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Twocomedic minds giving their opinions on current events and situations. It’s basically a conversation that turns into stand up impromptu comedy.We take current events, personal stories, lies, and truths all around and blend them all together. Come check us out at the Church Parking Lot Podcast where we can talk candidly about Everything! It's controversial comedy done clean, well...as clean as possible! It IS and IT Ain’t What You Think! Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/churchparkinglot/support

Byron Harmon


    • Jan 5, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 54m AVG DURATION
    • 157 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Church Parking Lot Podcast

    2024 YEAR END REVIEW

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2025 59:32


    Join us as we re unite to bring you the year wrap up shenanigans Church Parking Lot Style. B Allen and J Jamaal bring back tears of comedy as we go back over some of your favorite stories and happenings! It is and It Aint What You Think!

    "The Green Eyed Bandit" episode 153 CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2024 69:43


    Controversial and COMEDIC CONVERSATIONs BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN.  EPISODE 153…..”Green Eyed Bandit“….after a few weeks off the fellas jump right back into action with another hilarious episode. We talk seeing your ex out in public and the Megan Good debacle, stolen merchandise in the big leagues, baby switches and divorce, and presidential character assassination….and so much more.  Don't miss it. Listen wherever you get your podcasts or work with watch us on YouTube ! ……… ////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK! #comedypodcast #podcast #jokes #trump #jonathanmajors #babynews #politicalhumor #darkhumor #standup --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS episode 152

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2024 70:44


    Controversial and COMEDIC CONVERSATIONs BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN.  EPISODE 152…..”.DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS  “…..this is a hilarious but serious, gut busting funny but concerned, hope and joke fest for all. THIS WEEK WE TALK NBA FINALS, TRUMPS CHARGES, FEEDING ANIMALS, COURT TROUBLES AND MORE. Another conversation turned standup comedy…..and so much more.  Don't miss it. Listen wherever you get your podcasts or work with watch us on YouTube ! ……… ////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK! #comedypodcast #podcast #nbafinals #trump #bulls #amsterdam #kyrie #jokes #darkcomedy  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    THEY NOT LIKE US episode 151

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2024 77:18


    Controversial and COMEDIC CONVERSATIONs BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN.  EPISODE 151 “They Not Like Us”.  The fellas are back from a short break to recap the drama….we quickly brief you on rap beef with Kendrick and Aubrey and talk cultural impact….we  find a woman living in an odd place…..we talking preachers shushing folk…..Is Amazon lying to us?…..They're putting railroads where??. ..And teachers with student salons…..and so much more.  Don't miss it. Listen wherever you get your podcasts or work with watch us on YouTube ! ……… ////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!  #drake #kendricklamar #biden #keionhenderson #beef #strangenews #jokes #standup #comedypodcast #blackpodcast  #podcastoftheday #podcastclips #fyp #newpodcasts #funnypodcasts #funnynews #podoftheday #theynotlikeus --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    'BAD BOYS, BIRDS, AND BRIDGES"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2024 47:45


    Controversial and COMEDIC CONVERSATIONs BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN.  EPISODE 150 “Bad Boys, Birds, and Bridges” is short and sweet and more somber episode..but its still hilarious, We talk about bird attacks and strategies, Diddy talk, eclipse, bridges falling, new movies …..and so much more.  Don't miss it. Listen wherever you get your podcasts or work with watch us on YouTube ! ……… ////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!  #jokes #standup #comedypodcast #blackpodcast  #podcastoftheday #podcastclips #fyp #newpodcasts #funnypodcasts #badboys4 #diddy #eclipse2024 #funnynews #podoftheday --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    "3rd Eye Opening" Church Parking Lot Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2024 63:36


    EPISODE 149…”3RD Eye Opening “ The fellas dive into Easter, where the bunny came from, and a man who wants to prove that he is God in 2024; we also talk about shorter work week and its benefits as well as BIG changes at self checkout, We also talk about the NICKELODEON doc and what it feels like to talk properly…..and so much more.  Don't miss it. Listen wherever you get your podcasts or work with watch us on YouTube ! ……… ////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!  #jokes #standup #comedypodcast #blackpodcast  #podcastoftheday #podcastclips #nickelodeon #quietontheset #easter #bernie #selfcheckout #fyp #newpodcasts #funnypodcasts #3rdeyeopening --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    There Aint That Mushroom ep148 CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2024 65:17


    Controversial and COMEDIC CONVERSATIONs BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN.  EPISODE 148 …..”there ain't that mushroom” We talk about moving and the worst living conditions, Cam Newton's fight and Tyreek Hill breaks a leg, literally. We also speak on Beyonce's new country endeavors and a woman who loses out on a ton of insurance money…and so much more.  Don't miss it. Listen wherever you get your podcasts or work with watch us on YouTube ! ……… ////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!  #jokes #standup #comedypodcast #blackpodcast  #podcastoftheday #podcastclips #mushrooms #movingout #nfloffseason #camnewton #tyreekhill #beyonce #thisainttexas #insurancescam #funnypodcasts --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    The TRAINING DAYS episode 147

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2024 66:41


    Controversial and COMEDIC CONVERSATIONs BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. EPISODE 147 “The Training Days” …Its been a while but we're back and J Jamaal is back in training with a brand new baby! We also talk about Trumps attempt at sneakers and our own shoe stories. We also speak on chem trails and cloud seeing and the conspiracies around it….and also somehow a pig ends up at a concert …..Don't miss it. Listen wherever you get your podcasts or work with watch us on YouTube ! ……… ////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK! #jokes #standup #comedypodcast #blackpodcast #podcastoftheday #podcastclips #newborn #trumpshoes #trump #sneakerheads #conspiracy #pighead #blackmetalband #trainingdays --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    SUPERBOWL OF GROUNDHOGS EP146

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2024 62:38


    Controversial and COMEDIC CONVERSATIONs BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN.  EPISODE 146 “SUPER BOWL OF GROUNDHOGS”…one week before the Super Bowl but during Groundhog Day, the fellas discuss the ridiculous holiday and how it relates to reparations. We talk locked in the bathroom, and also have a black history moment with Apollo Creed. Lastly don't miss our Super Bowl predictions and the craziest story that you won't hear about Kansas City Chiefs fans…..Don't miss it. Listen wherever you get your podcasts or work with watch us on YouTube ! ……… ////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!  #jokes #standup #comedypodcast #blackpodcast  #podcastoftheday #podcastclips #dakprescott #heathen #minister #controversial #superbowl #groundhogday #carlweathers #apollocreed #rocky #spicejet #49ersnation #chiefs #nfl #usher #halftimeshow --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    "Here We Gooo!" episode 145 Church Parking Lot Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2024 52:27


    Controversial and COMEDIC CONVERSATIONs BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN.  EPISODE 145 “Here We GOOO!” We recap the nil playoffs and give predictions, we also speak on energy drinks and how they relate to cocaine. We speak on cult leaders, starvation vs fasting and a child who got in trouble for saying “Jesus Christ” in school…..the jokes are ever flowing……! Don't miss it. Listen wherever you get your podcasts or work with watch us on YouTube ! ……… ////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!  #jokes #standup #comedypodcast #blackpodcast  #podcastoftheday #podcastclips #dakprescott #nflplayoffs #cult #bump #energydrinks #heathen #minister #controversial --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    "Are You In the Club?" ep 144 Church Parking Lot Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2024 55:00


    Controversial and COMEDIC CONVERSATIONs BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN.  EPISODE 144”Are You in the Club?” On this episode we speak on the mile high club and drunk on board planes…..Stephen A Smith vs Jason Whitlock….the new electrified car lanes, a ban on hunting, the origins of animal sounds, and leaving your kids unattended at the mall??? ! Don't miss it. Listen wherever you get your podcasts or work with watch us on YouTube ! ……… ////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!  #jokes #standup #comedypodcast #blackpodcast  #podcastoftheday #podcastclips#stephenasmith #jasonwhitlock #milehighclub #drunk #electriccar #animalsounds #huntingseason  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    ITS JUST A JOKE! ep 143 CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST (KATT WILLIAMS REACTIONS)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2024 66:16


    Controversial and COMEDIC CONVERSATIONs BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN.  EPISODE 143 “it's just a joke”  The first pod of the year brings all new laughs and madness as 2024 is off to a fast start! Tesla fast! We talk robots and recap the Katt talk. We also give our takes on mall runs and aliens as well as the consequences for tackling a judge. We also discuss the n words impact in the college football world! Don't miss it. Listen wherever you get your podcasts or watch us on YouTube ! ……… ////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!  #jokes #standup #comedypodcast #blackpodcast  #podcastoftheday #podcastclips #kattwilliams #clubshayshay #tesla #news #nwords #judgeattacked #miamimall #aliens  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    The Pearly Gates Down Bottom ep142 Church Parking Lot Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2023 56:38


    COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. EPISODE 142 “The Pearly Gates Down Bottom” in the last pod of the year the fellas speak on gym teachers who need the gym, TD Jakes so called situation, a dentist who went wild in a mouth, the news on the G League Killer, and how to win money from celebrities………and SO MUCH MORE! ////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!  #jokes #standup #comedypodcast #blackpodcast #standup  #podcastclips #tdjakes #gleaguekiller #dentist #happynewer #fatshaming #diddy #billgates #patsajak --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    "Ready to Fight" episode 141 Church Parking Lot Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2023 57:51


    COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. EPISODE 141 “Ready to Fight” we visit a daycare center moonlighting as a boxing league, we talk the state of the nba with Draymond Green and a possible Virginia team, we also talk about the Navy Federal Home Loan Scandal, New Yorks new Driving Tolls, a brand new answer to Starbucks coffee, and a xmas party where Whites are not invited…..and SO MUCH MORE! ////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!  #jokes #standup #comedypodcast #blackpodcast #standup  #podcastclips #podlife #funnyreels #newpodcasts#newpodcasts #cosmcs #daycare #draymondgreen #nba #nbanews #xmasparty #nydriving #navyfederal #racist --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    Standing on Bidness ep140 church parking lot podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2023 59:25


    COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. EPISODE 140 “standing on bidness” we talk fans meeting stars gone wrong, what went down with TI and his song King, losing your job off a Touchdown, and Christmas time arriving ….and SO MUCH MORE! ////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!  #jokes #standup #comedypodcast #blackpodcast #standup  #podcastclips #podlife #funnyreels #newpodcasts#newpodcasts #standingonbusiness #ti #king #santa #tyreekhill #nfl #nardowick #fans #fyp  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    "Leftovers" episode 139 Church Parking Lot Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2023 57:37


    COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. EPISODE 139 “Leftovers”…in this episode we tackle what happens after thanksgiving, and B Allen teaches us how to  “spatchcock”…, we talk roller coaster malfunctions, Draymond green gone wild, Shirly Ceasar's song, and a funeral home hoarding the unthinkable….and SO MUCH MORE! ////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!  #jokes #standup #comedypodcast #blackpodcast #standup  #podcastclips #podlife #spatchcock #leftovers #funnyreels #newpodcasts --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    "Diddy Finish The Race?" episode 138 church Parking lot podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2023 60:00


    COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. EPISODE 138 “DIDDY FINISH THE RACE?“ ……in this episode we get personal and talk cheating with cars, J Jamaal's vasectomy journey, Diddy's lawsuit situation, car explosions with coffee tumblrs, and beetles who do amazing things……and SO MUCH MORE! ////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!  #jokes #standup #comedypodcast #blackpodcast #standup  #podcastclips #podlife #diddy #cassie #vasectomy #darkhumor  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    Black Killers and Great Whites episode 137

