Stand-up comedian Phoenix West loves Nic Cage an unreasonable amount. Listen as he reviews Nic Cage movies and ONLY Nic Cage movies in a way that only he can: with unbridled passion and sarcasm.
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Haven't seen it yet but I hear he's in 4 amazing minutes of film. I can't wait to find out. This is sure to live amongst the greatest westerns of all time.LIWstudios.com

Can Cage really surf? I really don't know. I mean he wears leather jackets but he also collects dinosaur bones so it's hard to tell where he falls on the surfing topic.LIWstudios.com

We both went to the theater to see Nic Cage in Longlegs a few months back and now we are ready to report on it.https://www.loiteringinwonderland.com/

Two early roles with an annoying voice that is somehow found charming.LIWstudios.com

These Cage movies both came out in 2010. Other than that they have nothing in common.LIWstudios.com

Two movies where Cage fights demons. What could go right?LIWstudios.com

Two movies with kidnapped daughters from a strange period of Cage's career.LIWstudios.com

Two Cage war movies that lose your interest.LIWstudios.com

Imagine a scenario where Nic Cage is Freddy Krueger. Now, Dream it.LIWstudios.com

The old west vs the old island. Butching vs Retiring. Crossing vs. Planning.LIWstudios.com

What's better? A movie where he's a Boston mobster ripping off History Of Violence or the one he's technically in if you count CGI de-aging?LIWstudios.com

Can't believe I'm about to write this. Nic Cage play Dracula and it's awesome.LIWstudios.com

Why not watch 2 bad movies where Cage is stuck at home while arguing with his wife?LIWstudios.com

Italy. WWII. The only difference is if the sex he has is consensual or not.LIWstudios.com

I haven't seen this since theaters so I really don't know what to say here. I remember really liking it.LIWstudios.com

1988 vs. 2023. This is a 35 year gap and by far our biggest gap for a vs. episode. Which one will win? How does one win? Find out here as it's vampire comedy vs……I don't know…western?LIWstudios.com

This will go down in history as a TV show that Nic Cage hosted. Maybe in a 100 years someone will make a show about the history of History Of Swear Words. Doubtful.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudios

This one is obvious. Two Cage movies in which he plays cops. One is an action movie. One is a….romance movie without comedy. LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudios

Nic Cage starts a chain of kills in this movie called Kill Chain from 2019.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudios

When The Nawlins Whores Come Marching In.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudios

The Elvis Of Oz in his squeaky snake skin jacket.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudios

Two movies where Cage plays a family man. One of them quite literally named after that fact. The other one is a home invasion movie by the same guy that made 8mm with Cage. This time it doesn't turn out well.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudios

This movie is the good version of Trapped In Paradise. Swap out the mental deficiencies jokes for racist ones and you strike gold.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudios

Pick your favorite vice and you have your winner for today's episode of Nic Cage Cast's versus. Porn or drugs? Apparently Dick and I have different vices because we did not agree on the winner.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudios

One movie is directed by the best director of all time? Or it's up to debate. The other is what happens if you spill white out on the scripts for a whole season of Narcos. Which will win. Just imagine the possibilities!LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudios

For the first time in a looooooong time we were excited for a Cage move in the theater! We both watched it there! We both paid money! Enjoy, Cage. LIWstudios.com

“The best crime movie since Scorsese's Goodfellas,” says the dvd box. Nope. David Caruso is experiencing a walking coma and has many confusion conversations about going under cover or not. It's a mess but still decent.Adam Wilcox ObituaryLIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

This was a movie that had moving images joined by sound. It was pretty to look at but not to follow as a plot. End of review.Adam Wilcox ObituaryLIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

Well this was an easy choice. Cocaine Cage or Thorazine Cage? Which do you prefer? We somehow talked for almost the length of the second movie about these movies.Adam Wilcox ObituaryLIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

Remember the 80's? Now you're forced to. Please don't make me go back. It's Nic Cage in his first starring role as a ‘punk' who loves a Valley Girl. The remake is a musical. Don't watch it.Adam Wilcox ObituaryLIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

He came, he got crushed, he lived. We're talking about Napoleon Dynamite here. Nic Cage in this movie is solid. That's all you can really say here.Adam Wilcox ObituaryLIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

A quirky 90's comedy versus a super depressing 90's alcoholic character study. Seems fair… Which will win? It's obvious but let's go!!!Adam Wilcox ObituaryLIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

