SMS Podcast

This episode I'm back with a guest to review the lackluster new season of WHITE LOTUS. Is it boring because it's 8 episodes or the boring cast?

50 episodes in, I basically revive my podcast just like Kevin Feige revived this series.

Y2K is another lame A24 movie but this time it's directed by unfunny SNL cast member, KYLE MOONEY.

After me being lazy for the entire month of November; IM BACK to shit on the rock's new Christmas straight to prime video but sent to theaters, RED ONE!

The episode I talk about the worst venom movie of the trilogy?! Was it ruined by the writers strike or incompetence? Find out on this episode!

This episode I talk about the third film in the Terrifier trilogy! Is it as bad as the last one or is is better? Why is the movie still over 2 hours long?! Find out on this episode!

This episode I bring back a guest who I made watch this shitty movie with me! Is this the worst movie of the year? Why does this movie look like a porn parody? Find out on this episode!

This episode I talk about the first film from Francis Ford Coppola in years, MEGALOPOLIS! Is it the epic Francis thinks it is or is it another epic blunder? Find out on this episode!

Wolfs is the latest Apple TV+ film starring two of the biggest movie stars of the 00s, Brad Pitt and George Clooney. Why was the film's budget 200 million? Is it any good? Find out on this episode!

Speak No Evil (2024) is the latest Hollywood remake of a foreign film but this time it's actually good?! I compare both the original and remake to see which is better.

This episode I cover the latest A24 “elevated horror” film starring Brandy… directed by Robert Eggers brothers… honestly, the nepotism baby would've been a better title!

The Crow (2024) is directed by Rupert Sanders (yes, the same one that Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson with) and stars Pennywise himself, Bill Skarsgard and Fucka Twigs. Is this the Hot Topic film adaptation you've been waiting for? Find out on this episode!

Jackpot! is the latest film directed by Paul Feig (Bridesmaids, A Simple Favor). It stars John Cena and Aquafina (I know it's spelled different). Is this the lamest satire ever? Did Paul Feig forget how to direct? Find out on this episode!!

This episode covers the latest book adaptation that caters to 40 year old white women that have never read a good book in their lives. What is the controversy of this “feud” between Justin Baldoni and the rest of the cast? Is the movie any good? Find out on this episode!

Trap is the latest m. Night shymalamadingdong film starring Josh Hartnett. Is m. Night finally “back”(referring to how every film of his after 2015 is his come back). Why is the rapper Russ in this movie? Find out on this episode!

This episode I cover the only good multiverse movie! Is this the best Deadpool movie?! Does Deadpool and Wolverine finally get brought to the mcu? Find out and more!

Twisters is the latest movie starring the 6 foot capybara (glen Powell). I answer the questions such as.. Why is Helen Hunt not in this movie? Why is glen Powell character stalking daisy edgar-jones' character in this movie?

This episode I cover the latest Emma Roberts movie… why do studios think Emma Roberts is likable? Why is Amazon Prime making a Netflix movie? Find out on this episode!

This episode I cover the Netflix movie ‘The Idea of You' no wait ‘A Filler Affair' fuck I meant ‘A FAMILY AFFAIR'…

This episode I cover the latest JL… JESSICA ALBA movie, Trigger Warning. Was this movie meant for JLO? How did the sheriff get with Jessica alba? Find out on this episode!

The fast and furiousiness of this movie is out of control… is will smith officially back? Why is the villain McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy? Find out on this episode!

This episode I cover my best and worst movies of 2024….

This episode I cover yet another reboot of a horror “classic”…

The Filler Guy is what this movie should've been called between the amount of filler and Botox between Emily Blunt and Ryan Gosling!

Jenny sniping the block? Is this the worst JLO movie ever? Why does Netflix keep making these terrible movies? How does Ben Affleck speak better Spanish than JLO?

Recorded from my iPhone

This episode my co-host finally comes back after disappearing like every protagonist does in a found footage movie. Is this the best horror movie of 2024? Does the shitty ai cutaways ruin the movie? Find out and more!

Yet another foreign film remade by Hollywood. What makes it worse is that it's in ENGLISH! Is it the most disturbing movie ever ? Find out in this episode!

The latest movie in the monsterverse. How does it stack up against the rest? Why is Skar King just an oversized orangutan? Was this movie just supposed to be a Kong movie with Godzilla shoehorned in by studio mandates? Find out and more!

Yet another remake of an 80s (cult) classic. Is this one any better? Do people have thick foreign accents if they've lived their entire lives in the Florida Keys? Find out and more!

This short episode covers the overly LONG sequel to the movie Terrifier. Why is the movie nearly 2 and a half hours? Was the director on as much coke as I was in 2018? Will Terrifier 3 also be this long ? Find out and more!

This episode I cover the lamest saw ripoff since Escape Room from 2019…

The highest grossing film of 2024 (until Dune Part 2 comes out this weekend) somehow… How does it compare to other Jason Statham movies? Does Josh Hutcherson make a good villain? Find out and more!

This episode I cover the best comic book movie since The Dark Knight!

This episode I cover the surprising 150 million dollar box office hit, ANYONE BUT YOU. Why did it make so much money? Are Glen Powell and Sydney Sweeney movie stars? Find out and more!

This episode I talk about the biggest mcu flop in history, THE MARVELS. Is it deserving of being such a box office bomb? Why does Brie Larson look so bored?

Mommy's with the maggots now…

Stop trying to make fetch happen!

This episode covers the faux intellectual Obama film, LEAVE THE WORLD BEHIND. Is it as dumb as the tiktok conspiracy videos suggests? Is the movie predictive programming? Somehow, it's not the worst netflix apocalypse film…

New year, new me is basically what Barry Keoghan's character pulls off in the new film by Emerald Fennell , SALTBURN.

This week I'm here with another guest to talk about the prequel to the Hunger Games. Is this the movie where Rachel Zegler annoys me the least? Are the names as dumb as every other hunger games movie?

Willy wonka, Willy wonka, Willy wonka!

After the recent announcement of yet another Jason Bourne movie, I decided to review one of the best action movies ever. Cue the Moby song!!

Finally back again with a guest (and an episode that's over 10 minutes long)! This episode covers the unsexiest erotic thriller since Basic Instinct 2.

This episode covers the worst mcu movie ever?!

This episode covers the craziness of your podcast jesus' life! I then cover the best horror movie of 2023, TALK TO ME.

This episode covers the Mean Girls of Gen z? Also, I talk shit about five guys gorging of prices for a burger and fries.

The end of the Shazam! trilogy review!Joined by another guest (who also may be my new co host?)

Part 2 of the unofficial shazam! trilogy review with a guest! Will The Rock ever become as a big of a movie star as he thinks he is? Who knows!

Part 1 of the unofficial Captain Marvel (Shazam!) dceu series. Was making a wannabe (yet somehow better) mcu film a good idea? Who knows.

Interviewed two twins (that looked like sublime band members) that are coincidentally rockstars themselves from the band Vangas and even had Anne Hathaway on herself! (Or is it?) Also, thoughts on derek carr and aaron rodgers with friend of the podcast, deer.