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2023 60:08


    COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. EPISODE 137 “Killer Blacks and Great Whites” IN THIS EPISODE we talk about only fans and how its impacted the NBA, whales attacking ships at sea, Keith Lee's food reviews, and trying to sing on a plane, and SO MUCH MORE! ////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!  #jokes #standup #comedypodcast #blackpodcast #standup   #bobbistorm #keithlee #killerwhales #joesmith #onlyfans #darkhumor #podlife #fyp --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    Walrus Wings episode 136 CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2023 45:35


    COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. EPISODE 136 “Walrus Wings” in this episode we speak on kids and vacant houses, the national anthem sang by an unlikely source, how stealing oxtail is a bad idea, and suicidal walruses. ////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!  #jokes #standup #comedypodcast #blackpodcast #standup #flavorflav #nationalanthem #nba #oxtail #walrus #meatindustry #kids  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    "Dwight's Heart Attack" episode 135

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2023 49:24


    COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. EPISODE 135 “Dwight's Heart Attack” This week we talk about a man getting. Away with dining in dashing in a new way, we venture into the world of A I when it comes to healthcare, we talk about a house taken away on accident, and of course the plight of Dwight Howard and new information revealed.  //////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!  #jokes #standup #comedypodcast #blackpodcast #standup #dwighthoward #nba #ai #healthcare #heartattack #dinendash  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    My DuRag Pink, My Package is Brown episode 134

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2023 58:21


    COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. This week we talk about sneaking things into places, how women and animals avoid male attention, scientists playing with diseaes, and RIP to Suzanne Sommers//////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!  #jokes #standup #comedypodcast #blackpodcast #standup #frogs #fakingdeath #ratrace #alzheimers #tgif #suzannesommers --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    Entanglement Addendum

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2023 68:41


    COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. This week we talk about cement dumpings over seas literally,Bahamas vacations, Jada's Tell-All Book, B Allen breaks down Joe Budden/Drake beef, we talk 1st dates and Oyster Moisture, and end it off in the scammy world of real estate over the radio.   //////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!  #jokes #standup #comedypodcast #blackpodcast #standup #willsmith #jadapinkett #bahamas #vacation #worthy #iran #gaza #joebudden #drake #firstdate #oysters #realestate #djenvy #scams --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    UnoPac episode 132

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2023 59:55


    COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. This week we talk about the holidays coming up and the games we play together…..we talk about Tupac and his alleged killer being arrested….we talk emotional support animals and the variety they come in, and we finish with a slice of cheese, but be careful, you might choke.  //////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!  #uno #cardgames #holidays #jokes #standup #comedypodcast #blackpodcast #standup #tupac #cheese --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    "Probably.....Allegedly" Episode 131

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2023 50:08


    COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. This week we get graphic when an adult website sues a restaurant for logo rights, talk aliens in Mexico, a police officer with his hands full, and the Rock's Scandal in Maui. //////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!  #pornhub #maui #therock #oprah #blackpodcast #comedypodcast #jokes #reels #aliens #conspiracy #ministervsheathen #standup --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    “That's Some Bull” episode 130

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2023 46:28


    COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. This week…….we take a ride with a bull and visit Coach Deion, talk small burgers, the flight attendant strike, and fender reveals gone wrong //////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK! #comedypodcast #blackpodcast #standup #jokes #bull #deionsanders #flightattendantstrike #genderreveals --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    KANGAROODOO EPISODE 129

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2023 47:04


    COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. This week…… we talk Children's toys and games with surprises, paying parents to be Bus kids, a local pastors wild record expunged, and contaminated eye drops. //////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!  #comedypodcast #blackpodcast #standup  #jokes #kangaroodoodoo #darkhumor #ministervsheathen #eyedrops #busdrivers  4yy4  b Allen Kangaroo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    SAY IT AGAIN! episode 128

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2023 54:30


    COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. This week……we speak on A.I. in school, the murder hornets arrival, The Blind Side Scandal, saying Racist things again, and the true legend of the headless baby.   //////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!  #comedypodcast #blackpodcast #standup  #jokes #ai #murderhornets #blindside #sandrabullock #racist #karen #baby  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    Summoning The Ancestors episode 127

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2023 52:34


    COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. This week…….we learn how to summon the ancestors in Alabama, we TRASH TALK during card games, talk about leprosy outbreak, and end off with Lizzo's lawsuit. //////ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!  #comedypodcast #blackpodcast #standup #alabama #foldingchair #leprosy #trashtalk #lizzo #jokes #darkhumor #montgomerybrawl #alabamafight --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    UFO'S & Eyelids EPISODE 126

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2023 41:38


    COMEDIC CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINSTER AND A HEATHEN. This week we talk Glitching Mitch….The congressional UFO hearings, animal parts in all of your food, and suicidal whales. ITS ALL JOKES! Come how we blur the lines and blend the stories only on THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!  #mitchmcconnel #aliens #ufos #uaps #governmentsecrets #religion #whales#comedypodcast #blackpodcast #standup #jokes  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    TRICKY TRICKY episode 125

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2023 51:13


    THIS IS A COMEDY PODCAST WITH CONTROVERSIAL CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MINISTER AND A HEATHEN …This week is tricky…We get caught up in a world of little people and Snow White….we shed flashlights on Carlee's runaway….we talk Dwight's issues and text messages….and finally find out what benefits there were to slavery…. ITS ALL JOKES…Come see how we put it all together as only we can on the CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK! #blackpodcasts #comedypodcasts #snowwhite #dwarves #tricky #carleerussell #dwighthoward #benefitsofslavery #floridanews #jokes #standup  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    HIBACHI for Colored People episode 124

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2023 57:28


    Another controversial and comedic conversation between a minister and a heathen…Can you tell who's who? We visit a Japanese steak house under fire for their cooking METHods, we talk ‘colored people' vs ‘people of color', we share our Shein Rico theories, and also find body parts galore in Kentucky. Come see how we put it all together as only we can only the CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST WHERE IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK! #podcastoftheday #comedypodcast #blackpodcasts #jokes #coloredpeople #hibachi #shein #rico #skulls #hamptonroads  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    Wild West Wing episode 123

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2023 49:32


    The fellas find themselves investigating a substance at the White House , witness a failed robbery, talk serenades from legends, and how Britney Spears learned today. It's all jokes. Come see how we blur the lines and put it all together as a controversial and comedic conversation between a minister and a heathen. ITS THE CHURCH PARKING LOT PODCAST! IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    Just Call Me Haley! episode 122

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2023 51:03


    Another wild twist as the fellas talk pregnant shooters, the end of affirmative action and what's in a name, flying cars, plagues of crickets and new laws in Virginia . It's all jokes. Come see how we blur the lines and have a comedic and controversial conversation between a minister and a heathen. It's the Church Parking Lot Podcast where It Is and It Aint What You Think!  #podcastoftheday #comedypodcast #blackpodcasters #standup #affirmativeaction #flyingcars #virginialaws #virginia #diversity  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    Way Mo Careful episode 120

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2023 49:17


    prior to episode 121 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    ASLR episode 121

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2023 48:38


    The fellas take a wild ride into a chat room with indecent liberties , get chased in a road rage turned foot race, go on a long vacay with no kids, and talk slips and falls for money. Come see how we blur the lines in comedic fashion with conversation between a minister and a heathen. It's the Church Parking Lot Podcast where IT IS and IT AINT What You Think! #podcasts #blackpodcasters #comedypodcasts #jokes #submarine #roadrage #chatroom #standup  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

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    Send 'Em Home! Episode 119

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2023 61:34


    This episode may be a personal favorite of mine! Top 5. We learn obout a lenient judge and a hitman hired twice. We visit a Chinese teen with a heavy gaming bill and watch mascots get knocked out. We talk bout the aliens found in the backyard as well. Watch how we put it all together in the controversial and comical way as only we can . Comedic Conversations with a Minister and a Heathen. The Church Parking Lot Podcast Where it Is and It Aint, WHAT YOU THINK! #podcastoftheday #blackpodcast #jokes #connormcgregor #aliens #comedypodcasts #sendemhomesalem #kshordy --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    LET IT BURN episode 118

