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Part two of our, uh, two part series with Brian Jensen, "The Voice of Texas Tech Football". Brian throws in a story about swimming to Alcatraz and the legend of John Hinkley.

Brian Jensen, "The Voice of Texas Tech Football" joins Brent and Landon to talk all things Texas Tech Football. You're gonna love it.

You've heard him for 23 years as the "Voice of Texas Tech Football", now hear him like never before as Brian Jensen joins Brent and Landon to talk everything from Texas Tech to swimming at Alcatraz.

OMG we talk farming? Yeah we actually do this week. Marketing, weather, and most of all, bitching farmers. Just to keep it real.

Brent and Landon break down their five favorite Seinfeld episodes. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Our favorites stories of weird stuff please steal. And later, what was caught on camera at the Amarillo Zoo? A Werewolf? A Beaver? Cue the Beavis and Butthead laughs.

A new cancer treatment has a 100% success rate, so we wondered, how would society act in a cancer free world?

In honor of the new Top Gun sequel, Brent and Landon look back on a movie that changed lives. And killed a goose.

A jolly old Briton fellow loses his thing, so the doctors grow a new thing on his arm.

Brent, Landon and Casey go deep with random thoughts.

Even killers or almost killers can make music. Why you judging?

Ramblings of poker and weed make the rounds through the podcast this week. We "suck" at both?

The Moving Iron Podcast guys join us to talk Ukraine, a little Oscars, and how weak we are in our triggers.

The state of Wyoming has come up their own smartphone app to help out with all your roadkill needs. Because you know, a guy's gotta eat.

Brent rambles on about the ablation performed on his crappy heart. And, can farmers ever just be happy???

Brent and Landon immaturely commentate on this year's State of the Union.

You heard right! We talk ag markets, foot fetishes and Landon drinking A LOT of crown!

We cover it all from The National Corn Growers Contest, Bob Saget, German Veterans Day and more! (We're really versatile)

The Biden administration has finally released its crackpipe relief program: "No Crackhead Left Behind"

The new infrastructure bill will require all new vehicles to have anti-drunk driving monitoring equipment in your car! Cheers!

A Milkman fathers 800 kids and his child support is absolutely killing him, Also a mom unknowingly hauls her son's pot brownies to the senior center. That's awesome.

This week, Brent and Landon delve into the murder machine that is the Disney Corporation. They have single handedly killed off more cartoons than Doc Brown in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Brent and Landon class it up with some Maury clips. God save us.

Brent and Landon reveal their 2022 Bingo cards. We pray neither card gets filled.

We are back in full force and almost exclusively talk about everything except Christmas. Casey Seymour and Aaron Fintel join Brent and Landon to talk Casey running laps at the local graveyard, 90's fashions, and Brent's "elliptical".

Brent delves into his new favorite show What We Do In The Shadows. And later he talks the infamous Slim Jim caper.

The annual tradition of pardoning the Thanksgiving turkeys takes place yet again and we have the trial of the century that got them off the hook! Or chopping block, however you want to look at it.

Here's a little preview of an upcoming episode where we dig into the different things you can learn from YouTube. (I haven't told Landon yet)

Brent hates his damn computer

A school board tells the parents to stay the hell out of their kids' educations and the parents couldn't agree more.

Taylor Moore, a former CIA analyst turned author and speaker debuts his first novel, "Down Range".

Today's culture calls for political correctness in its news and entertainment outlets. Obviously we don't do that, so here's how we would promote movies if we were in charge.

Everyone seems to have their own service dog whether they really need one or not. We feel these dogs are actually needed.

Brent and Landon count down, kind of, some of the greatest fights in sports history. Surprisingly, Landon was only involved in a couple of them.

The podcast catches wind of a car and freezer dealership offering virtual test drives for all of their used inventory. We, of course, have the exclusive advertisement that "Bob's Used Cars and Freezers" put out this past week.

What if we just showed up to the Olympics and said, "We can do that."? How would that work out?

This week on the "Dr." Bill Slozenger Show, a caller has questions about his upcoming divorce with serious financial implications.

The podcast ran across a Senior Citizens "Lunch With Benefits" fundraiser and we just couldn't help ourselves.

We found 10 people to give a testimonial on the interesting reactions they got from the COVID vaccine. Brought to you by Tommy Dee's Nutz and Screwz.

Yet another undercover tape revealed. This time from a sketchy FFA chapter in the North East.

An anonymous caller gets on "The Danny Dollar Show" and has a very concerning financial dilemma.

Our first episode of the Short Bus series involves the found footage of a no nonsense cattle judge giving his reasons at a summer jackpot show.

Sometimes you get mad enough to throw a small child through a window. Probably not a good a idea, but you can't say you haven't thought about it. Here's the things we would riot over.

Drive thrus, passing, road rage and all the other great experiences of life are discussed this week with our panel.

We are excited to announce the discovery of newly found footage of the infamous Daughters of the Southern Revolution Thrift Store Fashion Show!!

Somehow Brent got asked to emcee a charity fashion show/auction. The "Daughters of the Southern Revolution" host their very first charity fashion show.

This week Brent and Landon take a psychic test and it goes pretty much as you'd expect.

Life is stranger than fiction as they say and that couldn't be more true than the current dumpster show our crap fire our globe is in right now. So we try to decipher which movie we are living in.

Bigfoot sightings amuse and astound the 15 people that have seen him. Or her. We really don't know.

There's just some things in life we wish we could do without. And here are those things.

Well, you know, the guys meant well, but ended up talking about their dreamy childhood years of the 80's. Video rental stores, radio station contests and console tv's. You know, important stuff. Then they get to the passing Winter Storm Uri.