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What's coming up in this episode? Results The vibes! Leagues Cup starts Thursday Predictions!
Episode 128 (season 7 episode 10) - Phil Who by Portland Vanity Soccer
What's coming up in this episode? F#¢k 5eattle! We have a coach! Leagues Cup Predictions!
What's coming up in this episode? Timbers talk World Cup Colin Does Tattoos Still Erling Haaland takes Phil on a World Tour
What's coming up in this episode? • Timbers Updates • World Cup • Colin Does Tattoos
What's coming up in this episode? Bye Phil Shenanigans
What's coming up in this episode? Recent Results and Accountability Fuck Phil Shenanigans Upcoming Games/Predictions
What's coming up in this episode? Recent Results and Accountability Shenanigans Upcoming Games/Predictions
What's coming up in this episode? • Current state of Phil • Results • Shenanigans • World Cup • Upcoming Games/Predictions
What's coming up in this episode? Worst Best Podcast Ever We suck again How are we feeling? Celebrity Deaths
What's coming up in this episode? • Life and Travel • Results! • Offseason
What's coming up in this episode? Life and Travel Results! Weekend prediction
Episode 116 (season 6 episode 11) - Aaaand… We Suck Again version 37.3b w/Matt from the Riptides SG by Portland Vanity Soccer
Episode 115 (season 6 episode 10) - The Nihalists' Wake by Portland Vanity Soccer
Episode 114 (season 6 episode 9) - We're not dead yet by Portland Vanity Soccer
What's coming up in this episode? Results Vibes Corrections Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - We lost our number because Josh sucks, our new one is - 503-454-6265 Instagram - PortlandVanity Now available in Your Mom, I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen to podcasts.
What's coming up in this episode? August Trip of Death Recent Results USMNT Drama/Club World Cup Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - We lost our number because Josh sucks, our new one is - 503-454-6265 Instagram - PortlandVanity Twitter - PDXvanitysoccer Now available in Your Mom, I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen to podcasts.
What's coming up in this episode? • Missed all of you • Some recent results (maybe) • Upcoming Summer Plans • Predictions Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - We lost our number because Josh sucks, our new one is - 503-454-6265 Instagram - PortlandVanity Now available in Your Mom, I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen to podcasts.
What's coming up in this episode? • Jake Gleeson Update • Latest and Greatest • Recent Performances • Predictions
Episode 109 (s6e4) - Fuckin rock n roll bro 4/1/25 Jonathan: show intro ‘welcome to Season 6, Episode 4 of the Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast (intro order: Jonathan, Josh, Greg) Greg: What's coming up in this episode? THE VIBES BRO Recent Performances Predictions
What's coming up in this episode? • TA Party and Home Opener recap • Recent Performances • Predictions Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - We lost our number because Josh sucks, our new one is - 503-454-6265 Instagram - PortlandVanity X - PDXvanitysoccer Now available in Your Mom, I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen to podcasts.
What's coming up in this episode? • Busy Weekend • Roster Finalization • Evander • Training • Predictions TA Party on Saturday 2/22 @6pm @Legends • Tattoos • Bands • Beer - 8 TAPS! • Raffle • FUN TIMES Home Opener on Sunday 2/23 @10am @Legends • Beer - 8 TAPS! • New merch • FUN TIMES Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - We lost our number because Josh sucks, our new one is - 503-454-6265 Instagram - PortlandVanity Twitter - PDXvanitysoccer Now available in Your Mom, I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen to podcasts.
What's coming up in this episode? •Offseason Updates •Signings, Incoming and Outgoing •50th Anniversary / Axe Photos / Cascadia Cup Photos •Predictions Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Instagram - PortlandVanity Twitter - PDXvanitysoccer Now available on I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen to podcasts.
What's coming up in this episode? • Results- WE WON THE CUP! • What happened? • Drama • New segment • Off Season PVSP Boy Sets Fire - After the Eulogy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrodzFIYcqE
What's coming up in this episode? • Results • Lay of the land • Predictions Closing Track: Cold Hearted Snake -Paula Abdul https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7aShcmEksw Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Instagram - PortlandVanity Twitter - PDXvanitysoccer Now available on I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen to podcasts.
What's coming up in this episode? • We missed you • State of the state • Predictions CLOSING SONG: Hate Myself For Loving You, - Joan Jet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpNw7jYkbVc Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Instagram - PortlandVanity Twitter - PDXvanitysoccer Now available on I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen to podcasts.
What's coming up in this episode? Recent Results Welcome to Portland (Wrexham) Predictions
What's coming up in this episode? • Results • Look at the Summer Transfer Window • PTFC needs and rumors, in and out • Helping us with this daunting task, a special guest! Jeremy Peterman
What's coming up in this episode? • Vibes and Results • Summer of Love • Transfer speculation • Upcoming 100th Episode
What's coming up in this episode? • Results and vibes • Phil's Presser • Predictions • Ipswich Town FC Closing Track: Madball - Doc Marten Stomp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5RQhAPygXE
What's coming up in this episode? • Results & performances • Josh Talks Soccer Formations • Jonathan visits training • Predictions and upcoming matches
What's coming up in this episode? • We suck • We're almost good • We REALLY suck - FIRE EVERYONE • We can be good? Closing track: Wherever the Creeps Go - FYP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NTyyCwwDfY We have a playlist of all the kick ass songs we play on Spotify. Search Radio Free PVSP Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Instagram - PortlandVanity Twitter - PDXvanitysoccer Now available on I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen to podcasts. Catch us on ChristianMingle @pdxvanity
What's coming up in this episode? • New Storefront! • Roster Moves & Rumors • Results - ML$, Open Cup, Thorns & USMNT • Predictions Closing track Greg: Marina and the Diamonds, Bubblegum Bitch We have a playlist of all the kick ass songs we play on Spotify. Search Radio Free PVSP Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Instagram - PortlandVanity Twitter - PDXvanitysoccer Now available on I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen to podcasts.
