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2 life-long friends who are both now Dads talking about anything and everything and being blunt about it all.

Justin and Jermaine


    • Jan 6, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 54m AVG DURATION
    • 42 EPISODES


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    The Blackcraft episode!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2023 79:50


    We told you we coming in hot! We were extremely grateful for Bobby Schubenski, CEO of Blackcraft Cult, to offer his time and wisdom this week! BE CONSISTENT! Check out the cool conversation about his motivation and future goals for Blackcraft! Oh yea!! Join us on discord and twitch!!

    New Year!!! New ME baby!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2022 58:44


    What's your New Years resolution? Is it to download BluntDads more often? How much cardboard did you throw away this Christmas? People really need to stop falling for phone scams in 2023! 

    So... Do you have a BIG HAT??

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2022 49:45


    Can we send a HUGE holiday wish to EVERY person all over who listens to us!! Get ready to grow in 2023!! Is car trouble always unexpected? Or did you know that b**** was about to break anyway? What's the best gift you've ever gotten? Let us know on Instagram! We still have a HUGE surprise coming so just be patient damn!! You're gonna love we promise. Have a Bluntdads holiday!! 

    Man... doesn't it feel GREAT to be back!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2022 42:36


    Do you hear that beautiful intro?We're kinda hoping you missed hearing those intro tunes! Either way, BluntDads are back with some EXTREMELY exciting news that we'll share in just a few weeks! We're back to our random conversations about any and everything. It's time to build! #BluntDads

    BluntDads Halloween Episode!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2022 63:45


    This week the BluntDads bring you our Halloween Special! We have another draft for you and also talk about our trip to Columbia to see the Gamecocks! PLUS much more! Check us out on all platforms! Thank you for listening! #BluntDads

    Did he say penis sleeve?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2022 76:45


    It's a bluntdads Friday!

    Did we land Matt Rhule?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2022 88:59


    Check us out for another week of The BluntDads! We're excited to chat sports with Dennis Cox of 999 The Fan & WRAL out of Raleigh, NC! We have a possible visit from Matt Rhule and JayWill joins us for Carolina football! 

    Does a straw have two holes?? Or one??

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2022 74:32


    Seriously, how many holes does a straw have? We're back again with another week of BluntDads conversation! Who is your number one draft pick for cereals? Check out our live draft and see if your favorite made the team? Check out another Commish's column and of course we have JayWill sitting in with us to talk some college football! 

    Is this the top 31 movies for Halloween??

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2022 74:21


    Check us out for another episode of The BluntDads. Fantasy football is in full effect and we're wondering who's going to win the season! What's your favorite athlete of ALL TIME? JayWill is here with us giving us the college football rundown and Commish has the top 31 movies to watch for Halloween! So, why would there be an AutoZone and a McDonald's in the same building? 

    Did you say tuggin??

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2022 68:06


    Check us out again this week with another run with the BluntDads! What celebrity are you taking with you to "The Purge?" Jermaine said Jennifer Aniston??? We're bringing you the latest updates in the BluntDads fantasy league! Who wins the belt? What crime would you commit if you knew you'd get off? We're happy to bring you another BluntDads convo!

    Fantasy football is here!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2022 60:21


    Check out another BluntDads Friday.  Week 1 of the fantasy season is over so check out the winners and losers.  We have JayWill back and plenty of random conversation for you! #BluntDads

    The plane crashed when the crocodile escaped?? Really?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2022 72:15


    We're ready to help you kickoff the weekend like the BluntDads would. HOT! We are super excited that football is back and JayWill is keeping up with us this season. Have you ever seen little league parents fight each other? Why do retail customers think it's ok to be rude?  You gotta hear our retail horror stories! And oh yea, how did the crocodile crash the plane? It's a BluntDads Friday!! Let's Go!!

    Gettin Cocky with JayWill

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2022 68:47


    We got football season here! Are you excited? We're kicking off our segment, "Gettin Cocky with JayWill!" Check out our weekly take on college football with a focus on SEC and Gamecock football! Do you still watch awards shows? Best sitcom intro song? Go! Come check us out on a new day. BluntDads Friday!

    Can you guess this movie??

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2022 67:57


    Welcome back to another BluntDads Monday! We just completed our fantasy draft so look out for our weekly updates on who's winning or losing! We got a a twist on the Commish's Column this week and we're wondering if you can guess Jermaine's movie?  Would you rather have FIVE mad baby mamas or a spider monkey shoved up your A$$? Just wondering? Have a great Monday! #BluntDads

    She kissed him and he DIED!!!! Seriously?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2022 55:19


    We got you covered again this Monday so don't stress it! Are ears a part of your face? What if your job was treated like professional sports? You could be traded this morning across the country! We got some crazy either or questions for you to play along with! Check out another WTF story and let's have a BluntDads Monday!! 

    What do you call a cheap circumcision???

