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Another 3-week break, another episode of Don't Quote Us...
Welcome back to another episode of Don't Quote Us! Do you know about the sexiest haircut to ever exist? well, look no further because in this episode we expose THE haircut
Welcome back to Don't Quote Us! After a four-month hiatus, Jasmine, Roya and Mariam are back! Four months of life, stories, and chats to catch up on. In pure Don't Quote Us Fashion, the girls start with an initial topic and somehow end up talking about the most random things.
This week's episode is the very last episode of season 3 – as per usual, the girls talk about everything under the sun and somehow seem to tie all the topics together. With that being said, it has been a great season and we're looking forward to season 3... baby?
Today it's just roya and Jasmine and they decide to go down a philosophical rabbit hole…
In this week's episode, the girls chat about the most important thing to happen in the past week, the release of Taylor's version of Red. From absolutely roasting Jake Gyllenhal to an in-depth analysis of the All Too Well short film, this week's episode consists of 3 girls just fangirling over Taylor. In sum, God is a woman, and her name is Taylor Swift
The girls are back and better than ever! After a few weeks off, Jasmine, Roya, and Mariam are back to misquoting and offering questionable facts. In this week's episode, the girls recap their halloweekend, discuss what petty crimes deserve punitive punishment, and expose how women tell time... T-minus 2 cycles until 2022!
A geography student, a pre-law student, and a sports media student take a stab at giving financial advice – it's safe to say they're not the most qualified. Regardless, they give their two cents on the 2008 financial crisis, and how best to save and spend your money. While none of them are particularly qualified, it does make for an interesting and entertaining episode!
In today's episode, the girls talk about all kinds of menaces. From menaces in dodgeball games to life-threatening menaces caused by Mother Nature the girls really show off their range
In this week's episode of Don't Quote Us, Mariam returns and recaps her trip to the motherland, all while enlightening us on British culture and British slang. In pure Don't Quote Us fashion, the girls drift from the initial topic and sadly start talking about politics – but not politics itself, just political leaders...
In today's episode, Roya and Jasmine talk about some very interesting weekly updates. Then they get a bit sidetracked down memory lane and reminisce on the best TV shows from their childhood
What happened to Jasmine the night of the student plays? well, regardless of what happened, it was definitely a moment that deserved to be on camera. In this week's episode, Roya came strapped with some juicy topics for us to discuss – what moments we wished we caught on camera, are we living in the dystopia or utopia? and what is the worst thing that came from the industrial revolution? Stay tuned to hear what exactly was on jasmine's pants on that dreadful night.
Back and better than ever! This week the girls share the highlights of their summer, talk about their go-to compliments and talk about the hills they would die on... or take a nap on. What gelato flavor should grown men never order? Take a listen to find out
Get ready for some whiplash folks, the amount of topic changes will send you rockin'!
We're back! (Sort of) With another duo episode, Roya and Jasmine get you updated with what happened on our hiatus, give unnecessary advice, and talk about the marketing genius of food competitions. Is Jurassic Park the most philosophical movie ever? How do you pronounce Dulce de leche? You'll just have to listen to find out.
A special sports-themed episode in honour of the Olympic and our queen Penny Oleksiak. The girls talk about what feels like a sport but isn't as well as which Olympic event they would do the best in. Spoiler alert: they would suck at all of them
From opera to the Dyson fan, the girls discuss all things that just don't make sense in this week's episode. This episode, as per usual, took a turn real quick – discussing the random cable in the ocean, and how somehow the moon controls the tides? As per our podcast name, don't quote us on anything, we're just three girls talking about random stuff.
With jasmine back from the dead and behind the mic again, this episode took a shitty turn. This episode went off the rails quick, going from praising the miracle of motherhood to how maybe we don't actually want to be moms after all. Plus, the girls shoutout an up and coming influencer that is really under the radar.
Another week, another episode of Don't Quote Us! In this week's episode, Mariam and Roya chat about the predestination of the future... manifestation. While manifestation has not been the greatest to either of them, each gives their two cents on the practice and discusses whether it's a hoax or not. Later, Roya and Mariam return to their north-star topic and maybe share a little too much about their non-existent love life.
