Reading The Bible With Dan

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Reading The Bible With Dan is a humorous journey where the author recreates his conversion from Christian to Atheist via the Bible itself. Every episode at least one chapter of the bible is read and commented on.

Dan Weber


    • Nov 21, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 47m AVG DURATION
    • 114 EPISODES


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    Job Ch 33 P2

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2021 40:33


    Dan is back this week to wrap up Elihu's insane rant to Job.

    Job Ch33 Pt 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2021 44:30


    Elihu finally spits it the fuck out (kind of) in Job ch. 33. It's exactly as exciting as you'd think. 

    Job CH32

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2021 44:05


    We don't understand why the world hates women, Dan talks about his Sicilian ex-boss and we skip to the best part of Job where the speaker won't spit it the fuck out.

    JOB CH12

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2021 42:44


    The first have gets weird with some existentialism and a noteable day for Dan. Then Job Ch. 12 happens and Dan decides he hates this entire god damned book now.

    JOB CH11

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2021 52:23


    This week, Dan gets sick of Job's shit and skips to Ch. 11. He also digs into the truths of Donald Trump.

    Job CH9 PT 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2021 65:55


    Good ol' emo Joe-b continues to be the goth child everyone hated growing up.

    Job CH9 PT1

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2021 59:30


    This week, Dan digs into cancel culture, Dave Chappelle's new special and the first 12 verses of chapter 9 in the book of Job.

    Job Ch 8

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2021 47:53


    Job Ch 7

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2021 36:24


    Job Ch 6 Part Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2021 47:51


    Job Ch 6 Part One

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2021 50:11


    Job Ch5 Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2021 35:20


    Job Ch 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2021 46:36


    Job Ch 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2021 52:20


    Job Ch 3 - The Black Charade

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2021 60:04


    We read Chapter 3 of the Book of Job where Job really leans in to his My Chemical Romance side. Follow along as a 1%'r whines about life being unfair.  

    Book of Job Ch 2 - Old Jizz Skin

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2021 39:20


    Job Chapter 1 Verse 1 - Climbing Back In Naked

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2021 47:39


    This week we return with the beginning of the most sadistic book of the old testament - Job. We also learn that Satan loves taking walks and Yahweh (unsurprisingly) is really god damned lazy.

    Ezekiel Ch 12 - Simon Says Be A Trash Panda

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2019 38:41


    In this episode we learn about Yahweh's attempt to give a warning to the nation of israel. In addition, we learn about how bad I am on a date, and Notre Dame Cathedral. Enjoy!

    Ezekiel Ch 11 part 2 - Inside Basebible

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2019 54:39


    Ezekiel Ch11 Part 1 - Babies at the gates

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2019 61:36


    Hello all, In this episode we read half of chapter 11 of Ezekiel. Enjoy!

    Ezekiel Ch 10 - Here We Go Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2019 59:14


    Hello friends, In this episode we are reading Chapter 10 of Ezekiel which is more of the old testament's greatest acid trip. In addition, I discuss in not very great detail what I've been doing for the last year. Enjoy!

    Live From Helium, the Miracles of Jesus

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2019 68:42


    Recorded live at Helium comedy club on 12/29/18.    

    Ezekiel Chapter 9 with Nariko Ott

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2018 59:02


    Ezekiel Ch 8 Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2018 55:12


    Ezekiel Ch 8 - Kung Fu and Comedy

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2018 65:16


    Hello friends, In this episode I only manage to read 4 verses of Ezekiel in about an hour. The rest is just me talking about shit. If that sounds good to you, awesome. If not, then maybe skip this one as it will be disappointing. Enjoy I Hope!

    Ezekiel Chapter 7 Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2018 62:05


    Where's Dad And The Hot Disability

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2018 52:02


    Hello friends, In this weeks episode we read the first half of chapter 7 of Ezekiel. In addition we learn about home schooling, why me looking good with a cane isn't the best and worst way to die. Enjoy!

