Life's Not Fair

This week we're going from A to Hong Kong, China - per the usual. We're covering parenting don'ts, a classic family pyramid, and the grand dangers of Miller's job. Tune in, Dear Listener, we recorded during the light of day and it's basically a whole new world.

Happy belated love day to all our favorite Valentines! How did you celebrate? Tune in this week to find out how we celebrated, to hear a ridiculous

Greetings, listeners! This week we award a Listener of the Week, we chat light politics *can you guess who the title is about?*, and we have a double feature top 5 list. Tune in and let us know if you agree with us or want to tell us how incredibly wrong we are!

Hi, listeners! We're returning to the investigation of our more mystical selves this week as well as Sarah's balance between shopping addiction and hoarding tendency. Tune in to listen to this week's ridiculousness!

Cordial greetings, dear listeners! This week we're going over a common nuisance and Miller's sixth sense, why Sam's crazy is extra strong, and who the heck we're caucusing for. We're feisty this week so tune in and join us for another week of mania!

Welcome back to the Blue Carpet Kitchen, dear listener! This week we were full of automobile action. From blizzards to flats to fighting the man, we've got it all. Check in with us and let us know in the comments what car BS you've had to deal with this winter!

Oh hey, dear listeners! This week we're chatting about Sam's most recent heartbreak, troubled youth, and the mistake we all make as parents at least once. Tune in, chime in, let us know what you think!

IT'S SEASON TWO, DEAR LISTENERS! We are SO excited to be back with you. This week Sarah talks about her harrowing visit to Montana to see DJ Cowbabi, the SE 14th Street of Montana, and the shocking art pieces of Cody, Wyoming. We can't wait to chat with you all, join us!

Hi Fair Listeners! This week we've got friends of the podcast Bart and Paige Hillebrand on as guests! We're talking about Paige being a pro at baking, Sarah's work nemesis, and Bart tries to teach us about Gundam. Listen in this week and find out if YOU are listener of the week!

Welcome back, Fair Listeners! This week we're chatting about a Christmas decoration disaster, some charities we love, and Miller gets worked up about an ill spoken Youtuber. Tune in, listen to the madness, and laugh with us! Want to donate to St. Vincent de Paul? You can do that here: http://svdpdsm.org and click the DONATE button at the top right!

Hello Fair Listeners! This week we've got a long episode for ya. What can we say? We're passionate! This week we're talking about Miller's growing hoarding issue, our dream/hate guests, and we've implemented a brand new segment! Be sure you write into us at show@dearlifesnotfair.com to help us out next week :) A few ways you can give back this week are to donate to OnTheBlock.org ASAP-dsm.org or go to smellieswithsam.scentsy.us and pick a Scentsy Buddy you would like to donate to the amazingly deserving kids at Children's Cancer Connection and Sam will make that happen! All commission earned from the Buddy Drive will be used to purchase more buddies FOR THE KIDS! :)

What's up, Fair Listeners! We're excited to be back with you this week, regardless of how crabby Sam is being. This week we're chatting about our dumb weeks, our communication preferences, and Sarah's plethora self diagnoses. We also are delighted to be recording with the actual mic instead of sounding like hot trash. We're starting a new feel good segment so make sure you listen and find out how YOU can help!

Episode 43: Boycotting Ashtrays by Life's Not Fair

Episode 42: The Christmas Cracken by Life's Not Fair

Welcome back, Dear Listener! Or should we say.. dear viewer?! Either which way, this week we're trying to be spooky. Did we nail it? I feel like the answer is probably pretty predictable but be sure to watch or listen to find out! Let us know what you or your kids or your dog are being for Halloween in the comments!!

Episode 40: Be Cool by Life's Not Fair

We're so excited to tell you all about our "Romantic Getaway: this week! We're joined by DJ Baby Boi because he's moving to the rugged mountains of Red Lodge Montana. There's talk of guns, grizzlies, and spinoffs.. You're going to have to listen to figure out what's up!

Episode 38: Maybe a Kill Room.. by Life's Not Fair

Oh heck, a double episode week! We are joined by not only The Truth but DJ Baby Boi as well for a slightly competitive version of Categories. Make sure you tell us what YOUR favorites are in the categories. Listen this week and find out what's old and what's new!

