Lance & Tom Show

Fuck it y'all we're back. Truly sorry for the extended hiatus. We address why we've been gone for so long in this hour long conglomeration of fuckery. A special bit made a comeback and we're trying to find tom a wife. Big ups for chillin

Jesus Christ almighty. This one is a doozy. We started off with review time and basically spend the entire first half doing that. The second half consists of blunders around the household A.K.A. us breaking shit. Lance breaks out power tools live on the air and you really don't wanna miss this one. Cheers

wtf is up. Lance is back, Tom is excited, and Lane is here. Episode 60 is a doozy. Both Lane and Lance have black eyes. We address that right away. We also do a Lance & Tom Show Billboard top 15 so obviously we overachieved in this one. Thanks for being here, send it.

We're back! Jk, Tom is back with Griffen and Lane. We explain why Lance isn't here and it's a pretty solid reason. Join us for a mental vacation of general nonsense and tomfoolery though, we got you.

Okay...this one is ridiculous. Lance doesn't make and appearance at all. We start off with 3 guys, Lane, Griffen, and Tom, and we move on in a spectacular fashion by bringing in Wade and Jordan. Big stories, lots of yelling, primetime comedy at its peak. The second half consists of mainly Lane and Tom and the fellas locked that shit in considerably as well. Thanks for being here, y'all are dope af.

Yo wtf is up. We fired back with some random shenanigans for a hot minute here. Lance's brother Liam came in hot with a lot of random conversation for all of y'alls ears. We took a break and came back with review time and a new billboard top 10. Thanks for comin, y'all are lit.

Wtf is up. The entire first half is just a random ass conversation between your boys and we think you'll enjoy that. Lance tells the midget hair lip joke that he teased last week. The second half is absolute fire, "Review Time" featured chicken breast stuffed with spinach and ricotta and y'all need to find out how heavily we fucked with that. We finished this episode by telling the story of how we both probably should've died in Lincoln last year. Thanks so much, bye now.

HERE WE GO. Area 51 is being discussed by everybody so we had to put our 2 cents in. It's electric. We moved on to some general banter that lead up to a tantalizing conversation about our most ridiculous drunk snack experiences. We then share our current top 10 favorite songs with y'all and call it a week. Thanks for comin, guy be a dude fella.

What it do baaaabbyy? We're back and rockin. First up, Review Time, second up, the return of the fan favorite "Kevin Bacon Update". Some general banter takes us into the break and we come firing back with some sports talk. Shoutout Nate Lashley. We moved it into another installment of our current top 10 songs and then Lance takes us home with a joke. Thanks so much for checking us out, have a safe 4th!

My only friend upon this Earth, is my old pal Jim Beam.

53! We both did a weekend recap since we didn't see each other very much and our weekend apart was down right goofy. The stories are interesting. We also did a "Lance & Tom Billboard Top 10" and then carried the conversation into trying to figure out why Poland fucks with the podcast so heavily. Thanks for stopping by, theres a special treat at the end...

This is what happens when we have more free time than anticipated. Listen to our podcast or just listen to this song. Or dont. Either way you're a nice person.

Tom here, wtf is up. Lance and I didnt see each other for 8 days and we both about lost our ways. The reunion is electric, and we're happy yall are here. The first half is generally all fucking around and then we come back in the second half with a fresh "Billboard Top 10". Tell your friends, we want to make money

We are back and in a new studio! We discuss the new digs for awhile, and basically just do our usual shit for the first half. To start off the second half, we did a death match draft where we each picked 3 dudes that we would want to have battle until their hearts stop beating. It's an enjoyable time, and we're happy you're here.

MILESTONE EPISODE. We celebrated in an incredible fashion, by eating an ice cream cake on the air, and then having the cake be the featured product of this week's installment of "Review Time". We then covered a few random ass topics, and then moved on into a special double feature of the "Lance & Tom Show Billboard Top 10". It's an electric episode, and we're happy y'all are a part of it. Cheers.

Alright, idk what to even say about this bitch. There's a lot of singing and some really shitty impressions in the mix. We did another installment of the Lance & Tom Show Billboard Top 10, talked about random shit, did "Review Time", and the impressions come after that. Cheers dawgs have a nice time

Jam packed would be an understatement. Basic banter happens for awhile, we talked about how Lance lived in our buddy's garage, then we moved on to "Review Time" about 25:00 in. Transition that into more banter and another installment of "The Lance & Tom Show Billboard Top 10". Way at the very end we announced the winner of the first ever autographed beer box. Congrats Derrick Dierman!