    I'm Yahweh, What's My Name

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2018 66:21


    Story of Samson Live At Helium Comedy Club

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2018 98:19


    Hello all, Thanks to producer extraordinaire Randy, I can share with all of you the audio from the live show at Helium Comedy Club in Portland Oregon recorded right before Christmas. It was a great show, I hope you enjoy it. In order the save the audio, some of the residual laughs from the audience got lost. Sorry about that. Also, sorry I didn't publish anything on Wednesday. I got hit by a car on Tuesday night and have been dealing with that bullshit.

    For 19.99 You Too Can Eat Your Son

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2018 51:19


    Hello friends, In this weeks episode we read half of Chapter 5 of Ezekiel where Yahweh continues to torture Ezekiel for pretty much no reason at all. In addition we learn about being undeniable, why Oprah probably wouldn't be a great president and the worst way to shave. Enjoy!

    Satan Wanders The Earth and An Easter Egg

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2017 57:09


    Hello friends, This episode is the audio of a show I did at Open Signal here in Portland for viewing on the local public access channels. We read about a chapter and half of The Book of Job. In addition, we talk about catch phrases, taking bad news poorly and there is an easter egg you can find near the end. Enjoy

    Lego Jerusalem and Shit Fire Crakers

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2017 46:11


    Hello all, In this episode we read Chapter 4 of Ezekiel, where Yahweh forces Ezekiel to lay on his side, eat starvation rations of crackers cooked of a fire build with dried shit and play army men against a toy Jerusalem. In addition we learn about why I don't like knee jerk libertarian comedians, my opinions on net neutrality and Track Palin goin' off the rails on his old man. Enjoy!

    My Murders Are Your Murders

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2017 52:06


    Hello all, In this episode we finish reading Ezekiel Ch 3, where Yahweh gives Ezekiel an impossible task. In addition I rant about Ron Moore (thank you Alabama for not electing that pile of shit), my new girlfriend (thank you Danni Zamudio for being fucking amazing) and the difficulties of being a Televangelist before television. Enjoy! PS - Please come to Helium Comedy Club on 12/20 at 8PM to hear me and a bunch of my funny friends read the story of Samson for Christmas.

    John 3:16 Live at the Portland Podcast Festival

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2017 20:18


    Hello all, In this weeks episode, I am proud to present my segment from the first annual Portland Podcast Festival held on 12/2. In it I read John 3:16 the Christian's number one campaign slogan. In addition we learn about god's "love", how bad a salesman Jesus was and what is the best possible afterlife. Enjoy!

    Stump Fucking The Headless Corpse Of The Middle Class

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2017 40:31


    Hello all, In this weeks episode we read the first half of Ezekiel Ch 3. In addition we learn about how dope the Portland Podcast Festival was, the death of the American Dream and a magic scroll human centipede. Enjoy!

    God Caviar and the Worst Neg Ever

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2017 45:39


    Hello all, In this episode we read Ezekiel chapter 2, where Yahweh gives Ezekiel an offer he really, really can't refuse. In addition we learn about why normalizing Nazis is stupid, open mic crazy people and which character I would be in the Breakfast Club. Enjoy!

    The Pelican Creep and Fire Metal Rainbos

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2017 49:56


    Hello friends, In this episode we read the second half of chapter 1 of the book of Ezekiel. In addition we learn about John Grisham being a gross pile of shit, who some of my favorite comedians are and why I always ask if I can kiss someone. Enjoy!

