Not Quite Detroit.

And we're back in the studio on this ridiculously cold Michigan night. Catch up with us as we hangout tonight.

Tonight we discuss the Kyle Rittenhouse case, along with the QANON Capital building fiasco, and smoking turkey for Thanksgiving. 

Tonight we cover sports and tv! We're back, what more do you want from us?

Welp its Day 5 of the Covid-19 quarantine and Austin is thriving, Ferch and Zach are going stir-crazy, Jub is so bored he is working out, and Dwayne is on the front lines working as an “essential”. Joe Exotic and the Tiger King Documentary is brought into discussion. Joing us for our 5th day of misery.

Tonight we are joined by our good friend and Dwayne’s brother, Dale. Dale will be taking Dwayne’s place tonight on the episode. We start with Austin on politics and the upcoming but past Super Tuesday. Ferch gets into why Bernie is the new age Teddy Roosevelt. Dale gives some thoughts on politics, and he talks about fights as well! We get into the COVID-19 Rona Virus and give our thoughts and concerns.

Dwayne is too responsible to loot during a crisis and Jub is disappointed Austin wasn’t here tonight to wear their friendship bracelets together. Jub briefly talks about his time in Peru with a shaman and how him and Ferch were hexed during their time in California. We blow Dwayne and Zach’s mind with the existence of tablature for trumpets. We discuss injuries and tattoos, and Dwayne tells us his one ultimate weakness when it comes to anything with the eyes.

Tonight we start by discuss purchasing the Gibraltar freeway man before starting the real episode. Follow Jub on Instagram @doodles_by_jub because the art we discuss him doing on his phone is ridiculous. Zach and Ferch get into a riff on Tony Hawk Pro Skater and the amazing culture that followed. Ferch gets into some of his favorite skaters including Mike Vallely and his epic beatdown in a parking lot way back in our day.

Join us tonight for a billiardcentric episode. Austin and Jim have our first real call-in for the podcast, Jeff Papke from Chicago joins us on the lines with some talk about billiards and the organization the Pied Pipers who helps fix pool tables and cues for underprivileged youths. We discuss all things billiard related tonight.

This is a Dwayne, Jub, and Ferch threesome exclusive. Tonight the three of us discuss the new ban on flavor juices for vapers. Jub tries to get Thomas into the world of feeders, but he’s not having it. Dwayne tells us all about the pigmonkeys that were created in China recently. Jub brings to the table, the theory of getting a clone made, but you end up being the “evil” version. We touch base slightly on cryogenic freezing. With Dunkeroos and Neopets making their comeback, our childhoods are finally making their full loop. We also get into our favorite 90s snacks and toys.

Austin is going solo tonight with our good friend Jim. Tonight we talk about the nothingness states of Kentucky and Ohio and the awful drives that happen while passing through. We talk about the interview with Max Eberle that Austin and Jim were able to get while at the pool tournament. Austin and Jim tell their opinions on the new movie Uncut Gems. Austin is new to Twitter……and loving it. We get into the theory that humans have an internal monologue.

Austin and Jimmy travel down to Louisville, KY to attend the Derby City Classic, one of the largest professional pool tournaments of the year. While there they meet up with one of the great professional players of the game, Max Eberle. Together the three discuss anything and everything related to the sport.https://maxeberle.com/https://twitter.com/maxeberle?s=09https://www.youtube.com/user/MaxEberlehttps://instagram.com/maxeberleart?igshid=pvej9fza95u3

Tonight we discuss quitting smoking and Austin’s time as an usher at Emagine theatre in Rochester Hills, Michigan and what the craziest outside food he saw brought into the theatre. Thomas talks about why going to the movies is a complete waste of money for himself. Austin completely destroys all the “popular” movies that Thomas loves to watch including his eternal hatred towards Forest Gump. Dwayne discusses his favorite topic; Pink Floyd. We get into all the accidents and totaled cars that Thomas has gotten into.

We get into space for a brief moment, discussing the anniversary of the Challenger explosion, the threat of 2 dead satellites potentially crashing into each other above the US, and Space X launching 60 satellites into orbit. We get into the Superbowl a tad as well. Austin gets into the science behind alcohol and us.

We have a full house here tonight and since we have known each other for so long, we decided to discuss our worst days ever.

We have a special guest in the house tonight, Austin's mom, Dianne is visiting from Aspen. She compares life from Not Quite Detroit to that of mountain living. We discuss politics and how kids are being raised clueless to political views, and talk about inclusion in the classroom. Dianne believes political leaders should go to first graders to find out how to approach their issues. You may hear some squealing and snorting in the background, but don't be alarmed. It is just Dwayne's not so quiet girlfriend laughing at our conversations.

We discuss the concerns of using apps such as Tinder or Grindr with the recent tragic killing of local Kevin Bacon. Thomas airs his grievances on customers who insist on spending a lot of money on their kids shoes, just to be disappointed when they get destroyed in a month or less. We also get into people who feel better than others due to the price of their clothing, and the great investment a pair of Red Wing boots truly are. Dwayne is all giddy about his new security camera at work. Austin tells us about his life while working at a pool hall in Chicago. Dwayne tells us all about his favorite animal. Austin tells us more about Dwayne’s rage issues.

