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Everyone makes mistakes, even a magical hat. Especially when it has had a bit too much butterbeer.

The Davey Sisters


    • Dec 22, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 44m AVG DURATION
    • 58 EPISODES


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    How The Grinch Stole Christmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2024 51:30


    Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double hate. Loathe entirely! We're the cheermeisters this holiday season! We've got beers, a game, some really sloppy sorting, and in a shocking turn of events the magical mashup will be exactly what everyone is expecting!

    Christmas Vacation

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2023 61:33


    Get ready for a fun old fashion family Christmas. In this episode, there's beers, cocktails, beeps, vacations, frozen toes, and a whole lot of Christmas misery. Get ready for the gift that keeps on giving - The Sloppy Sorting Hat!

    Beetlejuice

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2023 49:17


    It's Showtime!! We're sorting He Who Must Not Be Named Three Times. We have an eerie theory, a spooky cocktail, and a mashup that will have you laughing until Halloween!

    Encanto

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2023 61:53


    We don't talk about Bruno or Voldy in this one. Wait. Yes, we do. Check out which Hogwarts house each member of the family Madrigal is in. Make sure you listen until the magical mashup, you already know what that's going to be. If you're like Isabel and tired of perfect, listen to this imperfect masterpiece.

    Deadpool

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2022 45:42


    Just Deadpool. And games, drinks, and continuous deadpool quotes.

    Princess Diaries

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2022 49:16


    Pardon our absence, but we were very busy learning how to be royal after discovering all three of us are royal sister Princesses from a made up country. But we're finally back, and we're sorting the characters from the Princess Diaries! Join us as we play classic games, poke fun at a friend of the show and tell each other to SHUT UP a little too much.

    Full House

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2022 43:16


    You want us to keep sorting characters from 90s classics? You got it, dude! Who better to sort the three iconic Tanner sisters than the three iconic Davey sisters? Join us as we talk about Full House, dissect famous catch phrases and remember the hilarious Bob Saget.

    Home Alone

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2021 69:34


    Merry Christmas, you sloppy slops! That's right, we're sorting one smart-smart kiddo and a bunch of other dumb-dumbs from holiday classics Home Alone 1 and Home Alone 2. And we're doing it all with a special guest – our very first returning guest podcaster. Plus, we've got games, a holiday song parody and much more holiday joy!

    The Holiday

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2021 46:33


    It's not a complete holiday season without re-watching the classic romcom The Holiday. Join us as we sort all the silly, weepy characters from this heartwarming Christmas classic. Plus, we've got tequila, games and much more!

    Halloweentown

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2021 61:38


    Nobody around here really appreciates our taste in weird stuff - like mashing up Harry Potter and Halloweentown! We're sorting the characters from this legendary Disney Channel Original Movie to celebrate Halloween. Plus, we've got some brooming under the influence, some extremely sloppy spellcasting and more. Being normal is vastly overrated!

    2nd Anniversary Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2021 54:33


    We've been very sloppily recording this podcast for 2 whole years now, and you know what that means! You don't? Yea, neither do we. So we just threw together yet another Anniversary Special! We're playing all our favorite games, laughing at some bloopers, and sorting every Hufflepuff's favorite snack - cookies! Pop open some champagne and celebrate with us, sloppy slops!

    Bridesmaids

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2021 49:27


    In good times, in bad times, we'll be on your side forever more! That's what the Sloppy Sorting Hat is for! We're back from our spin-off break and we're here for you - just like Annie is there for Lillian on her big day in the hit female-driven comedy Bridesmaids. Listen in as we sort these classy ladies, and play some of our fan favorite games! If we were drunk could we do THIS!? (Hint: absolutely we could, and often do!)

    The Sloppy Slop - Big Brother 23 - Finale

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2021 53:02


    It's time for Biiiiiiig Brother... for the final week on the Sloppy Slop! We're sending the Big Brother 23 houseguests off with a final sorting. Join us to find out who our Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin of the season are! Plus, we discuss who we'd like to see as a future All Star, who we think we'll see on the next season of The Challenge, and answer some final questions. Eavesdrop on us for all that and more!

    The Sloppy Slop - Big Brother 23 - Week 12

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2021 40:10


    It's time for Biiiiiiig Brother... for yet another week on the Sloppy Slop! We're absolutely e-shocked about what Kyland did during the live show, but we've shaken it off and are here, as always, sorting the houseguests into the Hogwarts houses. Plus, we discuss who we want to win the season as we head into finale night next week! Eavesdrop on us for all that and more!