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2023 54:41


    It's a wild world but somehow we manage to find the funny in it all. We talk about a school set ablaze for a cellphone, countries who lock you up for possession of a book, gay inheritance money, and graduation time. Come laugh with us at the Church Parking Lot Podcast Where It Is and It Aint What U Think!   #blackpodcasts #comedypodcasts #jokes #pridemonth #bible #graduation  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    OPEN THE DOOR! episode 117

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2023 51:37


    We talk about end of the year high school shenanigans leading to arrests; opening the emergency airplane door, Pride & Prejudiced clothes at Target, and the Legendary Tina Turner and a whole lot more! Its all jokes we promise! Come laugh with us at the Church Parking Lot Podcast Where It Is and It Aint What U Think!   #blackpodcasts #comedypodcasts #jokes #tinaturner #ike #emergencydoor #target #pranks --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    Still Buffering (episode 116)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2023 54:12


    Come find out why parents are buffering, sperm banks are backed up, bystanders are locked in, and Moms are washing jeans vigioursly. Only on the Church Parking Lot Podcast, Where It Is and It Ain't What You Think!  #blackpodcasts #comedypodcasts #standup #jokes #spermdonors #mitochondrial #detroit #floridanews #podcastwars --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

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    Come to the Symphony (episode 115)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2023 50:32


    How much does music move you? Would you date a bus driver, ladies?? What's the child labor law for flipping burgers? Who dumped all this pasta? Answers to these burning questions in standup form. Only on the Church Parking Lot Podcast, Where It Is and It Ain't What You Think!  #blackpodcasts #comedypodcasts #standup #jokes #fixmylife #orgasm #symphony #podcastwars --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    BABY IN A BOX (episode 114)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2023 58:54


     How to return your babies….Jerry Springer gets his flowers…joined at the hip, literally….and a shooting shoplifter. Come get your laughs with B Allen and J Jamaal . Controversial Comedy and Conversation between a Minister and a Heathen. It Is and It Aint What You Think!  #podcasts #podcastoftheday #blackpodcasts #comedypodcasts  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    Screaming at Babies Episode 113

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2023 53:11


    We cover a lot of random shenanigans this episode ..from men screaming at babies to sucker punches from sore losers….from exorcism stories to making the wrong turn…we talk about it in comedic fashion. Comedic and controversial conversation between a minister and a heathen; only on the Church Parking Lot Podcast! IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK! #podcastoftheday #comedypodcast #jokes #babies #airport #exorcist #wrongturn #soreloser #blackpodcasts #conversation --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    DONT LET THE BED BUGS BITE Episode 112

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2023 54:57


    We venture to some odd places this week. We catch up with a sibling rivalry turned deadly. We also visit a jail where the bugs killed an inmate. We catch a tongue lashing from the Dali Lama himself, and finally end up on a road trip with teens looking for trouble. Come get your laughs with B Allen and J Jamaal . Controversial Comedy and Conversation between a Minister and a Heathen. It Is and It Aint What You Think!  #podcasts #podcastoftheday #blackpodcasts #comedypodcasts #jokes #dalillama #fultoncountyjail #controversialcomedy --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    MUMMY Dearest (Episode 111)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2023 71:36


    Happy Easter! In episode 111 We dive into some weird stuff this go round. We navigate the muddy waters of Florida and cover the trash talking controversy in women's basketball. We learn the origin of Easter and talk Mummys and Cash App conspiracies. It's all jokes, nothing too serious. Come get your laughs with B Allen and J Jamaal . Controversial Comedy and Conversation between a Minister and a Heathen. It Is and It Aint What You Think! #comedypodcasts #mummy #easter #jokes #lsu #florida #blackpodcasts #top5 #minister #heathen --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    So Heartless

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2023 58:23


    It's a cold blooded world…but what if no one could read your pulse? How would you respond to an emergency with a prize attached to it? Do you agree with the NBAs new drug policy? Are you ready to pay with your palm? Do you have any Tommy Hilfiger in your closet? We tackle these questions and more through comedic controversial and candid conversation between a heathen and a minister. It's the Church Parking Lot Podcast where IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!  #blackpodcasts #podcasts #heartless #nba #tommyhilfiger #glorilla #panera #futuristic #jokes #fyp #comedypodcasts --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    Silky Smooth criminal episode 109

