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2 DJs talk about all things House music and the life of being music producers (J4CKED). Expect nonsense and some sense on a weekly basis. Enjoy.

Dale Pendlebury

  • Jan 18, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
  • weekly NEW EPISODES
  • 32m AVG DURATION
  • 63 EPISODES


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Having A Hernia And Catching Corona In China

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2021 29:29


This week: Massive round heads, Barclay poops himself every day, everyone’s mum loves Dale, man throws up on Barclay, controversial food debates, avocados are wank, Margaret Bellend and her mourning bees, Barclay struggles to talk, we have totally lost our marbles, having a hernia and catching corona whilst living in China, weird facts about the human body, Barclay’s Shitty Music Facts, George Clinton and Bill Bush, 9 terrible funny jokes, crashing a small boat into a big boat by accident. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

The Queen Wears Pancakes For Slippers

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2021 29:06


This Week: What type of penis would you be?, Barclay the chode, funny backgrounds, covid orgies in Belgium, intriguing royal family facts, the real reason The Queen carries a handbag, the Queen loves kettles, the Royals secretly rob people in Balaclavas, Steve the whale, the strange way the Queen wakes up every morning, you can get paid to wear the Queen’s shoes, naughty Prince Andrew covid joke, people we hate at the cinema, Barclay’s shitty music facts, Dale buys Barclay a video game and it goes horribly wrong. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

My Mum’s Dildo Is On Mars

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2021 28:08


This week: 2021 starts on zoom, crazy dogs and a lion pooping in a litter tray, Barclay’s Christmas present from Michael Jackson’s drummer, Dale text his Aunty to tell her he wants to eat Poo, Browen is rubbish at quizzes, Barclay’s sexy chat up lines, 31 interesting facts but only 6 of them are interesting, Dale can’t speak properly, Barclay’s mum’s dildo on Mars, I’ve never seen a fish ride a bike, don’t go to the tropics, Barclay can’t speak properly, Dale makes bat sex noises, Barclay’s shitty music facts, scatman Dale , Dale is a huge Katy Perry fan, we love cake, counselling for Take That fans, Justin Bieber suicide party, don’t diss Asda, ending on a “biggun” Dale can’t poo, Barclay’s puppy has a tragic ending. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

End Of Year Special 2020

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 61:54


END OF YEAR STARTS HERE: 8:41 DESCRIPTION: Christmas Section: Coco-Pops Master, A Christmas welcoming, recording a Christmas song in a freezing room, Wizzard Wood lives with his Mum and Dad, half of the world is sick of hearing 'Merry Christmas Everybody', arguing with yourself in the mirror, only performing for booze, Rudolf has chronic alcoholism, driving home to Middlesbrough in a Mini, when was the last time George Michael had a beard?, listening to every single episode of the Podcast in a day. End Of Year Special: The best question Dale's asked Barclay this year, Barclay's brain spews shit, 2020 has been odd, Barclay started a business where he hovers over horses with little nipples, we always talk about animals and nipples, mistaking Ariana Grande with ravioli, Barclay's most embarrassing moment at a concert, the most boring thing we did this year, our weirdest episode titles, we have a thing for elephants, can Barclay still finger the piano?, shouting shit at each other, our terrible singing voices, when Dale discovered how to measure a horse, Barclay's best shitty music facts this year, who has the largest nipples in all of the land?, the time Barclay took Dale on a date, why does Barclay kiss his food?, our favourite moment of 2020, evidence we're losing our minds, the time Barclay got knocked out by Dolly Parton, our favourite ending of the year, the almost-criminal ending we made, heartwarming message to the listeners, strapping ourselves to rockets to go out with a bang.