In a recent episode, we discussed how we could make a country song in 15 minutes and here it is. This song goes into detail about Lance & Tom's recent trip to Nashville. Thanks for listening

Lmao sup y'all. We started this episode with "Review Time" and then got interrupted by a random dude walking into the house that i hadn't seen for a long time. His name's Josh and he really wanted to have us look at his truck so naturally we took a break and looked at his truck. After that short break, we brought back the Lance & Tom Show Billboard Hot 10, and we know you'll all agree with our picks. We closed the show out with a story from a festival we went to 5 years ago that featured and AC/DC cover band. Thanks for listening, you da best.

Episode 46 is a banger! We come hot out the gate with some good ole fashioned "Review Time", then we segue into some random bullshit. After the break, we hammered "5 Minute Sports" and then ended the rest of the cast with some fun stories and some more witty banter. Thank you so much for joining us, it's appreciated. (SpatulaWorld.com/LanceAndTomShow)

Boomtown! We came out hot off the stove with another installment of "Review Time". Then, we funneled into a lot of Tiger Woods talk, which was well deserved. Moving on, we took a little break, hammered fan favorite, "5 Minute Sports", then we closed out with a little outer space talk and some general witty banter. Thank you so much for joining us, we appreciate it immensely. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@LanceAndTomShow)

This episode is a doozy. We spent a long time talking about viral hit, "Old Town Road", and that led us into making the "Lance & Tom Show Billboard Top 10". We also reviewed two recent restaurants that we visited which had very mixed reviews. Moving on from that, "5 Minute Sports" went into bonus time which we think is a nice treat. Thank you so much for joining us. Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @LanceAndTomShow

43! Happy to be here with another installment of The Lance & Tom Show. We started this one off with Review Time, which led to a bizarre story from Lance about his experience in a YMCA locker room in Chicago. "5 Minute Sports" is in the second half, per usual, and all in all we think it's an enjoyable episode. Thanks for listening, his us up on Instagram and Twitter (@LanceAndTomShow) if you dig it!

The first half of this one is pretty standard. We did Review Time and had our usual witty banter session. Our buddy Mitch took Lance's spot for the second half and talked sports for a long time. It's a doozy. Thanks for listening

41! Let's go! Here we are folks. In our primes, and in our faults. We're here for another one. The usual staples come along. Review time, Sports Talk, This date in history. Let's have a week. We love you

We've made a lot of songs, this is the first one that we are uploading completely on it's own. We're uploading this one because we believe it's our best work vocally and comically. Is comically a word? IDK fuck 'em. Enjoy. Listen to our podcast

We're back with one of our longest episodes to date! This one will not disappoint folks. Review Time, random banter, sports, and This Date In History are a few of the headlines here. It's great to be back, keep on keepin on friends.

#39 baby! The boys come out of the gate hot with the fan favorite, "Review Time", and then keep it moving on with some random witty banter. "This Date In History" is in the second half of this one, so it's basically a hilarity sandwich. Idk what that even means. Cheers y'all, we appreciate ya.

This episode will take you to the stratosphere BROTHER! We're back and better than ever with a tantalizing talking montage that will leave you astounded. Lance thinks he can kill a mountain lion and we think he's absurd. Thanks for listening, tell your friends.

BOOM. Back with a vengeance ladies and gentlemen. Episode 37 is jam packed. We have a new segment titled, "Review Time", which is definitely something America has always needed. We also did our usual shit, this date in history, sports talk, and general rambling. Thank you for hopping on the podcast train today, y'all are appreciated.

We're back with and episode jam packed with hilarity. We recapped the last week of our lives a bit. There was a story this week about how a woman was shot over $5 and a can of pringles, and we talked about how a large woman at the bar last weekend would come up behind us and credit card swipe our asses. We're not even mad honestly, it made her so happy. There's other things we discuss in here and we hope y'all enjoy it. Seeya next week

Tom here. This episode is an interesting one. The first 41:00 are actually a great conversation. We discussed what we did for my birthday, Lance went over some details from a recent breakup, and I told a story about how we almost got arrested when we were 16. Now, FULL DISCLOSURE: from about the 42:00 mark and on, the show goes off the rails. We had the boys over and got really carried away pre-gaming our eventual trip to the bar after the podcast was over. It's only about a ten minute conversation but it is the absolute drunkest Lance and I have been on the cast. Regardless, thanks for listening and we love y'all!

