A Comedian a Musician and a Jew is a podcast featuring comedy, music, philosophy and snarky comment. The cast includes Jonathan Thymius, a nationally recognized comedian who has starred in films, late show television, was a finalist on Last Comic Standing and is always on the verge of something gre…
There once was a turtle named Mitch, The Dems thought of him as a bitch, He kissed the beasts ass, The beast pushed out some gas, Forever Mitch has found his sweet nitch.
Ever wonder what angry monkeys, Hüsker Dü, Church Picnic and some guy named Carrie have in common? Monkeys With Matches, thats what.
Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter - Martin Luther King
Too many things are occurring for even a big heart to hold. -Yeats
Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing, only a signal shown, and a distant voice in the darkness; So on the ocean of life, we pass and speak one another, only a look and a voice, then darkness again and a silence. -HW Longfellow
The only reason people don't know much is because they do not care to know. They are incurious. Incuriousity is the oddest and most foolish failing there is. -Stephen Fry
My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends— It gives a lovely light! -Edna Millay
The little fish eats the tiny fish, the big fish eats the little fish. So only the biggest fish gets fat. Do you know any folks like that? -Anonymous
Still I Rise "You may shoot me with your words, You may cut me with your eyes, You may kill me with your hatefulness, But still, like air, I’ll rise.” -Maya Angelou
A voice said, look me in the stars and tell me truly, men of earth, if all the soul-and-body scars, were not too much to pay for birth. -Robert Frost
A piece of gum lay on the ground, it's minty fresh taste long ago gone. It had been chewed and chewed until tired jaw. It bended my heart, my mind, my awe.
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process they do not become monsters. If you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you. -Nietzsche
Prezident Cheezel deletes lockdown, deletes the World Health Organization, deletes the memory of George Floyd, then hunkers in his hunker bunker, hunkers with freedom fries at midnight, a lights out party at the House of White. His rancid data dump is oozing out of our phones, like they say go big or go home. Fires on the perimeter spell DOOM MF to the ticks, the fleas, and assorted blood suckers. Ominous weapons and vicious dogs in the streets, The Donald just keeps tweeting from his tweet cheat sheet. Hiding behind shooters shooting looting looters, no one really there, just a ripple of bad energy troubling the space time continuum zone, like they say go big or go home. Tear gas clouds obscure the Church of St Johns, where the Cheeseburger in Chief is goner than gone waving a Gideons Bible at the nation, this walk on bit player out of Revelations. Day of the Truffid starring the Emperor Werepig, a rogue Confederate booked for the POTUS gig, save us Sleepy Joe Biden, establishment clone, like they say go big or go home. Bigging up, Trumpettes rage, rage, against the bleating of the bright: take your virology and shove it brother, punching the air as killer cops break cover. VP Mike Palpatine silently hovers over the floor while a conga line of suckholes grooves out the door to home on the range where the bad boys all roam: like they say go big or go home. - Victor Billot
On the day the world ends A bee circles a clover, A fisherman mends a glimmering net. Happy porpoises jump in the sea, By the rainspout young sparrows are playing And the snake is gold-skinned as it should always be. On the day the world ends Women walk through the fields under their umbrellas, A drunkard grows sleepy at the edge of a lawn, Vegetable peddlers shout in the street And a yellow-sailed boat comes nearer the island, The voice of a violin lasts in the air And leads into a starry night. And those who expected lightning and thunder Are disappointed. And those who expected signs and archangels’ trumps Do not believe it is happening now. As long as the sun and the moon are above, As long as the bumblebee visits a rose, As long as rosy infants are born No one believes it is happening now. Only a white-haired old man, who would be a prophet Yet is not a prophet, for he’s much too busy, Repeats while he binds his tomatoes: There will be no other end of the world, There will be no other end of the world. -Czeslaw Milosz
The flowers betrayed The colors decayed Soaking with dismay It's death they might say Where they all lose and no one wins But this is how your life begins - anonymous
Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I’ve tasted of desire, I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great. And would suffice. - R. Frost
The heights by great men reached and kept Were not attained by sudden flight, But they, while their companions slept, Were toiling upward in the night. -Longfellow
What are heavy? Sea-sand and sorrow; What are brief? Today and tomorrow; What are frail? Spring blossoms and youth; What are deep? The ocean and truth. - Christina Rossetti
What do Lambs, Jools Holland, PoiL, Gentle Giant and civil war have in common? Monkeys With Matches...
People that live in a state of Agnosticism are the courageous ones. Oh and Jeff Becks new album rocks!
Belief that is not based on proof: the obligation of loyalty or fidelity to a person, promise or demagogue etc.
What happens when baseballs, candy and Greenland all change at the same time? Another Monkeys With Matches episode.
What does Indivisible, Arizona voter suppression, Bainbridge Island, Chinese politics and Stephen Colbert have in common? Monkeys With Matches of course.
All the way from Bayside Maine, the boys argue about the end of the world. Put down your bets.
All the way from the rain forest we figure it all out, and it's not going well.
What do Bruce Schneier, mooning, Buddha-Judge and Satin all have in common? Monkeys With Matches!
Apple sucks, GIECO commercials scare people in the 16th century and why were cavemen so mean?
Monkeys lighting their feet on fire and talking birds. Perfect playground conversation.
Computer cancer, mind hacking and Dixieland. Snap, crackle and pop...
New blue diamonds, 8 tracks, showering and our first kiss. Very informative!
Are we part of the elite class? The boys travel to Flashlight Idaho to find out.
All the way from Ensenada Mexico the boys contemplate spaghetti sauce, diabetes and mind bending social media.
Trump is the drunk at the end of the bar. Shut him up for Christ sakes!
Buying a horse isn't easy, especially when the conversation turns to the 34%.
The dump is the perfect place to discuss the CEO's that are stealing our lives.
What a better place than the beach to discuss dogs, tattoos and Trick of the Tail?
How do those tissue paper things in airport restrooms work and who threw his underwear in a tree? Those important questions answered in this weeks episode.
A review of Sebastian Junger's new book "Tribe" and Debbie Wasserman Schultz counts penguins.
Jonny Quest, The Flintstones, The Thing, The Blob, There's Something on the Wing, X The Unknown and Rodger T. "Race" Bannonto.
Profiting off the relationship between humans and talking dogs.
In this episode the boys enjoy a bull-fight while discussing false equivalency, profiting off the afflictions of human beings and talking dogs.
Gearheads are annoying! Who's cares what model keyboard you have, can you play the thing? Craig and Jonathan live to live and Scott has to water the plants tomorrow.
On this episode the boys discuss how you can't quote the Huffington Post, solar powered coal, Highlights magazine and cannibalism (taste like chicken). Also, with respect to the late Allan Holdsworth we name todays episode.
Scott Brazieal, composer, screen writer and band member of bands like 5uu's, Cartoon and PFS sits in with Jonathan and Craig to talk about dieting, carrots and executions.
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