If this movie made several major changes it really could have been…. mediocre. Why does this movie need a Fight Club twist? It didn't earn it. It didn't need it. We didn't need it.Adam Wilcox ObituaryLIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

This is audio from the video show We TRIED to talk about this movie but kept getting distracted. I didn't even get to my Cage rankings. It's #7 so far on both lists by the way. Enjoy this if you can.Adam Wilcox ObituaryLIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

Yes, we already covered The Croods on this fine program….but not really. It was part of the 7 episode Cagemated montage and none of it was really clear. So obviously we are doing the same thing again but this time it's teamed up with The Croods: A New Age (2020). Which one is better? Full disclosure, I have seen both of these movies by themselves so this is just pointless.Adam Wilcox ObituaryLIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

Audio only from the live video show A double fisting of Nic Cage in this awesome movie. The only question to ask….where does this movie fall on the Cage rankings? RIP Donald Kaufman.Adam Wilcox ObituaryLIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

*This is the audio taken from a video episode.* Well…. We wanted to make fun of this stupid premise but…. I mean…. How do we continue? Just watch Pig and enjoy it. Now that you're done how was it? Great, right? How do we have a comedy show about this awesome movie? Well, we tried.Adam Wilcox ObituaryLIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

This is just the audio from a video show. I asked the group which Cage movies they want to cover and Adam Wilcox chose The Rock. He never got to review it with us but we are here in his honor. Watch in awe as Cage doesn't swear unless he's killing someone and Sean Connery smirks at literally everything. Adam Wilcox ObituaryLIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

**This is just the audio taken from a live video YouTube show. Check out Loitering In Wonderland on YouTube to see the whole video.**It's part edgy humor meets an independent comedy. Does it work? Does Cage work for us in this movie? Find out in this video. Plus you get to hear Michael Caine talk about camel-toes. LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

**This is just the audio. Loitering On Wonderland on YouTube to see the video.**Why hire Cage if you're not going to let him speak or freak out? He does nothing. He doesn't even allow a character arc other than offering an energy drink.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

*THIS IS JUST THE AUDIO. SEE THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE.COM/LOITERINGINWONDERLAND*Yet another Nic Cage movie. Yet another live show with a panel of confused people. This time around we tackle Season Of The Witch. Not the Halloween sequel but the crusades movie that for some reason starring Nic Cage. Phoenix, Dick and Adam try their best to explain this mess.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

This episode was shot in June of 2020. Now you’re getting it 10 months later. It takes a while to prepare yourself for editing an episode about Between Worlds. This is the first “LIVE” episode of the show. Plenty of visuals so make sure you are checking out the video not just the podcast.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

There are a lot of visuals in this one so maybe check out the video on YouTube.Phoenix did a lot of narcotics and drank a lot of whiskey then passed out and missed his birthday. Then was hungover for almost a year but now he’s back to kinda talk about these two movies. One stars Nic Cage. The answer will finally be answered, will adding Nic Cage to any movie make it better?LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

Raising Arizona is great. What else can you really say about it? Remember that awesome scene that made you laugh really hard? Yeah, me too. (it’s a terrible film and I hate Cage. I hate comedy and I hate the Coen Brothers) It’s just simply a perfect film made by awesome filmmakers. (go away)LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

In this Black Edition of Color Out Of Space, Phoenix talks slightly less about the movie while still going way too into detail. This movie doesn’t deserve to have two episodes about it but here we are.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

In this White Edition of Color Out Of Space review, Phoenix goes way too into detail about the movie. He then did the Black Edition a couple days later to talk about it slightly less.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

In this chapter we learn about the different races that live within the thick forests of Travolta’s hands. Plus Phoenix discovers it’s not about ice cream, it’s about conspiracy. Is Travolta removing ears of people to get paid by Malcolm Walsh?LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

We arrive at the Malcolm Walsh Ice Cream Parlor or something like that. Travolta is finally told of the face-offing aspect of the film Face/Off but he doesn’t seem too interested. Castor Troy is apparently still alive in a NyQuil & Cocaine coma but what we really need to know about is the Merlin-esque doctor Malcolm Walsh. He’s amazing.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

Part Mad Max part X-Men boring parts. Nic Cage is in this movie whose plot is held together with Scotch tape. Cage is basically an IRS agent if taxes were life and death. A world where the ultimate goal is to win the ultimate prize of getting to live in Canada. Seriously, it's Logan-light. LIWstudios.com youtube.com/LoiteringInWonderland loiteringinwonderland@gmail.com patreon.com/loiteringinwonderlandstudios