Have you ever thought about how your life would be different if you had a different name? or a different hobby? or even took a different class? Well, in this week's episode of Don't Quote Us Jasmine and Roya take a look into the past and discuss the things that led them to where they are today. Good ol' skip-it girl and bug girl are back to talk about everything under the sun!
What's stronger than the teacher's union? Was the moon landing real? Does your breath stink? Strap in, because this week's episode is quite the ride. In this week's episode, Roya tells us about her crazy sleep paralysis experience, and lets us know how she's getting along with her new 8-legged roommates. Later, the girls discuss the strength of the almighty teacher's union and their ability to bulldoze anything in their way. Finally, Jasmine, Roya and Mariam touch on those social situations you just CAN'T bounce back from.
From an existential crisis to waking the woke – this week's episode of Don't Quote Us we begin to question if even the famous Heather would pick us...
Are you Gucci-print new money? NFT new money? or crypto new money? In this week's episode of Don't Quote Us, the girls discuss and rank the different types of new money, and gave their opinion on nepotism babies... and how they wish that was them. The girls also present some lovely, deep, and meaningful poetry – it's quite the emotional roller coaster.
In this week's episode of Don't Quote us, we have a special guest... please give a round of applause for Jake! Jake is undoubtedly Roya's funniest friend, and today we dove deep into his Twitter and pulled some of our favourite funny tweets to get an inside scoop on the inspiration for his hilarious one-liners.
Welcome back to another episode of Don't Quote Us! In this week's episode, the girls go off on a very random tangent – from centipede behavior, Roya's new addiction, and the horrors of pool change rooms. As usual, this episode is quite the ride – so strap in and get ready!
Ladies and gents, grab your mastermind buckets because you're going to need them for this FIRE episode! In this week's episode of Don't Quote Us, the girls dive deep into the historical year of 2012 – the year the ponies started dancing, bees started dying and we were prepping to hop on a spaceship to Mars. And in true Don't Quote Us fashion, the episode slowly drifted from talking about 2012 to talking about dolphins, ghosts, and celebrity crushes.
Welcome back to Season 2 of Don't Quote Us!!! In this week's episode, the girls share the iconic Keurig-gate story, and we get a look into the minds of Queen petty and Princess petty and their deadly dynamic. This episode is filled with amazing stories and more amazing metaphors... or similies?
Welcome to the final episode of season 1! In this episode, the girls DID plan something.... finally. The girls recapped their weeks, answered some 'would you rathers', and answered some fan questions!! Leave us a message on Anchor and let us know your answers to some of the questions hehehe
In true Don't Quote Us fashion, this episode is a roller coaster – the girls start off talking about talking Roya and Mariam's TikTok addiction and somehow drift off and talk about their prom experience... but nevertheless, it's full of funny stories and the girls messing up math equations. Sit back, relax, and don't forget to leave us a message on Anchor!
We said in our last episode that we would try to have more structure... and we did not deliver. With that being said, this week's episode is packed full of funny conversation – from trauma from TikTok's inverted filter, to advocating for teachers, to email etiquette. We hope you enjoy this great episode and don't forget to always think about that!
This week's episode of Don't Quote Us is quite the sh*t show. At the ripe young age of 20, Mariam is beginning to go bald (T's and P's out for Mariam) and Jasmine absolutely SLAMS guessing cockney rhyming slang! Later in the episode, the girls just go off on a wild random tangent that lasts about 20 mins – get ready for some quality content!
In this week's episode of Don't Quote Us, Roya lets us in on her tragic week, and we bid farewell to a good friend. This episode does also get a little buggy to say the least, as the girls spit all the random bug facts they know... for worse or for better.
With the end of the semester approaching, the girls share how they're feeling, and reflect on their ~interesting~ zoom experiences. Jasmine, Roya, and Mariam also dive deep and speak about the trials and tribulations of being young women.
