SLUGFEST

A classic, no-budget Lethal Weapon rip-off. Things explode. Breasts are bared. People are shot. More things explode.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

They said it couldn't be done. Well Jackie Chan and John Cena proved them wrong. They pair two comedy action stars to make the most forgettable movie of the year. Bravo.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

Good Lord; this episode is more meandering than The Venture Bros. TV show for which this very special movie is a definitive conclusion. Special guest Scott Mountain taps in for Ryan.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

The slugs watch a fun chase movie set in medieval Norway with preposterous setup. Are you really expecting us to believe that a massive pandemic could fray social norms, set people against each other, and the ensuing chaos would have deadly consequences!? Pshaw, we say. Pshaw! We kid; A=actually the movie is quite good.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

Tyler Rake is back for more action, and so are the slugs. It's a must-watch love fest and maybe the best UncleFight ever put on film.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

The slugs take in a white savior movie with an insane body count. Shakespeare, this is not. But Shakespeare also never had a guy blowing dudes away with a handgun a range of less than three feet. Unless you count the Duke of Exeter from Henry V.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

Ryan loves the third act; Brant hated the third act. One thing they both agree on; they would gladly let Jun Ji-Hyun rob them blind if it involved pretending they were engaged to her.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

The Slugs are joined by returning guest Will Winn, a man who knows about being serious. Is Jet Li a noble hitman, or just a grossly incompetent one? Listen and learn, children.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

It's Ryan Gosling vs. Chris Evans and Ana de Armas in a no-holds-barred fight to see who can be the sexiest. Ryan and Brant come to terms with seeing Steve Rogers in a sex-offender mustache.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

Ryan and Brant return to the world of Becky. I hope you brought a smock and wetmop, because it's going to get... bloody.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

Did you ever think that what Kevin McCallister did in Home Alone was borderline criminal. Well, prepare to jump completely over that line. Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

Ryan and Brant discuss the merits of a monster movie made for the cost of a (very) nice meal out on the town.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

Who knew that a movie where Mike Tyson kicks Steven Seagal's ass would be such a boring lecture on China's attitudes towards free, secure internet policy and the ins-and-outs of bidding for telecommunication service provider contracts.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

Verdict: Straight Watchable. With one movie left in the Seagalathon miniseries, Ryan and Brant can see the light at the end of the Seagal tunnel. And by tunnel, we mean sewage outflow pipe. This movie does have one of the best explosions, and Seagal knows a thing or two about bombs. HI-YOOOOO!Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

It's Seagal's best performance. It's unwatchable! Which is it? It's BOTH. Ryan and Brant nearly come to blows (or snarky rejoinders) over this divisive, bargain basement film noir. Let it be known, regardless of his other opinions, that Ryan is a fan of George Eads!Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

Apparently, if you really want to make Steven Seagal happy, just call him the N word to his face. Fortunately, neither of the slugs has any interest in using that kind of language, or making Steven Seagal happy. Case in point: this Seagalathon.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

Steven Seagal and Stone Cold Steve Austin team up to shut down a very shabby prison. Hilarity ensues.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

The slugs are trying to understand how parole is enforced (for a friend), and the movie is  not clearing anything up.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

This Steven Seagal movie is pretending to be on a sub the entire time, because it wants to remind people of Under Siege. It has maaaaaybe about 15 minutes of sub scenes. That's okay, Under Siege was set on a battleship, not a sub. It's that lack of attention to detail that is a hallmark of this film.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

The Slugs review a movie about terrorists blowing up densely populated urban areas that was released two months after 9/11. Even more upsetting? Steven Seagal almost comes across as charismatic in this hatewatch gem.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

It's the Netflix exclusive sequel to the formerly Netflix exclusive Furie, which is no longer on Netflix. If you think that's confusing, you should stick around for the plot for Furies. Awesome motorcycle chases and go-go dancing make up for any convoluted storytelling.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

Imagine that somewhere, deep within the multiverse, there is an alternate reality where Josh Charles is a really cool dude, and Rutger Hauer is still a grumpy old crank.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

So there's a bunch of Korean future-Nazis who are the good guys, and one of them... nope; you lost us.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

For a movie called Robot Wars, there's surprisingly little of either in this sleepy Mecha dystopian yarn. Ryan and Brant try to make sense of the costuming and hair styling.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

The slugs fall in love with Pearl, a precocious young woman who dreams of being a star, and chops people up to feed to her pet alligator. Brant interrogates Ryan on how he defines the horror genre.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

