The podcast that's a party! Two scumbags in Chicago try to make sense of the world wide web. E-mail us if you want to sponsor the pod or just tell us we stink at inernetparty@gmail.com and no, that address is not a typo.
Brad and John begin the episode by announcing some big news - Washed Media and Internet Party are joining forces. From there, it's general fuckery, Paul Pierce going on IG live with some strippers, Teddy Santis becoming creative director for New Balance, what we're listening to, and a preview of the horniest summer of our lives.
The boys are back to discuss all things Wingstop (including what they think the hiring process is like to become a social media manager for the company), Addison Rae, Lil Nas X's new shoe, Suez Canal memes, general fuckery, and a new installment of "Is It Problematic?"
The boys went long today discussing Megan thee Stallion, Dua Lipa, and Harry Style's fits, plus an unexplained adidas samba resurgence, meme of the week, st. pats in Chicago last weekend, and who they would rather go one minute with: Kylie Jenner or Mike Tyson?
Eric Oliver is the co-founder of Worth Network, an app that incentivizes customers to promote themselves using food from restaurants. We talk with him about his company, the Lola Bunny news, NFT's, Papa John's, Burger King tweets, and Coming2America.
We begin today's show discussing the scandal that has captivated Americans for days: the great Nike SNKRS app scandal. With a week off there was a lot to talk about. Just to name a few: the hand sanitizer cam at NBA games, a space hotel, meme of the week, and Bobby Schmurda. Strap in.
The boys brave a winter storm to record a slapper fueled by red wine and overconfidence. The oft forgotten IG lurk feature, Rush Limbaugh, certified loverboy, and work bathroom situations are all discussed in great detail, with general fuckery that you've come to love sprinkled throughout. Let's ride.
Three pods in three weeks. Your mcm's favorite podcast could never put up these kind of numbers. The boys are back talking superbowl, a child getting a beard glued on him at the barbershop, hype/drop culture infiltrating every facet of our lives, TMZ headlines, and so much more. Tap in.
Two episodes in two weeks? Is this a functioning podcast again? Tough to say. It's an episode chock full of topics so strap in, folks. Thanks for riding with us. Welcome back.
The boys return to talk about Larry King, the Bernie meme, sex on the new Harry Potter show coming to HBO Max, George Washington Carver, Jordyn Woods' iteration of the buss it challenge, and obviously the Gamestop v.s. Reddit stonks battle. Saddle up, partner.
The premiere of season 3. The boys discuss Tik Tok's, dude's being down extremely bad, and soybean futures. Brad takes back a promise he made to John last week about participating in the buss down challenge plus so much more. Welcome back, everyone.
A whole mess of music got released over the past week so the boys got into a discussion over whether or not they feel bad for artists who aren't able to tour or sell merch in-person. James Harden has gotten extremely thick over the summer, plus the Taliban are trying to get into the sneaker game. We've also got a coverage of an emerging story involving a fan favorite inking an endorsement deal with the DoD plus some general fuckery along the way.
A new Yeezy just dropped that is going to have hypebeasts worldwide creaming in their Stone Island sweatpants, plus Mario Lopez stars in a sensual Colonel Sanders Christmas themed biopic. The boys also discuss a very special meme of the week, answer some listener questions, and obviously get into some general fuckery.
An episode for the ages. The boys get into a convoluted discussion about Scotty Pippen Jr., his mom Larsa, and a guy named Malik Beasley who is apparently worth 60 million dollars to the Minnesota Timberwolves. Skincare, Spotify wrapped, and Christmas bangers of the week are all included, as is a self-inflicted segment of "Is it problematic?" starring John himself. Tap in.
The boys get together to record a special Thanksgiving episode with an update from Popeye's Corporate. Jeezy vs Gucci, Daylight Savings Time, and Kohl's are just a few of the topics covered in this one, and butter is discussed in intimate detail for a segment that listeners across the globe are sure to go crazy over. Strap in and enjoy the holiday.