Our Terrible Tattoos

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2020 32:35


This week: Tastebuds on my butthole, there’s a kitten in the house, a little ringly dingly noise, Barclay hasn’t bathed for 6 months, covid crust, Dale’s really bad dad jokes, don’t “K” me! Labracadabrador, melting igloos, festive true stories, Sidney is a boys name, Barclay’s shitty music facts, Barclay can’t talk, unauthorised juice, sweaty homeless juices, shit tattoos, Barclay’s sexy chat up lines, Dale can’t stop picking on Barclay, shopping for a christmas tree ends tragically. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

Suing The Weatherman For Predicting The Wrong Weather

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 29:24


Would you have sex with yourself? Regrowing your eyes, seeing a dog driving a van, replacing your thumb with your toe, dinosaurs used to wear shoes, eating foot cheese, why it’s good to have ticklish feet, measuring feet  in feet, Barclay chats up Dale and makes his nipples hard, taking Kermit The Frog and Miss Piggy to Court, suing the weatherman for predicting the wrong weather and winning, amazing riddles, stealing 60,000 Michael Jackson unreleased songs, paying to stop Justin Bieber’s music, Dale the massively famous queen, dropping my 10ft knob on my dj decks, breaking into a nightclub, getting arrested for breaking into a nightclub.

Getting Married To An Elephant

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2020 30:24


This week: Barclay is on the wine, my spice girl name, going crackers, we’ve been on the radio, Dale’s sweetcorn fiasco, boring things that we did this week, the riddle game show, Dale punches Barclay, feeling my balls, hipster mishap, Barclay’s shitty music facts, Rick Astley Clingon music, getting married to an Elephant. Elephant stumps About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

Making A Sex Doll For Fruit Flies

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2020 35:10


This week: Dogs protect you when you poo, hide your children, Barclay’s sexy chat up lines, stimulated wide-on, Cliff Richard is so horny he can’t talk, chunky monkey, electrocuting flies to death, Barclay’s face got burnt, throwing children out of the window, penis movies, boring things that we did this week, making a sex doll for fruit flies, massaging a Hamsters testes, boiling mouse heads in your kitchen, 500 decomposing Fox rectums, Crickets dipped in mayo, Barclay’s shitty music facts, 1 million scotch eggs, pogo stick of doom. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

Hijacking Boners

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2020 31:10


This week: Our rap names, Barclay has upside-down ears, we have a new track out, Dale’s interesting teeth facts, boring things that we did this week, hijacking boners, date goes horribly wrong, return of the terrible singing, thin people don’t have lungs, Barclay’s sh*tty music facts, killed by a savage storm. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

Our First Horse Ride Turns Fatal

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2020 33:44


This week: Shaving a Van Gough painting into your beard, Edvard Butt-munch, horse poo, force-feeding horses, old saggy balls, measuring in elbows, putting balls on your back, Dale’s weird nipple facts, Barclay's sensitive split nipple syndrome, the world’s strongest nipples, the mighty nipples, Dale becomes a knitting ninja, magic’s not real, boring things that we did this week, accidentally buying 48 bags of Quavers, Facebook is depressing, the 'knit scarves massive' crew, names that don’t sound like they should, we can cut that bit out can’t we?, Barclay’s shitty music facts, our horse ride has a fatal outcome. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

Sex Education Goes Wrong

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2020 32:20


This week: Growing wings and flying to France for duty free goods, Barclay the seagull, recording the Halloween episode and losing the file, bringing bog off back, Celine Dion being strangled to death, trying not to piss off Scary Spice, any kink will do, sex education goes wrong, putting a condom on your testicles, teaching children how to take drugs, horrific ‘would you rather’ questions, Barclay is a bellend for a living, solving world hunger with lies, unwritten rules of where you work, spitting vodka over Dale’s decks, pouring beer over all Barclay’s vinyls, boring things that we did this week, driving with an ‘I love cock’ sticker on the car, terrible music jokes, toilet paper music, Dale can’t read and Barclay doesn’t know what an Asterix is, Barclay’s biggest most massivest shitty music facts, babies are born slippy, Vanilla Ice home improvements, The Beach Boys are scared of water?, bingo playing ducks, getting attacked by ducks. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