"New Post" Instagram stories, manifesting, and speedy spiders – It's safe to say that this week's episode of Don't Quote Us is quite the whirlwind. This week, the girls chat and share some stories about their hilarious childhood irrational fears, and offer up some great tools to help you fight the monsters under your bed!
In this week's episode of Don't Quote Us, the girls give us an update on what's going on in their lives – and Roya updates us on her living her gelato dreams! The YA novel plot is truly coming to life, and stay tuned for future episodes as Jasmine and Mariam live vicariously through Roya.
In this week's episode of Don't Quote Us, we recap their iconic PowerPoint night in which we discussed politics and uncovered the perpetrator of a crime! From ripping some chel, to cringey pet names – we hope you enjoy this episode!
Secrets bring people closer together, and oh boy did we share some juicy ones today. In this week's episode of Don't Quote Us, we're all getting to learn a little more about each other as we reveal some funny secrets from our past – we can't make this stuff up!
Is the Army DM'ing you? Did you forward chain mail back in 2010? Are you a Horse Girl? If so, you're going to love this week's episode of Don't Quote Us! From scam messages to horoscopes and everything in between – sit back, relax and enjoy :)
Maroon 5's old bangers, bed-bug infested grad trips, and sweaty train trips? In this week's episode of Don't Quote Us, the girls dive deep into some (semi) hard-hitting topics! So sit back, relax, and enjoy, as we share some stories of the good ol' days.
In this week's episode of Don't Quote Us, the gals are joined by their friend Clair for a fun-filled game of Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader! From Math to Science to Geography – listen as we struggle to sift through our brains to find the answers. Let us know how many you got right!
In this week's episode of Don't Quote Us, Jasmine, Mariam and Roya take a trip to the washroom... or is it bathroom? They chat about the infamous bathroom ransom and the many ways a thermos can be used. Stick to the end of the episode to hear Roya's story of being a social justice warrior hahhahahah! Enjoy!
In this week's episode, Roya, Jasmine, and Mariam share some stories from their school lives. From the long-lasting trauma of elementary school math tests, to trials and tribulations of university and breakout room etiquette. Don't worry, no need to turn on your mic or camera to discuss to work of Plato or Geography and Toxicology – just sit back, relax and enjoy!
DOUBLE DIGITS BABY! Welcome to the 10th episode of Don't Quote Us! This week, we wanted to offer a special little 'Who's Most Likely To' segment in honour of this special day, as we face the hard truth and expose ourselves (kinda)... we also dive into the age-old question about mismatched cutlery, and the recent news about the one and only, Armie Hammer
Although they may not be going on any first dates any time soon - Roya, Jasmine and Mariam decided to dive deep into some hard-hitting first date questions. This week's episode is quite thought-provoking, so grab a drink and let's get down to the brass tacks!
Let's all take a trip down memory lane, and head back to the good old days! Elementary school was a time of self-expression, and boy did we express ourselves – from graphic tees, to silly bandz, to mustaches, we all took part in the iconic trends that will go down in history. In this week's episode Jasmine, Roya, and Mariam reminisce on their favourite elementary school memories, trends and activities.
In this week's episode, Mariam and Jasmine interview Roya! From her journey with motherhood and her neck-baby, to sharing her unfortunate relationship with water – we're all getting the incredible opportunity to get to know this amazing mummyyyy!!
In this week's episode, Mariam and Roya Interview Jasmine! As we chat about life, childhood stories, and who Jasmine wants to marry – we're all getting know our very own little firecracker with a dump truck toosh
Happy Holidays! This week we'll be spreading some holiday cheer while we chat about all things holiday related. From elementary school holiday concerts, to Jasmine's unmatched hip hop skills we hope this episode brightens up your holiday season!
On this week's episode, Jasmine and Roya interview Mariam! From role models to what she's most proud of, we hope this episode can help you get to know Mariam more. Stay tuned for the next two episodes where we interview Jasmine and Roya!
As we said before, coaches don't play – but in this episode, the coaches are lacing up and getting ready to offer their unsolicited views on love. Sit back, relax, and enjoy three painfully single girls talk about love!
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