Hey, Wait. Shut Up.

Hey, Wait. Shut Up.

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Sweet misguided humans they are! - Devin Bateson A chill kickback where Travis and John talk about whatever comes to their mind, or the time John didn't eat for a week, or the time they only listened to T-Pain for a whole week. Don't tell our parents the bad words we say.

Hey, Wait. Shut Up.


    • May 17, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 58m AVG DURATION
    • 26 EPISODES


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    Time Cube

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2022 68:16


    The Chefs are back in town.. again.. Hear our thoughts on Times Cube, and our role in the Kazakhstan revolution .Topics of Discussion: Time Cube, the Age of a Mother, Gene RaySend us a screenshot of a review for our podcast and we'll send you merch or a shot glass: heywaitshutup@gmail.comTweet us pics of you trapped in the cube: @HeyWaitShutUpBuy a HWSU Spotify Tagged shirt!Trick Kyle Busch into listening to us! 

    Zero Bark Thirty (Father's Day Special)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2021 59:54


    Deep from the vault of unreleased Hey, Wait. Shut Up! content comes just what everyone wanted for Christmas. The HWSU Father's day spectacular. Listen as the chefs fix YouTube, play Real Dad, Step Dad, and talk about obscure sports.Gather your family around the traditional holiday bush and listen to your favorite podcasters.

    Pesto Bismol

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2021 76:37


    The Chefs are back in town.. again. Hear our thoughts on Megan's new business plans and review some lunchables with us.Topics of Discussion: pesto, pizza lunchables, energy drinksSend us a screenshot of a review for our podcast and we'll send you merch or a shot glass: heywaitshutup@gmail.comTweet us pics of you getting rowdy: @HeyWaitShutUpBuy a HWSU Spotify Tagged shirt!Trick Kyle Busch into listening to us! 

    Truckcuzzi

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2021 54:59


    The chefs rebrand the rebrands.Topics of Discussion: wood elves, craigslist rants and raves, cybernetics, indiana jones, the fountain of youth. Send us a screenshot of a review for our podcast and we'll send you merch or a shot glass: heywaitshutup@gmail.comTweet us pics of your truckcuzzi: @HeyWaitShutUpBuy a HWSU Spotify Tagged shirt!Trick Plato into listening to us! 

    Goat Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2021 61:59


    The chefs are back after a little vacation time.Topics of Discussion: goat rentals, niche lawn care markets, black market emus, where have we been? (Florida)  Send us a screenshot of a review for our podcast and we'll send you merch or a shot glass: heywaitshutup@gmail.comTweet us pics of lunchables: @HeyWaitShutUpBuy a HWSU Spotify Tagged shirt!Trick Susan into listening to us! 

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    Show-N-Tail

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2021 54:42


    The Chefs rebrand the workplace. Topics of Discussion: horse simulator, taco bell X harley davidson, what would you do?, the return of strip club reviews.  Send us a screenshot of a review for our podcast and we'll send you merch or a shot glass: heywaitshutup@gmail.com Tweet us pics of horses made from taco bell: @HeyWaitShutUp Buy a HWSU Spotify Tagged shirt! Trick Calvin into listening to us! 

    Hotdog Fit

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2021 54:08


    The Chefs rebrand Crossfit Topics of Discussion: the 8 new rules of crossfit, Randy Watch 2.0, Trav's dog's new pet, meet the sports bitch, discuss cloud chasing   Send us a screenshot of a review for our podcast and we'll send you merch or a shot glass: heywaitshutup@gmail.com  Tweet us pics of the short tail scrub wallaby: @HeyWaitShutUp  Buy a HWSU Spotify Tagged shirt!  Trick Randy into listening to us!  

    The Good Fruits

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2021 56:46


    The Chefs rebrand the US economy.  Topics of Discussion: New Dolphin City, Improv based economy, fine art critiques, Fast food mascots.   Send us a screenshot of a review for our podcast and we'll send you merch or a shot glass: heywaitshutup@gmail.com  Tweet us pics of Grimace: @HeyWaitShutUp  Buy a HWSU Spotify Tagged shirt!  Trick Colonel Sanders into listening to us!   

