Aint Life Funny with Aaron and Matt

This week Aaron Shark Tanks the next great inovation in male sex toys. After that the boys say a fond, possibly temporary farewell to the 5 people who've stayed listening to this trainwreck for the past year. Will Aaron and Matt ever return for a season 2??? Reach Out and Touch Us! Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook - facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

This week Aaron and Matt do a play by play analysis of a Bobcat attack that was caught on North Carolina. This brings up the fact that neither Matt nor Aaron are man enough to stand up to a bobcat. Or a housecat for that matter. Somehow Aaron uses this to delve into at least 12 conspiracies and his opinions of the mouthbreathing cult Qanon. Thanks For Watching, Listening and Subscribing!! Reach Out and Touch Us! Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook - facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

This week Aaron and Matt get into a deep discussion into the mind of the most diabolical queen south of the Maison Dixon line Ms. Juicyyyy baby. This leads into a deep dive into the trash that is reality tv. After that Matt brings a shocking story from Michigan in which a naughty home inspector decided to do more than tickle an Elmo doll... All this and more on this week of Aint Life Funny. #JuiceTrap #MsJuicyWorld Thanks For Watching, Listening and Subscribing!! Audio available on all major platforms. Check us out here: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook - facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

On this weeks thought experiment, Aaron and Matt get started with a discussion about how dim the citizens of Angel Grove were to not know who the Power Rangers were. "Oh it's just a multicultural, multiracial, color coded group of martial artists who disappear when shit goes down....Nope no one I know." After that Matt brings up the fact that Alabama is trying to hold steady on their ban of Yoga in schools. Why? Because Yoga will turn their kids into radical-Hinduism cultists. That's basically what they're saying down there in that shit streak of a state Alabama.... This somehow leads to Matt and Aaron discussing the bleak, Demolition Man-esque future in which Wesley Snipes has a blonde mohawk, we live in the sewers and Taco Bell is the only restaraunt left. Thanks For Watching, Listening and Subscribing!! Check us out here: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook - facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

This week Aaron and Matt are en fuego. Why are they so mad. Cause plastics are shrinking D's that's why. The boys have a discussion about this and the 2000 conspiracy theories that Aaron knows involving the likes of Coke and other mega corporations that are trying to shrink the dink. After this Matt brings up a mother of the year candidate who took some boxing gloves to her daughters school and went toe to toe, blow for blow with her bully. Hero or villan or real ass Mom of the month? You be the judge. Finally Aaron and Matt write the next great porno movie that showcases Lexington Steele as a time traveling D-Slanger who travels to the dystopian, plastic poisoned future filled with small pee pees and rewrites history with his massive piece. Sperminator 2: Judgement Dong. #Sperminator Thanks For Watching, Listening and Subscribing!! Check us out here: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook - facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

The boys can't avoid the continued disrespect of their producer and their insistence on calling them The Dollar Tree Falcon and Winter Soldier. After accepting defeat they discuss the upcoming release of The Snyder Cut. Mat''s already watchied 2.5 hrs of it and he shares his thoughts thus far. After that the guys discuss a lost cut of the 90's Robin Williams classic and if they'd like to see an R rated version. Finally in the last 15 minutes Aaron and Matt get deep and talk about what they think about the last year and if they're afraid to die. Thanks For Watching, Listening and Subscribing!! Check us out here: Anchor.FM - anchor.fm/alfpodcast Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook - facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

This week opens with the Aint Life Funny producers throwing ultimate shade at Aaron and Matt by calling them the "Dollar Tree Falcon and Winter Soldier. Naturally we had to make that the poster for the episode. After that the guys share a few thoughts on the NFL offseason, mostly in regards to the Steelers and issues with an aging Ben Roethlisberger and a thriving Juju Smith-Schuster. After that Aaron and Matt discuss Aaron's new business as an influencer/guru and his new personal PJ Dolla-Check. Finally Aaron blows the lid of the Epstein conspiracy and reveals what most likely went down. Thanks For Watching, Listening and Subscribing!! Check us out here: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook - facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

