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Today: Thanks for being so patient with us, we had a bit of a week - Sarah's close family member passed away so she was with family, meeting a one-winged magic owl, don't be naked on google and our new fave cat Leonardo Di Pinchy, and more - happy night to you! 

Today: Greg wanted to give his love to Ozzy Osbourne, our friend with the gum, how much he made a difference (not the gum guy, I mean, yes, still the gum guy but we're talking about Ozzy) and more - have a good one! 

Today: Taking Bowie for a walk and the Stand playground, RIP Ozzy Osbourne, Pokemon collection and living in a retirement community, a frisky festival in a small English town, and more! Have a great day friends!

Today: had a magical weekend seeing rock shows, the man in the white cowboy hat and what did he do, Bowie and the doggie sleepover, sleep injuries and hydration, and more! Have a wonderul afternoon friends!!

Today: It's getting ready for the weekend time! We are heading out to Harefest and are super duper excited, dressing up as a cool guy and making friends with a mermaid, and much more - have a great night all!

Today: It's a Sarah solo show! Greg had to get in to do some time-sensitive work stuff so it's just me, your pal Sarah, talking with you about Harefest, cheese coffee, rent-a-relative, air-conditioning, and more! Have a great day all, we appreciate you :)

Today: We did indeed go out last night and hung out for a bit with Riff Raff! It was a different experience and super fun and we are so glad we went - ya gotta take those Riff Raff chances :) Also we went on a boat, puzzle collecting and naked bowling, and more - have a great night, talk tomorrow!

Today: Greg got to go and fulfill a lifetime dream of being allowed to play with swords, a Lifetime movie remake that Sarah is very excited about (with a brief appearance kind-of of her sister!), seeing ice skate dancing accidentally and food court food, and more! Have a great weekend! Here is the video of the ice dancers at Lloyd Center Mall!

Today: We finally find out what happened to Sarah's sandwich (or do we?), don't eat street berries and how to make your own cave cheese, pole vaulting over a canal, and more! Have an excellent day friends! I'm going to go buy a sandwich.

Today: An update on the Saga of the Sandwich, who is your egg cup and what does it do, what's old is new again and the road to heaven is paved with cheese, and we'll be back tomorrow! Have a great day friends!

Today: We are back from some time off and hope you had a great weekend, Sarah and the International Greg Day gift, and the tale and mystery of THE SANDWICH - I am still weirded out by this. Have a good night all, back tomorrow morning!

Today: It's Internation Greg's Day eve, so exciting! How to celebrate the Gregs in your life, Sarah and the traveling pants, and more - have a wonderful afternoon friends! 

Today: Greg spent the weekend rocking out with COURAGE and recording a new album - we talk about the process, what it's like, different layers, Costco memberships, and more! Have a great afternoon friends! Also check out a sneak peek here!! :) ---> https://www.facebook.com/reel/1499664601416405

Today: We were joined by our dear dear friend Kielen King, deep from the labyrinths of his home studio! We talk about looking for jobs, keeping your head up, and the MYRIAD of projects he has completed/is working on - he's pretty incredible. For more information about his Audio Engineering & Production skills click here, and for everything else head to his namesake website! Have a wonderful evening all :)

Today: Hey friends! We are trying our best amidst the chaos; thanks for being there with us, we appreciate you! Greg had a last minute thing come up so I (Sarah) was solo again! We (THE ROYAL WE BECAUSE IT'S JUST ME) talked about dogs and cheese and twins and other stuff and thanks for hanging out - love ya! 

Today: Greg has made a giant grown-up decision in his life and he is super excited, what is the correct protocol with samples and how friendly is too friendly, Tae-bo and old college roommates, and have a great day friends - talk with you tomorrow!

Today: Greg had to go in for an early meeting so I (Sarah) came on over and hung out in the living room with two giant dogs and tried her best, slow getaway chase and you are secretly married, and hope to see you at the Sklar's tonight! Have a great day! 

Today: Sarah has decided to start hoarding something new and it is a thrift store, a Pedro Pascal look-alike contest for free burritos, update on the used bathwater soap, and: the cult of Pitbull. Have a great night friends and we'll talk with you tomorrow!

(I totally wrote the title of today's episode to the tune of "Christmas in the Northwest" - fyi :) Today: Our pals Randy and Jason Sklar are coming to town on Wednesday, and they'll be hanging out & performing all over the Pacific Northwest through Saturday night - click here to find out more about where you can catch them! They appreciate you and so do we - have a wonderful night and we'll talk with you tomorrow! 

Today: Sarah has decided to embrace a new lifestyle, from tutus to muumuus, the great adventure up North, the famous Scott Dally, treasures from Sarah's college days, and more - have a great day friends, we love ya!

Today: Sarah is getting ready to train someone at her job and she is nervous to make small talk, little robots moving big buildings, paying to pretend to work is actually a thing, the secret lives of Australian vampires, and more! Have a great night!!

Today: Does the pass still work, hard and soft pants, don't use a membership ID at the airport, overcharged and overworked-up about avocados, sociatal standards of eating from a British dude, and more - have a wonderful night friends; you are awesome.

Today: Big weird sunglasses and Rose City Festival, wearing the fancy outfits and being a part of it, do you ever mime things that you are listening to on your headphones, talking to yourself and getting overheated and more - have a great day all!

Today: Sarah accidentally went somewhere she wasn't supposed to, why are there no signs posted and the angry security man, birds on a plane and bathwater for sale, and have a wonderful day friends - thank you so much for your support!

Today: Greg is having a hard time deciphering a chipmunk and a squirrel (haha), The Stitcher and space atoms (nerd), going to Korean BBQ and cooking your own meat, lists of things that Sarah likes and more! Have a great day - back tomorrow morning!