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2023 47:11


    EPISODE 109 SILKY SMOOTH CRIMINAL How cold is too cold for jail? How is silk made and why are there spiders that use it? Have you had good meat yet, well if not it's coming to the US real soon. What happened to all the fraternities and sororities in Florida?? Come Check the pod and learn a great deal about all these things while you laugh yourself silly. It's the Church Parking Lot Podcast. Comedic and Controversial Conversation between a minister and a heathen. It is and It Aint What You Think! #podcasts #blackpodcasts #spiders #silk #goodmeat #florida #jokes #comedypodcasts  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    LOOK into my CRYSTAL BALL episode 108

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2023 64:00


    Look Into My Crystal Ball In another classic and hilarious episode the fellas find out a lot of unique information. We try to come up with solutions for school shooters,…We ponder the use of racial slurs across the different ethnicities and debate Whoopi Goldbergs new troubles. We talk parents at sporting events and acting out when your child loses. We also visit Louisiana and talk about chemical castration, and how it can affect you. It's controversial and comedic conversation between a minister and heathen. Come see how we blend and blur the lines as only we can on the Church Parking Lot Podcast where it is and it ain't what you think! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    Negative Energy Drinks episode 107

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2023 60:08


    In this episode the boys talk chugging energy drinks for various reasons. We meet an old head still scamming people out of their money, but this time with sports cards. We talk gun charges in the news with Mike Epps and Shawn Kemp. Lastly, we talk trips and Mexico and what's happening with the cartel. Watch as we put it together as only we can only the Church Parking Lot Podcast where It Is and It Aint What You Think! #podcast #blackpodcast #comedypodcast #shawnkemp #mikeepps #energydrinks #mexico #cartel #oldheads #negativeenergy #jokes #controversial --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    "Ja-Way" - Episode 106

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2023 57:29


    In this episode, we hang out in Tennessee where lawmakers ponder lynching and B Allen makes a case for it. We examine the thugnificent life of Ja Morant and talk about the company you keep. Robots doing repossessions, lawsuits while snorkeling, and more. Controversial Comedy and Conversation between a Minister and a Heathen, respectfully. IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK! #podcastsoftheday #blackpodcasts #comedypodcasts #jamorant #snorkeling #lynching #controversial --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    Paperwork Party Episode 105

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2023 60:29


    In this episode, the fellas define the words and actions of the coveted and celebrated....SNITCH. We trace the streets hoping to find the newest craze amongst zombie drug users. We take a stab at the latest racist cartoonist Dilbert and relive other childhood newspaper comics. B Allen goes on a rant about his least favorite....and corny actor. J Jamaal educates us on women preaching. We finish it off with another Black History Moment where one company seemingly has folded to the pressure of Ye. Watch how we blend it all together or take a listen wherever you get your podcast. #dilbert #snitch #tivsboosie #tranq #michaelbjordan #creed3 #ye #womenpreachers #blackpodcasts #comedypodcasts #controversial --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

    WHITE PANTS episode 104

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2023 67:00


    The boys are back and one of them has on white pants! We tell the stories of a young woman who fights back a robbery attempt in Chicago.....talk about the dangers of fasting too much and what's going on in Ohio with the train carrying chemicals??? We also tackle a random question about hawks rats and gorillas. We recap the Super Bowl, its commercials, and the halftime baby shower. Lastly, we honor Busta Rhymes for black history month. Come see how we blend the stories and blur the lines to make you laugh only on The www.churchparkinglotpodcast.com where IT Is and It Aint What You Think!! #blackpodcasts #blackhistorymonth #nba #africanamericanhistory #podcastofthedaypod #reeloftheday #reels #ohiotrainderailment #rihanna #superbowlhalftime #bustarhymes --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/churchparkinglot/support

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