links ---Site: DazedandConvicted.comHost Monica HamburgVoice-Over Demo Reels: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/voice-over-demos*  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg Find All EpisodesDazedandConvicted.comAlso on Soundcloud:Full Episodes: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76(& Minis: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/d-c-minis )Twitter: @DazedConvicted, Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted Subscribe - optionshttp://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html-----------------------------------------------------------------------MUSIC & SFX:Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100692.Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772and,  by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772Voice-Over Examples -  CreditsVoice work from: 1) "Dream Disney World Orlando Vacation Homes - Sweet Home Vacation"2) Music Documentary - "Niall Horan: Inside Out" - by Entertain Me US DazedandConvicted.com - Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @DazedConvicted on Twitter / Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

In this mini episode, I read you Craigslist posts containing: a no strings attached offer, a very narrow audition requirement and a plan to create a gentle distraction… ("D&C Mini" is an extension of the podcast. The full "Dazed and Convicted" episodes return in late October/early November)------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------Information and Links ---Site: DazedandConvicted.comHost Monica HamburgVoice-Over Demo Reels: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/voice-over-demos*  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg Find All EpisodesDazedandConvicted.comAlso on Soundcloud:Full Episodes: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76(& Minis: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/d-c-minis )Twitter: @DazedConvicted, Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted Subscribe - optionshttp://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html-----------------------------------------------------------------------MUSIC & SFX:Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100692.Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772and,  by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772Voice-Over Examples -  Credits:Part 1 Clips from: 1) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #100 - Music: “Decline” by Kevin MacLeod and is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN13000162) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #114- Music: “Decline” by Kevin MacLeod and is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN13000163) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #98- Music: "Ripples" by Kevin MacLeod and is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN11006914) Dazed and Convicted - Episode 102 - Sound Effects: Penny = “Spinning Penny.wav” by pwausc1 http://freesound.org/people/pwausc1/sounds/118266/ 5) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #100- Music: “Decline” by Kevin MacLeod and is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN130001Part 2 Music:1) “Destinations by David Carroll“ by DiscoverySounds @DiscoverySounds  2) “cinematic intros » careful approach 0O_36x” by Setuniman on FreeSound.org 3) “18 Deep Blue (2005)” - By Antony Raijekov On CC-Europe  4) “cinematic moments - bizarre » trippy atmosphere 0P_10mi3” by Setuniman on Freesound.orgDazedandConvicted.com - Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @DazedConvicted on Twitter / Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

D&C Mini is an occasional extension of the podcast. (The full "Dazed and Convicted" episodes return in October.) In this mini, I read you a Craigslist post about some very plausible scenarios  - and interpret a Christian comic strip! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------Information and Links ---Site: DazedandConvicted.comHost Monica HamburgDemo Reels: (The version played on the show is here.) Others are at: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/voice-over-demos*  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg Find All EpisodesDazedandConvicted.comAlso on Soundcloud:Full Episodes: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76(& Minis: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/d-c-minis )Twitter: @DazedConvicted, Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted Subscribe - optionshttp://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html-----------------------------------------------------------------------MUSIC & SFX:Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100692.Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772*Demo reel credits:Clips from: 1) Inverse Delirium #70 “Snob Appeal “ Inversedelirium.com 2) Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects (Video Game)3) CSI: Miami (Video game) “Crack or Jack”4) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #111 5)  Dazed and Convicted – Episode #946) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #115Music: "Oppressive Gloom" by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 7) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #107 DazedandConvicted.com - Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @DazedConvicted on Twitter / Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted