Welcome to Armenian Nights Radio. The first and only podcast dedicated to Armenian American humor culture, and art. Art has always been the common thread that has sewn Armenian culture together across thousands of years of displacement and flourish. The best way to pass down our traditions and cultu…
On this episode of Armenian Nights… We take a break from the rabbit-hole of conspiracy and decide to discuss new music we have been into. It only takes a min or two until the MIB and drones start circling. We go completely off our meds and paint the walls with emotional fecal matter. And some... The post Ep89 – This one time at bandcamp… appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
On this episode of Armenian Nights… We are proud to say on this episode of AN Radio we have reached a high water mark. We ask the greatest “Would You Rather?” Of ALL TIME! It only gets weirder from here. Clutch your pearls and clinch your butt-cheeks, shits getting funky. Join us for this episode... The post Ep88 – The Question… appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
On this episode of Armenian Nights… What does an aneurysm sound like live on the radio? We find out as Paul attempts to explain politics in 8-second intervals before he gives up and sniffs glue. We pose the question to “Armenians on the internet” Do you support the job the president has done so far?…Spoiler-Alert... The post Ep87 – Paul-ically Incorrect appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
On this episode of Armenian Nights… Our Mexican Co-host Victor is back in the studio, and fresh off of a midnight run to sneak back into the country. We discus what would be our very own “Comedy For Drummers”. We begrudgingly discus Mike and his homo-erotic man-love for the WWE, and Paul spits diamonds on... The post Ep86 – Wrestling with imperfection appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
On this episode of Armenian Nights… Blacker the berry…sweeter the???? Okay, this was supposed to be Jordan Peterson part 2 but then we ran into this absolute batshit crazy story. Also more dope ass rhymes then you can shake a stick at. Also, why are you shaking sticks? Join us for this episode of Armenian... The post Ep85 – The Black Whole appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
On this episode of Armenian Nights… Oh, shit, (TRIGGER WARNING) We discuss the recent protests on college campuses and Jordan Peterson boycotts. Who is Jordan Peterson? Depends on who you ask. What The fizzle-fuck is “Asian Frozen” porn? survey says “It’s pretty rapey”, and freedom montages from the OAN network. Join us for this episode... The post Ep84 – Zey, Shim, and I appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
On this episode of Armenian Nights… Oh man, somebody superimposed our faces onto pornstars and we totally go fuck ourselves! Men in wigs and the women who support them. Did Tom Brady kiss another man on camera? And we talk about the greatest Superbowl that Paul never watched. Join us for this episode of Armenian... The post Ep83 – Deep Fakes and Superbowl sex scandals appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
On this episode of Armenian Nights… In this episode, we break down the Trumps bald spot hair flip. We discuss McDonald’s oil and its ability to grow stringy black hairs on the backs of mice. We talk about what a great job government is doing being a shitty government, and the cure for death and... The post Ep82 – Donald Trump’s “baboon-ass-head” appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
On this episode of Armenian Nights… Its been a great life but it seems the Marmalade Hitler has finally pissed off the wrong dictator. We talk about all things nuclear with the accidental missile crisis warning being sent to thousands of people in the Hawaiian islands. We go over what to do in case of... The post Ep81 – ARMAGEDON…j/k appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
On this episode of Armenian Nights… We check out the latest “controversy” with The Daily Show. We check out the Aziz Imsosarri sex scandal. And we find a solution for the North Korea problem. All this and we also play “Where on Earth is Victor San Diego on episode 80 of AN Radio. Join us... The post Ep80 – Hurt Feelings and NK appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
On this episode of Armenian Nights… We’re knee deep in rabbit shit this far down the rabbit hole. We continue our conversation with Ufologist Lou Marquez and have our round table discussion. The second part of Project Bluebook. Join us for this episode of Armenian Nights! Don’t forget to add us on FB to watch... The post Ep79 – Project Blue Book appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
On this episode of Armenian Nights… We check out the newly released footage of a “UFO” from Tom Delonge’s for-profit space club To the Stars Acadamy. We talk about the finer points of mental illness and Mike busts a freestyle for the ages (ages 7-13). Join us for this episode of Armenian Nights! Don’t forget to... The post Ep78 – Tale of the tape appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
On this episode of Armenian Nights… It’s 2018! And we’re back with episode 77 of Armenian Nights Radio. We speak with Ufologist Lou “Wayne” Marquez and go deep down the rabbit hole. A spirited debate on the merit of getting in too deep, and Victor is late pushing his buttons again. Join us for this... The post Ep77 – All the small things/Project Blue Book pt 1 appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
On this episode of Armenian Nights… The final show of the New Year! And what a year it’s been, we’ve had everything from Time traveling inter dimensional ghost runners, to Orangutang Poon1tang slanging in the deep Jungles where “Big Palm Oil companies rule with a bamboo fist. We also don’t talk about any of that... The post Ep76 – Ghosts of New Years Past appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