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2022 71:00


    We are CLOSE to the best time of the year, in our opinion! It's not only a BluntDads Monday but it's almost football season! Join our first annual BluntDads fantasy league and check out all types of cool content coming this season! Which ride is better? Your way to vacation or the way back from vacation? Does your local area have a serial killer? Ours does! Did you know baboons used to work at the rail station? And NEVER made a mistake? WTF! Happy Monday!!

    Did you say Flying nun??

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2022 60:27


    Who's with us?! We're back with another BluntDads Monday to bring you some random delight! So would you rather be the CEO of a business or leader of a cult? Football season is coming so let's get the first annual BluntDads Fantasy League rolling! Would you want to change gender everytime you sneezed?  It's Monday! Just be blunt about it!

    Soo.. How often do YOU shit in public??

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2022 71:39


    It's another BluntDads Monday! This week come hang out with us as we bring Zoey back on to chat it up with us! So do you poop in public? This week we ask what do WOMEN do that annoy men? How many movies have you seen in your entire life? Let us make your Monday better! We LOVE the new listeners so keep coming back to visit!! 

    Women hate when men do this!!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2022 56:20


    We're back!!! We totally missed out on posting episode 4 but in the meantime.... Here's episode 5! So some men are sloppy as hell and women have a few things that they HATE about us. Check em out! Do you lie to people and tell them you missed their text? Also, is it wrong to hide your mom in the freezer and keep collecting the monthly disability checks? It's another BluntDads Monday so check us out!! 

    Is The Commish a drug dealer???

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2022 54:51


    It's another BluntDads Monday and we are on to episode 3! The Commish tells us how his neighbors placed cameras to watch his illegal activity. Someone please tell us how that elephant knew what time the damn funeral was??? Check out our top ten cartoons and plenty of random BluntDads talk! We back!!!

    Is Canada our #1 fan???

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2022 55:11


    We in the house for episode two and we think Justin is still coming in hot??? If you could choose an actor/actress to play your life who would it be?? Jermaine chose the dude who plays Thor?? We have another BluntDads top ten list for you to check out! Text us! 864-866-8559.  Season two is here and be sure to check us out LIVE on TWITCH!!! It's a Bluntdads......Tuesday!!

    Overrated, Underrated, or Properly Rated???

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2022 42:59


    Justin said he's COMING IN HOT to start season two. Do you live in an apartment? Do they piss you off? Just wondering.  We're starting this season with ZERO sponsors but we have some cool new tricks to show! Check us out LIVE on TWITCH and check out our new games and interesting guests. It's another BluntDads Monday! Season two we WILL get a sponsor!!

    Did you say Season Finale with Reese from Friends!?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2022 45:25


    We know, we can't believe it either! The BluntDads along with The Commish made an entire season of podcasting for you all to enjoy! We still have full participation from the sponsors rejecting us but season 2 we are destined to land one! Check out our buddy SupaRedBeard with us and we're also streaming live on twitch! Thanks to the 87 cities and counting! We really do love you! Hey we have many upgrades coming for season 2 so we just ask that you have a BluntDads Monday and to keep growing with us!! 

    Are you familiar with the Sprite Challenge?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2022 46:08


    So we are one episode away from the season finale! No deals and no sponsors! But we did do the Sprite Challenge so check out who lost and who will be wearing our BluntDads tee with a nice pair of fishnet stockings! What would you do if you passed the porch pirate on your way up to your apartment? Do you think you could stand fighting a chicken everytime you got into your car? Check us out because it's another BluntDads Monday!

    Do you know Reese from Friends???

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2022 47:10


    We're back with episode 18 and we're closing in on the season finale. You think Reese will show up? So we want to know, is it the 3 second or the 5 second rule and are you eating it? The Commish is bringing another column so check out how many ninja stars he's throwing out this week. Check out our WTF story of the week and be sure to keep your hands on the wheel! It's  a BluntDads Monday!

    Would you fight a Horse-sized Duck??

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2022 40:04


    It's BluntDads  Monday so you gotta come check out episode 17!! We're approaching our season finale and we've cordially sent the invite to any personality on FRIENDS to join us! We'll let you know what they say! Justin, it's T-E-L-E-P-A-T-H-Y! Jermaine says he'd choose to be invisible as his superpower, find out why. We're also kicking off our first MAJOR challenge so you HAVE to find out the details on this! Happy Monday!

    The SWITCHEROO???