We're back in live picture color! Of course you can just listen to us, too, but Miller made a promise that we would do the video soooo here we are. This is an accidental bonus episode. We had planned to chat for about 15 minutes which always turns into an hour so there will still be just an audio episode this week, too ;) Make sure you go to Venmo and donate to Carson-King-25 FOR THE KIDS!! Dive into the Blue Carpet Kitchen with us, dear listener.

Welcome back to the podcast, LNF pals! This week we're, shockingly, talking a whole lot about ourselves, a middle finger incident, and the husband of the year. We really want you to check out The Collective with Jamie Nicolino in Des Moines who is doing some great work with sustainability. Check her out on Facebook or her website thecollectivedsm.com

Oh hey there, listeners. Welcome back! This week we're talking a dramatic jalapeño incident as well l

This week we are on the struggle bus per the 'uzsh' (?). We talk Goodwill mishaps, PTO drama, and we are visited by a very knowledgable guest who prefers to go by "The Truth." Spoiler alert, it's someone you already know ;) Tune in to find out who gets listener of the week!

Welcome back, listeners! This week Sarah is filled with Fantasy Draft angst, neither host can seem to get through a productive sentence, and one of the family members has a scary culinary encounter. We are sponsored this week by the AMAZING Artist Brandie Butcher - artistbrandiebutcher.com - and we also announce who won the merch!! Be sure you're listening to find out if it was you.

Episode 31: The Bitches by Life's Not Fair

What's up, pals?! This week we're back to talking too much about our obsessions, Sarah gets a little angsty, and our caller of the week deals with a surprising case of incontinence. Tune in to this week's ridiculousness and, as always, share the episode!

We've had a rollercoaster of a week and we're here to share it with you, folks! We're talking loss, family, and possible collusion..? Find out what's going on this week!

Hey LNF friends! This week we're talking week in review, unwanted vermin, soundboard malfunction, and a whole lot of cheese injection in our Ham Love. We've got TWO calls this week as well as a new *LISTENER OF THE WEEK*! Is it you? Listen and find out!

Welcome back, pals! This week we have Sarah back with us and we chat all about her lengthy stay at the hospital and her sassy pancreas. Find out who our listener of the week is and learn how YOU can win some LNF merch!

What would a week at Life's Not Fair be if there weren't technical difficulties? This week we have no intro or outro. Thanks, Obama. We also are missing one of our cohosts but instead are joined by Britney Brown and Madison Short. Find out what's going on this week and enjoy the dumpster fire that is our lives!

The girls are back this week with a renewed sense of invigoration and a desperate attempt at organization. Gifts, new segments, unchecked facts - tune in while we try to be pros!

Episode 24: Emotionally Bankrupt by Life's Not Fair

Episode 23: Keanu Reeves: The Cowabunga Dude by Life's Not Fair

Happy Father's Day everyone! This week, Sarah saves a life, we talk debts, and Sam's being eaten alive. This week and more, on Life's Not Fair! Subscribe and listen to us on Apple iTunes, Google Play, and SoundCloud!

This week we cool off and refocus on what's really important. The strong belief that we'll never be religious. The Pyramid is dead and we introduce...

Welcome back everyone! We've reached 20! (We're almost old enough to drink!) Today's episode is one to listen to, there's been some major turbulence that the girls are bringing Madi to today's show to talk about it. Love, lust, and betrayal in this week's show.  Hosts: Sam Vazquez Sarah Miller Editor: Alan Vazquez LEGAL DISCLAIMER: The views and opinions of the topics of this show don't necessarily reflect the views or opinions of all members of the show nor its audience. Any and all content is purely for comedic and entertainment purposes. Listener discretion is advised. https://dearlifesnotfair.com/legal/

Welcome back everyone! We have a saucy episode this week, we talk dark humor, we ask each other life's most hard hitting questions like 'If you were a geometric shape, which would you be?', and Sarah reveals a dot dog bun prank that you can't miss! This week and more, on Life's Not Fair!

Welcome back! This week we go back to our roots and go back to audio-only! We think our mic and computer was feeling a little angry because the magic red light started blinking! Just like the new Snapchat filters that change your gender, this week, our mic did the same at about minute 35! Not just that, Madi is our special guest! She talks to us about her no good, very bad, terrible time while the gang listens and are perfectly empathetic....

