HYPER WAVE

Ellie and I are in bed talking again.

I sit down with Natalie Monroe to ask her some burning questions about wealth, bugs, and WWE.

A nephew of my Uncle Sam, born in the 4th of July.

I am the anti-Tony Robbins

I'm sick or something and can barely remember recording this, so a description is out of the question.

I'm bringing back calling things baller. I'm also bringing back calling people pimp

This one's motivational and kinda funny

I'm very drunk

Don't let people taint the idea of what this country stands for.

This one's a solid 4/10, I talk a lot about my relationship to my mom and other monsters

I go HARD in the paint on this one

Don't even think about it CREST

My last episode was fucked so here's a redo and I talk ALOT about Hitler

It would probably cost $1,000,000,000 to successfully eat human caviar

I'm drunk

I'm going to go live in my car!

It's another sad Boi episode. I talk a lot about how deeply troubling the superficiality of life is.

This one's a banger

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE, IM PERSISTING DESPITE THE EXISTENTIAL ANGUISH *SMILES*

This isn't about my breakup. I talk a lot about being whole people and what it means to know who you are.

Is society's narrative regarding worth, expectations and pride in relationships causing them to fail? How do 50 year marriages work? What's the secret to resolving differences when two people love each other and want to be together?

I'm finally home and it feels good

In the light of a breakup, here's an episode for the broken hearted and how to look at a breakup. It's worth a listen, I promise.

The end of a beautiful, life enriching relationship has me in a pit of despair. Let's talk about it.

First episode in a while guys, and it's just me talking about purpose and god while I'm drunk. YIKERS

This is for Robert Englund RIP

Read the title nerd

If you don't wanna work find a redneck who will

I talk about food for a while and then maybe say something interesting.

HyperWave goes Jewish. Now gimme your foreskins.

This podcast is in an identity crisis

I'm gonna be the PEZ guy instead of the tootsie roll guy

I talk briefly about how uncomfortable it makes me that everyone is just fine with working until they die.

Listen at your own peril.

This is a really humdinger

Root toot toot. All in good fun, jolly ho govna.

ASMR for that a$$. We talk Son of Sam and Kidz Bop

I talk shit about movies and drop a sweet treat down to your ear holes regarding my first theatrical endeavor.

This is mostly an episode about things I hate and people that suck. It's a fun one, so buckle up and watch the road.

Sloane joins me for another rapid fire Q and A about elephants and giraffe meat. We talk about Diet Coke too. It's a hoot and a holler.!

Been a while since I recorded for my little Baltismores. This is a good mashup of random things. I school you for a while on Coca Cola 2, which is a real thing.

A little segment for my die hard day one fans that tat my name on their cocks.

Please, please excuse the sound quality. Decent stuff in this one. It just sounds bad. SORRY, you fickle bastards.

I'm all over the goddamn place with this one. I'm hammered at 2am.

Woke up feeling GREAT. Ranting like I'm driving down a Cocaine Parkway.

HAPPY NEW YEARS my Baltis'mores! This is an episode dedicated to hyping you up for the new year. LETS FUCKING GO

In this episode of HYPERWAVE I sit inside a fish bowl with the lovely Sloane to play an innocent game of Would You Rather. We talk Communism, Rocky Balboa, Jackie Chan, and Ferarris. It's a real slappin' banger of an episode guys. There's probably a lot more that we covered, but I've been drunk for a couple hours now and I don't entirely remember the episode if I am being honest.

XMAS EVE SPECIAL

Made this on the spot cuz I feel great. A bunch of totally ignorant trash. Horrible production value. Probs will delete

This one is ALL over the place guys. #FREEBRITNEY. A true variety episode with a ton of standup ideas and true stories. A bop, if you will.

In this episode I talk about how to be funny and why you should give up on your dreams. Then I dabble in To Catch a Predator and how the government is corrupting our sweet babies.