    The Sloppy Slop - Big Brother 23 - Week 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2021 41:01


    It's time for Biiiiiiig Brother... for yet another DOUBLE EVICTION week on the Sloppy Slop! We're sad to have lost two members of the Cookout, but we're still here sorting the houseguests into the Hogwarts houses - even Manda who really wanted to self-evict this week. Plus, we discuss Kyland's strategy, Azah's mistakes and go off on a tangent about The Challenge. Eavesdrop on us for all that and more!

    The Sloppy Slop - Big Brother 23 - Week 10

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2021 41:56


    It's time for Biiiiiiig Brother... for DOUBLE EVICTION week on the Sloppy Slop! Two houseguests were e-voted, the Cookout is officially the final six, and Zingbot made his annual appearance this week - and we're going strong through it all sorting the houseguests into the Hogwarts houses. Plus, we zing a few Harry Potter characters and go off on some very sloppy tangents. Eavesdrop on us for all that and more!

    The Sloppy Slop - Big Brother 23 - Week 9

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2021 27:59


    It's time for Biiiiiiig Brother... for another week on the Sloppy Slop! We evicted two hosts this week, but we're still going strong sorting the houseguests into the Hogwarts houses. Plus, a contentious Who's Your Keeper discussion, live feed spoilers from the HOH comp and some very sloppy tangents. Eavesdrop on us for all that and more!

    The Sloppy Slop - Big Brother 23 - Week 8

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2021 45:26


    It's time for Biiiiiiig Brother... for another week on the Sloppy Slop! We're pouring one out for our homie Derek X. while we sort the houseguests into the Hogwarts houses. Plus, a controversial Potion of Veto comp, a lot of questions for the BB professors, and some very sloppy tangents. Eavesdrop on us for all that and more!

    The Sloppy Slop - Big Brother 23 - Week 7

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2021 41:30


    It's time for Biiiiiiig Brother... for another week on the Sloppy Slop! Britni may be gone (but never forgotten), but we're still sorting the houseguests into the Hogwarts houses. Plus, a very special double Potion of Veto comp, and we go on some very sloppy tangents. Eavesdrop on us for all that and more!

    The Sloppy Slop - Big Brother 23 - Week 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2021 52:44


    It's time for Biiiiiiig Brother... for another week on the Sloppy Slop! The Cookout may be falling apart, but we're still sorting the houseguests into the Hogwarts houses. Plus, tension heats up during the Potion of Veto comp, and we go on some very sloppy tangents. Eavesdrop on us for all that and more!

    The Sloppy Slop - Big Brother 23 - Week 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2021 34:50


    It's time for Biiiiiiig Brother... for another week on the Sloppy Slop! The teams twist may be gone, but we're still sorting the houseguests into the Hogwarts houses. Plus, listen to the end to hear spoilers as the HOH competition plays out on the live feeds. Eavesdrop on us for all that and more!

    The Sloppy Slop - Big Brother 23 - Week 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2021 29:06


    It's time for Biiiiiiig Brother... for another week on the Sloppy Slop! We're back again sorting the cast into the Hogwarts houses for the week. Plus, we've got a brand new top secret special surprise, as promised last week. Eavesdrop on us to find out what it is!

    The Sloppy Slop - Big Brother 23 - Week 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2021 34:59


    We're still at it, sorting the Big Brother 23 cast into the Hogwarts houses. But first, we're discussing some delicious drinks, playing a quick Potion of Veto Ceremony, and picking our keepers for the week. Eavesdrop on us to hear our latest picks!

    The Sloppy Slop - Big Brother 23 - Week 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2021 40:48


    This summer, expected the unexpected - for us to discuss the first full week in the Big Brother 23 house. Actually... that's pretty expected. But, oh well, you should still join us as we decide who's the Hufflepuff, Gryffindor, Slytherin and Ravenclaw of the Week! Plus, who's a Keeper and who is that ball boy from the HOH comp? Listen to find out!

    The Sloppy Slop - Big Brother 23 - Week 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2021 31:37


    This summer, you can expect the unexpected from the Sloppy Sorting Hat because we're entering the Big Brother house to talk about Season 23 with our own sloppy twist! This week we're discussing the new cast. Who's the Hufflepuff, Gryffindor, Slytherin and Ravenclaw of the Week? Who's a Keeper? And who is Zingbot!? Listen to find out!

