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The weekly political podcast hosted by the two most decent assholes with some help from their bong! sorry we’re not a true crime podcast.

ConsHERBative Politics


    • Nov 12, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 47m AVG DURATION
    • 48 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from ConsHERBative Politics

    Jim Jordan Wears JNCOs

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2019 65:49


    Whistlemania continues, elections show mixed results, and no love for Joe Biden.

    It's Attorney Generally Disgusting

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2019 71:28


    Trump sells out the Kurds, Gorsuch makes a splash, and Rudy Giuliani makes a run for it!

    Whistlemania

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2019 61:31


    Whistlemania is here! The boys discuss the latest on the whistleblower, Joe Biden, and the continuing rise of Elizabeth Warren.

    The Wallstrington Post

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2019 60:37


    Howdy Yall! We talk Jacob Wohl, Bret Stephens, and guns! The environment and Trump's Wall also make an appearance on this action packed episode!

    Not Your Pillow, MyPillow.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2019 63:07


    Yield curves! Yield curves! Yield curves! MyPillows and the new gilded age.

    Sometimes it do

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2019 55:24


    The gun control episode. We trash red flag laws and professor Evan educates us on what led us to the latest massacre(s).  

    The Late Debate Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2019 52:24


    The late ass episode about the debate last week. Booker soared while Kamala sank. Listen to our take before the obvious next gun episode...

    Wanna Invade Azerbaijan?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2019 73:10


    Hotdog! The boys return just in time for North Korea to fire off some missiles. Deficits don't matter right? Oh yeah, we dish it out on the Republicans bullshit spin on American Patriot Bob Mueller.    

    Vegan Urger

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2019 56:48


    JEFFREY EPSTEIN IS A CHILD MOLESTER. Anyway, this week the boys tackle the Epstein stuff, Kamala's take down of Joe Biden, and a buncha other shit.  

    Iran, Iran, IRAAAN

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2019 68:24


    Jiminy Cricket! The hottest episode of the season is here! The boys wrassle the Iran debacle and the best 2020 candidate to take over this bullshit!

    Gucci Flip Flops

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2019 45:11


    Horowitz, Hyde flip flop, youtube bitches, ted cruz, and Mitch's graveyard 

    Robert Mueller and the Deathly Hallows

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2019 73:38


    The boys take it to the stage with the return of Robert Mueller, impeachment talks, 2020, and that pedophile Roy Moore!

    Big Fucking Deal

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2019 64:34


    The boys are serving up hot takes on the contemptible Billy Barr, that weasel Don Jr, and the inevitability of Joe Biden. Get it while its hot in this action packed episode!  

    Dear Billy...

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2019 66:59


    This week the boys discuss Billy Barr's boiling toad impression after the mueller letters. Are Bernie and Joe ready for reality? Oh yeah, fuck Lindsey Graham. Vote for Elizabeth Warren.

    Trumpkeshi's Castle

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2019 69:18


    The boys are back talkin Mueller Madness, the Buttigieg backlash, and the looming battle of the dentures! 

    Don't Shit on the Couch

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2019 45:47


    9-9-9 Mafuckas' Herman Cains' back! Stephen Millers' still a big ole' racist. Julian Assange got got and we talk about Osama Bin Laden for some reason.

    Joe Biden's Hug Factory

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2019 48:27


    Hold on to your enchiladas, because the Boys are throwing lava! Hot takes. Get it? Anyway, this week we talk sexual assault, fundraising, and the truth behind fentanyl. Saucy! 

    Mueller Schmueller

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2019 65:26


    WIZ BAM BOOM! The boys dive into the Mueller "Report", healthcare, and the extraordinary candidate. Hint: it's Buttigieg. 

    Political Cybertron of Sorts

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2019 59:50


    Obama taught me love, Hillary taught me patience, Trump taught me pain. The boys are back talkin Kushner clearance, Beto 2020, Death Penalty, and the GOPs rebuke of Trump. Hands off my facebook assholes!

    There's No Posse Ordinance in This

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2019 67:41


    Cowabunga man! The Boys talk about Dirty 2020, Beto for Senate, and the case for Bernie Sanders and why the rest of the candidates should fuck off. Some Foreign policy mumbo jumbo and oh yeah, we also solve the gun crisis.

    Rubber Mueller

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2019 48:02


    Welcome to the Thunderdome, bitches! The Boys are still talking about 2020, The Mueller Report, and a close look at the BernieSanderphiles. Can Joe Biden Maintain this momentum? Not Doug Jones makes an appearance, and there's some historical schlong drawl. Nike please give us money.

    The White Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2019 48:05


    The Boys give ya the ol razzle dazzle with the fake national emergency and the Rights obsession with AOCs Green New Deal. Is the deep state coming for white Americans? Will it only take a white in the midwest to win in 2020? Find out now!

    Virginia is as Virginia Does

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2019 62:03


    Holy mackerel! The boys talk blackface Virginia politics, the centrist candidate that is kamakamakamakamakama Kamala Harris, abortion, the green new deal and the Bezos dick pics! Also an update on where In the world is Ajamu Baraka!

    The Estate Tax: It's What’s for Breakfast.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2019 51:44


    Whoa Mamma! This week The Boys are talkin’ bout abortion, elections, and Mitch McConnell’s secret agenda to get more lettuce. Tulsi Riot gets their first gig, and oink oink oink Pork Barreling.