    Elmer's Horse

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2021 60:00


    The Chefs rebrand a gentlemen's special bits. Topics of Discussion: Real American Heroes?: John McAfee, aesthetically pleasing packages, Good Will Hunting, a horse purchase is inadvertently made.   Send us a screenshot of a review for our podcast and we'll send you merch: heywaitshutup@gmail.comTweet us pics of John McAfee: @HeyWaitShutUpBuy a HWSU Spotify Tagged shirt!Trick the Boss Baby into listening to us!  

    Assassin's Creed: Mushroom Kingdom

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2021 60:51


    The Chefs rebrand Super Mario Brothers. Topics of Discussion:Trav's Tip, RIP to John McAfee, Dark and Gritty Luigi's mansion, race horses, Drake, Indie bands, culinary innovation, forest beef.   Send us a screenshot of a review for our podcast and we'll send you merch: heywaitshutup@gmail.comTweet us pics of mooses: @HeyWaitShutUp Buy a HWSU Spotify Tagged shirt! Trick the Drake into listening to us!  

    The Magical Misfits

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2021 56:17


    The Chefs rebrand a beloved children's tale that is read for some new ideas.   Topics of Discussion: British Bat Boy, American Wizards, Victor's Secret, craigslist activities, seahorse teeth.    Send us a screenshot of a review for our podcast and we'll send you merch: heywaitshutup@gmail.com Tweet us pics of seahorse teeth: @HeyWaitShutUp  Buy a HWSU Spotify Tagged shirt!  Trick the Craigslist into listening to us!   

    Series of Tubes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2021 52:27


    The chefs concoct a way to fix the fad that is the internet.   Topics of Discussion: Analog internet, strip club reviews, the return of real dad/stepdad, wish dot com survival kit, the yodeling pickle.   Send us a screenshot of a review for our podcast and we'll send you merch: heywaitshutup@gmail.com  Tweet us pics of your pickles: @HeyWaitShutUp  Buy a HWSU Spotify Tagged shirt!  Trick the Internet into listening to us!   

    Dunk Around And Find Out

    Play Episode Play 52 sec Highlight Listen Later Jun 8, 2021 63:20


    The chefs whip up the fix to the new Dunkaroos so Travis can exact his revenge.   Topics of Discussion: Tom Bombadil, shishito peppers, known titan of industry and local buffoon: Timothy Dexter, La Croixcs, LubriCAN.   Send us your local newspaper review of our podcast: heywaitshutup@gmail.com  Tweet us pics of your Tom Bombadil: @HeyWaitShutUp  Buy a HWSU Spotify Tagged shirt!  Trick CROCS into listening to us!  

    Real Dad, Step Dad

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2021 60:29


    The Chefs rebrand the new Rugrats reboot and things get heated.Topics of discussion: rattlesnake wrangling, used 2003 porsche cayennes, Tommy Dickles, strip club reviews, new drug PSAs. Send us your NFTs: heywaitshutup@gmail.comTweet us pics of your Dad: @HeyWaitShutUpBuy a HWSU Spotify Tagged shirt!Trick Arlene Klasky into listening to us! 

    Milk Clothes

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2021 59:37


    The Chefs rebrand milk to combat the terror that is the "Got Milk" campaign. Topics of discussion: whose that rapper, alternative milk, Sunchips, Paella, wish mystery bags.  Send us love letters: heywaitshutup@gmail.com Tweet us pics of Paella @HeyWaitShutUpBuy a HWSU Spotify Tagged shirt!Trick Danny Brown into listening to us! 

    Strawberries, Nuts, & Legumes

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2021 53:23


    The Chefs reimagine what SNL could be to exact revenge on Elon Musk.Topics of discussion: Snails, Tallahassee Pain, berenstein bears, alternative timelines. Send us love letters: heywaitshutup@gmail.comTweet us pics of T-Pain: @HeyWaitShutUpBuy a HWSU Spotify Tagged shirt!Trick your grandma into listening to us! 

