Critical End! (The Podcast)

Critical End! (The Podcast)

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We are two journeymen on the road to cinematic zen. Good. Bad. French. We'll sit through it and let you know what we think. (Except for maybe the French.) Read our opinions on the blog. Listen to them on the podcast. Tell us we're wrong in the reviews. Enjoy!

Logan Lee & Ryan DiGiorgi


    • Feb 24, 2012 LATEST EPISODE
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    Critical End! (The Podcast) #102: Robin Williams Apologist

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2012


    REVIEWED: The Woman in Black. …is dancing with me…cheek to cheek. PLUS: Ryan’s pelvis.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #101: The Best and Worst of 2011

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2012


    We return for our first episode of the year and our fourth annual best/worst show. REVIEWED: The highlights and lowlights of 2011. PLUS: Vampire squabbling.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #100: The One Hundredth Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2011


    Description. REVIEWED: All of your requests! PLUS: It’s long.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #99: The Mathmatics

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2011


    REVIEWED: Cowboys & Aliens. You know what this was movie was missing? SPACE TUCO.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #98: Eldorado Chase

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2011


    REVIEWED: Captain America: The First Avenger. This episode ain’t kissing ya. PLUS: We talk about some POSITIVE theater experiences!

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #97: Pad me anytime

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2011


    REVIEWED: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2. Well, I guess we’re all going to get into Game of Thrones now? PLUS: There’s still time to contribute to our 100th episode.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #96: Schlitz Daiquiri

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2011


    REVIEWED: Larry Crowne. Why won’t a sassy black girl decorate my apartment? PLUS: Drunk Harry Potter and original Schlitz!

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #95: Synchronize Our Watch

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2011


    REVIEWED: Super 8. Insert joke about smoke monster here. PLUS: Please turn down your lung machine when the previews end.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #94: Ted Vaniman

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2011


    REVIEWED: X-Men: First Class. Maybe pause your aging process at She’s Having a Baby Kevin Bacon. PLUS: We’re planning the 100th episode and we need your help!

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #93: In-Depp

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2011


    REVIEWED: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Sorry, but after nine and a half hours of pirate movies, I have no witty comment for this description.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #92: Avengers in Babysitting

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2011


    REVIEWED: Thor. What’s YOUR definition of goofy? PLUS: ReBoot, Power Rangers continuity, and the rules for multi-part films.

    Critical Hit! | Bonus Blather

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2011


    No proper show this week, but here’s a quick fix of us blathering on about the Exorcist films, Thor, and Paul Rudd.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #91: Tweetered Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2011


    REVIEWED: The King’s Speech. It’s still relevant, okay. PLUS: Bill & Ted & Twitter & Such.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #90: The voice of a sexy generation

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2011


    REVIEWED: Scream 4. That’s…kind of it. We actually stay on topic the whole show!

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #89: Matthew Lillard’s a Goddamn Maniac

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2011


    REVIEWED: Scream 1, Scream 2, Scream 3. What’s our favorite scary movie? Not Scary Movie, that’s for damned sure. PLUS: Wild speculation on Scream 4.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #88: La Coke-aracha!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2011


    REVIEWED: Source Code. This episode missed the train. But the next one’s in eight minutes. PLUS: BevCast 2.0.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #87: The Danny DeVito of your choice

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2011


    This episode is 87 steps ahead of you…if you haven’t listened to the first 86 episodes. REVIEWED: Limitless. PLUS: More fun with hypothetical scenarios!

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #86: It’s spelled with a U.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2011


    This episode is gonna keep its sheep suit on / Until it’s sure that you’ve been shown / That it can be trusted walking with you alone. / Owoooooooo! REVIEWED: Red Riding Hood. PLUS: Vagina blood.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #85: Bicycle

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2011


    After the last episode, you were never supposed to listen to this podcast again. Your plan has changed. REVIEWED: The Adjustment Bureau. PLUS: We play a game and fix the Oscars.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #84: Triple P

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2011


    This week, we saw the one where Nicolas Cage escapes from hell wearing a leather jacket and kills a bunch of dudes. No, the OTHER one. REVIEWED: Drive Angry 3D. PLUS: Post-Oscar talk.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #83: “Put gas in my wiener!” says Liam Neeson

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2011


    If Betty Draper forgets about you, just go with it. REVIEWED: Unknown. PLUS: We get a studio audience!

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #82: White Grape and Cherry

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2011


    This episode is better off dead. REVIEWED: The Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, Say Anything… PLUS: Our contest winner is finally rewarded!

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #81: The happy family

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2011


    I call top bunk! REVIEWED: The Roommate. PLUS: Ghosts of roommates past.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #80: I wish Glen came to town more often

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2011


    This episode is waiting for you at the bottom of a swimming pool. REVIEWED: The Rite, The Mechanic.. PLUS: *grumble grumble*

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #79: The Best and Worst of 2010

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2011


    It’s our third annual best/worst show. Place your bets! REVIEWED: The highlights and lowlights of 2010. PLUS: Our first same-room recording since the beginning.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #78: H.J. Ackerman

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2011


    That was this episode seducing you. It needs to be the other way around. REVIEWED: Black Swan. PLUS: Minesweeper.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #77: A good spankin’

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2011


    This episode can’t do nothing for ya, boy. REVIEWED: True Grit (1969), True Grit (2010). PLUS: The Oscar talk begins.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #76: The Worst Zookeeper Ever

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2010


    Bring in the logic probe! REVIEWED: Tron, Tron: Legacy.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #75: Bred for sexiness

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2010


    Who me? No, no, I don’t live here. I’m just Johnny Depp. No problem, I get that a lot. REVIEWED: The Tourist. PLUS: Filler!