    High School Musical

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2021 57:05


    Just call us freaky podcast girls! Because we're doing the callbacks for one of those early DCOMs (Disney Channel Original Movies, duh!) and sorting the cheesy characters from High School Musical. We're all in this together, so listen as we get sloppy, broom under the influence and sing some parodies! Oh c'mon, you knew we were gonna sing. Plus, listen all the way to the end for a very special announcement! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Little Fires Everywhere

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2021 61:51


    In Shaker Heights, there's a plan for everything. On the Sloppy Sorting Hat? Not so much. Elena Richardson wouldn't approve, but we're sorting the very flawed characters from Little Fires Everywhere anyway. Join us as we talk about turkey basters, motherhood and the fabulous Reese Witherspoon! Plus, we're playing classic games, talking about HP theories and more! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Jurassic Park

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2021 55:08


    We were so preoccupied with whether we could do a Season 3, we didn't stop to think if we should do a Season 3. But sloppiness... finds a way. So we're back and we're sorting the characters from the 90's classic Jurassic Park! We also unveil a new game, and close out the exciting cliffhanger from the Season 2 finale! What house is Manda really in? Listen to find out! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    A Very Potter Musical

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2021 63:40


    It's our Season 2 Finale and that means we've gotta get back to Hogwarts! Listen in as things get totally awesome when we sort the comical characters from A Very Potter Musical. Plus, we've got yet another confunded guest podcaster, the mastermind behind @Cocktails_and_Cravings on Instagram and our biggest fan, Meagan. We're sharing a very special collaborative cocktail! Plus -- fun games, outlandish ships and an incredible revelation from Manda that you won't believe! Man, we're glad we went back! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Star Wars - Episodes 4-6

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2021 83:15


    Yea, we might be sloppy, but we're also scruffy-looking nerfherders. That's why we're sorting characters from the sci-fi classic Star Wars. We're talking about the original trilogy with our special confunded guest podcaster, Justin! Plus, we're brooming under the influence, discussing some weird theories, and debating who's the bigger babe - Han or Leia. This IS the podcast you're looking for! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    The Devil Wears Prada

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2021 60:37


    The truth is, there is no one who can do what we do - sloppily sort characters from The Devil Wears Prada! A million girls would kill to listen to this podcast. So join us and witness baby fox talk, the birth of a new catch phrase and the telling of our podcast origin story. That's all. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Sloppy Sorting Hat - Zoolander

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2021 37:55


    What is this... a podcast for slops!? Yep! So, join us as we destroy the Prime Minister of Malaysia... uh, we mean sort the zany characters from the hit comedy Zoolander. Plus, we're playing games, doing some mad libs and answering questions from friends of the show. This damn podcast, it's so hot right now! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Sloppy Sorting Hat - Arrested Development

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2021 85:08


    Marry us! Because we're sorting the characters from Arrested Development. You might think a basket of deplorables like the Bluths would all be sorted into Slytherin, but we're as sloppy as Buster after a couple of juice boxes so we may have gotten it a little wrong. Plus, we tricked another person into guest podcasting with us! Or was it more like we deceived them? Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. Add in some games, spilled veritaserum and wild theories and you've got everything you need to make a podcast solid as a rock!

    Sloppy Sorting Hat - 10 Things I Hate About You

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2021 45:08


    New year, same old Sloppy Sorting Hat - just a lame excuse for all the idiots who make this podcast to drink beer in hopes of distracting themselves from the pathetic emptiness of their meaningless, consumer-driven lives! That's right, we're kicking off 2021 with the acerbic wit of Kat Stratford and her classmates from 10 Things I Hate About You. Join us and be whelmed as we sort this early 90s Shakespearean knock-off, play some games and swoon over Heath Ledger. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Sloppy Sorting Hat - The Santa Clause

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2020 39:31


    Look, we know what movie we're sorting for Christmas. You know what movie we're sorting for Christmas. So let's make this simple. Join us as we sort the corny characters from that 90s classic: Kris Kringle! Sinterklaas! Pere Noel! Babbo Natale! Pelz-Nickel! Topo Gigio! It's the Santa Clause! Plus, we're talking holiday ghosts, singing a Mariah parody and discussing that academic question that's baffled HP experts for years: is Santa a wizard? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Sloppy Sorting Hat - Avengers

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2020 44:12


    Sloppy Slops, ASSEMBLE! We're sorting some of the marvelous (get it!?) heroes and villains from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. We're doing the heroic work. The hard work. Drinking beers. Playing games. Mashing up wizardly and marvely universes. And don't worry, just like Cap, we can do this all day! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Sloppy Sorting Hat - Breaking Bad

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2020 36:09


    It's Thanksgiving and of course that means it's time to cook.... some meth! Join us as we cook up the blue stuff and sort the morally questionable characters from Breaking Bad. We've got a few games, a few beers and we sloppily jump from topic to topic hitting on such holiday favorites as the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and turkey sandwiches. If you're missing your family this Thanksgiving, listen to us and give thanks that your parents probably aren't messing you up in the head as bad as Walter Jr.'s messed him up. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Sloppy Sorting Hat - The Nightmare Before Christmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2020 37:05