This week, we're celebrating Cinco De Mayo by learning some unique Spanish phrases! Sarah decides to celebrate in relaxation while we talk pyramid updates, Sarah finds a soundboard, and we chase down a mailman. This, and more on Life's Not Fair!

This week, someone gets scolded (you'll never guess who), we talk pyramid updates, short-shorts, and the almighty Motherhood Planner. This, and more on Life's Not Fair! Hosts:Sam Vazquez & Sarah Miller Editor:Alan Vazquez DISCLAIMER: The views and opinions of the topics of this show don't necessarily reflect the views or opinions of all members of the show nor its audience.

Week 2 of video! (We're getting the hang of this thing!) Listen to us, the great professionals, as we take you into an unfair world of wonder and sarcasm. Listen to the podcast below;Subscribe and listen to us on Apple iTunes, Google Play, and SoundCloud! Find us on YouTube and head over to Facebook and like us so we don't develop self esteem issues! DISCLAIMER: The views and opinions of the topics of this show don't necessarily reflect the views or opinions of all members of the show nor its audience.

This week we bring you a podcast AND a video! Listen to us be completely and totally clueless about the world of video and discuss how fantastic we are at beauty and fashion. Find us on YouTube by searching for the channel Life's Not Fair or by following the link https://youtu.be/waep5v6bTdA and head over to Facebook and like us so we don't develop self esteem issues!

Welcome back! This week we introduce the one and only Gabe Short to the show. The inspiration for the 'Life's Not Fair' speech that Sarah gave. This week, the girls have a psychic moment and we're also talking pyramid, dip, a possible military career, and cat poop? 0__0 DISCLAIMER: The views and opinions of the topics of this show don't necessarily reflect the views or opinions of all members of the show nor its' audience.

This week the girls introduce the new Pyramid Bracket, they talk drugs, hordes of insects, politics, and Sam lets you know how she really feels about movie misquotes! This, and more on Life's Not Fair!Subscribe and listen to us on Apple iTunes, Google Play, and SoundCloud!Hosts:Sam VazquezSarah MillerEditor:Alan Vazquez

Special Happy 28th birthday to Sam! We love you, honey! We talk about risking it all and living the life of ice road truckers, the revised pyramid, and Sarah reminisces about the 'Puppet troupe' and her amazing solo. This and more! This week on Life's Not Fair! Subscribe and listen to us on Apple iTunes, Google Play, and SoundCloud!

We did it! We've made it to our 10th episode! This week, we have a special guest with us! Britney Brown from Britney Brown Photography (BritneyBrown.com) joins us for some laughs! We find out how truly uncultured we truly are, parenting is hard, a pyramid update you can't miss, and a whole lot more! Subscribe to DearLifesNotFair.com for more!

This week, the girls talk through the journey. We go from betrayal to redemption to everything in-between. Listen in on this week's content packed, Kardashian packed, opinionated journey!

This week, we need advice because life is hard! The girls talk parenthood, the great pyramid of Sarah, homeschooling, and other strong opinions about life. Hop on the train and join us for some laughs! Subscribe and listen to us on Apple iTunes, Google Play, and SoundCloud!

This week, the girls restructure the show, we gone some multi-million dollar ad deals, we air some grievances, the gang talks drugs, and of course, give some advice! This is the longest & most content filled episode yet! Join us for the structured madness! Oh, and Madi is joining us as a host now (you can only be a special guest for so long! lol) Subscribe and listen to us on Apple iTunes, Google Play, and SoundCloud! Hosts: Sam Vazquez Sarah Miller Madi Short Editor: Alan Vazquez

This week, we have Madi Short returning to the mic & talk everything from Netflix documentaries to the squad being sociopaths. Oh, and the girls start a taco cult, oh boy. Subscribe and listen to us on Apple iTunes, Google Play, and SoundCloud! Hosts: Sam Vazquez Sarah Miller Special Guest: Madi Short Editor: Alan Vazquez

This week our lovely ladies talk turkey! Lots of advice this week (some unsolicited!) Fyre Festival, Rachel Ray, Bumble, and Sarah needs therapy? We have a ton of topics this week! Madi Short drops by for a...not an interview? Tune in to hear the madness! Subscribe and listen to us on Apple iTunes, Google Play, and SoundCloud! Hosts: Sam Vazquez Sarah Miller Special Guest: Madi Short Editor: Alan Vazquez