Halloween Special 2020 - Giving Birth To Rabbits

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2020 43:35


This week: 2 big announcements, best and worst foods to have in your underwear, another public apology, the wrong wipe, put your penis away Browen, viagra John, playing drums at Glastonbury on speed, blowing up the town’s clock tower and getting in the news, Dale’s lego hair made him walk out of school, Halloween special, horror film cliches, our favourite horror films, true halloween horror stories, Barclay’s sh*tty halloween facts, Dale’s scared of eyes, creepy campfire facts with Dale, a woman gave birth to rabbits, dead celebrity spirit conjouring, the calling, the ghost of Michael Jackson, it really is the end. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

Getting Pissed On By A Stranger

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2020 32:29


This Week: The million pound question, Dale’s confession, how we go to the toilet, Dale said some stupid things, flappy feet, kissing with you eyes wide open, kissing aubergines, Barclay the goldfish, Dorothy the scrabble destroyer, telling a story you didn’t want to hear, the 54 year marathon, silly article headlines, quarantined parrots, the world’s smallest nightclub, tasing his testicles, the sun newpaper has strange headlines, Bongerist Jongon, Barclay eats sausage, Broccoli Devine, making Swedish meatballs on a stage, dropping pianos on war troops, BTS make over 3 billion a year, the seat toilet, 2 women judging Barclay’s urinating penis, getting pissed on by a stranger, a farting competition, farting puns.  About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

Thinking About Your Boss Naked (ft. Matt Tancock)

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2020 35:02


This week: Public apology, £10,000 worth of cous-cous, Barclay tries to build a house, unfortunate names, Tokyo sex whale, Dj Bj Wood, boring things that we did this week, self service tills go rogue, Barclay the biscuit monster, hanging out with the guy from Scooter, the extra huffy puffy podcast, how do we look? upside down ears, Barclay’s shitty music facts, singing Abba badly, a disturbing fact, thinking about your boss naked, wonging around widdling and diddling, who wants to be a millionaire featuring BBC Radio’s Matt Tancock. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

Getting Humped By A Dog

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2020 29:06


This week: I’d rather be humped by a Shih Tzu, top 5 podcast episodes, drinking with stalkers, really terrible singing, Fleamack and Rollback, bad sounding snare, boring things that we did this week, taking piano lessons, sh*t ninja, sh*t joke, Barclay’s shitty music facts, planning Dale’s funeral, sleeping podcast. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

Tumble Drying My Cat For An Hour

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2020 35:28


This week: Barclay wants to be Keith Chegwin, Christmas dinner made me throw up, Dale is a wrist model, the truth about Santa, salty breakfast, the millennium bug, Barclay’s dildo onesie, Barclay’s shitty music facts, winning 100 million on the lottery, rent-a-friend, Akon is a legend, storing 200 million under your breasts, sausage-gun fight, boring things that we did this week, tumble drying my cat for an hour, anally probed by Aliens. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

Eating My Own Flesh

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2020 36:44


This week: Fart smells, disappointing Barclay with Dale’s voice, Dale talking in his sleep, insulting shit celebrities, Darren Dave, Dale’s skinny burnt legs, refusing to fart on a coach, what’s a stupid vegetable? Barclay’s shitty music facts, everyone’s Nan fancies Julio Inglesias, always cutting cheese in a rush, the village is weird, 15 mini gimp outfits, Barclay the beaver leader, Satan’s ring piece, not washing your clothes for 2 weeks, pulling off a door handle and trapping myself in the bathroom, boring things that we did this week, Barclay cooks Dale live on The One Show, crispy voodoo stick thigh, big and bubbly Jew, eating my own flesh. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

Dale Nearly Got Murdered In A Forest

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2020 32:28


This week: D*ck silhouettes, veet the meat, fly in Dale’s eye, feeding nipples to Joe Swash, peanuts have feelings too, pescatarians are killers, boring things we did this week, someone tried to murder Dale in a forest, Barclay’s s**tty music facts, my dad recorded an album in space, swim goes deadly. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music!