    We are the Sorting Queens! So don't miss out as we sort the creepy characters from The Nightmare Before Christmas. We're playing games, parodying songs and going off on some truly unrelated tangents. It's everything you need to make a Halloween great! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Sloppy Sorting Hat - 1st Anniversary Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2020 39:43


    We've been slopping our way through this podcast for a whole year, and you know what that means! You don't? Yea, neither do we. So we just threw together this 1st Anniversary Special! We're sorting our partners and our friends (AKA our cats), playing games, talking ships and unveiling our exciting blooper reel. Pop open some champagne and celebrate with us, sloppy slops! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Sloppy Sorting Hat - Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2020 50:22


    We're dedicating this one to some very loyal listeners who don't think they've heard anything good today. Join us as we sort an 80's classic - Ferris Bueller's Day Off! We're drinking, twisting, shouting, mad-libbing, buzzed brooming and so much more. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and listen to a podcast every once in a while, you could miss some very sloppy sortings! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Sloppy Sorting Hat - Legally Blonde

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2020 35:15


    Oh my god, you guys! If there ever was a perfect podcast this one... is way too sloppy to be it. But join us anyway as we sort the lovely ladies and sleazy dudes from Legally Blonde. Plus, we play some fan-favorite games, talk about one of the weirder ships in the Harry Potter fandom and find out about Dani's touching crush on Emmett. Seriously, give us a listen. Podcasts give you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Sloppy Sorting Hat - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2020 36:39


    The Gang Sorts It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia! You might think that every character in Sunny would be sorted into Slytherin - but think again! We're as sloppy as the gang in, well, pretty much every episode. So we got it a little wrong, as usual. Plus, we've got the maddest libs and the magicalist mash ups. You don't have to listen, but we really recommend that you do. You know, because of the implication. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Sloppy Sorting Hat - A League of Their Own

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2020 39:22


    It's season 2 of the Sloppy Sorting Hat and we're leading off with a '90s classic. We've got beers, beeps and babes in this episode. But girls, playing baseball!? That's right, we're sorting the Peaches and the Belles from A League of Their Own! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Sloppy Sorting Hat - Harry Potter Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2020 55:15


    It's our Season 1 finale and, that's right, we're going back to Hogwarts to sort even more of your beloved Harry Potter characters. We're sloppier than ever because for the first time we're podcasting all from the same room. Listen as we play some classic games, talk about clips from our favorite Season 1 moments, and Slytherin with a few surprises!

    Sloppy Sorting Hat - Twilight Saga

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2020 41:22


    Do you love great characters and plot? Well, we're sorry to disappoint because in this episode we're sorting the hideous tween hit The Twilight Saga. What we DO have is mad libs, patronus talk and a classic rant from Miche on the dangers of misreading Shakespeare.

    Sloppy Sorting Hat- Parks & Recreation

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2020 59:13


    Happy Galentines Day! We’re sorting the fabulous goddesses from the hilarious show Parks & Recreation. Also the men, but we always keep it hoes before bros, uteruses before duderuses, and ovaries before brovaries! So, join us for games, theories and a special guest gal pal!

    Sloppy Sorting Hat - Bring It On

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2020 29:01


    Before you watch the Super Bowl this Sunday, don't forget to check out the cheerleaders! Join us while we sort those Rancho Carne Toros from Bring It On. Plus, we're putting the Odd in Podcast with a hilarious new game!

    Sloppy Sorting Hat - Frozen

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2020 32:58


    We're sorting Frozen characters, but you won't want to let this episode go! We've got classic games, original song parodies and some spilled veritaserum. It's seriously too cold to be out building a snowman, so do you want to listen to a podcast?

    Sloppy Sorting Hat - Fantastic Beasts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2020 30:50


    Welcome to the Roaring 20s -- 1920s, that is! We're sorting characters from Fantastic Beast and Where to Find Them and The Crimes of Grindelwald. Plus, we're playing classic games, talking about a crossover Eerie Theory and more.

    Sloppy Sorting Hat - A Christmas Story

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2019 26:47


    Listen to our latest episode -- we triple dog dare you! We sorting characters from A Christmas Story. Plus, we're playing classic games and spilling a little veriterserum!

    Sloppy Sorting Hat - The Office

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2019 36:18


    You have no idea how high we can fly, or how sloppy we can sort! Listen as we sort characters from the beloved sitcom The Office. Plus, we're playing classic games, answering listener questions and declaring bankruptcy.

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