The boys return after two weeks off to talk about a massive SoulCycle scandal and their plans for Thanksgiving. They also gab about the PS5 rollout, riff about anime, and bring back a Christmastime segment that longtime listeners are sure to enjoy. Programming note: due to technical difficulties with our recording equipment the episode ends abruptly and not as intended. Our apologies.
There's a new app called "Clubhouse" that has become extremely polarizing and Brad is asking all of you for one thing this coming Halloween. The boys also discuss an emoji taking the world by storm and briefly talk spooky Crank Corner. Please remember we're off next week for the election. Thank you.
Overbearing parents all over the country are dressing their kids up like the cast from Schitt's Creek while they know damn well the only thing little Bobby wants to be is Captain America. We've got a packed episode with little meme of the week, a normal straight guy that loves Porsche's, Cam'ron's cartwheel fetish, and of course the Jeffrey Toobin Zoom incident.
The story of the past week or so has been snowflake emoji's and ramen bowls, and while the squadron does touch on those two things in some detail, the episode's main plot point revolves around a new addition to the podcast that is going to change the listener experience forever. Also included is a mini review of a beloved Chicago neighborhood, a listener question, and of course the crank corner. Strap in for an event like no other.
Back again for a few segments of "is it problematic?" Also you won't believe this but there's another McDonalds collaboration coming your way with a rapper. It's lit! New releases from Rhude, Aime Leon Dore, and BAPE are discussed, and Brad and John get into whether or not they could join the OnlyFans wave. Subscribe, rate, and review and always remember....if it's any day of the week it has to be Internet Party.
The boys get back to basics with a 1 on 1 pod this week. It's cozy/spooky/cuffing season and they dive deep into all three while also discussing a certain brands recent collab with coffee. Salt Bae has been dominating headlines this week for a twerking video, and a second, alternate angled recording sheds more light onto the situation. These topics, plus general fuckery, all on todays 'sode. Let's ride.
Brad and John return to the virtual studio after a tumultuous summer and are joined by self-proclaimed podcast guy and lawyer David Ruff. Ruff is one-third of the uber successful podcast "Circling Back" which is run under the Washed Media umbrella. The boys talk Dallas sports, cowboy boots, colonoscopies, and bring back a few patented bits. Strap in. The boys are back.
We're finally back. Sorry for all of the delays. We've got a big one this week. Nelly and Luda squared off in an IG battle for the ages and Brad is absolutely hating a new update to IG. Robert Pattinson might be the least prepared Batman of all time, and we had to touch on the new Future that is encouraging toxic behavior from men all over the world.
Alright so we went off the beaten path with this one. We're sorry for releasing on Friday again but at this point who gives a frick? We've got monkeys kidnapping toddlers, Batman versus all of Marvel, a little anime talk, plus people pissing themselves for clout and of course Brad taking an L on some merch. Pants off, volume up. Let's go.
If you got invited to a party right now would you go? Because someone in Chicago just got caught throwing a 1,000 person bomber and people are less than pleased. Brad gives us some new music recs, we run through a few listener voicemails and debate whether or not Kim Yo Jong is hot. Buckle up.
Our first pod since our hiatus began back in late February. We've got a lot to cover including but not limited to what happened surrounding our break, the new Jordan documentary, pandemic clothing, and a whole mess of general fuckery. Sit down and strap in. Internet Party is back.
The boys get together on a beautiful Sunday afternoon to discuss the boxing match, edging before a big fight, mcdonald's candles, and a very special edition of "is it problematic?" They also adopt Love Is Blind, the popular Netflix show, as part of their own, and attempt to start some artificial beef with a certain podcast who may already review a more popular and successful version of LIB. Strap in.
This was a big weekend in terms of branded events here in Chicago. The basketball was also good, but we spent a large chunk of the episode breaking down all of the stuff happening around the city. Bloomberg memes were also touched on, and a 35 year old man posted on Reddit about being stuck in work purgatory. It's a Monday, and sometimes that means it's got to be Internet Party. Let's ride.