Sniffing Mum’s Brussel Sprout Farts

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2020 36:04


This week: Steve’s bedroom, driving a mobility scooter, Dale can’t talk, amazon dildo collection, Elvis with tits, pitch (not so) perfect, going on a date, embarrassing laugh, full of D, moisters,inappropriate response, arse pubes, pointless flybrid issue, Barclay’s sh*tty music facts, proper whopper, sniffing my mum’s brussel sprout farts, what a pair of idiots, laughter experiment. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

Barclay Got Beaten Up

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2020 32:56


This week: Dale’s covid test results, scarface the musical, farting on the job, eating like a starving pug, the 3 drains debate, a ballad for the lonely, is classical music the best genre in the world? a sh*t load of manky toenail clippings, Dale gets a pet Elephant and forgets to feed it, cheesy sneezies, long shaft massive flaps tiny holes, Freddy Krueger gave me nightmares, Dave’s Scooby Doo phobia, Barclay’s sh*tty music facts, Tina turner singalong, sexy anagram, getting badly beaten up. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

Cooking With Poo

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 30:51


This week: Is cereal soup? Barclay went out clubbing in covid land, playing drums again, getting told off for dancing, Harry styles DJing in the local club, barking bouncers, drinking petrol, Dale lost his mum in big Tescos, analysing dreams part 2, Dale was attacked by shooters with AK47s, crack Hens, Dale does ketamine with his aunty, almost witnessing death on Tiktok live, some of the worst names ever, cooking with poo, a test for the listeners. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

Barclay Touches Horse Nipples

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2020 35:19


This week: Pure dog s**t, musical facts, paedo misconceptions, the beatles were seedy, mad sex noises, playing with Barbie dolls, middle classed sports playing, Dale locks himself in the bathroom, Barclay’s greasy pinkie is up, driving illegally for years, Dale’s dad went crazy in Norway, barbecue at Dale’s parents house, horse shit donuts, connecting with horses, doing reiki on plants, some dogs are bitches, Cuthbert hosts the podcast, special interview. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

Seagulls Are Bitches

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2020 30:08


This week: Sausage wallpaper, we had another studio day with Becky Grinham, the finger-Inn, making tiktok videos for 90’s dance legends, Barclay got fired from a job, talking to fish, waking up after a drunken night out with a room full of roadworks flashing lights, Elon Musk built me a spaceship, seagulls are bitches, international dining for free, interesting musical facts, David Bowies diet of red peppers milk and cocaine, Dale’s weird ears, psychedelic beer festival. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

How Do Kangaroos Clean Their Flaps?

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2020 27:45


This week: Tongue twister, being 7 inches tall with 5 feet, snapping off a whole toenail, we hit 20,000 spotify streams with our remix, we got played in a club in Italy, we made a garage track, Becky Grinham came over and we wrote a new track, Barclay’s shenanigans in the midlands, pushing someone into stinging nettles up to his neck, bad Australian accent, how do kangaroos clean their flaps? Sleepwalking and peeing in a bin, murdered by a snake. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

We Got Hacked With Porn

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2020 31:41


This week: A new favourite mystical animal, dad jokes part 2, our interview on BBC radio clip, despicable behaviour at a wedding, bad tent jokes,Dale’s wedding videos, Barclay and Dale were victims of racist pornographic hackers, strapping Barclay to a rocket ends in death.  About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

Murdering An Entire Family And Burying Them Under The Patio

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2020 33:12


This week: Dale’s going to get poo’d on, recycling fiasco, unpronounceable bad puns, we made a behind the scenes video of our music vid, waving guns about in public, making a random person rummage through a bin, dying our hair, getting deep and emotional, Dale looks at vomit online, Barclay’s mum tells embarrassing stories about him, front bum coffee bean, causing a car pile-up, embarrassing photo, pug-cast, aggressive frog, Barclay gets mailed to France. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

Grandad Fell Off A Skateboard And Farted

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2020 35:20


This week: The worst kind of fart, Dale invents a word, un-answerable questions, Russians are more lovely than they sound, Barclay’s lame music facts, the chicken brothers, would you rather?! suck my d**k and get me a sandwich, chatting to Ants and Pigeons, Grandad fell off a skateboard and farted, crashing a motorbike and landing in brambles, talking about our new music video, Matt Tancock UK, gross ending. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

