JabberJaw

This week Smith discusses the reason he got kicked off of an island in Indiana with Dawson and Tyson. Then Tyson starts to flood their inboxes with naked pics of Betty White and Rue McClanahan. They also discuss the Zuck losing a few bucks, fun words like "scuttlebutt," and more! Stay tuned for a pretty epic takedown of the band 311 at the end. Needless to say, Tyson is not a fan for various reasons. Let him know if you agree or not and thanks for staying a while!

Why is it you may ask? Because the gang tried to get this show on the road 3 times before it actually took flight, but it's here and ready to fill the void left from last week. This week Dawson is excited about Fantasy Football, Tyson is all about erecting a statue of himself when he kicks the bucket and Smith is leaving society to live on an island for a few days. There's some other stuff, but that's the gist. Bon appetit, loyal listeners! 

Dawson may have come out of a 3-week show hiatus messing up Smith and Tyson's names, but it's fine! The show must go on and that it did. The gang gets to talking about colds, vacations, seeing concerts again and much, much more. Join them (finally) for a little Sunday banter, won't you?

This week the gang pays tribute to the temple of fried chicken that is about to be turned into a Dollar Store. A Gofundme is in the works, but in the meantime, enjoy listening to their banter about MTV going down the crapper and Hays being a hot spot for musical talent in the 80's. Thanks for swinging by and staying a while.

This week Dawson is celebrating the 3rd birthday of her cat Leoben (aka Lebanon as Tyson still refers to him as) while Smith and Tyson dive into the reinstatement of our lord and savior, Trump. The gang also discusses trips to retail land in the pandemic, PIG, truffles and more! Grab a My Pillow and stay a while. 

This week Smith and Dawson lose Tyson to the dark depths of the internet because of his searches for haunted doll listings on eBay. Before that mishap, it's a great conversation about moving to Canada or Mexico, Greece fires, saying goodbye to Andrew Cuomo, covid carnies and more! Pull up a chair, but not eBay and enjoy! 

This week the threesome starts things off by talking about lovely topics like the maintenance of plants. Then the conversation soon devolves into talks about everything from western KS serial killers to haunted items and more! It's rated RR for Really Random. Drink some holy water and have a listen! 

This week Tyson and Dawson officially welcomed Smith to the podshow as their regular cohost! Along with a parade held in Indianapolis earlier today, the team dazzled him with ceremonial buffoonery and Tex-Mex conversation. The threesome also announced two new segments so tune in to find out what the hell those are about!

Dawson and Tyson dig into their Memorial Day weekend activities along with a conversation about names. There's a buttload of plugs and fun with puns. Pull up a chair and stay a while!

Dawson and Tyson missed you, did you miss them? Well, the wait is over and the shenanigans are back. There's a slight delay happening, but Zencastr has been notified. Aside from that the duo is tackling subjects like bras, tiny humans, bidets and Airbnb's amongst other things. Plugs galore! Get on it.

This week the podcast show got vaccinated (mostly). In true fashion, Dawson is a little late to the fully vaccinated party. Thanks Pfizer and Moderna. (Feel free to sponsor us!) There's also some delightful conversation about food and Diet Pepsi coupons. Pull up a chair and stay a while!

Dawson and Tyson celebrate Easter by not really talking about it all! They do chat about hot chicken, dodge chargers, luxury vehicles and the birth of their new side show called "Tales from The Call Center." Bon Appetit!

After taking a break for a few weeks Dawson and Tyson are back to give the people what they've been craving; total randomness. Highlights include spending time with tiny dinosaurs and Tyson's kickstarter addiction. Pasar bien!

Dawson's laptop dances her last podcast dance before Tyson throws in the towel. No last dance could be complete without a slight audio delay in post production that makes it sound like they're constantly talking over each other, but they're keeping it! The show must go on or so they say. Thanks for putting up with it! The next show will be spotless. Maybe.

Not really, but Dawson and Tyson talk about who actually won and that dumbass convention in Florida. Tyson also brings up a fun game that almost makes Dawson puke. It's a blast for your ears! Step into it.

This week Smith joins Dawson and Tyson to discuss the disaster in Texas, the second impeachment trial of Trumpleorangeskin, and tons of hot goss. It's been a rough week and the gang hopes they can make you laugh at least once. Hang in there kids!

It's almost Super Bowl Sunday so the kids talk about puppies, food, and the team that will (hopefully) beat Thomass Brady. Jesus Jones this episode is unbelievable.

This week Tyson reveals his disdain for useless knowledge and Dawson laughs at it. The kids also chat about dogs, new cars, Marvel movies and other stuff! Put on some headphones and get after it.

The kids are back despite the efforts of Dawson's Google Chrome and 2011 Macbook Pro trying to destroy this week's show. Dawson's audio also sounds like it's in a tunnel, but Tyson does a good job of getting them through the initial challenges. God bless America and God bless Tyson.

Smith is back to join Tyson and Dawson in talking about the Cuckoo Coup in DC as well as our highly anticipated Nic Cage Challenge! This week's episode may be the longest podcast ever made so the team suggests taking breaks to stretch and drink water. The first person to finish the show and email us at thejabberjawshow@gmail.com will get a prize! (Seriously. You will get something.) Stay safe listeners and God Bless Nic Cage.

Dawson and Tyson slide whistle their way right into 2021! Join them as they discuss their resolutions, fears of getting back to the work grind and much, much more. It's been a minute and the team is happy to be back after the holiday hiatus.

Dawson discovers that our very own Tyson is an actor and has an IMDb page. Chicken sandwiches, Christmas parties, and duck anatomy are also discussed. Listen while it's hot!

This week on Episode 8, Team BFF is back and wearing pants while recording a show on the internet. (Except Glassman, probably.) Topics include covid updates, TV theme songs, McDonald's, and much more. Give it a listen and throw us some stars!

This week on episode 7, Smith is back to join Dawson and Tyson in reminiscing on their weeks off during another holiday in these pandemic times. It's a low energy start with an explosive Nic Cage finish! There's also call to action at the end so please listen and respond when you can.

On episode 6, Dawson and Tyson unpack A LOT. Topics include Batman, Scooby-Doo, chair assembly, Björk's birthday, Orlando Trophy Wife, early Christmas-ing, Hallmark Movies, and much more! We're off the rails and don't have to work this week. WA-HOO! Wear a mask and stay home this year. (We'll post some turkey sandwich recipes you can make and episodes of Fox News to watch to make it feel like going home.)

This week on Episode 5, Dawson and Tyson talk about their talking pets, the importance of having a good therapist, and Trump's terrible golf game. It's another long one, but we don't care! Listen and enjoy.

This week on Episode 4, Dawson and Tyson are joined by the other half of Team BFF (Matthew David Smith and Sarah Lynn Glassman) to reminisce on the exhausting week that was.

In our 3rd episode we get all up in Halloween's business. It's spooky, it's scary and that's just the political commentary.

In the second half of episode 2, Dawson regains control of the audio and Tyson finishes his thoughts on wealth goals. The jaws also jabber about Suspiria (old and new). Get comfortable because this is a long one!

In this first half of episode 2, Dawson and Tyson breakdown the new Borat movie and then Dawson's audio craps out.

Dawson and Tyson stumble through their first show. Complete with audio fails, lively commentary, and more!