Better late than never, I suppose. Broom challenges, a drunk man in Ohio calling the cops 20 times to get his lost hoodie back, and a little more info on our merch drop which is happening this week. The boys also dive into a little political discussion, select a meme of the week, and get to a few listener voicemails. Let's ride.
A jam packed Superbowl Sunday episode is live. The boys share their thoughts on Kobe and the official shoe of Internet Party - the Kobe 2. A listener calls in all the way from Australia to get our thoughts on a very interesting fuck, marry, kill, and a new phrase is developed out of thin air to describe the act of fellatio. Strap in and turn the volume up. Let's ride.
A man only known to the general public as "WomenLover007" is the big story coming out of this weekend's show. We delve into his Twitter bio, discuss the hottest TikTok trend in the country right now, and get into the controversial Comme des Garcons runway show. Strap in, and Rest In Peace, Kobe.
A special edition MLK episode with the boys. We're announcing something special that will be dropping in the next few weeks and discuss the Adidas pro model basketball shoe which was popular in the early aughts. We also discovered Jergens ash relief lotion on sale on the internet and got into some extremely general fuckery. If it's any day of the week...
The City of Chicago has a rat problem. To combat the radioactive beasts, they brought in coyotes under the cover of darkness. It has backfired in ways they could not have imagined, with coyotes attacking innocent bystanders and people fearing for their lives. We get into jacking off (obviously), whether or not we could take said coyotes, and discuss one of the worst pregame NBA outfits we've ever seen. Strap in - it's season two and we're ready to ball.
Season two begins now, with some really classic back and forth regarding big ten basketball, blondism, and so much more. We're glad to be back in 2020 and we appreciate the support. Big things coming this year from Internet Party.
This may be our last episode of the year and there's just a whole lot of fuckery going on in this one. We tried staying on topic but we fall off course in true Internet Party fashion. Please subscribe and give the gift of Internet Party to a friend this holiday season.
What's up youtubers? It's Christmastime in the city and we're having fun. The boys decide that it might be to time to put a stop to any talk surrounding Kanye West, plus another installment of Christmas banger of the week. There's also a topic that may or not be problematic but you'll have to listen to the episode to find out what that might be.
Dior Jordan's are the talk of the town right now, and the boys discuss them in graphic detail. We've got a new segment called "Christmas Banger of the Week" and there's no shortage of fuckery in the episode. We apologize for the delay. We're still a little hungover from Thanksgiving. Enjoy.
Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, mac and cheese (?), and pumpkin pie. It's all there for the taking this week, and whether you're going back to your parents house or staying in your respective town/city, you'll need a guide to get you through the coming days. There's awkward conversations to be had and old flames to rekindle. Maybe you want to have a little "fun" with the turkey before it goes in the oven. John is here to tell you how to do that. And that announcement you've been waiting for? It's here. Strap in. Enjoy your commute back to your hometown. Happy Thanksgiving.
Harry Styles came through SNL in some outfits that only he could pull off, and we discuss a disturbing video clip from an episode of "Hey Arnold."We've also got meme of the week, a new contender for juiciest ass in the stratosphere, and a conversation about Da Baby.
Back like we never even left. We've got Drake at Camp Flog Gnaw getting booed and John and Brad obviously have differing opinions. A cat doing time busts out of general population to free his friends and gets sent to solitary, plus a google docs revelation and the new bionicle crocs from Kanye. Strap in.
Once again the internet has become utterly obsessed with chicken sandwiches. Both hosts of this show sat down on Sunday after enjoying the holy grail that is the Popeyes chicken sandwich and recorded this episode. They sat down and got into a fairly heated argument over what normcore is exactly and Brad gets extremely horny on Main. If it's two days late it's gotta be internet party. Enjoi.