What's coming up in this episode? • Results • Signing inbound? • Predictions Closing track: Wake the Dead - Comeback Kid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NTyyCwwDfY We have a playlist of all the kick ass songs we play on Spotify. Search Radio Free PVSP Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Instagram - PortlandVanity Twitter - PDXvanitysoccer Now available on I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen to podcasts.
What's coming up in this episode? • Results and Rumors • DaBella Ciao • Listener Questions • Predictions • Upcoming Matches Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist) - spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play
What's coming up in this episode? • Roster Moves, Rumors and Random • Kit Talk with Josh https://www.instagram.com/stories/highlights/18417712792035702/?hl=en • 107IST News • Listener Questions • Gulp, PREDICTIONS • Upcoming Matches
We have a playlist of all the kick ass songs we play on Spotify. Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist) - spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Instagram - PortlandVanity Twitter - PDXvanitysoccer Now available on I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen to podcasts. on.soundcloud.com/wKewy
Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist) - spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Twitter - PDXvanitysoccer Instagram - PortlandVanity https://www.imdb.com/title/tt24013744/?ref_=ttep_ov Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play https://on.soundcloud.com/wKewy
Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist) - spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Twitter - PDXvanitysoccer Instagram - PortlandVanity https://www.imdb.com/title/tt24013744/?ref_=ttep_ov Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play https://on.soundcloud.com/wKewy
The Return of the Best Worst Podcast! New coach, same old shit from the front office. Roster changes galore, Jonathan's trip to Europe, MLS Cup, and an after-school special announcement from Randy. Outro Music - So Long by the Kinks: youtube.com/watch?v=SuWx5S1j23c Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist): spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Feedback: Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play Link to this episode: https://soundcloud.com/portlandvanitysoccer/pvsp85
What's coming up in this episode? • Where is Jonathan and why is he terrible? • Recent results • Upcoming Matches • Do we dare talk about playoffs? • The man, the myth, the Miles Joseph Closing Track MLS Anthem - Hans Zimmer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzVLfPX-CtY Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist) - spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Feedback: Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play
What's coming up in this episode? Recent Results Playoff Predictions Upcoming Matches The team showed signs of fight, do we make the playoffs? Randy - No Greg - Yes, but doesn't care, make the playoffs in a wet fart Josh - Yes, win the league Jonathan - Yes, we winning the western conference, losing in the final Outro Music - Venomous Pinks, I Really Don't Care Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist): spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Feedback: Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play
END OF THE GIO ERA! And... Leagues Cup report card. Is our season over? Women's World Cup, Thorns. Special guest Zippy from Soccer Touchdown! Relavent Links: Ned Grabavoy press conference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6cHsv6nPBQ Outro Music - Boys Wanna Be Her - by Peaches: https://www.teachesofpeaches.com Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist): spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Feedback: Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play Link to this episode: https://bit.ly/3E9WPzb
We cover the Portland Timbers first two matches in the inaugural Leagues Cup tournament., and the results against San Jose and Tigres. Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Closing song: Double Crossed by Face to Face - https://facetofacemusic.com Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist): spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Feedback: Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play Link to this episode: https://bit.ly/47fD0E0
Valeri Tribute! Did we turn it around? Is Gio's job saved? Outro Music - Emotional Rescue - The Rolling Stones https://rollingstones.com Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist): spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Feedback: Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play Link to this episode: https://bit.ly/46SrNZX
What happened to our club? How did we get her? Who is to blame, Gio, or the players? Outro Music - Fast Car by Tracy Chapman - https://youtu.be/AIOAlaACuv4 Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist): spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Feedback: Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play Episode Link: https://bit.ly/44kI5cw
Getting back on the horse again after a long time off. Relevant Links: Cover graphic source - https://youtu.be/6NwN2BZfkSo Outro Music - Dream Team is in the House - LA Dream Team - https://youtu.be/VF5ADzXdIjE Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist): spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Feedback: Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play Link to this episode: http://bit.ly/42Qf6vB
3 matches - Austin , RSL Open Cup and Vancouver... Predictions and ULTRAS!!!! Relevant Links: Randy's Soccer Made In Portland nerd stats: 2016: https://bit.ly/3Mv4eOM 2017: https://bit.ly/42T8Gfo 2018: https://bit.ly/42EGY6w Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Closing Track: Summertime Boogie by Shonen Knife - http://www.shonenknife.net Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist): spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Feedback: Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play Link to this episode: https://bit.ly/3nXYKmf
THE GANG GOES ON FOR WAY TOO LONG........ But we couldn't cut any of the crucial bits where we talked over each other. ALL OF IT IS MASSIVELY IMPORTANT! 3 games and 2 victories. A loss to FC Cincinnati, a win in the Open Cup against a USL team, and Yimmi Chara returns to scre the winner again St Louis City. PLUS: NWSL Thorns Coverage by Zippy of Soccer Touchdown! Outro Music - Steal My Sunshine by Len - https://youtu.be/E1fzJ_AYajA Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist): spoti.fi/3ndcaqN Feedback: Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235 Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer Find us on: Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play Link to this episode: https://bit.ly/3HKpRaT
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