Cutting Up Poop With A Penknife

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2020 38:10


This week: A different intro, very punny, sweary stories, we hit 10,000 spotify streams on our latest single, analysing one of our listener’s dreams, humans are plant food, going out for a drink and coming home with a racoon, Dermot and Graham’s “erms", more puns, eating food out of a bin, Barclay used to eat cat food, Dale got tea bagged, putting a frozen jumbo sausage up your bum for a dare, cutting up poo with a pen-knife, climbing into Fearne Cotton’s nostrils for a nap, cod eye and skin wang, walking in on an electrician having a poo, another pun, new song release info, we’re making another music video, faking being unconscious, Dave keeps getting knocked out, Dale sniffs Barclay's armpit, bad fake accents, epic trailer. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

Do Dogs Dream Of Being Horses?

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2020 33:28


This week: Stinky pinkie the new tellytubby, sweary sentences, spotify streams are doing well, we’re making a new music video, embarrassing moment, having big balls is a curse, analysing dreams, praying mantis pushed me off a ship, people from the 70’s dream in black and white, dogs dream of being horses, how do Giraffes sleep? Steve the Ant got fired, Barclay turned posh, we went on a safari. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

Sticking Hamster Tubes Up My Anus

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2020 30:05


This week: Something weird to say before kissing someone, we have done a radio show on love summer radio, Barclay is drunk, weirdest song lyrics, sticking hamster tubes up my anus, Dale gets defensive about his list, 21 ridiculous facts that are absolutely true, kicked in the balls vs giving birth, playing depressing music to flowers, some people can’t do these two things, our inner voices, buying stupid shit on holiday, buying a Rolex watch, being locked in a shop, Barclay buys a camel for £10, camel pasta, receiving lovely messages about the podcast, buying a boat - going to a rave - leaving a friend on an island, waking up to a fire in the house, apartment building nightmare, we miss socialising, going caving. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

Twisting Your Balls

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2020 29:56


This week: what’s your favourite flower? the weirdest sounding job titles, twisting your balls, Dave can’t skate, losing a leg, dad jokes, some people say some things and other people say other things, the adventures of Geoffrey and Katrina, strange but true facts that will shock you, my new motorbike has a dildo on it. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

My Mum Stole My Dildo

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2020 28:50


This week: exfrubulated is a real word, Dale’s public apology, scotch milk, embarrassing childhood moments, our favourite dogs, we miss human contact, pet dildo, someone stole Paul, a dog’s lipstick, Barclay’s adventure in Spain, the adventures of Bartholemew and Regina. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

Someone Farted On My Ham

Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2020 29:24


This week: potential baby names, nostril facts, Barclay fell backwards off his chair, weird big toe, our latest track almost didn’t get finished, Ravioli Grande, someone farted on my ham, the guy that pooed himself, trying to sell Dale a winnebago. About us:Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

Making Bad Songs And Recording Farts

Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2020 30:30


This week: giving each other nicknames, Dale made friends with a bird, french teacher pulls out a lightsaber, full on sag boob, 5 nipple facts, Dale’s family trip to Ireland, making bad songs and recording farts, i’d probably chin Gordon Ramsay, revenge seagull attack, staying awake for 5 days, riding a golden bike through the town centre, talking about food again, robbing a bank and shooting dogs. About us:Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

My Oven Is Full Of Squirrels

Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2020 26:02


This week: cryptic quiz, Barclay used to be a goth, hanging out in graveyards, Dale mistook a hedgehog for a wolf, derelict building guarded by an aggressive homeless man, Dale hates it when people take their feet off, we’ve put out a 4 track EP, it doesn’t even matter what day it is anymore, talking about food again, we have mercy coming soon, Barclay can’t talk normally, glitter haunts you forever, Matt Bull binge listened to all of our podcasts, Freejak turns us on, my oven is full of squirrels, the great chimney sweeping adventure. About us:Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