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2022 43:19


    It's BluntDads Monday!! We're bringing back episode 16 and Zoey is back to hang with you! Come on in Canada and have a seat! Check out another week of Commish's Column with a focus on some disturbing movies. The only question is, what will you do for the rest of the week? #BluntDads

    If they blur the face but show the tattoos... Do you still get killed?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2022 46:18


    Episode 15 is available and ready on another BluntDads Monday! This week we're just chatting about the NBA and NHL playoffs and also welcoming some new listeners! Welcome to our friends from Mexico! Why do crime shows make the tattoos visible but not the face? Should Justin quit his job and support his family with an OnlyFans account? It's Monday! Act like it!! #BluntDads

    DId you say VR sex??? Happy Mother's Day BluntMoms!!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2022 53:03


    There's no other way to start episode 14 other than with a huge HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! In honor of this, help us welcome our new friend Zoey! What started as  a guest appearance has turned into an AWESOME friendship! Zoey has no problem pointing out Jermaine's mundane background and limited knowledge of anything related to pretty much anything! Did we just land a BluntMom? Check out this week's Commish's Corner to see how many ninja stars he's throwing out! It's Monday BABYBOY! Go check out those BluntDads!

    Lucky number 13!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2022 42:54


    If Mike Tyson hits you would you fight back or die right there? We're on to episode 13! But the sponsors still reject us?  Do you have an unusual phobia? Let us know about it! We're excited to bring you another BluntDads Monday and there's no telling what we talk about this week! Check out unbendmyweenie.com! 

    Your guilty pleasure is????

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2022 49:18


    Episode 12 is here as promised! Commish's Column is back and we're still talking about how X-rated some of these shows are! Does he get his movies from Blockbuster still?  We take a quick dive into some guilty pleasures that we have and also our listeners submitted. You know you have one! We're happy to bring back JayWILL for the Carolina spring game and many more college football talks on the way! Oh yeah, help us settle this.. WHO is THE BEST NINJA TURTLE of ALL TIME? Happy Monday!

    I got Polls!!!! In different area codes!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2022 45:32


    We are diving into episode 11 fast! We are so excited to see downloads in so many places! We've literally shouted out to celebrity friends for like two weeks now and the "Commish's Column" definitely took a turn towards the adult audience! We question the BEST entrance in sports past or present! Jermaine has had like 30 jobs including where he cursed an old lady and walked out! Black Friday is NOOO joke!!! Happy Monday!!

    Hold up!!! Is that Ed Sheeran??

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2022 41:56


    Damn! We made it to ten actual episodes! We can't thank you guys enough! So we're bringing back another installment of the Commish's Column and diving into the upcoming World Cup. Will the USA scale their bracket? We tracked down our European listeners only to find they currently reside in Russia??? Come check out the hilarious conversation and let us give you a better Monday!

    Do you trust people with over 4 Facebook profiles?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2022 36:33


    We got in the closet and recorded episode 9 just for you! We found out we have listeners in Europe! Help us find them! We also bring a cool question to the table about current NFL quarterbacks. We get it, people HATE Mondays so we just want to brighten that up just a little. Here's another BluntDads conversation for you!

    Do you put your shopping cart back?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2022 40:07


    It's another week and episode 8 is ready to go! We have another guest coming through! Check out our talk with the creator of our BluntDads logo. How many nicknames does he have? Are you an asshole if you put back your shopping cart? Also, check out the second installment of "Commish's Column," and lots of laughs for you this week!

    Did you say 3way.... Tennessee??

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2022 41:09


    We are jumping right back in for Episode 7!! The Commish is falling into form with fact checking and witty random questions. What a huge sports week that we could not skip out on so check out our thoughts on some of the latest NFL trades and rumors. We begin research on the penis curve meds and also why do people return stupid shit to retail stores? 

    Damn!! That's a big ass bird in my yard!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2022 51:31


    Download episode 6 now!!!! We brought The Commish back for his weekly episode and we kicked off "Commish's Column!!" A bi-weekly segment you can't miss about trending movies and television shows from The Commish himself. Check out some crazy retail stories and also random big ass birds in our yards??? Oh yea, find out our thoughts on some of the recent moves in the football world!!

    Did you say I love black man??

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2022 73:21


    We have Guests!!! Check us out for episode 5 as we introduce our fact checker known as "the Commish," and also our long time friend JayWill!! He's an avid Carolina Gamecocks fan and I'd bet he has a HotorNot profile. When will Justin take the penis curve medicine?

    Did you say Penis curve medicine?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2022 35:59


    We're on to Number 4!!! Did you have a HOT or NOT profile? Did you know they make medicine to correct penis curves?? Check us out as we speak on this week in sports and also go back in time to Jermaine's interesting first day driving! Grow with us!

    Damn! Jermaine totally fucked up!! But hey, here's episode 3!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2022 30:15


    Check us out for episode 3 as we talk about more Superbowl aftermath, how much our kids drive us crazy, and of course a DAD joke of the week!!! 

    Did you say couple's massage??

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2022 31:35


    Join us for episode 2!! We haven't been shut down yet so let's look for more ways to grow!! Check out the superbowl aftermath, Justin's couples massage, and the dad's perspective on Valentine's Day.

    Hey! We're the BluntDads. We started a podcast!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2022 23:29


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