JV Squadcast

For the season 3 finale, the gang's all here! Casey and Joe are joined by Lisa Kleinman, Allie Imburgio (nee Lombardi), Jenny Pecora, & Vert to talk about ketchup Pepsi, your dog's legal last name, female circumcision, Mother Queen, a giant NSYNC pencil, making the bed, constant porn texts, and The Patron Saint Of Strategic Rocket Forces Of The Russian Federation. It's mish mosh. It's pish posh. It's poppycock.

Got another classic for you as Casey and Joe mismanage their schedule again.   FROM THE ARCHIVES: In this very special non-linear/non-listenable episode the squad deals with technical difficulties by splitting time itself, just like an episode of Star Trek. Casey and Joe talk Utah, share some new tunes, and discuss Casey's recent withdrawal.  

This week with Casey in the Bahamas, returning guest and close friend of the show Jenny Pecora joins Joe to talk about wiping habits, tampon allowance, and experimenting with drugs on your deathbed. Joe breaks down the Five Boro Bike Tour, while Jenny tries to figure out how women can even ride bikes. To be clear, Joe hasn't tried black tar heroin, yet. It's fine.  

Stop the presses! This week the JV discuss disposing of a dead body, frothing problems, sassy pants, and brain shrinkage. Casey wants to ruin the planet to fix the tick and rat problem, while Joe makes a deal with the devil. Also, friend of the show Chris Vert “calls in” and continues to fail the podcast. The password is: ass munch. 

It's pear season, bitches  

The boys are back and airing grievances. This week Casey plots his revenge, which is either rude or respectful, while Joe wants to know the nautical laws for romancing on a boat. Also, is this the only podcast where people change their babies diapers on it? Probably.  

Things been mad busy in the JV Squadverse this week, so we're going to play an episode from the archives that we randomly picked.  We will return!  

Warning: The following podcast contains a pointless discussion of two (not quite) best friends who argue over who's going to face their demise first and win the prize of delivering the funeral's sole eulogy. 

This week Casey Jost (Billy On The Street) and Joe Imburgio (Monsignor Farrell High School's Fiorello!) discuss their trip to the Minty Awards and finally become one step closer to a MEGOT. Also, the boys talk about poop (duh), smooth brain idiots, and the breast milk queen. And special guest/friend/actress Janine Harouni (The Batman) stops by and reveals her true feelings about Joe's smart pants. 

This week @caseyjost, who wants a Dutch mudslide (not sexual) & @si_sadboy, uhh wait…@yes_badboy…no, @si_badboy, who believes it would be nice to be assassinated (that can't be true), try to figure out who is the plump one and who is the svelte one (you'll never guess).  Now picture a door. Cut that door in half. That's a French door, right? (it's not).  

For the home audio listeners this week the boys are joined by Chris Vert, while cleaning his bathroom, and Jenny Pecora, who's defending her honor from Joe, and the gang discuss Casey letting himself go and having two beers, Dame Joe Imburgio being taken by the dark web, and the price you pay when Casey gets recognized by the UPS guy. But seriously, what do you think of Joe's stupid glasses?

Chicken = immunity. No TikTok, no drugs. New nose love. Give head vs. got head. Loser laps & stalker parents. Forrest Gump + Gen X. Booping. Real teens, real penis. Wax in the ear, acne on the lips. Safe sex < no sex. This will all make sense in the end.

The JV is joined by upperclassman Brian Quinn to answer the question we're all thinking, is the guy reading a book in a bar a dick? Also, Casey talks shit about having a kid while Joe wants 20 of them. And finally, don't try. Featuring a special appearance by Chris Vert.

This week the boys are joined by fellow friend & musician Jonah Maurer and reach back in the catalog to break down their early recordings and discuss why the fire keeps burning inside, how we are not our cars, and, of course, fingering someone. After listening to some of each other's most embarrassing early work, everyone involved would prefer you did not listen to this episode.

This week the boys talk about life's true struggles, like switching from Android to iPhone, balancing work, getting shit on, and the mid-30's pants crisis. But on the plus side, Casey finally notices Joe's true beauty.

And just like that…the band is back together! Special guest Jenny Pecora finally returns to the pod! The trio debate the topics of milk, farting in front of your significant other, pre-puke vs. post-puke, and the human condition. 3...2...1...Blast off!

Big announcement: Casey got a baby, Joe's getting an iPhone (much to his chagrin). Also, the boys discuss the perks of scamboning fatherhood, the dilemma of getting a haircut, and the real plague in the world, Psorasis-19. 

It's Inducing Eve! And it's the last podcast before Casey is a dad. Single woman, soon to be double woman, Lisa Kleinman joins the guys to ask the important questions: Should Joe be the side piece parent? Is recycling the biggest scam? Is House of Gucci an actual house? Did we save any room for dessert? COLOSTRUM LA VISTA, BABY. 

The guys discuss what's appropriate to do in the buff, their many roles for the upcoming Jody Sellers (call PP0-G1J-WUGU) wedding, and ask the age-old question about female dogs. This is maybe the filthiest podcast they've ever done. Get bent.

Brooks Allison returns! This week the boys discuss Joe's and Brooks' night on the town being wowed by German entertainment, while Casey stays at home being the Chief Hydration Officer. 

Joe and Casey interview Mark Kronstein - @markkronstein - for the prestigious position of Producer and Editor of the JV Squadcast. Can Mark survive the brutal gauntlet of questions the boys subject him to, even though they pretty much promised him the job as soon as he asked for it? Listen and find out for yourself.  

Casey begins nesting and tinkering in preparation for his little one while Joe absorbs culture. Be prepared to look up the drawings of Rob Liefeld.

Casey has some very exciting news to share with everyone - he started going to the gym! Also Lisa's pregnant.

Joe loses his wedding ring while on vacation - but gains a new friend.

The bois talk about Joe's nuptials and Broadway's STOMP! 

Joe just had his bachelor party - the bois give the inside scoop.

The cocky boys are back! Joe and Casey enjoy mid-day coffee cocktails and an Italian environmental terrorist tries to get buy a unit in Casey's building.

Joe gets his eyebrows threaded and buys his cousin's kid a special gift. Casey gets his luggage fixed and discusses an angry parent from his coaching days. 

Allie joins the boys to talk about upcoming nuptials, Joe's eyebrow's getting threaded, how it's impossible to herb out Casey's mom, and Joe's wisdom teeth.

The JV Squadcast returns after a brief nearly yearlong hiatus with the midseason premiere of new episodes. 

JV Squad teams up with the Tall Tales Podcast for this bonus ep. Check out Tall Tales Pod, hosted by our pal the one and only Jody Sellers!

Casey poops when he means to pee