People Eat Other People's Poo

Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2020 29:02


This week: Dale brushed his hair for the first time in 2 years, talking about our latest E.P. the time Barclay nearly died, dishing out the meds, people eat other peoples poo, teetering over the edge, Stan was in a train crash, Dale got stabbed through the chest, broke his toe and got punched in the eye, getting banged out for not playing Spice Girls, Barclay broke his collar bone diving into a paddling pool, don’t mow the lawn in sandals, Karen won’t listen to the podcast, singing Van Halen. About us:Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

Never Sniff Coke With An Elephant

Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2020 31:36


This week: hard green grapes, animal abuse story, the dark web, dead cow, elephants can’t be arsed to jump, losing your bra while tombstoning, drowning with your boobs out, Barclay lifeguarding (again), more boobs, pretending the wave machine is a shark tank, sun holiday nutters, pulls a machete out of his bum hole, canoeing is life threatening, egg sized rounders injury, getting your big head stuck in a cave, Sharon and Dave, scuffing your helmet, covering Miss Boland in butter, Mrs Hamilton smacking you with a ruler, Radio 1 dance show, oddcast, new cutlery unboxing turns deadly. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

A Drunk DJ Threw Up In My Car

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2020 27:05


This week: things I wish I knew when I was younger, Barclay’s eyes are rubbish, hairspray aftershave and about 20 rums, a drunk DJ threw up in my car, Barclay flipped off a podium and knocked himself out, Dale’s drunken quest for bread, strawpedos of doom, people with ridiculous names, a tribute to my dead mongoose. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

School Visit Goes Really Wrong

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2020 24:32


This week: Dale sings Dua Lipa, Barclay grows a mangina, preview of our latest release, what kind of person uses Deezer? creaky chair, chat with Becky Grinham, school visit goes really wrong. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

Throwing Glass At Barclay’s Head

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2020 32:38


This week: sun-tan talk, Corona virus lockdown is getting odd, Kris Kross made us jump, wearing socks upside down, don’t run up a downwards escalator it’s dangerous, catching shoplifters, Dale loves a meal deal, getting abused by security, stupid facebook posts from annoying people, gobbing off at seagulls, Q&A getting to know us, Dick Petersworth, Coronation street is banging mate, throwing glass at Barclays head. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

I Fed A Horny Horse Vodka And Coke

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2020 34:22


This week: you’re not meant to be driving! singing with Josh Turner, Corona lockdown with Miley Cyrus, newsflash with Boris Johnson, elephant in the room, Barclay cut his own hair, all Gary’s are born 30 years old, Dale’s Mum is called Barry, radio lockdown, story time, French car crash, Dale meets Gary and Geoff the goat, Barry the horse saves the day, I fed a horny horse vodka and coke, how are the seagulls coping with corona virus, motivation speech, watery meat gravy. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

Why You Should Never Fall Asleep At A Party

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2020 32:10


This week: backhanded compliments, Dale worked in a shoe shop, Barclay was a postman, my friends played a savage prank on me, a dog almost killed me, trying to describe colours (badly) without using colours, hiphop Corona virus song, how we made the Corona virus song, never fall asleep at a party or you’ll get abuse, Sharon Karen Geoff and Dave, our middle names, Barclay talks sexy. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music. Expect nonsense and 'some sense' on a weekly basis.

My Teacher Locked Me In A Cupboard And Shat On My Head

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2020 29:56


This week: Barclay tries to recite the alphabet backwards, coronavirus made me cough a lung out, we made a weird vlog, kicking off at unruly people in the cinema, pranks going horribly wrong, causing havoc in a science class, Dale gets in the cupboard with a teacher, misbehaving in exams, playing pranks on teachers, my friend punched a girl, exploding yoghurt, my teacher locked me in a cupboard and shat on my hair, singing Jesus bangers, trying to make up a 10 word insult, Barclay does the longest fart he could possibly do. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music. Expect nonsense and 'some sense' on a weekly basis.

