HOSERS

It's HOSERS, a hockey podcast and we have some BIG NEWS TO SHARE. Thomas, Chris, and Carter are back to talk through another NHL season and this first little episode is all about first impressions and what we make of them. And some other stuff.

The boys are absolutely twisted this episode. Carter, Chris, and Thomas come together to talk about the first few games of the first round, and all their usual nonsense. Note: Chris is on his way to work in this one. Follow us on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

It's the first episode of HOSERS! We are so happy to release this first EVER podcast done under this name and by these three people. It's Chris. It's Carter. It's Thomas. It's a podcast about hockey, kind of. As Chris would say, it's the maiden voyage. Follow the podcast on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

Oh, you didn't hear? We recorded our first episode in months and talk about some hockey but also cookies, fatherhood, and I honestly can't remember. It's Chris, Carter, and Thomas. C'mon now. @takeoffhosers

It's HOSERS, of course there is audio issues. With no editing allowed, you are getting the full raw file of an episode we recorded after the first day of NHL Free Agency. Have fun. Thomas does a stupid Gary Bettman impression and Chris is in his car. Follow the podcast at @takeoffhosers.

With the Stanley Cup Final approaching, Chris, Carter, and Thomas talk about the three teams left in contention. But before that, it's going through memories of being in hardcore bands and albums we've liked recently. You know, it's HOSERS. Follow the podcast at @takeoffhosers.

Oh, we're back and hours before the first puck is dropped in the playoffs. Never say that we are no punctual. Chris, Carter, and Thomas go through with some general feelings, and breakdown the four series in the Western Conference. Plus, Chris tells a horrible joke at the end. Follow us on Twitter; @takeoffhosers

Chris, Carter, and Thomas discuss having sports betting constantly shoved in their faces in Ontario, and what they think about it overall. Plus, it's an Eastern Conference Playoff Preview, as they go round-by-round talking about the series that might not eventually happen. Follow us on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

It's just Chris and Thomas and they try to recap the NHL trade deadline but get distracted. Chris tells a story about breaking his windshield as he sits in Tim Horton's, they talk about coffee, and Thomas has a wifi issue (classic!).

HEY WE'RE BACK! Thomas has Covid, Carter broke his headphones, and Chris is Chris. The boys go through the trade deadline deals that have already been done and predict where some players will go. We love transactions and transaction rumours, don't we folks? It's Episode 100!

we're back! and while we get settled in, up to our usual shit with buying stuff mid-podcast; we talk about running into a former NHL player with a wallet chain, the Minnesota Wild, and some other stuff.

oh damn, another one? it's Chris, Carter, and Thomas, and they're talking about junior hockey jerseys, some NHL stuff, coach firings, and then an audio issue happens.

on the timeline, there are uggos. this one we talk about tweets, damien cox cranking his hog, and what teams have looked good (and bad).

We're talking about Kyle Clifford, working in hockey, and other stuff I guess.

