Food for Thots

Welcome the f*&k back everyone, we missed you guys! This week we are returning to how we started on this show, we've got a good old fashioned drunk story. We have a very special guest on this week's episode, his name is Cody Vann and he's amazing and he's hilarious. He's going to tell you guys the funniest story you've ever heard, so stick around, take a listen, enjoy.

Hi everyone, welcome back to another week of Food For Thots, you know what the f*&k is going on. This week is story time!!! Aren't you guys so excited? It's just a funny story about one of those LA influencer friendships that turned f*&king bad, not for us, but for her, and us learning about it and then revisiting it years later so, do enjoy! Let us know what you think and yeah, it's super fun and cute. Ok, love you, bye!

What the f*&k is up you guys? Welcome back to Food For Thots, this week we are discussing the election. Yes, it is the Sunday before election day (when we recorded this) so what else could we talk about? It's all that's on our minds, probably the only thing on anyone's mind this week. You're going to be hearing this after the election so fingers crossed that sh*&t turned out ok but dunno 'bout that so... Anyway, thank you so much for listening.

Hey guys, welcome back. This week is all about Ashley to be honest, we're pretty much talking about her epic failures in her dating life again so...hope you enjoy it, it's kind of funny but also a little sad. We also talk about states and which ones are real and which ones are fake so stay tuned! Thank you, bye!

This week on Food For Thots, we're talking about 45 having COVID, we give an update on our neighbor and there's a pretty crazy ending to the story, Ashley gives an update on her ex and a certain tooth that Bayley is going to turn into some jewelry. Other than that it's just little updates here and there. Enjoy!

This week on Food For Thots, it's a doozy to say the least. We're just going to be talking about our neighbor and the s*&t we've been dealing with. It's been rough but that's about as much as we can give without telling you the entire story in a few words so y'know, stay tuned. Love you guys...

This week on Food For Thots, we're talking all about religion. No trigger warning here because we're probably going to offend you and you don't deserve a trigger warning quite honestly, so just stay tuned, you probably want to hear what we have to say. Bye, god isn't real...

This week on Food For Thots, we go on a little rollercoaster. We had a plan of what we were going to talk about and then asked if anybody had any updates or funny stuff and then that's all we talked about. Ashley talks about her game a little because it's important and then we also talk about the s*&tstain that sits in the oval office looking at picture books all day and then we s*&t on religion for a little bit. Plenty more where all of that came from so yeah, have a listen...

This week on Food For Thots, it's a little bit of a smorgasbord, a little bit of everything because we're all over the place right now. You're going to hear us talk a little bit about the Hampstead kids again so just a little trigger warning there, we also have some tea on creeps in the local music scene here in southern California, a big trigger warning on that too, so if you don't want to hear any of that, you may want to skip through that segment and also we just kind of talked about hating men a little bit and it was super therapeutic so, hope you enjoy...

This week on Food For Thots, we have a really fun, lighthearted episode, we're back to our f*&cking roots! It's a little bit of a drunkcast, not gonna lie to you guys. We talk a little bit about sex, the Hitachi Magic Wand, Ashley gives a little Tinder tea, and so much more. Love you guys, thanks for being here!

This week on Food For Thots, we talk about a pretty serious topic so we're going to give quite a bit of a trigger warning. We're going to be discussing not only child trafficking but child abuse, sexual assault and child sexual abuse so if you don't want to hear anything about that, please don't listen to this episode but if you want to educate yourself on anything like that this is a pretty interesting one. Love you guys...

This week on Food For Thots, we are continuing our conversation from last week. We were a little unorganized but it was still an important conversation and things went a little long but we thought it was important that this had it's very own episode, so welcome back to part 2 of the wokecast. Enjoy.

This week on Food For Thots, we welcome you back from some time off and we're happy to be back. This episode is really just touching on what's going on, maybe a few little updates on our lives in the beginning but it's really, mainly going to be about the racial injustices seen in our country and really talking about it, how we feel about it and how we can do better. Hope you weren't looking for something to distract you from all this because you shouldn't be distracted. So welcome, we're going to talk about some real s*&t, not comedy s*&t. You feel me doggy?

This week on Food For Thots, we're talking about our favorite conspiracy theories. We talk a little bit about how we got into conspiracy theories, what they mean to us, and the different levels of conspiracy theories, so stay tuned if you want to know some secrets that maybe you didn't know before. Ok, love you...

This week on Food For Thots, we catch up on a few things and talk about some new s*&t in our lives and then we discuss unpopular opinions submitted by listeners as well as some of our own. Ily bitches...

This week on Food For Thots, we talk about (and read listener submitted) pet peeves and bad habits. We also talk about our birth flowers, taken from a Korean birth chart that Ashley found on TikTok because that's where all her news comes from, so stay tuned! Check it out...

This week on Food For Thots, we do a little housekeeping, talked about some updates and what was that I heard over there? Oh my god! Did the drunkcast turn into the wokecast? It sure the f*&k did baybee! Stay tuned, we talk about some serious s*&t today. Keep listening...love you guys!