Today: We went up to the mountain and now Sarah feels like she has found her people, town gossip and adventure days, superstar Bowie and being recognized, the majesticness of Oregon and dogs in strollers, and more - have a great night our wonderful friends; we love you bunches!

Today: Sarah is working in a new(ish) job again and what it's like, seeing someone related to someone from somewhere else, red bull tattoos and mountain vacations, don't do too many mushrooms and getting that sweet dog sponsor money, and have a wonderful night!! 

Today: Going to see Willie and Bobby and having a great time, Cheese rolling and Weinermobile races, celebration of sharks and the pigeon lady of NYC, and how Bowie did on his first starring TV role! Have a great night all - talk with you on Thursday!

Today: Bowie is making his television debut and Greg is really nervous about he's going to act, becoming a dog ranger, Sarah's artwork finally came out in the 50th anniversary of the release of Stephen King's Carrie (!!), no onions or I'll sue, and more - have a great day!

Today: Sarah had a successful visit to the dentist, lip tattoos and fillings, nice Russian dental assistant and not being yelled at, and more! Sorry for the tiny show; some tech issues set us behind this morning, but we'll be back tomorrow morning with a new episode! Have a great day! 

Today: Sarah still has a healthy fear of the dentist after the mean one did a number on her, going back for the first time and not overtalking, what is a puppens and what does it do, Greg talking to a fancy chef, and more - have a great day friends, back tomorrow morning!

Today: Greg has decided that he is perfect for an audition that is coming up, mental agility and eating bugs, AI love and don't look at your phone too long, a great gathering of smurfs, and Sarah's art in a book celebrating the 50th Anniversary of Stephen King's Carrie (photo attached!), and happy birthday to a bunch of our friends out there - we love ya! Talk with you tomorrow!

Today: Sarah toured a floating house and it was cool, what does it take to be a house boat person and who was the person in the creepy Tesla, living that life vest life and the life of a diving dog, and more! Live from the Nibhole so if it sounds a little weird - that's where we're at! Have a wonderful night and we'll chat with you tomorrow morning! :)

Today: Greg has had his first van guy experience, what do you do with a van and are those stickers actually real, lots of children and moving groceries, and more - we will be back tomorrow evening with a night show!! Have a great night!

Today: Greg is excited to talk to the Indiana Jones of Egyptian studies, Sarah and her new wall that probably has too many pictures involving her, working the scooter rally, negotiating with a robot, the most popular names and we were snubbed again, Star Wars insults, and more! Have a wonderful day friends!

Sarah had to work, so Greg had our good friend Scott Dally over for a very special backyard episode! Of course Twin Peaks is discussed along with some dogs interrupting things, we tackle the 'REAL' Scott Dally, and so much more!

Today: Sarah went to walk Bowie and a BIRD got into the house - hear the harrowing tale today on the show! Also today - snake venom man, a meth racoon, and more - have a great day all!

Today: It was a very exciting weekend for Sarah, Twin Peaks and Fire Walk With Me, going to the Clinton Street Theater and meeting Ray Wise, dummies in the HOV lane and T-Rex accessories (Rex-cessories?), and more - have a great day friends!!

Today: We went to a wedding last night and it was awesome, going to tour houses by yourself and is it haunted, weird doors and endless closets, creepy star room and a return visit, and have a wonderful weekend all!

Today: Being ever on-brand, Sarah is now watching a reality show from 10+ years ago, what it's about and why, Large Marge eyes and an angry woodpecker, and the tale of the adventures of Valerie! Have a great day friends! I'm off to paint the studio :)

Today: Sarah has made a VERY old discovery that has now become an obsession, is it a slippery slope and how does it happen, Big Edie and Little Edie and the mansion, and thank you so so much to everyone that came out to see Courage on Saturday night - it was a lot of fun!! Have a great day all! 

Today: It's been years and she has decided to make a move, flooring and vodka crans, getting to meet a NINE DAY OLD BABY, touring a really cool grand old lady (you can see the video here!), and don't forget - COURAGE is playing tomorrow night!! Hope to see you there; have a great weekend! 

Today: Greg is going to interview a magician, Sarah is easiily hypnotizable and that is clearly a lie, worlds largest minion collection, an AI hair washer and escalator mountain climbing, and more! Have a great night all, back tomorrow!

Today: Greg had a weird experience with a strange old lady, Mickey Mouse and Mama needs water, and much more - hope to see you this weekend at the Courage Show  - have a great night!! :)

Today: How do you pick a new pope, conspiracy theories and secret vaults, and don't forget the Courage show that is happening this Saturday! Have a great night!! 

Today: Sarah has a new fashion trend that she is attempting, Greg and the neverending quest to try and make cargo shorts cool, a gross millionaire project and book brigade, married at a Star War, and have a wonderful weekend! 

Today: Sarah is at the coast with her family, two very excited little girls, the strange house with no mirrors, going to the casino and the swimming pool, and more! Have a great day friends, back tomorrow! 

Today: We are back from the trip, thank you so much for your patience while we took a bit of a break! Today is a recap show, we talk about tours and bars, interesting people and adventures, and more! Have a great weekend, and we'll chat with you on Monday! 

Today: Little pinches everywhere, we are leaving for San Diego tomorrow and we are SO excited, picking out magazines at the airport, pretentious papers and shared armrests, and more - have a wonderful day all, and be sure to follow our adventure on Instagram! :)

Today: We are getting ready to head to California for a few days, what to do and tourist trolley, who is the Hat Man and Greg has seen him (of course), jugs in the bins and jenga tongue, and more - have a great day friends and we'll talk tomorrow!

Today: It has now infiltrated dreams and this is starting to become a problem, stilts and a shade of green, April Fools Day and favorite eggs, update on the FER Tournament, and more! Have an awesome day friends!