    Roger Stone got got

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2019 60:52


    Roger Stone got got! MuellerTime on the latest round of indictments and what it means moving forward. Nancy has her way with Trump. Crocodile Tears Ted gets his clock cleaned and Jared Kushner slaps Chris Christie’s tities.

    There's a Rug in my Ranch!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2019 54:15


    You bet we talk about the shutdown! More importantly we talk about rugs on our ranches. And you better believe we give you our thoughts on the announcing 2020 democratic candidates.

    Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Segregation

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2019 53:01


    We kick off the new season with Trumps border wall shutdown, racial injustice, and a heated take on libertarianism and Copaganda. MuellerTime! Special appearances from Todd Starnes and Rush Limbaugh.

    Beto + the machine

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2018 42:39


    The boyz dig into Betomania and take an early look at 2020. Can you believe Rudy Giuliani is still a thing? Mueller it’s cold outside!

    Not Enough, but Literally Anything.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2018 41:52


    Howdy Ho Weekly Bros. Pls don’t unfollow because I said that. This week get Sap’s Economic outlook (sad.), We go over Trump’s legal woes, and I might claim some things about Mitch McConnell. Who knows? You can. See you next week America.

    Roger Stone and the Prisoner of Azkaban

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2018 52:49


    Muellermania continues as the Michael Flynn investigation docs are revealed and Roger Stone pleads the fifth. We also take a stand for free speech! Sorry. We don’t talk about Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

    Planes, Trains and Muellermobiles

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2018 44:29


    Chaos at the border! Mueller’s closing in on Trump! Is there anything Republicans won’t say about the caravan? Tune in for a feisty one!

    A Napkin Is What A Napkin Is

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2018 49:11


    The boys are back in town AGAIN! AGAIN! Look out for thrills, chills, and comedy spills. Elections happened, and we find a way to talk about Roy Moore Again! We know you love that! Bye bye.

    Saudi bout it!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2018 41:40


    Uh oh! Saudi Arabia may have chopped a journalist up! We dig into it along with our reactions to the Kavanaugh confirmation and what it means for future generations.

    "Don't Freedom Caucus Me You Assholes!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2018 25:58


    Is it time to Kancel Kavanaugh? Do paper towels prevent future hurricane disasters? And which red state dems will pull through the midterms!

    Dumber Than A Fifth Of A 6th Grader

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2018 23:39


    We don’t let 20 seconds of robotics get us down! We get right back into it with the latest SCOTUS hearing, the building blue wave, THE Bob Woodward, and much more!

    Weekend at Ajamu Baraka's

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2018 28:27


    Hot Dog! We talk about Sarah Huckabee Sanders, we might not know how to pronounce Omarosa, and we don’t talk about Bigfoot. Like, Comment, and Subscribe for more Bigfoot, just putting feelers out there.

    Sex, Lies, and Russian Spies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2018 28:29


    Wowza, check out what Russia did this time. We don’t even talk about Sarah Huckabee Sanders. I’m also pretty confident my computer is bugged.

    Abolish Lice!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2018 23:10


    We get all up into the serious stuff. Kidnapped children, The Real Deep State’s ties to Justice Kennedy, and other logical fallacies to make you distrust the media.

    How Did You Get My Number? I'm On My Way Ruth.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2018 49:08


    The boys are back in town in this content packed episode! Roseanne the racist, Ted Cruz the vampire, Mitch the turtle man! Thoughts on Santa Fe and the latest on North Korea and the Mueller probe.

    "I Once Heard He Ate A Whole Constitution!"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2018 28:43


    In this content packed episode we touch on the latest developments with North Korea, Trump pulling out of the Iran nuclear deal, a warning to democrats, and so much more!

    Are You High Right Now? Do You Ever Get Nervous?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2018 28:18


    Our 4/20 episode special! We Discuss the breaking news about North Korean denuclearization, the infamous Comey memos, The DNCs petty lawsuit, and what 420 means living in a legal state.

    Muellers! Put em on your hands, your dog will eat em!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2018 19:41


    In our return episode we discuss the bullshit that is the stormy Daniels stuff, trade war with China, border troops, and of course the latest on Robert Mueller!

    Trumpelosi!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2018 17:10


    Our review of president Trumps first successful year in office, Nancy Pelosi’s power hold on the Democratic Party , and a brief chat on our un official sponsor Iran! Our highest quality podcast yet!

    Clinton Trump II: Electric Boogalo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2018 40:56


    2017 was wack. One last look at the years most notable moments! Our lowest quality podcast yet! Sorry for the bong slams.

    Alabama!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2017 23:49


    A fucking Democrat won in Alabama! Our post election special on what this means for 2018, a few words on Tom Perez, and the audacity of Ted Cruz on public education!

    A Vest, a Hat, and a Gun

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2017 16:35


    Check out our pre special election thoughts on the race in Alabama, Sarah Huckabee Sanders the badass, and what the hell is going on with the Keaton kid.

    Roy Moore and The Chamber of Secrets

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2017 20:44


    In our second episode we discuss the surging Roy Moore and the distractions causing the American people to look away from a potentially devastating Tax bill being rammed through the Senate.

    Episode 1- Pick Your Pervert

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2017 16:37


    In our opening episode we discuss the recent Al Franken allegations and a better use for defense spending.

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