This week Matt and Aaron start off the show by acknowledging how crazy Matt looked as a teenager....crazy. They also get into what it's going to be like after Corona is over in terms of wearing masks and what they think of antimaskers in general. Finally they end the show with a bunch of stories of childhood brushes with death and how lucky they both are to be alive and fully functioning. Thanks For Watching, Listening and Subscribing!! Check us out here: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook - facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

This week Matt and Aaron continue their deep dive into the weird. They talk crying with the homies during movies, their thoughts on the new Denzel movie "The Little Things" and movies in general and Tekashi 6x9 and if he's a genius asshole, or just an asshole. Yes we know that Tekashi is spelled with an E but our graphics guy is white so no spicy talk about the poster.... Thanks For Watching, Listening and Subscribing!! Check us out here: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook - facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

This week aaron and Matt talk shitty jobs, crazy internet videos, bad business practices and Aaron using his business knowledge to become the next Scarface. Thanks For Watching, Listening and Subscribing!! Check us out here: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook - facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

This week Aaron and Matt continue a weekly discussion on Matt's "pedo cosplay look." (not cool Aaron). Matt doesn't do himself any favors by playing Goodby Horses in the opening.... This somehow segues into a discussion on if we would have given into a teacher if they asked us to get physical. Things get a little weird. Then somehow the guys shift to talking about Ethan Suplee and his amazing weight loss and how Matt feels he is a kindred spirit. Then Matt loses all credibility when he revelas that when he did have abs, he used to :thirst trap jog shirtless in Van Nuys, CA back in the day. Then somehow we end on football... Weird episode ya'll. Thanks For Watching, Listening and Subscribing!! Check us out here: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook - facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

This week Aaron and Matt get back to basics and give their take on Capitol Riot Karen, Jenny Louise Cudd asking to take a vacation to Mexico while awaiting trial for her part in the riots and how this shows the white bias of our country. From there we drill down on the heroes at Wallstreet Bets subreddit and their attempt to literally break Wall Street using their own tactics and how Uncle Sam said NO, and what that means for us. Finally Aaron and Matt talk Courtside Karen and here "interaction with Lebron James which leads them to tell the tale of the Pacers vs Pistons brawl that occured on November 19th, 2004. Don King would've been proud. Thanks For Watching, Listening and Subscribing!! Check us out here: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook - facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

On this very special episode of Aint Life Funny the boys talk Matt's awful pandemic look and how it veers into pedo territory. Aaron then talks about his father and other mentors and how they exuded old guy cool and how he hopes to echo that in his own life. After all of that Matt tries to describe his story of overcoming Leukemia and how it changed him in so many ways for the better. If you want to put yourself on the the donor registry and possibly save someone's life with your blood please visit Be The Match: https://join.bethematch.org Thanks For Watching, Listening and Subscribing!! Check us out here: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook - facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

This is it. The last episode where we talk about President Dump!!! We keep our thoughts on his royal douchiness to a minimum and instead focus on positivity. How have we switched our way of thinking as we get older. How is it making our lives better? We also focus on a great American/Actor/Badass Michael Jai White. Aaron as always has some shade to throw but we both agree that he is The Man. Go check out his Youtube Page here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI_lMrU-GmgsuPiEV2nLIkg This podcast is all about connecting with your friends and making the most out of life even when it seems like a giant tub of shit and this shit right here... is definitely on brand. Thanks For Listening To Our Nonsense! Check us out here: Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook Facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

Aaron and Matt continue their deep dive into the clusterfuck that is the last days of Trumps presidency. The guys can't really decide what they think will finally happen, or what this all means for the future of this country but they both end the episode on a positive note and share what they think is really important right now. We're hoping a little positivity, even from us helps. Thanks For Listening To Our Nonsense! Check us out here: Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook Facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

