Being a movie critique isn't as complicated as you might think. We pick any movie we want, watch it, and talk about it. Sidebars are inevitable.
The Crew reviews Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!, discusses David Miller, George Wilson, puberty love, Quinn returns to fidgeting, sad attempt at copyright infringements, homage to random babies, flat spoofs, Mo’s sobriety, Sharon Taylor, helicopter crashes, and pick the next film review. “I’m not taking my panties off for Scotland!” ⭐ ½ DON’T WATCH
The Crew reviews About Time, discusses Domhnall Gleeson, Rachel McAdams, math, chick flicks, and shallow male viewpoints with Quinn, Bill Nighy, tears of a clown, Margot Robbie, time travel, empathy, attractive people in dark rooms, Dane fights opposition, balding, fat baby pictures, Martin goes Bill O’Reilly, and pick the next film review. “I’m not taking my panties off for Scotland!” ⭐⭐⭐; WATCH
The Crew reviews Joker, discusses Joaquin Phoenix, DC, Todd Phillips, psychology, Robert De Niro, more spoilers from Quinn, villains, Dane enjoys snacks, comic books, Marc Maron, Batman, Zazie Beetz, superheroes, and pick the next film review. “Gary, you were the only one who was ever nice to me” ⭐⭐⭐⭐; WATCH
The Crew reviews American Psycho, discusses Christian Bale, Justin Theroux, book and movie comparison, Jared Leto, Bret Easton Ellis, materialism, Game of Thrones, Josh Lucas, shady Tom Cruise, Begs receives Val Kilmer’s book, Dane cakes, Mila Kunis, cancel culture, and pick the next film review. “Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it” ⭐⭐⭐; WATCH
The Crew reviews Stop Making Sense (a Dane pick), discusses David Byrne, music, bongos, Big Mouth Billy Bass, Bernie Worrell, Caution Hill, documentaries, Alex Weir, 80s music, Begs’ punchable face, drywalling, concert films, the Talking Heads, Willem Dafoe’s dong, fat suits, directing, Billy Joel in Russia, Imagine Dragons, and pick the next film review. “And you may find yourself” ⭐⭐ ½; WATCH
The Crew reviews The Freshman, discusses Marlon Brando, Dane spites The Crew, Matthew Broderick, Mo shows his age, Bruno Kirby, cocaine, drug culture and artistic influence, subtitles, Johnny Depp, current cable television stations, Mel Brooks, animal cruelty, Joe Exotic, close-talkers, sitcoms, and pick the next film review. “What armpit?” ⭐⭐; DON’T WATCH
The Crew reviews The Ring, discusses Naomi Watts, Martin Henderson, Wendy’s, the scaries, David Dorfman, horror, heartrates, Daveigh Chase, jump scares, Dane explains how to watch a horror movie, Brian Cox, chain letters, Rube Goldberg, psychological...
The Crew reviews Downsizing, discusses Matt Damon, a rare gesture from Marty, another reevaluation of the star ratings, side dick, climate change, politics, Alexander Payne, character development, Dane plays neutral and masters the pun, Christoph Waltz,...
The Crew reviews Deliverance, welcomes emotions expert Dr. Dan Hill, discusses Jon Voight, Burt Reynolds, underage drinking, hillbillies, canoeing, rape, Ned Beatty, Network, Martin on dentistry, morality, dueling banjos, James Dickey, facial coding,...
The Crew reviews Good Will Hunting, discusses Robin Williams, Elliott Smith, Matt Damon, welcomes Quinn back to the show, audio mixing, Ben Affleck, Dane and Quinn find common ground twice, Gus Van Sant, Ayn Rand, Johnny Depp, Martin recalls being...
The Crew reviews The Birdcage (a Dane pick), discusses Robin Williams, Nathan Lane, Gene Hackman, gender identity politics, Hank Azaria, acceptance, find a villain in comedy, SOCAL, rating metrics, Chopped, mannerisms, Howie Mandel, debate farcical vs....
The Crew reviews Pokémon Detective Pikachu, discusses Ryan Reynolds, get to know Dane a little better, Mo and Marty reveal their Pokémaster talents, Begs’ lack of imagination, Pokémon generations, Martin’s childhood, cute dudes, Bill Nighy, a French...
The Crew reviews The Shape of Water, discusses Sally Hawkins, Michael Shannon, Dane Reasoning 101, Richard Jenkins, history of Corn Flakes and Kellogg, Martin breaks down Dudeism, eggs and glass cookware, Octavia Spencer, a formal apology to Robert...
The Crew reviews Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, discusses Robert Downey Jr., Begs enrages Mo, Val Kilmer, Martin is established as a Boomer and ordained minister, hacky movies, Shane Black, a history lesson for Quinn, substance abuse, Six Flags, Dane’s favorite...
The Crew reviews Tombstone, discusses Kurt Russell, Begs and Mo’s Val Kilmer crush, phonics, prostitution ethics, Sam Elliott, mustaches, Billy Bob Thornton, Michael Biehn, King George VI, Quinn’s waterboarding experience, Val Kilmer’s new book,...
The Crew reviews The Friends of Eddie Coyle (a Dane picked movie), discusses Robert Mitchum, Peter Boyle, A. O. Scott, the sounds of Noodle, film noir, Alex Rocco, Japanese currency, Martin’s profound love of potatoes, Dane’s edible chin, and pick the...
The Crew reviews Moonstruck, introduces Dane to the podcast, discusses Nicolas Cage, Cher, Steve Martin, opera, Quinn’s gypsy love curse, the art of dry-humping, and pick the next film review. “It’s Cosmo’s Moon” 2.5 STARS
In our first episode, we introduce 4/5 of the podcast crew, pick a name for the podcast, praise Nicolas Cage, discuss mental illness, compare Amazon v. eBay, Cher, Buddha, and set podcast ground rules.
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