In Episode 95- we play a game called Trick Or Treat. Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 94- we say we're not going to talk about the preseason, but we do. Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 93- we talk about offer sheets, signings, and Jack Eichel. Again. Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 92- we talk about joining SB Nation, and HockeyWilderness.com, Owen Power going back to Michigan, King Henrik retiring, and more! Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 91- Chris, and Thomas are joined by everyones favourite bald draft analyst, Tony Ferrari (@theTonyFerrari). The boys discuss the 2021 NHL Entry Draft, and some of their favourite prospects. Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 90- we talk about a flurry of trades leading into the Seattle Kraken Expansion Draft, and go through our own Mock Draft, too. Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 89- trades, buyouts, retirements, scouting, and season ending injuries. Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 88- we're gonna start listing our topics. Just kidding. Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 87- Chris, and Thomas discuss the NHL Stanley Cup Finals. RIP Matiss Kivlenieks Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 86- we're recapping (most of) the semi-finals of the 2021 NHL Playoffs. Allez Habs Allez! Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 85- we're recapping (most of) the first round of the 2021 NHL Playoffs. We're wrong, again. Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 84- Chris, and Carter give their playoff predictions for the 2021 Stanley Cup Playoffs. Happy Birthday Thomas! Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 83- we're finally on Spotify! The boys talk about Wayne Simmonds VS. the Canucks, *the code*, and end the podcast on some Junior hockey talk. Wear a mask! Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 82- the boys break down the 2021 NHL Trade Deadline. NICK FOLIGNO FOREVER. Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 81- the boys preview the 2021 NHL Trade Deadline. Who's selling, who's buying? RIP EARL SIMMONS. Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 80- the boys are joined by HOSERS BFF Totally Offside (@Totally_Offside). The boys discuss hockey fandom, Alex Ovechkin, and everyones shared love for the Toronto Maple Leafs. RIP Timur Faizutdinov. Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 79- we spent far too much time talking about Rule 9.7, and we're sorry. Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 78- the boys talk about the Toronto Marlboros *purchase*, the Canadiens coaching carousel, Jack Eichel drama, and we talk about some of our favourite records. Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 77- the boys chat about the new hirings in Pittsburgh, Laine’s benching, and do a divisional breakdown. A special shoutout to anyone impacted by Bell Media’s layoffs. We’re with you. Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 76- the boys are skating off the rust. See you next week! We promise. Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 75- we’re wearing our masks. Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 74- Chris, and Thomas give some life updates, and review the Adidas Reverse Retro sweaters. After all, the boys are fashionistas. Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 73- Chris, and Thomas are joined by comedian John Cullen (@cullenthecomic) of Blocked Party, and The P.O.D. Kast. The boys discuss nu-metal, John’s comedy career, and his love for the Toronto Maple Leafs. Check out John’s second album, "Long Stories for No Reason", out October 16th on Comedy Records. Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 72- we’re absolute ROYALTY STATUS. We’re SNIPIN’ DIGITS, RIDIN’ PINE, and LIVIN’ THE LIFESTYLE. So you better fire a MESH MISSLE if you want a ROOF DADDY HATTY. Let’s LFG! Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 71- Chris, and Thomas discuss the Kasperi Kapanen trade, and the potential for more Maple Leafs moves. RIP DALE HAWERCHUK. RIP RILEY GALE. Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 70- Chris, and Thomas are joined by Arun Srinivasan (@arunthings) of Yahoo Sports NHL . The boys discuss the end of the Maples Leafs season, social justice in the NHL, and the origins of T-Dog. Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 69- nice. Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 68.75- Chris, and Thomas discuss the Seattle Kraken, NHL Return To Play, and the John Chayka saga. Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 68.75- Chris, and Thomas discuss the Calder, Selke, and Norris trophy nominations. Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 68.75- Chris, and Thomas discuss growing up playing music, and share valuable life lessons- sort of. Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 68.5- Chris, and Thomas discuss the news around the return to play protocol, and ask the most important question: Which Team Deserves Alexis Lafrenière? Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers Change For A Hundred: www.gofundme.com/f/changeforahundred

In Episode 68- the boys talk about the CHL Import Draft, and the recent NHL Draft Lottery. Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers Change For A Hundred: https://www.gofundme.com/f/changeforahundred

In Episode 67- the boys talk about the NHL's announcement on returning to play, hub cities, play-in games, etc. Carter's impressions are incredible, right? Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 66- the boys are joined by Leafs Twitter superstar, Billy Chilly (@Billy_Chilly). Together, the boys discuss what return to play will look like, and who deserves to be in the NHL Playoffs. Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 65- the boys are joined by Lehigh Valley Phantoms forward, Kurtis Gabriel.  Follow Kurtis on Twitter: @kurtisgabriel Follow Kurtis on Instagram: @kurtisgabriel_ Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 64- the boys talk about the Russian Five movie, and play a cool fantasy hockey game that was totally Thomas' original idea and definitely not stolen from some Soccer Twitter guy. Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers

In Episode 63- the boys are thriving during COVID-19. Follow HOSERS on Twitter: @takeoffhosers