Barclay's Night Out With Dolly Parton

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2020 32:08


This week: fake words that sound real, being on the radio with Matt Tancock, Bryan Adams was in Devon, wearing wigs at the BBC, teasing our upcoming single ‘Shakey’, will the coronavirus stop festival season?, Barclay's fake story about Dolly Parton going on a night out with him, kabab with Dolly Parton, lighting a candle and the whole building catches on fire. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music. Expect nonsense and 'some sense' on a weekly basis.

Beating Off With A Stick

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2020 33:24


This week: welcome to the In House game show, waffling about waffles, positive intent makes no sense, favourite thing about the music industry, water is the holy grail of the rave, we love CO2 cannons, puddles of sweat on my records, grimy venues are the best, our favourite new studio plugin, improving mastering techniques, talking about our Pattern Pusher remix, crazy group chat with a BBC radio presenter, secret exciting project in the pipeline, spending hours on recording a part then deleting it, production tips, the electric running out during an important studio session, drunk Dale and Barco randomly meet in a kebab shop, our recent journey, Barco’s weird feet, funny messenger nick-names. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music. Expect nonsense and 'some sense' on a weekly basis.

Shopping For A Table But Coming Home With A Rabbit

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2020 33:25


This week: a dog sniffed Dale’s bum, Barco DJ’d with Krafty Kuts, ridiculous group chat nicknames, laughing so hard I farted, breaking into houses and doing mildly inconvenient pranks, making a classroom stink of fish, never let your parents cut your hair, banned from parks, shopping for a table and coming home with a rabbit, my first pet rabbit froze to death, going back on BBC radio, the weirdest noise online. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music. Expect nonsense and 'some sense' on a weekly basis.

Twisting The Nipples Of Earth

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2020 35:43


This week: mixing the rolling stones live, homemade mic set up, grabbing the muff, our autobiography names, Barclay’s terrible jokes, the best joke we’ve ever heard, the shittest jokes on the planet, compulsive liar convinces Dale he was going to earn £1,000,000 a year on the radio, Dale and Barclay were nearly enemies, DJ controllers, DJ tech tools, the sync argument, cremated or buried?, crazy wedding story, stealing alcohol from a bar, millennium story, the end of nightlife, being killed by elephants. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music. Expect nonsense and 'some sense' on a weekly basis.

Having Sex With A Cat

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2020 34:41


This week: the end of J4CKED, Barclay got fired from a Radio station, being inappropriate at a swimming pool, fishing out floaters, my decks got knocked off the stage, sleeping with a cat, Dale’s tragic laptop stories, accidentally deleting a podcast, Barclay and Dale go sky diving. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music. Expect nonsense and 'some sense' on a weekly basis.

Slapping People With Butter

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2020 32:00


This week: how El-Barco got his name, unfit fat fight, i slapped a packet of butter round his face, bacon almost killed me, awesome human achievements, a big announcement, Barrybados, I’ve got a dishwasher mate! sticking m&ms to a hat mate! About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music. Expect nonsense and 'some sense' on a weekly basis.

Why Is Everyone Called Chris?

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2020 30:50


This week: fears and phobias, crawling over the Clifton bridge, throwing acorns in car sunroofs, scorpions are horrible, snakes are creepy, why is everyone called Chris? I’m not spider racist, getting attacked by a nest full of wasps, Barclay used to be a lifeguard, the best trick to get rid of wasps ever, flies puke on your food, hornets attacked Dale’s family, bulls are tw**s and giraffes are necky! the ghost of Michael Jackson lives under Dale’s bed. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music. Expect nonsense and 'some sense' on a weekly basis.

Pensioner Gets Arrested 6 Times In A Day

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2020 32:10


This week: labels we would like to be on, Barclay had a birthday, Dale wants cake, lifting heavy tiles, pensioner got arrested 6 times in 1 day, offending disabled people, meeting someone with the best ears ever, thinking of new names again, list number 2, voice acting, popping as many balloons as possible in 20 seconds. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music. Expect nonsense and 'some sense' on a weekly basis.

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