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It’s the S****y Movies Suck Podcast or is the Suck Me Sideways Podcast? It’s the hottest bad movies podcast you’ll ever hear!

SMS Podcast


    • Mar 15, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 51 EPISODES


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    Episode 51: The White Lotus S3 Episode 1-4 Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2025 31:11


    This episode I'm back with a guest to review the lackluster new season of WHITE LOTUS. Is it boring because it's 8 episodes or the boring cast?

    Episode 50: Daredevil BORN AGAIN - Episode 1 and 2 Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2025 11:33


    50 episodes in, I basically revive my podcast just like Kevin Feige revived this series.

    Episode 49: Y2K

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2025 25:54


    Y2K is another lame A24 movie but this time it's directed by unfunny SNL cast member, KYLE MOONEY.

    Episode 48: Red One (2024)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2024 15:30


    After me being lazy for the entire month of November; IM BACK to shit on the rock's new Christmas straight to prime video but sent to theaters, RED ONE!

    Episode 47: Venom: The Last Dance Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2024 16:30


    The episode I talk about the worst venom movie of the trilogy?! Was it ruined by the writers strike or incompetence? Find out on this episode!

    Episode 46: Terrifier 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2024 18:25


    This episode I talk about the third film in the Terrifier trilogy! Is it as bad as the last one or is is better? Why is the movie still over 2 hours long?! Find out on this episode!

    Episode 45: Hellboy: The Crooked Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2024 18:00


    This episode I bring back a guest who I made watch this shitty movie with me! Is this the worst movie of the year? Why does this movie look like a porn parody? Find out on this episode!

    Episode 44: Megalopolis

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2024 16:02


    This episode I talk about the first film from Francis Ford Coppola in years, MEGALOPOLIS! Is it the epic Francis thinks it is or is it another epic blunder? Find out on this episode!

    Episode 43: Wolfs (2024)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2024 8:41


    Wolfs is the latest Apple TV+ film starring two of the biggest movie stars of the 00s, Brad Pitt and George Clooney. Why was the film's budget 200 million? Is it any good? Find out on this episode!

    Episode 42: Speak No Evil (2024)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2024 18:46


    Speak No Evil (2024) is the latest Hollywood remake of a foreign film but this time it's actually good?! I compare both the original and remake to see which is better.

    Episode 41: The Front Room (2024) Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2024 9:54


    This episode I cover the latest A24 “elevated horror” film starring Brandy… directed by Robert Eggers brothers… honestly, the nepotism baby would've been a better title!

    Episode 40: The Crow (2024) Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2024 22:31


    The Crow (2024) is directed by Rupert Sanders (yes, the same one that Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson with) and stars Pennywise himself, Bill Skarsgard and Fucka Twigs. Is this the Hot Topic film adaptation you've been waiting for? Find out on this episode!

    Episode 39: Jackpot! (2024) Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2024 40:17


    Jackpot! is the latest film directed by Paul Feig (Bridesmaids, A Simple Favor). It stars John Cena and Aquafina (I know it's spelled different). Is this the lamest satire ever? Did Paul Feig forget how to direct? Find out on this episode!!

    Episode 38: It Ends With Us (2024) Movie Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2024 27:55


    This episode covers the latest book adaptation that caters to 40 year old white women that have never read a good book in their lives. What is the controversy of this “feud” between Justin Baldoni and the rest of the cast? Is the movie any good? Find out on this episode!

    Episode 37: Trap (2024) review

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2024 21:33


    Trap is the latest m. Night shymalamadingdong film starring Josh Hartnett. Is m. Night finally “back”(referring to how every film of his after 2015 is his come back). Why is the rapper Russ in this movie? Find out on this episode!

    Episode 36: Deadpool & Wolverine Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2024 20:58


    This episode I cover the only good multiverse movie! Is this the best Deadpool movie?! Does Deadpool and Wolverine finally get brought to the mcu? Find out and more!

    Episode 35: Twisters (2024) review

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2024 27:02


    Twisters is the latest movie starring the 6 foot capybara (glen Powell). I answer the questions such as.. Why is Helen Hunt not in this movie? Why is glen Powell character stalking daisy edgar-jones' character in this movie?

    Episode 34: Space Cadet (Amazon Prime) movie review

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2024 13:58


    This episode I cover the latest Emma Roberts movie… why do studios think Emma Roberts is likable? Why is Amazon Prime making a Netflix movie? Find out on this episode!

    Episode 33: A Family Affair (Netflix) review

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2024 14:41


    This episode I cover the Netflix movie ‘The Idea of You' no wait ‘A Filler Affair' fuck I meant ‘A FAMILY AFFAIR'…

    Episode 32: Trigger Warning (Netflix) review

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2024 10:24


    This episode I cover the latest JL… JESSICA ALBA movie, Trigger Warning. Was this movie meant for JLO? How did the sheriff get with Jessica alba? Find out on this episode!

    Episode 31: Bad Boys: Ride or Die review

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2024 15:49


    The fast and furiousiness of this movie is out of control… is will smith officially back? Why is the villain McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy? Find out on this episode!

    Episode 30: Top 5 Best and Worst Movies of 2024 (so far…)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2024 11:49


    This episode I cover my best and worst movies of 2024….