Due to overwhelming request.....(3 people) we thought it would be interesting to check in and see how Aaron and Matt feel a few days after Trumps failed Coup/LARP event. Are we on the brink of a full 1984 style police state? Is Treason still a thing or has it gone out of style like Members Only jackets and Zima? After getting kicked off every social media platform, is Trump plotting a second coup on Parlor with his Confederacy of Douches? Can Matt's brain handle the Mike Tyson-like beating it's being dealt by Aaron's constant barrage of conspiracy? It's gearing up to be a wild 10 days and just like we said last week sometimes it's nice to just hang with a buddy and try to laugh through the pain. Thanks For Listening To Our Nonsense! Check us out here: Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook Facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

We had to do it. Aaron and Matt saw the events unfold in Washington today with Trump and his goon squad and we just couldn't resist. This episode was created so fast Matt even forgot to include the episode number in the poster.... Are we experiencing the prologue to every Zombie/Post Apocalyptic horror movie? How does President Oscar Meyer and his weenies spin this? Just what the fuck is going on period? Simulation? Jerry Springer Episode? It's all on the table in this new world we're living in. Sometimes it's nice to just hang with a buddy and try to laugh through the pain. Thanks For Listening! Check us out here: Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook Facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

Happy Holidays ya'll! We wanted to get one last episode out before we wrap up this donkey terd of a year. Aaron and Matt talk their NFL miseries that are lingering even though both of them are disavowing their love of the game. After that they lean into conspiracy and talk cloned meat and the beyond burger phenomenon and what it may mean for the human race. What's really in that shit? We also talk the bizarre and senseless attack in Nashville and what it looks like from the perspective of 2 dummies. #BeyondMeatIsPeople Thanks For Listening! Check us out here: Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook Facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

This week is a potpouri of topics. From Tom Cruise and his Covid-19 blow up, to Deep Fake technology all the way to growing up figuring our what you want in a relationship. Of course there's mention of dicks and farts sprinkled in for you too. Thanks For Listening! Check us out here: Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook Facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

In this weeks episode Aaron and Matt make a triumphant return after a 2 week break to discuss the latest triump from KFC. A 15 minute tour de force from AC Slater himself Mario Lopez as the Colnel. Is this the death of cinema or have the demonic wizards at the KFC Marketing Dept finally perfected their craft? Matt takes a hard left turn in the discussion and shares his belief that Slater "allegedly" doesn't have an impressive wang and then the guys really just talk about dicks for the rest of the show. This is journalism. #UnCircumsizeMe #DisappointingDrumstick #KFC Thanks For Listening! Check us out here: Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook Facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

Well everyone 2020 finally did it. Aaron and Matt are on the brink of exhaustion after all of this Trump/Covid nonsense. They're hunkering down for a couple weeks in an isolated bunker somewhere outside of Barstow, CA. Before they locked the door they recoreded this podcast. This week they tackle how to flex on your job when you want a raise, voter fraud bullshit and gas station dick pills. We'll be back soon. Enjoy your Turkey Day bitches. Thanks for watching/listening! Check us out here: Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook Facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

This week, Aaron and Matt talk Dingleberry Trump's inability to accept the L. Matt and Aaron talk life and how moments that seem so big at the time, are so small in hindsight. Matt shares a specific time in his life where he thought the world was ending that involves sex, parents, and bad timing. After that Aaron and Matt stumble through some NFL talk but at this point it just seems empty. Aaron's love has been killed by Jerry Jones and the Cowpokes and Matt's love is dying a slow death too. Even with an undefeated Steelers squad. (Go Steelers). It is what it is. Make us love football again NFL. We dare you! Thanks for watching/listening! Check us out here: Anchor.FM Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook Facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

This week, Aaron and Matt talk election "results" (kinda), and how awesome the party is going to be in Portland after their massive drug legalization. After that they finally lay to rest their pick em contest. Unfortunately the Cowboys weren't aware they had to play a season this year and Aaron just can't stand the agony of picking against his former team. Matt also admits that his love of football is starting to decrease. There's plenty of dick and fart stuff in there fo you savages. Thanks for watching/listening! Check us out here: Anchor.FM Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook Facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