Lance and Tom are back and they're ready to speak into your ears again. The boys mobilized the podcast over to their buddy Jarod's house. Jarod didn't really partake in the episode, but his moral support didnt go unnoticed. Thank you for listening y'all. Tell your friends

Episode 33 is a doozy. Santa Claus is coming and the boys are amped. The basic stuff is covered, This Date In History, random conversation, and some Christmas spirit all collide for your ears. Tell your friends, call grandma, and most importantly, enjoy your holidays. Cheers

Lance and Tom are back with an episode full of laughter. December 8th is Take It In The Ear Day so obviously that is what y'all should do. They start it off with a remix of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start The Fire". Also, the boys cover the usual topics, the stupid idea of the week, this date in history, and the award winning "Kevin Bacon Update". There is some random conversation dispersed throughout, and we think you guys will enjoy this one. Cheers - @LanceAndTomShow

Lance and Tom are back in what may be the most ridiculous episode to date. They talk about usual shit but this episode has a twist. They each went to walmart and bought the other guy a random food to try. It's interesting to say the least. Check out our twitter (@LanceAndTomShow) to see a video of Lance cracking a coconut. Thanks for listening, tell your friends.

Lance and Tom are back with the milestone 30th episode! It's a funny one and we're sure you guys will enjoy it. Follow the show on Twitter and Instagram @LanceAndTomShow ......Cheers!

Your favorite men are back. Episode 29 is basically just us riffing the entire time. We talk about life decisions, dogs, then more life decisions. Tom sings his very own rendition of "Country Roads" for the break. (34:00) Thanks for listening to us. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @lanceandtomshow

The boys are back after a week long hiatus. They try to wrap their heads around the Lime and Byrd scooters that now litter our cities, they bring back the beloved Kevin Bacon Update, and basically just have a random ass conversation. Thanks for fuckin with it, you're appreciated.

What's happenin folks? We're back on the podcast train with an episode that will make provoke your mind and hopefully make you giggle at the same time. In the first half, we talk about our peanut butter preferences and the 27 club. Lance is an expert on that shit. We come back hot out of the break with a rare, extended version of 5 minute sports, and end the show with discussing our plan to buy Drake's Island. Thanks so much for fuckin with us, tell your friends that there's room on the podcast train for them as well.

The boys have the Podcast Train a'chuggin! They discuss a shit ton of things in what may be the goofiest episode to date. The most expensive hotel room in America, the hijacking of Achilee Laugo, and the lady that brought a "therapy squirrel" onto a flight in Orlando are a few of the things discussed. Follow us on Twitter & Instagram, @LanceAndTomShow, and vote in our Twitter poll or ask us questions for a chance to be featured on our next episode!

Lance and Tom are back and the podcast train continues to chug! They discuss the text message America recieved from Trump, 2 natural disasters, and 2 items that sold at auction for millions. A new segment, This Date In History is also debuted. Thanks for listening squad. Tell your friends about us!

Lance & Tom are back and they're shooting from the hip. This basically means that there was no show prep and it's just a raw, real conversation. (43:00) the boys introduced a hilarious song, that basically shows how the jingle, "I'm The Map" from Dora The Explorer, can be remade with any kind of beat or genre. It's an interesting episode to say the least. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @LanceAndTomShow

The boys are back! They start off with a badass Matthew McConaughey story in the Heroes/Zeroes segment. There's some murder stories and some weird sex stories included in here as well. They also check in on Ric Flair, who recently got married for the 5th time. Thanks for fuckin with the podcast. You are appreciated!

Lance and Tom are back on their bullshit again. The extended weekend allowed for a rare Sunday recording of the podcast. New song, "The Loneliest Whale In The World', makes its debut, and the boys cover goofy shit from the previous week. Thanks for hopping aboard the podcast train.

Here's a beautiful conversation from Friday, August 24th. Lance & Tom talk about ice on the moon, introduce a new segment, Heroes/Zeroes of the week, and cover other interesting topics from the last week of life. Crack open a beer and join your boys.

The boys sit down and have an interesting convo about banging in space and Conway Twitty makes a surprise appearance. Others things are discussed as well. #WedgieFetish ......Thanks for listening

The 7th installment of the best podcast in the world. We talk about Kanye West, tiny homes, and everything in between on the episode. Thanks for fucking with us...