On this episode of Armenian Nights… As our year winds down we celebrate the Holidays with one of the creepiest stories yet. This is the true tale of the deranged “night crawler” that would watch Mike while he slept. It’s exactly as you would expect our Christmas show to be, having nothing to do with... The post Ep75 – Our Christmas show! appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
On this episode of Armenian Nights… Holly garlic sauce Batman! In this episode we Talk about the famous Zankou Chicken murders bro! We talk about the tragic events of January 14th 2003 and what the family has been up to since the murders Join us for this episode of Armenian Nights! Don’t forget to add... The post Ep74 – The Zankou Chicken Murders Pt.3 appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
On this episode of Armenian Nights… Holly garlic sauce Batman! In this episode we Talk about the famous Zankou Chicken murders bro! We talk about how the Zankou Chicken empire started here in America in Hollywood and the trials and tribulations of A business based on basted birds. Join us for this episode of Armenian... The post Ep73 – The Zankou Chicken Murders Pt.2 appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
On this episode of Armenian Nights… Holly garlic sauce Batman! In this episode we Talk about the famous Zankou Chicken murders bro! We talk about the humble beginnings of what will turn out to be and empire built on good chicken, garlic sauce, and greed. Join us for this episode of Armenian Nights! Don’t forget... The post Ep72 – The Zankou Chicken Murders Pt.1 appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
On this episode of Armenian Nights… Patrick Klopping is the sound of one hand Klopping, does it make a sound? Who knows but getting shitfaced at a wedding sure made a ruckus. If they’re not out to get you than you’re not trying hard enough. Join us for this episode of Armenian Nights! Don’t forget... The post Ep71 – “Dark Passenger – Part 2” appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
On this episode of Armenian Nights… The dark passenger is taking over, my memory is a bit fuzzy but that never stopped the gang from drinking beyond what is considered acceptable. Victor almost gets raped by a crazy aggressive gay man. Paul scares little brown children by being the “Monster on the porch, and much... The post Ep70 – “Dark Passengers” appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
On this episode of Armenian Nights… What if episode 69 came before episode 68? What if we all possess the power to move through time whenever we wanted? Also, we answer the question that’s been on everybody’s mind… “Who is this fucking hipster and what the hell was he doing in 1920? This and... The post Ep69 – Mexican Time Traveler, Part 2 appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
On this episode of Armenian Nights… Victor is running point on this episode of ANR. Paul and Mike see a video they can’t debunk…yet. And other oddities. Sprinkle a little shitty rapping load the Delorian up with Whiskey this is “Episode 68, Part 1” of ANRadio. Join us for this episode of Armenian Nights!... The post Ep68 – Mexican Time Traveler, Part 1 appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
On this episode of Armenian Nights… What does it all mean? Why are we here? Who made us? Why is water wet, and who is responsible for it ALL???? We have no idea, but we do have the 3rd part of our Black Knight Satellite Discussion where we get to the bottom of the mystery... The post Ep67 – Part 3 of Black Knight Satellite – The conclusion appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
“None Shall Pass!” On this episode of Armenian Nights… The exciting conclusion to the mystery of the Black Knight Satellite and can the boys actually spit rhymes without screwing up…(they don’t) Part 2 of the Black Knight Mystery. Join us for this episode of Armenian Nights! Don’t forget to add us on FB to watch... The post Ep66 – The Black Knight Part 2 appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
“The unexpected is our normal routine.” On this episode of Armenian Nights… It’s a bird, It’s a plane…we don’t know what the hell it is but we’ll be sure to act like we do. Another round of deep conversations, life affirming statements, and a narration from commander William Riker (No.1). Its another episode of Armenian... The post Ep65 – The Black Knight Satellite appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
The story of “Pony the Orangutan” continues on this episode of Armenian Nights! On this episode of Armenian Nights… The second half of the story you will not forget no matter how hard you try to put it out of your memory. The boys are going bananas trying to wrap their heads around this ape... The post Ep64 – “Pony’s Last Rodeo” Part 2 appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
Let’s just hope you’re sitting down for this episode of Armenian Nights! On this episode of Armenian Nights… The boys discuss the harrowing tale of “Pony the Orangutan“, the conspiracy with the Sultan of Brunei, “Big Palm”, bodega brothels, and the world’s oldest profession. You might want to take a seat for this one. Join... The post Ep63 – “Pony’s Last Rodeo” : Part 1 appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
It’s nothing but 90’s alternative music trivia on this episode of Armenian Nights! On this episode of Armenian Nights, we find finally find out who has the most musical knowledge…90’s grunge/alternative/punk rock style! We are joined by our two favorite Mexi-cant’s, Patrick Klopping and Victor Estrada, as we sit down and have a good ol’... The post Ep62 – Battle of Useless 90’s Music Trivia (Part 2) appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
It’s nothing but 90’s hip-hop trivia on this episode of Armenian Nights! On this episode of Armenian Nights, we find finally find out who has the most musical knowledge…90’s hip-hop style! We are joined by our two favorite Mexi-cant’s, Patrick Klopping and Victor Estrada, as we sit down and have a good ol’ fashioned... The post Ep61 – Battle of Useless 90’s Musical Knowledge (Part 1) appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