    BLORF-day Mini Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2021 24:07


    A special mini-episode for our favorite Canadian artist: Devin Bateson. The Chefs jam to some music off Devin's new album BLORF, out today see link below. They also celebrate Devin's birthday. Happy Birthday and BLORF-day Devin!Buy BLORF or else: https://devinbateson.bandcamp.com/album/blorfFollow Devin: https://twitter.com/DeBatesonFollow us maybe: https://twitter.com/heywaitshutup

    Weekend at Beezbos

    Play Episode Play 60 sec Highlight Listen Later May 11, 2021 63:41


    The Chefs help Peloton get out from under their own dangerous treadmills.Topics of discussion: Five Loko: The Next Generation is here, John is a surprisingly competent bartender, Bilbo Gates, the Dead Deadmill+, return of the shapiro pit.Send us love letters: heywaitshutup@gmail.comTweet us pics of Bill Gates: @HeyWaitShutUpBuy a HWSU Spotify Tagged shirt!Trick Prince Philip into listening to us! 

    B.Y.O.B.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2021 60:36


    Weddings get the rebrand treatment from the chefs. Train lyrics make no sense until they do.Topics of Discussion: bring your own bird, international water weddings, does Pat Monahan keep brains in a jar, five loko sponsorship. Send us fan mail: heywaitshutup@gmail.comTweet us pics of your wedding: @HeyWaitShutUpBuy a Five Loko shirt!Trick Randy Fenoli into listening to us! 

    The Podcast West of the Pecos

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2021 55:46


    The Chefs cook up some fixes for cryptocurrency. Topics of discussion: Judge Roy Bean, french cryptids, kermit conspiracy, Jim Henson Apocalypse.Send us hatemail: heywaitshutup@gmail.comTweet us pics of Jim Henson: @HeyWaitShutUpBuy a Judge Roy Bean shirt!Trick Elon Musk into listening to us! 

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    Bigger Bird

    Play Episode Play 33 sec Highlight Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 56:16


    Professional Chefs John and Travis discuss avian culinary innovations, fix the wild world of Horse Sports, and ponder the curse of "Hey, Wait. Shut Up."Topics of discussion: Poison birds, The Hey, Wait. Shut Up. School for Wayward Horses, Podcurses.Send us hatemail: heywaitshutup@gmail.comTweet us pics of the Spur-Winged Goose: @HeyWaitShutUpBuy a Peebus shirt!Trick Tony Stewart into listening to us! loTz3mRJTA36HOcFSixd

    Peebus is Not a Mermaid

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2021 59:27


    The boys critique some fine art.Topics of discussion: Kim the Bounty Hunter, Peebus, Dolphin Kanye,  National Treasure 3. Send us hatemail: heywaitshutup@gmail.comTweet us pics of Nicholas Cage: @HeyWaitShutUpBuy a Peebus shirt!Trick Kanye into listening to us! 

    The Four Lokos of the Apocalypse

    Play Episode Play 35 sec Highlight Listen Later Apr 6, 2021 69:45


    The boys rebrand whiteboy summer and the results may surprise you.Topics of Discussion: Big Mouth Billy Bass, Four Loko Sommelier, Podcast Attire. Send us hatemail: heywaitshutup@gmail.comTweet us pics of Darius Rucker: @HeyWaitShutUpBuy a Bird shirt!Trick your friends into listening to us! 

    Batman Exposed

    Play Episode Play 30 sec Highlight Listen Later Mar 30, 2021 54:57


    The boys go international and get to the truth about batman.Topics of discussion: 100% Opossum Free, Crustacean Time, The Wayne Knight Extended DC Universe.Send us hatemail: heywaitshutup@gmail.comTweet us pics of artisanal cheese: @HeyWaitShutUpBuy a Vape Lincoln shirt!Trick your friends into listening to us! 

    Horse Propaganda

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2021 60:05


    The boys get to the bottom of big horse.Topics of Discussion: Japanese BathroomsSaddam's StargateFlat Earther Apologies

    Vape Lincoln

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2021 50:18


    The boys build their perfect clones.Topics of Discussion:Vaping CelebritiesThe United Burger KingdomAlec Baldwin beef

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