We wanted to get this one out in time for the election. In case society collapses before Matt can upload. This week Aaron and Matt get right to the only thing that is certain in 2020...how badly the Dallas Cowboys suck. Then Aaron turns full heel and flips on his childhood team to become a Tennessee Titans fan....hows that working out for ya Aaron???? Next they talk the looming election. It's more popular than Tiger King and 100 times the shitshow. Uncertainty? Check. Lies and Fabrications? Check. Impending Doom and What Appears To Be The Biblical Apocalypse? Check Trump Still Looking Like A Fat Tub Of Shit With Hay For Hair? Check Who will win? What will happen? Is there any way to live in a peaceful society after all of this? Not even Joe Rogan knows. Oh we also sprinkle in some dick and fart stuff in there too, no worries. Thanks for listening! Check us out here: Anchor.FM Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook Facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

This week Aaron and Matt discuss legal analyst and Zoom Call exhibisionist Jeffrey Toobin and his ability to bust one out in the middle of a meeting. After an hour or so of dick jokes we delve into Week 7 of the NFL and just what's in store for the Cowboys and Steelers. Aaron refuses to love his Cowboys ever again and Matt can't stop this sneaking suspicion that the Steelers are going to blow this season harder than Jeffrey Toobin 3 hours into a Zoom meeting. #ZoomBehavior #BustingLoose Thanks for listening! Check us out here: Anchor.FM Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook Facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

This week Aaron and Matt keep it a Douche free zone and avoid talking politics. So for the first half of the show Matt and Aaron discuss Doom Swiping and the dangers of online dating. Matt explains his process before he met his wife online and Aaron details the new horror as people drop their standards in hopes of finding anyone to spend the rest of the apocalypse together. Will Herpes overcome us all during the pandemic? Only time will tell. After they compose themselves they get through their NFL picks for Week 6. Aaron is still nursing his hurt feelings from being a Cowboys fan and Matt is trying to figure out if the Steelers are legit. #DoomSwiping #ApocalypsePoon #LoweredStandards #TeamMatt #TeamAaron #Steelers #Cowboys Thanks for listening! Check us out here: Anchor.FM Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook Facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

Whats next Don? How can you F$#% up anymore? Oh, get Covid and spread it around like herpes at a Frat House? Aaron and Matt discuss the most recent Trumpster Fire. Speaking of poop, Aaron and Matt talk NFL Week 5 and Aaron formally hands in his 2 weeks notice to the Cowboys bandwagon. We're trying to get these out as quick as possible but The Donald is really giving us too much to keep up with. Thanks for listening, make sure you send flowers to Aaron while he mourns for the lost love of his once great Cowboys. He'll be back.... #Idiocracy2020 #FearandLoathingInAmerica #TrumpsADump #USA #TeamMatt #TeamAaron #Steelers #Cowboys Thanks for listening! Check us out here: Anchor.FM Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook Facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

This week Aaron and Matt talk about the first debate of the 2020 Presidential Race. Debate....I guess that's what that was. Speaking of dumpster fires, Aaron and Matt talk NFL Week 4. Can the Cowboys win back Aaron's trust? Can Matt ever fully trust his Steelers? Does any of this matter in Trump World? #Idiocracy2020 #FearandLoathingInAmerica #TrumpsADump #USA #TeamMatt #TeamAaron #Steelers #Cowboys Thanks for listening! Check us out here: Anchor.FM Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook Facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