Feel the Mandela Effect on this episode of Armenian Nights! On this episode of Armenian Nights, Michael and Paul are joined by the “Unfadable Triz“, a.k.a. Patrick Klopping. The guys dive into the world of multiple dimensions (YouTube) and somehow manage to come out on the other side. BOOM! MANDELA EFFECT…(They’re still not sure if... The post Into The Wormhole – Mandela Affect appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
It’s Michael vs. Paul in a “Useless Trivia Battle – Metallica Edition” on this episode of Armenian Nights! On this episode of Armenian Nights, we welcome our trusty friend Victor Estrada in to help us in our first “useless trivia battle” where we pit Michael and Paul against each other in a Metallica trivia game! The... The post Useless Trivia Battle – Metallica Edition! appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
These homunculus videos may very well make your skin crawl on this episode of Armenian Nights! On this episode of Armenian Nights, Michael and Paul are here for the this week’s video breakdown and it is creepy as f**k! Today, we learn more about the newest YouTube trend in which people are conducting homunculus experiments. The experiment... The post Into the Wormhole Part 2: Homunculus Video! appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
The boys are back and watching a live stream jailbreak on this episode of Armenian Nights! On this episode of Armenian Nights, the guys are back and doing things just a little bit differently. The boys are now using their new 15-minute “vodcast” format where not only do they record the audio in podcast format, but... The post Into the Wormhole Part 1: Live Stream Jailbreak Video! appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
Sonia Webster is back! On this episode of Armenian Nights, your wishes have been granted as Sonia (@my_heel_obsession) makes her triumphant return to discuss the alien agenda by watching an amazing documentary about the Nazca mummy. Plus, Paul keeps us all up to date with “Paul-a-tics”, and the gang watches a social experiment video dubbed... The post Ep56 – 3 Fingered Aliens, Boys Left Alone, and Sonia Webster! appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
If you have enough money, there’s no such thing as a midlife crisis. On this episode of Armenian Nights, Paulie W (claims to be a comedian) sits in as the guys dicuss midlife crisis’ and the happenings in the world of President “Cheeto Head” (Donald Trump). Plus, Paul tells us about a man who tried to... The post Ep55 – Faith No More, Flat Earth (AGAIN), and a Midlife Crisis appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
Lavar Ball: Father of the Year On this episode of Armenian Nights, Michael is joined by Paul Wright to discuss the curious case of Lavar Ball, father of former UCLA point guard Lonzo Ball, and the damage he is doing to the future of his son’s NBA career. Plus, the guys discuss the chaos surrounding... The post Ep54 – Lavar Ball, Donald Trump, and the Rothschild Connection appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
Are the terrorist attacks in Manchester and London really false flags? On this episode of Armenian Nights, the gang is joined by comedian Paul Wright as they discuss the new upcoming format for the show, the upcoming wrestling podcast, and the terrorist attacks in London and Manchester, as well as the “false flags” associated with... The post Ep53 – False Flags, New Format, and Wrasslin’! appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
Arman’s new business is booming! On this episode of Armenian Nights, Arman brings in his partner Dave to give us the goods about their newest business venture, Dave’s Hot Chicken. As co-owners, Dave and Arman tell us about the sudden rush of success the ‘DHC’ is having, what makes the food so damn good, and... The post Ep52 – Dave’s Hot Chicken! appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
On this episode of Armenian Nights, the gang is in the studio and ready to make you laugh until you cry…for various reason. The guys take on the magical world of conspiracies, the controversy surrounding flat earth theories, alien ship shifters, and of course, ARMAN’S LOST SPINNER! Plus, the gang is always ready for “Ask an... The post Ep51 – Flat Earth Explained with 100% Proof appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
HoomanTV has over 1.5 million subscribers on YouTube! On this episode of Armenian Nights, the guys are joined by legendary YouTube prankster and overall badass, Hooman. Hooman is here with Nick Antonyan and guest co-host Paul Nazareth and Michael Gregorian to tell us about one of the most popular channels on all of YouTube, HoomanTV.... The post Ep50 Legendary YouTube Prankster, Hooman (HoomanTV) Stops By! appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
DaddyOFive has redefined “parenting”… On this episode of Armenian Nights, the fellas are joined by the social media influencer and the woman behind Instagram’s @my_heel_obsession, Sonia Webster. Sonia and the guys break down the “Tablet Destruction Prank” video posted by the highly controversial YouTuber, “DaddyOFive.” Should ‘pranking’ your child be considered child abuse? Plus, “Ask... The post Ep49 – Sonia Webster, and “DaddyOFive” YouTube Video Breakdown appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.
Tehran: “A mix of Dave Chappelle and Stephen Colbert meet Maz Jobrani.” On this episode of Armenian Nights, Michael and Arman are joined by comedian and NOT MAZ Jobrani’s opener, Tehran. Tehran tells us what made him choose comedy over his law degree, how Michael sounds like a racist at times, and how he talked his... The post Ep48 – Tehran, Entertainer and Comedian, Joins the Show! appeared first on Armenian Nights Radio.