    Episode 29: The Strangers: Chapter 1 (2024) SPOILER review

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2024 15:51


    This episode I cover yet another reboot of a horror “classic”…

    Episode 28: The Fall Guy (2024) review

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2024 26:19


    The Filler Guy is what this movie should've been called between the amount of filler and Botox between Emily Blunt and Ryan Gosling!

    Episode 27: The Mother (Netflix) review

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2024 29:07


    Jenny sniping the block? Is this the worst JLO movie ever? Why does Netflix keep making these terrible movies? How does Ben Affleck speak better Spanish than JLO?

    Episode 26: Baby Reindeer

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2024 34:19


    Recorded from my iPhone

    Episode 25: Late Night with The Devil (2024)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2024 13:32


    This episode my co-host finally comes back after disappearing like every protagonist does in a found footage movie. Is this the best horror movie of 2024? Does the shitty ai cutaways ruin the movie? Find out and more!

    Episode 24: Speak No Evil (2022)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2024 11:37


    Yet another foreign film remade by Hollywood. What makes it worse is that it's in ENGLISH! Is it the most disturbing movie ever ? Find out in this episode!

    Episode 23: Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2024 19:32


    The latest movie in the monsterverse. How does it stack up against the rest? Why is Skar King just an oversized orangutan? Was this movie just supposed to be a Kong movie with Godzilla shoehorned in by studio mandates? Find out and more!

    Episode 22: Roadhouse (2024)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2024 16:53


    Yet another remake of an 80s (cult) classic. Is this one any better? Do people have thick foreign accents if they've lived their entire lives in the Florida Keys? Find out and more!

    Episode 21: Terrifier 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2024 14:50


    This short episode covers the overly LONG sequel to the movie Terrifier. Why is the movie nearly 2 and a half hours? Was the director on as much coke as I was in 2018? Will Terrifier 3 also be this long ? Find out and more!

    Episode 20: Five Nights at Freddy's (2023)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2024 17:02


    This episode I cover the lamest saw ripoff since Escape Room from 2019…

    Episode 19: The Beekeeper

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 29, 2024 46:29


    The highest grossing film of 2024 (until Dune Part 2 comes out this weekend) somehow… How does it compare to other Jason Statham movies? Does Josh Hutcherson make a good villain? Find out and more!

    Episode 18: Madame Web

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2024 18:31


    This episode I cover the best comic book movie since The Dark Knight!

    Episode 17: Anyone But You

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2024 20:54


    This episode I cover the surprising 150 million dollar box office hit, ANYONE BUT YOU. Why did it make so much money? Are Glen Powell and Sydney Sweeney movie stars? Find out and more!

    Episode 16: The Marvels

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2024 27:45


    This episode I talk about the biggest mcu flop in history, THE MARVELS. Is it deserving of being such a box office bomb? Why does Brie Larson look so bored?

    Episode 15: Evil Dead Rise

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2024 26:47


    Mommy's with the maggots now…

    Episode 14: Mean Girls (2024)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2024 12:21


    Stop trying to make fetch happen!

    Episode 13: Leave the World Behind

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2024 31:35


    This episode covers the faux intellectual Obama film, LEAVE THE WORLD BEHIND. Is it as dumb as the tiktok conspiracy videos suggests? Is the movie predictive programming? Somehow, it's not the worst netflix apocalypse film…

    Episode 12: Saltburn

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2024 16:39


    New year, new me is basically what Barry Keoghan's character pulls off in the new film by Emerald Fennell , SALTBURN.

    Episode 11: The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2023 39:01


    This week I'm here with another guest to talk about the prequel to the Hunger Games. Is this the movie where Rachel Zegler annoys me the least? Are the names as dumb as every other hunger games movie?

    Episode 10: Wonka

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2023 33:26


    Willy wonka, Willy wonka, Willy wonka!

    Episode 9: The Bourne Identity

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2023 12:13


    After the recent announcement of yet another Jason Bourne movie, I decided to review one of the best action movies ever. Cue the Moby song!!

    Episode 8: The Boy Next Door

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2023 31:18


    Finally back again with a guest (and an episode that's over 10 minutes long)! This episode covers the unsexiest erotic thriller since Basic Instinct 2.

    Episode 7: Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2023 53:06


    This episode covers the worst mcu movie ever?!

    Episode 6: Talk to Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2023 9:58


    This episode covers the craziness of your podcast jesus' life! I then cover the best horror movie of 2023, TALK TO ME.

    Episode 5: Barbie

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2023 10:22


    This episode covers the Mean Girls of Gen z? Also, I talk shit about five guys gorging of prices for a burger and fries.

    Episode 4: Shazam! Fury of the Gods

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2023 22:35


    The end of the Shazam! trilogy review!Joined by another guest (who also may be my new co host?)

    Episode 3: Black Adam

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2023 32:35


    Part 2 of the unofficial shazam! trilogy review with a guest! Will The Rock ever become as a big of a movie star as he thinks he is? Who knows!

    Episode 2: Shazam!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2023 11:50


    Part 1 of the unofficial Captain Marvel (Shazam!) dceu series. Was making a wannabe (yet somehow better) mcu film a good idea? Who knows.

    Episode 1: Litty at Joystick Gamebar

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2023 13:08


    Interviewed two twins (that looked like sublime band members) that are coincidentally rockstars themselves from the band Vangas and even had Anne Hathaway on herself! (Or is it?) Also, thoughts on derek carr and aaron rodgers with friend of the podcast, deer.

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