This episode was released late because of what happened on Saturday night. We even recorded this one earlier than we usually do. Happy Halloween. Tell your friends about us.
We've got a voicemail extravaganza for you this week and an argument about whether or not listening to music while you have sex is a good thing to do. A longer than usual episode that is definitely worth your time. It's Monday and we're having fun.
You know we talk that fit talk. Pharrell's clothes in GQ are discussed in GQ and we get into why this episode was so late this week. Shia in Givenchy is also touched upon plus we've got meme of the week, Lebron in China for dummies and a new Crank Corner.
You know that sweet spot you can sometimes find yourself in the morning after a night out? You're hungover but have a serious case of the giggles? That is this episode in a nutshell. We've got a lot to talk about - mainly the fact that Glenlivet is trying to get that Gen Z market locked down by putting scotch in tide pod form. Zion's new Jordan shoe is out and it's trash, plus Will Smith released a Bel-Air clothing line and some cat nutted five times in one evening. Incredible. Strap in and let's party.
On the precipice of October and Halloween, the boys talk about a story from The Cut titled "The Watcher." It's creepy as hell and not recommended reading before bedtime. Kanye West was supposed to release an album this weekend but didn't get around to it and Tom Holland signed on for another Spiderman movie after originally getting nixed from the MCU. We also discuss the Off White rebranding and dive into a voicemail regarding Burger King at the airport.
Go ahead. We know it's late. At this point you can't be surprised. But hear us out for a moment - the reason the epi's are always late is because we're cooking up tasty pods and flavor takes time. Plus we go back to a simpler time when ebaumsworld ruled the internet. Everyone loves ebaumsworld. In 33 we also cover Jonah Hill being rumored to play the penguin in an upcoming batman movie, we revisit a controversial topic, and strip battleship is the hottest game that you never thought to play. Sorry we're a day late with this one. Enjoy it and see you at some point next week.
After a week long hiatus that feels more like a few months, we're back with our first ever guest, Dave Brown. He's the CEO of Shine Papers and he was nice enough to spend and hour with us and talk about entrepreneurship, the birth of 24K Gold rolling papers, all things Kanye, and a whole mess of other stuff. We had a lot of fun with this one. Sit down and enjoy because if it's a day of the week....it HAS to be Internet Party.
Listen - we're two days late. But absence makes the heart grow fonder right? Or is it distance? In any case, it was a long weekend and there was stuff going on (i.e. drinking on patios and sleeping late). But that doesn't mean this episode is a waste of your time or isn't good. We've got meme of the week, crank corner, sasha obama, and a voicemail that is sure to get people riled up. Call 312-508-3694 and leave us a voicemail. Most weeks we put the best voicemails we get on the pod. Tell your friends about us and enjoy the show today. Sorry it's late.
John prepares himself for his first day of work in five months and Brad recaps a birthday dinner with a waitress who wasn't willing to split the bill for him. We've also got an update from Popeyes Corporate (still no chicken sandwiches available) and the pod gets heated during a debate about Michigan and Michigan State football. We finish the episode with some crank corner and a voicemail about a guy who we're not positive is real.
The Blue Angels were flying over the city this past weekend and the boys absolutely loved it. A place called the Chicago Playpen is discussed and how girls get invited onto those boats each weekend in the summer. We also dive into meme of the week which we haven't done in a while and discuss incels/why Simon Cowell looks like a lizard now. There's a bunch of stuff going on in the episode - sorry it's late again. The funny thing is we actually did record this on Sunday. Brad was just too busy having sex to edit and upload it to our shared drive so here we are. Enjoy it, baby.
Brad had a late train getting back into Chicago on Sunday night so apologies for being a day late and a dollar short. This was still a solid episode though and we swear there are some new developments with the podcast coming by next month. All marshmallow lucky charms are discussed, as well as Wendy's spicy nuggets, a WNBA brawl, and that one time on Twitter when a guy had relations with a McChicken. Strap in and tell your friends. We're live on a Tuesday.