This week on Food For Thots, we have our second guest, the amazing @barmom aka Kerra, and we're being socially responsible and podcasting via Zoom. We're talking about what's on everybody's mind, a little bit of Roni talk, not too much. We also talk a lot about death and fears, hope you enjoy it!

This week on Food For Thots, we talk about some listener updates, we reviewed a banger of a drink, (spoiler alert) it's f*&king disgusting. We also have our first scandal, it's crazy and you cannot wait to hear it and then we also give Pat some Tinder advice and now he's gonna get all the f*&king bi*ches and it's going to be crazy so stay the f*&k tuned alright?

This week on Food For Thots, welcome back for season 2!! We're coming back strong with another drunkcast. That's right, we're reviewing hard seltzers, as we do. We're also talking about fat, juicy, fu*king wet pus*y lips and you know what? We might even touch on some current events...yeah that's right Kaitlin Bennett, we're coming for you bi*ch.

This week on Food For Thots, we're talking about the creepy crawly, murder ass, muthaf*&king s*&t. We're paying a little tribute to My Favorite Murder, our favorite podcast, and we're telling our favorite or most prominent murders from our hometowns that we have some sort of connection to, so stay tuned if you want to have your s*&t rocked! Bye...

This week on Food For Thots, you may be bored of it, you may be annoyed with it but we have a third f*&king episode about bullying because we're traumatized and we have not f*&king recovered! Alright? We also talk about masturbation so if that's something you do, this might be for you and if it's something you don't do, this could also be for you...

This week on Food For Thots, it's part 2 of our bullying series so get ready for some more trauma, personal and from our friends who so kindly sent us their own stories, then stay tuned, we also talk about the first time all three of us ever got drunk, which is funny and scary. oh, and guess what? We have merch @ Food For Thots Merch

This week on Food For Thots, we're back and catching up from the holidays. We talk about New Year's Resolutions and it's the first of our three part series on bullying. You'll hear about our traumatizing experiences and we've got some brutal listener stories too. Buckle up bitches, it's about to get sad...

This week on For For Thots, we're taking a little break for the holidays. We'll be back in 2020 with more of what you love: crazy stories, stupid boys, and us, your favorite Thots!

This week on Food For Thots, our guest is back with part two of his messy, marriage/divorce story that we love so much. Messy, dirty, crazy, larger than life, dusty, musty, crusty, and busted, bitches. Stay tuned...

This week on Food For Thots, we have a guest who is talking about some f*&ked up s*&t. If you want to hear about some s*&tty relationships and a s*&tty marriage, then pull the f*&k up, because we're ready for you...

This week on Food For Thots, Bayley tells a story about how she almost got kidnapped and sold into sex trafficking and then, we all tell stories of revenge and let's just say we're a little bit psycho. You're going to see some true colors show this episode and you won't be disappointed. Stay tuned...

The week on Food For Thots, it's Drunkcast: the sequel. You're going to hear some of our best drunk stories this week, both national and international. Boyfriends, booze and black eyes, don't miss this one!

This week on Food For Thots, we're talking about men again. You know the drill, we're talking about a lot of silly stories about guys and stuff. We've got a great listener story this week and Ashley gets a text from someone from her past live on the show. Keep listening...

This week on Food For Thots we're talking about traumatic wounds, both physical, aka: gory stories and emotional, aka: men. 

Hey, you guys!! This week on Food For Thots, it's part two of crazy stories! We've got some great ones for you from both us and you, our listeners. There's weird hallucinations, inopportune vomiting, makeout sessions, overdoses, intoxicated thievery....aaaand we got really drunk, it's fine. Stay tuned!

This week on Food for Thots, we're going to be covering crazy stories. Yes, this is our specialty and we're never going to stop. If you want to hear about acid at the beach, Santa Claus robbing a department store,  and who's that? Drano Girl? Keep listening...

This week on Food For Thots, we're talking about a crazy, crazy, bi*&h who ruined our lives for weeks. It doesn't seem like much but you can tell from the length of this podcast that she's a f*&ker. Listen up...

This week on Food For Thots, we've got a spooky episode for you. We talk about arachnophobia, sleep paralysis, haunted s*&t, reactions to haunted s*&t, and demons. Are you even ready? Get ready...

This week of Food For Thots, we are talking about one very broad topic, involving sh*&ty things our exes have done to us. You are going to hear funny things, you are going to hear disturbing things, and you are going to hear things that make you maybe feel a little bit sad inside. Maybe you'll get in touch with your emotions a little bit this week...

This week on Food For Thots, we're talking about a roommate story revisited, reasons why we want to quit our jobs, sh*&ty exes and dog custody issues with our sh*&ty exes, and the premier of the one, the only, Tinder boy of the week.

On this week's episode of Food For Thots, we discuss horrible sexual experiences, sugar daddies, the worst Twitter stan communities, and you'll get to know our petty sides. Also, did the vape queens quit the Juul? Find out more...

This week on Food for Thots, we're going to talk about why we made a podcast, why we the hell we should ever make a podcast, we introduce ourselves and our dogs, and discuss Bayley and Ashley's first year of friendship, including roommate horror stories like credit card fraud and maybe even a fish murderer.