Oh Boy This Is A Good One. This week Aaron and Matt talk crazy temp jobs, Trump being a endless source of douchery and his comments on a transition of power once he loses (Please, please vote). Speaking of voting, there's a new front runner for the greatest Get Out and Vote ad campagin of all time. Get Your Booty To The Poll. God bless those strippers and their service to this country. After that Aaron tries to talk Matt into being a "handsome male companinon to elderly women at nursing homes." Matt's interested. Finally they tackle week 3 in the NFL and their lack of confidence in either of their teams. #FearandLoathingInAmerica #TrumpsADump #USA #TeamMatt #TeamAaron #Steelers #Cowboys Thanks for listening! Check us out here: Anchor.FM Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook Facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

This weeks a short one. Aaron and Matt get right into NFL Week 2 talk. Aaron's looking like the front runner for this years Interpodcast Pick-Em Championships. Aarons Record: 2-0 Matt's Record: 1-1 After that Aaron and Matt continue an ongoing discussion about the state of American and their fears that all of this will come crashing down soon under the weight of President Douche and his army of the Dumb. #FearandLoathingInAmerica #TeamMatt #TeamAaron #Steelers #Cowboys Thanks for listening! Like, Share, and Subscribe! Check us out here: Anchor.FM Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook Facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

Aaron Is Back!!! After a week on the run. Aaron returns and details some of his "Pop Off" moments and Matt shudders in terror at the memory. After that Aaron and Matt talk about the fat dump of a city that is Orlando, FL. Finally after months of waiting and hoping the boys get to talk NFL and do what they do best. Talk some shit. #TeamMatt #TeamAaron #Steelers #Cowboys Thanks for listening! Like, Share, and Subscribe! Check us out here: Anchor.FM Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook Facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

This week the show has it's first special guest host; Sean! Sean's been a freind to Matt and Aaron for almost a decade so be nice. While Aaron is out Matt and Sean discuss Pandemic Los Angeles, our thoughts on what is going to happen to LA and the movie industry after all of this. Finally after a decade of shame, Matt asks Sean about that faithful night that he did open mic stand up comedy and a comedic legend that they saw that very night. The memories still haunt Matt to this day..... Aaron will be back soon. So no worries. The conspiracy tea kettle is bubbling. Huge thanks to Sean for stepping up! #ComedyBlackOut #DildoSong #LAVeterans Thanks for listening! Like, Share, and Subscribe! Check us out here: Anchor.FM Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook Facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

Week 20 is a dark one. Aaron and Matt talk the RNC, Trumps dumb assery, the tragedies in Wisconsin and how it all seems like a losing battle. Can politics and politicians save us and get our culture to where it needs to be. Aaron and Matt think not. Thanks for listening! Like, Share, and Subscribe! Check us out here: Anchor.FM Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook Facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

This week Aaron and Matt discuss Tantric Sex, Aaron's budding career as a sexual healer and Matt's skepticism of Tantric Sex and claims that Sting can sex for days. The boys also discuss pot businesses and their potential in today's America. Finally Matt introduces Aaron to a little known sitcom that might be based on our hosts.... #BoutToBust Thanks for listening! Like, Share, and Subscribe! Check us out here: Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook - facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com Available on Apple Podcasts --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

This week the boys talk their distaste of strip clubs, Orlando, and how the NFL season is the only thing holding society together. After a light conspiracy or two Matt rails against the Gestapo like tactics of 7-11. The honeymoon is over and 7-11's profit margin is going to take a major hit. Thanks for listening! Like and share our stuff. Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw/ Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook - facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com Available on Apple Podcasts --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

On this weeks episode Aaron and Matt talk the explosion in Lebanon, Trumps eloquence, and Aaron begins his new career as a sexual expert. Thanks for listening. All 6 of you!! Like and share our stuff. Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw/ Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook - facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com Available on Apple Podcasts --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

This week Aaron and Matt uncover a lost gem of a mixtape from McGruff the Crime Dog. After they estimate how many drugs it took to create that masterful ANTI-drug campaign the boys tackle Jonny Depp's tumultuous relationship. Dont worry. Aaron jams a conspiracy into the mix too. Thanks for listening. All 6 of you!! Like and share our stuff. Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw?view_as=subscriber Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook - facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