Tonight we are joined by Austin's uncle daddy, Dave for a heated discussion about politics and the recent attacks involving the US and Iran.

We discuss Will Kellogg, circumcisions, sleep walking, and more. Austin tells us his conspiracy that his uncle is truly his father.

We have some very special guests on the show tonight! Jake's sister Jackie and her boyfriend Trey are visiting from Texas, and our good friend Rachel tagged along for the ride.

We discuss the recent “Ok, Boomer” meme going around social media, and talk about the incident regarding the teacher who dressed up in black face to portray Common for Halloween. Jake tells us about the Michigan “Dog Man”. We talk about how fucked the layout of Detroit is because it was designed by the French. Jake tells us of his encounters with the pushy military recruiters at his high school. We talk about white trash tattoos and the people who have them. We end the episode on working with people with horrible body odor.

Welcome to the true shit show episode. Nothing special, Austin threw the curveball. Enjoy, don't enjoy, who gives a fuck.

Chicago raves, enjoy your shower and always dust yer wets. Austin gets chill and welcomes you to the nihilist podcast. Jake introduces us to Russian Witch House music.

These fucking geese dude. Oprah and her not so favorite things and nonsense from Thomas, The DP himself on dps, and Austin gets his buttons pushed.

Tonight we discuss pop-culture and some future reboots for television with our buddy Zach. Thomas briefly talks about the evolution of the C.K.Y. videos to the current culture of Jackass. We realize we need to all just stop talking to old white people. We hear Austin’s opinion of the fleshlight, and we discuss the idea of turning the house into a reality style web series. Obie Trice and his recent assault charges in Oakland County get mentioned. Zach believes Austin would make a great C.O. at the prison, but Austin tells us why that would be a horrible idea. Austin tells us his experience during a recent trip to the Home Depot and Jake brings to our attention that the song “Radioactive” was originally written for “Spiderman the Musical”.

We have Chris and Shea back on the hot couch. We talk about the man who was walking around Toronto University Library and dumping buckets of poop on women. Jake tells us the story of the Eisenhower High School: Poop Bandit and his accomplice The Fecal Phantom. We talk about old days, drugs, and stupid stories. We mention Superhuman and the WWE.

Tonight we introduce some of our future permanent guests: Dale, Chris, and Shea. Dale talks to us about the “riots” he wishes to engage in at work, as well as his goals to unionize his workplace. Chris and Shea share their thoughts and opinions about our podcast, and finally everyone is in agreement against Austin’s pronunciation of “De La Salle”. We talk about movies we have seen for “the first time” recently. We also learn that our best review is actually Chris on iTunes. Dale shares his experiences with the law enforcement agencies of the state of Michigan.

Tonight we had some technical difficulties and lost the last half of our recording. However, we were joined by our good buddy and migrant worker from Missouri, Zach. Zach shared some stories of his travels, and some experiences of drinking dip spit at parties. We briefly discuss South Dakota’s anti-meth campaign, along with Uber’s flying cars and the older Jackie Chan Movie: Rumble in the Bronx.

Tonight we start off by learning Dwayne has no knowledge of “brand” culture. Thomas voices his opinions on Detroit’s recent actions regarding the recreational marijuana bill. More talk on boomers and even more talk about Epstein. Dwayne tells us about the man who was stabbed at the Shelby Twp Chase Bank by his work.

Tonight we talk about our experience with Michigan’s first real snow of the season, while going into a discussion on a court case in the area regarding a man getting a ticket for snow on top of his vehicle. Austin shares his feelings on white people ordering American food at an authentic Mexican restaurant. We dive into a sea of nostalgia while Austin tells us about his first chubby from Golden Eye for the N64, while digging to the roots of Dwayne’s gangbang fantasy.

We start the episode with Austin barraging Thomas with a Nerf rival blaster. We discuss stanky weed and stanky boots from our times working in a boot store and also one of the neediest customers to date. Jake gives us an insight into his day-to-day life when he’s not working our hanging with Thomas. The crew discusses Thomas’s frivolous spending when he steps out. We discuss our horror stories from marijuana edibles. Austin continues to be a bitch about his tinnitus. Austin and Dwayne spend 10 minutes discussing Epstein again, and Dwayne concludes with a story about a man who puts loose raw beef into his pockets at his job.

This episode we talk about the recent incident at the Warren De La Salle regarding the football teams hazing, and we get into a heated debate over how to pronounce the "De" in De La Salle. We express our deep feelings on Nicolas Cage and delve into a few of his movies and learn Dwayne’s true lust for slasher films. Later, in the episode we open some hidden doors of nostalgia on “Putt Putt Travels Through Time” and other classic computer games.

Tonight we dive into the news with Epstein, and we learn that Thomas truly doesn't know about whats happening in the news. Austin shares his true feelings for the British, and we hear our first insight into Thomas's self-inflicted overly complicated life.

Tonight we share our thoughts on the world of superhero movies, and our disgust for Danny Rand. We also get into our first real story from Dwayne's time as a lost prevention officer.

Our first episode!