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #74: Gargamel’s Travel Pants

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2010


    The one where we DON’T complain about the 3D. REVIEWED: Tangled. PLUS: The only podcast with a “C Moon” joke.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #73: Dangerous

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2010


    What a beautiful place…to be with friends. REVIEWED: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1. PLUS: Logan’s dangerous obsession with National Lampoon Magazine.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #72: Guilty Pleasures

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2010


    How’s the robot sequence coming? Anyone? REVIEWED: Skyline. PLUS: Mashed potatoes and our mysterious rating system.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #71: Screwvernors

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2010


    The final ingredient to this podcast…is YOU! …And cumen.  REVIEWED: Saw 3D. PLUS: BevCast.  ALSO: If you missed our Critical Hit of the first six Saw movies, check it out here.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #70: I wish there were more potatoes here

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2010


    Ghost or no ghost? Let’s go to the video tape… REVIEWED: Paranormal Activity, Paranormal Activity 2. PLUS: Quack quack!

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #69: You’re doing it wrong

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2010


    If you promise to stop making movies, Wes, you can have it. REVIEWED: My Soul to Take. PLUS: Michael Caine shoots somebody in the face.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #68: I ate a banjo

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2010


    This episode is ignoring your friend request. REVIEWED: Social Network. PLUS: Fun with zip codes!

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #67: Can I invite Gary?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2010


    [Insert Charlie Daniels solo here.] REVIEWED: Devil. PLUS: Spoiler Duck and some extra crap about music.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #66: Turn that sexiness down

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2010


    Let a Milla Jovovich be your umbrella. REVIEWED: Resident Evil, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, Resident Evil: Extinction, Resident Evil: Afterlife.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #65: Paint Knife

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2010


    SSSSHH!  George Clooney is acting. REVIEWED: The American. PLUS: I guess we talk about Hairspray.  For some reason.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #64: Size 8 Women’s

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2010


    Okay, who ate the last exorcism?  C’mon, I was saving that, you guys! Why do I even put my name on stuff if you guys are just gonna ACT LIKE ANIMALS! REVIEWED: The Last Exorcism. PLUS: DeskTalk!(TM)

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #63: Down Deep

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2010


    Joe Dante, James Cameron, and Roger Corman.  Guess which one doesn’t have an Oscar. Wrong! REVIEWED: Piranha, Piranha 2: The Spawning, Piranha 3D. PLUS: 3D Trailer Talk and the Ultimate Dolph Lundgren Fan.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #62: Screwballs

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2010


    This week, Dolph Lundgren battles Randy Couture’s seven evil exes while Michael Cera invades Guatemala.  Where was Carl Weathers?  REVIEWED: The Expendables, Scott Pilgrim. PLUS: We earn our “explicit” rating.

    Critical Hit! | Cartoons That Went All Live Action on Us

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2010


    Just add Jason Lee and call it a day. Hollywood can’t stop turning old cartoons and comics into flesh-and-blood talkin’ pictures.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #61: Gene Hackman died to make that pie

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2010


    Next summer, look for the sequel: Mrs. Dash. REVIEWED: Salt. PLUS: Look, Ma, no hyphen!

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #60: Is that you, Scarecrow?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2010


    We recorded a podcast in two minutes that takes more than one minute to listen to. Wait, what? REVIEWED: Inception.  PLUS: Green fairy babies.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #59: HOT PICS!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2010


    Come on… Come on! Listen to it! Listen to it! Come on. Come on! Listen to this podcast! It’s here! Listen to it! Come on! Listen! It’s here! Come on! Do it now! Listen to this podcast!  REVIEWED: Predators.  PLUS: If it’s for a prison movie, it’s not gay.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #58: Strap it ON!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2010


    The scariest part of this podcast is the octopus.  REVIEWED: The Goonies, Jonah Hex.  PLUS: Eye herpes.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #57: We hear he’s old and gay!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2010


    Please don’t mention Emily in this one.  My fragile heart can’t take it.  REVIEWED: Toy Story 3.  PLUS: Trailers and contest winners and gay jokes and things.

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #56: Come on, Funky Bunch

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2010


    Look, you’re a valuable member of the team, but your childish phobia is seriously impeding our plan and its chances of coming together.  Which I would love.  REVIEWED: The A-Team.  PLUS: Does Sam Jackson being mentioned in this podcast make you more or less likely to listen to it?

    Critical End! (The Podcast) #55: Now then!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2010


    Say NO to genetically modified french chicks. REVIEWED: Splice. PLUS: Things that one may only purchase at Target.

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