Ridiculously Bored

The episode where the boys head to the bayou to experience some cajun culture and cuisine in New Orleans. Sugar Daddy and Hot Chocolate tag along for the trip. David forgets to book a room for this trip. Michael makes an attempt to "wax poetic". --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys welcome Donald Trump back to the Twitterverse. Michael can't seem to find Italy's World Cup bracket. David dives back into the world of QAnon. The boys determine the actual date where it's ok to start decorating for Christmas (hint: it's still not ok to start in October). The debate as to whether the Thanksgiving Turkey has been "cancelled" continues.  "Am I The Asshole?" makes a return. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys get real and talk about feelings. Ok, just kidding...we all know they have no feelings and are lifeless, soulless shells of a human being but that is beside the point. Michael has a racist moment at the nursing home. David watches his cryptocurrency portfolio dwindle into nothingness. Michael has a new hero, Nick Cannon. David decides to take a break from the show. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys slip and slide their way around cancel culture...and Las Vegas. Michael takes an interest in Gisele Bündchen but Tom Brady is still the GOAT. David goes skiing. Michael meets an old friend. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys experience all of the human senses: David has a poop spray incident. Michael takes a bite out of Apple. The boys see nightmarish cuteness and yet you still choose to listen to it. You just can't touch this. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys play a new game. It involves, you guessed it--dead people. Michael thinks he was in the presence of real sports trophies that definitely weren't replicas. David plays along. The boys discuss random topics, never finish them and get sidetracked with more ridiculous randomness. The Alzheimer's gene is strong with this one. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys talk bums. David meets a special friend in Las Vegas. Michael has a dirty conversation via Facetime. David experiences the least effective way to wipe your bum. Michael is robbed by an army of preteens. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys discuss the color spectrum, sort of. Michael recalls what a fluffer is. Hey, he needed the money. David's back/neck diagnosis is revealed. Michael disappoints a dear family member, again. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

After a brief break, the boys are "back" at it. David has back problems. Michael's backside gets some action. The boredom discussion gets back to basics. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys pledge their allegiance to the new king of...something. Michael tries a horse sandwich. David travels to another dimension. Michael pulls rank on a travel agent. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys take the debauchery to another level. David's trip to Canada takes an interesting turn. Michael's wife unknowingly makes some modifications to his car. The boys play a new game. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where Michael realizes that he has some memory issues. David has a family golf outing. Michael goes to cloud school. The boys share their least favorite song in the whole world. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode with no structure, no meaning and no sense. The boys discuss a bunch of random topics, get off subject for a few minutes, forget to come back to the subject and then don't finish the topic. In other words, it's just another normal episode of Ridiculously Bored. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where Michael recounts the second half of his epic Australian getaway. David plays "Guess the Aussie Slang". --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The Australia Episode: Michael goes to Australia. David has lots of questions. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where Michael has to bend the knee...and stop being a little bitch about his knee pain. David has to go to Vegas, yet again. Michael puts his foot in his mouth when attempting to joke about his boss. Speaking of bosses, the mafia army in the sky inducts its latest member. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys say goodbye to a close family member. Michael has issues with modern day airplane restrictions. David teaches Michael a lesson about the legendary DB Cooper (and the money he took). Michael's patience is tested...again. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys deal with all sorts of maladies (mostly mental). David gets COVID, yet again. Michael thinks he's invincible after he gets his 14th COVID booster because he's old AF. David's dogs go on a credit card spending spree. Michael has to get real with his father. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

Season 5 is here! Michael takes the family to the Bahamas for vacation. His wallet takes it in the rear, no lube. David narrowly avoids getting shot in Denver. The boys play the Newlywed Game. Don't get too excited...they didn't make whoopie. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys shed a few tears over the death of a family member. This is a heavy episode...you have been warned. Michael has to "go under" for some lower body therapy. David recalls the time he had a camera shoved up his urethra. The news continues to baffle the boys. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where bad luck potentially turns into good luck. David gets stranded on the side of the road in 100+ degree weather and meets a new friend. Michael almost loses a family member. The ridiculous news stories from this week are too much to handle. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where David's long-awaited mirrorball party helmet arrives. It's worse that they thought it would be. Michael takes some heat because of his OCD when it comes to calendar meeting invites. David spends a small fortune traveling to California. Michael tries to educate David on shrinkage based on his years of experience with the subject matter. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys ponder all that is wrong with the world, and themselves. The news is bad all around. Michael suffers the consequences of trying to nicely tell someone that their clothes aren't flattering. David goes whale watching both on and off-shore. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys discuss the meaning of the word normal and easily come to the conclusion that they do not fit the definition. David gets scammed by one of those tempting Instagram product ads. Michael has to take out a loan to afford a trip to Australia. The boys discover some love on the spectrum. What spectrum? We still don't know. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys finally decide to call it quits. Vegas is just too damn expensive to continue on. David is weeks away from becoming an empty-nester. Michael meets a fellow disabled walker with a different story. David has an insurance problem. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys prep for the big annual Vegas trip. Michael's third leg tries to make an appearance at a recent therapy session. The boys share the thing they like the most about each other...awww, isn't that cute. Michael still doesn't think that his wife, the mother of his children, wanted anything for Mother's Day. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