    Patriarchy Bullet Proof Vest And UFO Acid Trips

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2017 42:40


    Hello friends, In this episode we start reading the Book of Ezekiel which opens with a scene from a metal video. In addition we learn about the death threat glass ceiling, Fox News making sense and why rock and roll can save your psyche. Enjoy

    The Dashboard Couchfessional and Fuckable Tear Ducts

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2017 48:47


    Hello all, In this episode we read chapter 6 of Psalms where David gets more weepy than ever before. In addition we learn about not killing yourself, old money complaints and why Manafort will probably be just fine. Enjoy

    Automatic Bluetooth Cum Machine and The Throat Graveyard

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2017 57:33


    Hello friends, In this episode we read chapter 5 of the Book of Psalms where David orders Yahweh more. In addition we talk about #metoo, what I would do with a trillion dollars and throat tombs. Enjoy!

    Assault Riffle Scams and A Vote Against Yahweh

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2017 43:41


    Hello all,     In this episode we read chapter 4 of the Book of Psalms. In addition, we learn about the horrific assault rifle scam, Pat Roberson's horrifying commentary and why Libertarian Christians are the fucking worst. Enjoy!

    Monkey Paw Prayers and Wet Tambourines

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2017 50:57


    Hello friends, Recorded live at Kelly's Olympian in Downtown Portland, a group of friends and I read Judges 11 where a man makes the worst deal in human history with Yahweh. In addition, we learn about my odd knowledge of Drake, why tambourines suck and the value of an big head start. Enjoy! Included on the panel are: Adam Pasi, David Mascorro, Kelly Richardson, Alex Rios, Trevor Thorpe, and Cait Weierhauser.

    Living Life With Defiance

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2017 50:05


    Hello all, In this weeks episode I talk a lot about myself, the last twelve months of my life and living life in defiance. Also we read chapter 3 of Psalms where David brags about his bodyguard Yahweh. Thank you for listening.

    Iron Rods and Terrified Fun

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2017 35:32


    Hello friends, In this episode we read Psalms Ch 2, where shitty King David tells nations how they should behave. In addition we learn about proper nuclear apocalypse etiquette, old testament bad publicity and one of the best ways to die. Enjoy!

    Wickeds, Sinners and Scoffers, Oh My!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2017 27:46


    Coward Griffin and The King of Jazz

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2017 38:20


    Hello all, In this episode we read the first part of the Book of Daniel Chapter 3, where Nebuchadnezzar makes himself the King of Music. In addition we learn about needless pamphlets, being a coward and why there will eventually be an execution at burning man. Enjoy!

    Daniel Ch 2 Part 2 - The Human Economic Centipede

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2017 53:47


    Hello all, In this episode we finish reading chapter 2 of the Book Of Daniel where Daniel managed to lie as effectively as anyone in human history. In addition, we learn about why leaders are weird, the non value of being wise and why incense was the greatest gift you could someone in the time of the Old Testament. Enjoy!

    Feet Washing And King Slapping

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2017 116:01


    Hello All, In this live recorded episode, we learn about the last supper and the trial of Jesus. In addition, we learn a great deal about feet, Bill Cosby and how improve doomed Jesus to death. Enjoy!

    Daniel Ch 02 - Don't Make Me Tell You Twice

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2017 40:00


    Hello all, In this episode we read Daniel Ch 02 where the king has a bad dream and then makes everyone else have a terrible day. In addition we learn about when it would be OK to steal material, why have an occupassion is fine and the value of listening. Enjoy!

    Daniel Ch 01 - The Chocopolypse

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2017 39:51


    Hello friends, In this much belated episode we read the Book of Daniel Chapter 01. We also talk about King Trump, why being a billionaire in ancient times sucked and the value of lying your ass off. Enjoy!

    1 Samuel 27 - If A Massacre Happens With No Witnesses Did It Really Happen

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2016 41:58


    Hello all, In this episode we read chapter 27 of 1 Samuel, where David raids a bunch of Jewish settlements and kills every single person in them to keep his name in the clear. In addition we learn why I don't like Final Fantasy 7, my least favorite sitcom and why I wish I could black out. Enjoy! PS - In this episode the crowd mic didn't work so there are moments where I am responding to comments from the crowd. Hopefully you will be able to infer their question based on my answer.

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