The slugs take a trip down to the Big Easy as wrestling sensation Rob Van Dam punches his way through wave after wave of thugs. Stick around for the feature film debut of a little known actor by the name of DAVE BAUTISTA.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

This might be the greatest terrible action movie of all time. The slugs wrestle with the existential question, "If stunt performers are actually hitting each other full force, are these even stunts, or just rehearsed fighting?"Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

It's like the regular fight squads, except this one... get this... is female! Crazy, right? Ryan and Brant dig into a movie that has a ridiculous amount of green screen, competent fights, and a plot that's too complex by half.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

It's damn cold up in Slugfest HQ, but that doesn't stop the slugs from praising a must-watch classic.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

We just dropped some quarters in and selected 2-player for our discussion on the 2010 adaptation of Tekken. Get ready for HAIRRRR WORRRRRK!Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

Ryan is surviving Covid... barely. To be fair, this movie is confusing enough that it wasn't helping his brainfog. It's one part Old Boy, one part Snatch, and one part what the shit is happening here?Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

Lo Lieh is here to chew gum and destroy people with glowing death punches, and he's all out of gum.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

Imagine if Tommy Wiseau had made The Room about underground MMA fight clubs. That's basically what we're dealing with here, folks.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

Tournament season continues with the first entry in the extensive Bloodfist franchise. Ryan has a real problem with fighters who don't have personalities, and Brant thinks he's some kind of friggin' Harry Connick Jr. over here.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

No dogs were harmed (or savage) in the making of this movie.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

The slugs have some notes for Michael Jai White's directorial debut. Notes like... maybe next time, don't be such a rapey movie.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

Ryan breaks down the world cup. Brant comes clean about his childhood infatuation with Debi Mazar. Everybody loves Charles Dance's robotic wang.

Everybody loves Harry Potter. Somebody loved him so much they nailed guns into his hands. Brant thinks about Daniel Radcliffe's career, and Ryan thinks about smoking crack with Rhys Darby.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

Put in your stunner grill, grab a cricket bat, and don't forget to load your sawed-off shotgun. It's time to break out of prison and get psycho with Scott Adkins in this must listen episode of Slugfest for a MUST-WATCH banger. Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

Sometimes you edit the episode, and sometimes the episode edits you! I'm not sure what that means, but boy was this a long, soggy, sloppy n' floppy episode. And we sure had fun recording it. Oh yeah - somewhere in here is a discussion about a Rowdy Roddy Piper movie.

Ryan and Brant watch the historical documentary, Mortal Kombat.

The slugs struggle with a film that looks great withs strong performances, but has some very problematic takes on edginess. Ryan reveals that he is a Crispin Glover Lover, and Brant can't stop saying Soderbergh for some reason.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

Cuba Gooding Jr. seems unwell, and his daughter-character, creepy!Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

It's gun-fu time. Brant geeks out over the influence of The Killer, while Ryan has had it about up to *here* with Jenny's theme song. Also, find out what happens if you make a telemarketer call to Brant during a live recording.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

Scott Adkins returns as Mike Fallon, the hitman with a heart of gold in the sequel to 2018's Accident Man. Brant pushes Ryan out of his comfort zone to explain his love of title cards.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

EARLY HALLOWEEN DROP! Travel with the slugs to the beautiful vistas of Senegal, and then watch a bloody ghost tale of revenge play out! That's right, we're wrapping up our 2022 Helloween miniseries with Saloum. Quite possibly the coolest looking protaganists we've seen in a movie. It'll have you clamoring to watch the movie, and then clamor some more for Saloum: The Videogame!

The Slugs go back in time to the Joseon dynasty, where apparently there was a zombie epidemic that escaped the history books. Either that or it was a work of fiction. Ryan and Brant come to grips with so very, very many zombie rules at work in this movie.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

The slugs hit their limit on the Trancer-verse. 

Trancers II. It's like the first Trancers if Jack was a polygamist. Ryan talks about Don Johnson's punchable face.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

Ryan eats a bag of skittles on the mic, and Brant can't shut up about Tim Thomerson. It's a blast from the past with this sci-fi cult classic.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.

The Slugs embrace the mass mayhem of mass transportation in the assassin's battle royale of 2022's Bullet Train. Comes for the jokes, stay to see how long it takes for Ryan to figure out Brant has been messing up the villain's cool name.Do you like the show? So help us out! Listen, rate, review, and share our show over at Apple Podcasts or over on Spotify. Want to give us your two cents? Curious about what's coming up on the show? Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook.