That's F****d Up with Christian Wisseh

Christian and Sean the producer are back with another episode. Christian has more unsolicited dating advice for incels and thoughts about the Kardashians. Sean and Christian spend way too much talking about food and conundrum that is McDonald's. And Christian wants Derek Jeter to release the contents of his infamous post-coital gift basket.

Christian and Sean the Producer are back from their summer break. Sean went on a wedding tour while Christian unexpectedly had an "F-Boy Summer." The guys talk about open relationships, the state of MCU in Phase 4, the state of men, the cost of having a kid, and New York sports

Christian returns from New York and is comedically beloved on both coasts. Sean has a brand new hair cut after donating it to bald kids. The guys talk about the Supreme Court overturning Roe, how the greatest beneficiaries of women's rights are men, nepotism, and more New York stuff.

Christian and Sean the Producer lament living in unprecedented times. Sean talks about the Jan 6 hearings. Christian talks about the Super Gonorrhea epidemic on college campuses and nursing homes. The guys talk about people posting their red flags on the internet, Juneteenth, and dude's pull out game being weak.

Folks, you're in for a fun one. Christian almost kills Sean the Producer with comedy. Christian is hype about his upcoming trip to New York. The fellas talk about the food of New York. Cincinnati's Skyline Chili catches a stray, as do former residents of Ohio. Frats, White Rappers, Beyoncé, J.Lo, Tim Burton, Quentin Tarantino, and Witches all get jokes in this hilarious episode.

Christian and Sean the Producer talk about the emotional state of men, why men don't share their emotions healthily, and why cargo shorts are a one way ticket to being an incel. The guys also talk about inappropriate leaders in church. And TFU pivots into a food podcast.

Christian and Sean the Producer lay out the pros and cons of having kids in today's capitalistic hellscape. The podcast devolves quickly into a food podcast sponsored by Kerrigold Butter. Christian and Sean discuss the merits of some jokes. Emmitt Till's ugly killer is brought up for some reason. And the guys discuss the rules around "maturity."

This episode was recorded right after the shooting at Robb Elementary in Uvalde, TX. Christian and Sean the Producer work through their feelings about the tragedy and how they expect Congress to do nothing. Sean has ideas for elected Democrats. Christian predicts the collapse of society in 2040 with no evidence and randomly goes in on inflation and putting the toilet seat down.

Christian and Sean the Producer talk about religion in this episode. Christian has beef with the American church. Sean discusses the process that got him to open his mind about religion. The guys still get a little conspiratorial and involve JFK Jr. And Christian states his intention to "Out-Pizza The Hut."

Christian and Sean the Producer go full tin foil hat and somehow OJ Simpson is involved. Sean talks about the conspiracy behind the pricing of healthy food. Christian dances dangerously close to the line with some statements on modern feminism. The fellas also talk about why student loans will never get paid off and how entertainment is a distraction from what's really going on.

Christian mourns the loss of his mentor the only way he can - with inappropriate jokes. Sean the Producer talks about what Foo Fighters drummer, Taylor Hawkins, meant to him. Death, DV, and other topics (including Casey Anthony) come up and the guys have no other choice but to joke about it. And of course, they give relationship advice to strangers off Reddit.

Christian and Sean the Producer are back from Spring Break and in a STUDIO! Christian takes issue with alpha male dating podcasts and their hosts. Sean talks about the cost of raising a kid. Straight male cleanliness standards come up. And as always, the fellas give relationship advice to poor unfortunate souls on Reddit.

We heard Christian's complaints and admit he was on a roll. So we're releasing the episode up to the point where things f**k up. Christian and Sean the Producer talk about not taking advice from hot people, entitled men, and the moment a Black boy moves from cute to a threat in this shortened episode.

Christian is mad that his fire first take was lost to technical difficulties. Sean the Producer is more hopeful about the situation. The fellas talk about age limits for running for office, levels to being funny, how children are a Ponzi scheme, and of course relationship advice - this time featuring cheating and age limits for that too.

Christian gives an abridged version of American History. Sean the Producer talks Ukraine and gas prices. Christian also talks about men who get no women. And, as always, some relationship advice.

Christian is sick of cultural appropriation by the Kardashians. Sean the Producer talks about two of his favorite topics, food and dogs. Of course, there's some relationship advice. And Christian talks about the two types of women he's met dating in LA.

Now with a Traeger grill, Christian is one concussion and black belt from being the Black Joe Rogan. Christian and Sean the Producer talk about Fun Time Girls, fatphobia, housing, and of course, give some relationship advice.

Christian and Sean the Producer are back with another irregularly scheduled episode of the podcast. They start off talking about the Pied Piper of R&B, R. Kelly, and the read the stories of an OF mom and one of the worst wives in the world.

Back from a depression induced break, Christian and Sean the Producer return to talk about the number #1 podcast in the world, parental expectations, and the hilarious farce that is dating in LA

Christian wakes up to an unpleasant surprise. It's laundry day for Sean the Producer. A woman murders her husband because she's jealous of her younger self. Another woman murders her husband with her butt. Marc Zuckerberg owns half of all millennial wealth. And the credit system is completely made up.

Christian and Sean the Producer are back after a long break. They discuss the long term effects of Covid on erections. Christian declares a person the a-hole for having a fake mental health diagnosis from TikTok and discusses his 4th of July plans (I know). And the fellas give unsolicited relationship advice.

On this episode, both Christian and Sean the Producer think Harrison Ford has a death wish. Christian talks about personhood beginning at 25 and his most recent bad date. Caitlyn Jenner and weight loss come up. And the guys use the power of the internet to give random people relationship advice.

Christian and Sean the Producer are back with Season 2 of TFU Podcast! New Season. New Format. Sean is a married man. Christian is dating in LA (It's terrible). They discuss the trouble with dating 10s, why men need to keep their junk wrapped up out in these streets, how both men and women are trash, and their mutual enemy: American Cheese.

Martin Morrow (A Recipe for Seduction, Multiple Commercials) rejoins Christian and Sean the Producer to discuss the state of the United States. They talk about what caused the domestic terrorist attack on January 6th, who do we hold accountable, and where do we go from here.

We end 2020 with our 20th episode. She describes herself as a Cuban Daria Morgendorffer. Miami born, New York based comic Irene Morales joins the podcast. We talk about weigh loss, holding your tongue as a comic in a corporate job, and of course, dating & relationships.

This episode of the podcast is brought to you by dead dads. Comedian and Actor, Laurie Douglas joins the podcast. She and Christian discuss the state of comedy during Covid, what happened to Laurie's domain name, an offer she received at work, and dead dads.

What would you do if your summer league coach was a serial rapist and murderer? Comedian Tom Whalen joins the podcast to discuss that dilemma. Tom also talks about his sister's friend who's lady parts got a unique infestation, meeting Gordon Ramsay at a grocery store, and Christian talks about the time his youth pastor stole his girl.

This episode of the podcast is brought to you by Rachel's Ginger Beer in Seattle. They just don't know it yet. No guest this episode as Christian and Sean the Producer talk about why the holidays are f'd up, Warner Bros telling movie theaters to go f themselves, and most importantly why people need to wear a f'ing mask.

This episode is brought to you by Nobu Malibu. Nobu - We existed before Future rapped about us. The homie, Mandy Martino joins the podcast for a completely random episode. We talk about rappers with flamethrowers, crime solving lady parts, and Christian shoots his shot with Mandy.

This episode of That's F****d Up with Christian Wisseh is brought to you by Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank. Comedian and Host of Tough Choice with Kazeem Rahman, Kazeem Rahman joins the podcast. Christian and Kazeem cover a litany of topics including The Mandalorian, procrastination, and the marketing of political positions.

If you've ever worked in customer service, this episode is for you. Monarey Martinez joins the podcast. We discuss cooking for yourself vs cooking for other, our customer service jobs, and dumb ass questions customers ask.

Sean the Producer is getting married! Donald Trump is a one-term president! Christian has a new razor for his head! It's a good week all around. Haley OC joins the podcast. Christian and Haley discuss student loans, unsolicited dick pics and setting boundaries with your family, just to name a few topics.

Beth Stelling (Good Boys, Crashing, & Girl Daddy) joins the podcast. Christian and Beth don't talk about politics at all in this post-election episode. They cover White people's love of nature, sexual education, and breaking in to the industry. Also, there's an update on the Jerry Falwell Jr Cuckold Story.

If Black people using the N-Word makes you squeamish, you might want to skip this episode. Comedian and Writer, Niles Abston joins the podcast for our most reckless episode to date. Niles and Christian discuss the fall of Quibi, meth dealing football coaches, and the 2020 Election.

This episode is slightly delayed due to Nuke Bizzle's unemployment fraud. Comedian and writer, Kristy Brannon joins the podcast. Kristy discusses nature's obsession with turning things into crabs. She and Christian also talk about live-action Disney remakes, film school phases and Christian learns the cost of dating hot women.

The late 90's and early 2000's were wild. Christian and his guest, comedian and actor, Martin Morrow talk about how no millennial escape high school unscathed, why band kids are shitty, and sexual acts during school hours.

Holy sh*t, President Trump is a Covid-having Broke Boy. On this episode of the podcast, comedian and former journalist, Kiki Andersen joins the podcast. She and Christian discuss finding a new term for unmarried significant others over 30, dating in the time of Covid, and why President Trump is like a rapper.

Christian has BDE - Big Dad Energy. On this episode of the podcast, Comedian Dennis Jacobs joins the podcast to discuss the joys of fatherhood, his time as a Mathlete, and what it was like to be the only white boy working at a Champs Sports in Florida.

Life is all about choices. Comedian Red Genyard joins the podcast as we take a more serious tone this episode. We cover a variety of topics from homelessness to the 2020 Presidential Election to the king of podcasts, Joe Rogan.

How would you act during a home invasion? Not as brave as you think. Comedian Hillary Wells joins the podcast to talk about being held at gunpoint. Christian and Hillary also discuss the merits of college, conspiracy theories, and f**king with their future children.

Watch your back when you're on a country road. Comedian and actor, Angela Yonts joins the podcast to talk about a sublessee who put a hit out on her. Christian and Angela talk about death, comedy, and a host of other topics.

The power of Christ compels you... to listen to this episode. Singer/Songwriter Sylvia Greenstein joins the podcast to talk about John Mayer, Catholic guilt, and sexual ethics.

Does a bear s**t in the woods? Probably not in Central Florida. Comedian Madison Sinclair joins the podcast to share one of her f***d up stories, Republican sex stuff, and to lightly roast the host.

Unknown comedian, Christian Wisseh, shares a couple of stories about his entanglement with a girl named Brittani (with an I), talks about some f****d up news, and why his mom is out of control.