It's actually somewhat of an oval but that's a story for a different podcast. This is the episode where the boys discover that "Flat-Earthers" are, in fact, real people. Yes, they do exist...who knew? Michael considers laser hair removal, but not for his balls. David has a solution for the Roe v. Wade problem. Michael has a situation with a Karen at CVS. David's daughter flexes on Michael's grammatical prowess, or lack thereof. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys take a more artsy approach to podcasting. Michael has a spiritual experience in a museum. David doesn't listen. Michael partakes in multiple forms of gaming. David doesn't care. Michael tells a story about a penis car wash. David gives Michael his full and undivided attention. While we discuss Van Gogh's lack of an ear it's David who clearly isn't listening. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys find themselves in yet another quandary. David has some issues...too many to discuss in one episode. Michael discovers newly formed artwork in his driveway (made of human feces). A coworker finds himself involved in a real-life murder mystery. David has a modeling gig. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys discuss the birds and the bees. Michael's dad takes an interest in body-building. David goes on a 5-day bender in Mexico. The boys each share the story of the day they first became men. Well, we all know they are both still man-children but you get the point. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys bring back a few old segments from the past. Michael still thinks his children will listen to the podcast when they get older and think he's normal. David thinks Michael is out of his mind. Michael doesn't disagree. The term “finger blasting” causes some friction between the boys. Michael gets creative in order to avoid a fight. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys try to keep the boat afloat while the world begins to crumble. Mike's dad goes into cardiac arrest (not kidding). David gets hot at the roulette table. Mike gets hot trying to figure out his thermostat.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys contemplate the economics of being a Sugar Baby. Michael ponders the sensibilities of the butterfly effect. David embarks on the first of three Vegas trips in the next 45 days. Three more horrible ways to die are uncovered in a single week. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys, after an unexpected hiatus, try to pick up the pieces. Michael experiences an enema for the first time (since last week). Michael's wife deserves a Wife of the Year nomination for this one. David gets into a fight with a lawnmower and loses. TRIGGER WARNING: There is a significant amount of dialog around Michael's recent knee surgery so if you are triggered by talk of surgery, blood or feces, please DO NOT listen to this episode. You have been warned. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys discuss a possible solution for world peace and you can practice it every 15 minutes (although your mileage may vary). Michael deals with the real-world reality of his comments from a prior episode. David's kid has a business idea. Michael has Internet problems...again. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys answer a ton of questions. Among them: How does one get a frozen penis? Is Chernobyl still radioactive? Is getting stuck 150 feet below the ground in a dark cave the worst way to die? Does the human soul have weight? How much weight can you gain by eating scones in Hawaii? Can a human get seasick from watching porn? Yeah, this one is a doozy. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys discuss a smattering of inappropriate content...pretty much like every other episode. Michael's friend has a bowel problem after a night of binging food. David's trip to Hawaii takes an expensive turn. A listener of the show has some questions. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys cover everything from (im)proper parenting to the (im)proper use of pronouns. Michael almost gets outwitted by his son. David has a fit over the redistricting habits of politicians. The boys ponder the recent resurgence of hologram concerts. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys return to their normal debauchery after a short break. Michael tries to break up the band while David gets hooked on Wordle. Michael's mouth gets him a pizza with some "extra special" sauce. David thinks it's man-batter. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

SEASON 3 FINALE! The episode where the boys talk about death. Lots and lots of death. Death of New Years Resolutions, death of the filibuster, death of sexy time, death of toothpaste, death of the Superbowl Half-Time show and, most importantly, the death of Michael's humor. If we're truly being honest, it was never really alive anyways. But that is a conversation for season 4. Ciao! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys discuss the merits of self-defense while visiting relatives in nursing homes. A friend of Michael's gets a life-saving second opinion. David wonders if crying at work is socially acceptable. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys discuss, among other things, this litigious society and the scum-sucking leeches that make it a reality (but who are we to judge?) Michael needs a body-part replacement. David ponders the whether the government is capable of making spy drones look like birds. Spoiler alert, they aren't.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys recount the crazy holiday shenanigans. Michael's dad goes for an unexpected joy ride and Michael doesn't get anything from Santa. David and son dodge flight cancellations, a winter storm, a massive wildfire and a slip-sliding 18-wheeler just to go skiing. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys reminisce about the Christmas season, good and bad. David has a close call with crazies. Michael, once again, tries to skirt the system. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys tell sphincter stories. This episode is not for the faint-hearted and definitely do NOT listen to this episode while eating or having just eaten. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Michael has an auditory experience at the nursing home. David catches yet another flu-like virus (4 for 4 in 2021). --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys spend all too much time talking about body parts that should be left to the adults. David comes home with a rather large "gift". Michael continues to torture his wife and children with pranks. The Beatles also make an appearance in this episode so we'll just have to let it be. Pun intended. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys discuss, among other things, the safest way to do the dirty deed on an airplane without getting arrested. David discovers why time seems to fly by so quickly this year. Michael brings back an old segment but still can't figure out how to make it funny. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys tackle serious subjects like life, death, turkeys, vampires, zombies and shitty relatives. You know who you are, shitty relatives. David is dealt a dose of harsh reality when he visits his dad in the hospital on Thanksgiving. Michael gets rejected by a chef. The boys discover they share an affinity for expensive online t-shirt companies. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys unleash their mask-wearing, dealer-insulting and prostitute-judging rage onto the city of Las Vegas. David loses some money and then wins some back. Michael loses some money and then loses some back. But both boys are thankful that they have each other, kinda. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

It's the one-year anniversary episode! The episode where the boys quickly look back on one year of stupidness. And by quick we mean about 45 seconds...which, coincidentally, is how long Michael lasts when doing the deed. Is it really a coincidence, though? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support

The episode where the boys tackle organized religion (again) and excessive bodily fluids. Trigger warning: this episode is not suitable for children, priests, nuns, vampires, ghosts or adults with a gag reflex. You have been warned. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ridiculously-bored/support