This week, Aaron and Matt talk Lit Ass Christianity Conventions, and then they do the inevitable spin into conspiracies. They also discuss awful movie scripts from the 90's. Thanks for listening. All 6 of you!! Like and share our stuff. Thanks for listening. All 6 of you!! Like and share our stuff. Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw/ Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook - facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

This week Aaron and Matt try to stick to one topic: Masks. More specifically their problem with anti-maskers and their shakey reasoning. Can Trump be stopped? Will he ever answer a question in his time as president or will he simply leave a trail of slime and self tanner? Thanks for listening. All 5 of you!! Like and share our stuff. Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw/ Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook - facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

Aaron and Matt talk Patrick Maholmes and his epic payday. Matt asks Aaron what he would do for that much money, and then Aaron and Matt both confirm that they can be bought for the right price and we're talking Dollar General level money.... After destroying their future in high level man hoeing they delve into Ghislaine Maxwells future and other consiracy talk. Thanks for listening everyone! Please like and subscribe and share with anyone sick enough to like this shit. Sites: Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw/ Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook - facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com Apple Podcasts --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

This week Aaron and Matt talk serious things like what celebrities Aaron thinks he can beat up. How Busta Rhymes beat THE Michale Myers of Halloween and how he may now have a Thyroid issue. As always they somehow figure out how the Deep State is involved in all of this. Sites: Anchor.FM - anchor.fm/alfpodcast Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHF... Twitter - @AintPodcast Facebook - facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com Apple Podcasts --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

This week Aaron and Matt talk golf. More specifically how Aaron believes he's god's gift to the green, and why Matt will never turn pro. Invariably we get to Epstein and try to continue to peel the layers back on the onion of deep state theories. Finally Matt and Aaron try to figure out exactly how rich you have to get before you start selling candles scented like your vag. Anchor.FM - anchor.fm/alfpodcast Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw/ Twitter - @AintPodcaTst Facebook - facebook.com/ALFPodcast Instagram - @alfpodcast/ Castbox - https://castbox.fm/channel/id2781762?country=us Gmail - AintLifeFunnyPod@gmail.com Apple Podcasts --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

Aaron and Matt detail some of the questionable programs they watched as younger men. Aaron describes his middle school dances while Matt's head explodes and much much more. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

Aaron and Matt delve deep into their experiences in college, and how they feel education can/should shift. As with most discussions, Aaron and Matt decend into their take on conspiracies that tie this all together. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

This week Aaron and Matt discuss the protests, what they think is going on, and some hope for what can come of all of this. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

Aaron and Matt discuss The American Dream Dusty Rhodes and his magnificent jump shot. Matt's journey of weight loss and how it applies to life and choosing the easy way or hard way. The boys also discuss Madden and it's evil ways as well as some fun stories about riding the bus in Los Angeles. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

This week Aaron and Matt remember the good ole' days of professional wrestling. The fat guys, the questionable sexual messages...Whats not to like? They also talk about Texas and it's white trash war against Covid-19, they're filmmaking past and a guy who just couldn't wait to bust so bad that he live streamed it to the world. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

Aaron and Matt delive into the prison industrial complex, how news is pre packaged and chosen by the puppett masters and how even crack can't erase technique in a street fight. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

This week Aaron and Matt take on pimping, Black Santa, Aaron's strange insistance that there should be a black Ninja Turtle. Finally Matt shares a video with Aaron that changes both of their perspectives on what living a fulfilled life looks like. Check Out New Episodes Every Thursday! Youtube Page: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChHFCdrqwj7A2ccclpdvfVw/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

On this weeks episode Aaron and Matt channel their inner Osho and discuss religion, how they've pushed through bad experiences, personal loss and cancer and came out better for it. They also provide everyone with a warning about how white people continue to perplex them. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support

Aaron and Matt discuss their regret at never dunking, the newest news in the NFL, tramatic experiences in porn from their childhood and the legendary Michael Douglas and how he may have inspired the boys to pursue "alternative" cures to Covid-19. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alfpodcast/support